- Bear as Basil
- Tutter as Elmo
- Doc Hogg as Tailor
- Ferret Jeeter as Trumpeter
- Pip and Pop as Two-Headed Monster
- Miss Maxwell, Keisha, Luke, Lily, Rita and Moss as Honkers
- Otto and Etta Otter, Tally Otter and Rocko as Anything Muppets
- Benny the Bat, Skippy and Edwina Badger as Sheep
- The Possums as Chip and Dip
- Grandma Flutter, Uncle Tito del Tutter, Tardy, Grandpa Highland McTutter, Whiner, Shouter, and Jim and June Tutter as AM Monsters
- Jacques the Beaver as The Wolf
- Harry the Duck, Doc Owl and Puck as Birds
- Jack the Dog as Dog
- Snook as Bear
- Billy, Bonnie and Christine as Pigs
- Ray as Fred the Wonder Horse
- Annette as Cow
- Jeremiah Tortoise as Turtle
Tutter: Wait, wait. Yoo-hoo. Pardon me. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Excuse me. Will everybody be quiet? King Tutter hears a noise.
Ojo: Well, thank goodness, it's only a little shepherd.
Tutter: Oh, shepherd not very scary. Hey, hey, hey. Shepherd even look brave.
Bear: Wait. But excuse me, but where are we and who are you?
Tutter: Ahem. We are the creatures of the forest.
Doc Hogg: Yeah, and are we ever glad to see you.
Bear: You are?
Tucker Tutter: Strange things have been happening.
Ojo: Yes, someone keeps playing tricks on us.
Bear: Tricks? What kind of tricks?
Ojo: Hey, Tutter. You just tell him what happened.
Tutter: Okay. Ahem.
Oh, Tutter's my name and Tutter the King
and the kingdom should be a magnificent thing
Tutter has splendid gown and a mace
I'll fill it with elegance, style and grace
But also today, Tutter wearing a frown
as King Tutter slept,
Last night someone crept
into Tutter's chambers and sat on the crown.
Everyone: As King Tutter left, last night someone crept, into Tutter's chambers and sat on the crown.
Doc Hogg: Good day.
I'm the tailor
and I make the clothes.
And not long ago,
I've got some trousers arose.
Oh, I've been making trousers
for all the townsfolk.
When somebody sew up the legs for a joke.
But it isn't funny.
It makes me see red.
For to my dismay,
they just fit one way.
And how would you like to wear pants on your head?
Everyone: For to his dismay, they just fit one way, and how would you like to wear pants on your head?
Ferret Jetter: Oh, I'm Ferret Jetter the trumpeter.
Music's my thing.
I'll blow this and people make way for the king.
It's a very good job if you're musically fit being King Tutter's accompaniment.
But now what I do makes me sad and forlorn because just yesterday when I was away.
Somebody did something bad to my horn.
Everyone: Because just yesterday when he was away, somebody did something bad to his horn.
Tutter: Oh, there used to be laughter and happiness here.
But now it's the kingdom, our specialties fear.
It's just that we never know what to expect.
The Possums: If you call us scaredy possums, you'll be correct.
Tutter: If you think we like this, you're wrong as can be,
Things very tough,
And if that's not enough,
This morning, this paper was pinned to that tree.
Everyone: Things very tough, and if that's not enough, this morning, this paper was pinned to that tree.
Ojo: Some helpful tips for planning your move.
Doc Hogg: And on top of all this, our bravest knight, Sir Treelo, is nowhere to be found.
Bear: But that isn't very nice of someone to play tricks on you. What are you going to do?
Tutter: Well, Luna the Riddler can you answer you any question. Luna can tell us who's playing tricks. Oh, someone has to go to the Fountain of Riddles.
Bear: But who?
Tutter: Oh yeah. That's right.
Bear: Oh, now just a minute. I'm just a good-hearted little shepherd, not a brave-hearted little shepherd. Sorry.
Tutter: Oh, no. Here we go again.
Doc Hogg: Hey. I know. I can give you a disguise. Yes. I can disguise you as a wandering minstrel, a musician. Yeah, here. There. Now that will keep you safe.
Bear: But why would that keep me safe?
Doc Hogg: Well, the only other outfit I have is for a rat catcher.
Bear: Oh, well, I sure don't wanna be a rat catcher.
Tutter: Oh, well, good luck then.
Everyone: Goodbye, good luck, goodbye. Goodbye.
Tutter: Good luck finding the Fountain of Riddles.