- Narrator: One Day, Bernard and Bianca went to the video store. Bernard saw a Barney: Once Upon A Time VHS.
- Bernard: Bianca, Can I have Barney: Once Upon A Time on VHS?
- Miss Bianca: No, Bernard, you have lots of Barney videos, and it's very suck.
- Bernard: WWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I WANT BARNEY: ONCE UPON A TIME ON VHS NOW!!!
- Miss Bianca: Stop that, Bernard, or I'll divorce you!
- Narrator: Later that day, Miss Bianca and Bernard went to the music store. What's going to happened next?
- Bernard: I want Shrek soundtrack!
- Miss Bianca: No, Bernard, you have lots of CDs at home.
- Bernard: WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! I WANT SHREK SOUNDTRACK NOW!!!
- Miss Bianca: Cut it out, Bernard! or you'll be grounded for life! YOU MUST DIE!
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