Bert and the Beanstalk is LegalizeAnythingMuppets's spoof of the "Mickey and the Beanstalk" segment of "Fun and Fancy Free" (1947).
- Ludwig Von Drake - Grover (Sesame Street)
- Herman - Piglet (Winnie the Pooh)
- The Magic Singing Harp - Minnie Mouse (Mickey Mouse)
- Mickey Mouse - Bert (Sesame Street)
- Donald Duck - Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street)
- Goofy - Ernie (Sesame Street)
- Willie the Giant - Brer Bear (Song of the South)