Best Girl Ever is an Ash & Friends Spoof to Best Engine Ever.


  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
  4. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
  5. Sakura Avalon as Emily (Carly McKillip)
  6. Jonny Quest as Connor (J.D. Roth)
  7. Josie McCoy as Caitlin (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  8. Kara Perkins as Marion (Lisa Ortiz)
  9. Fox McCloud as Victor (Yuri Lowenthal)
  10. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
  11. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
  12. Passengers as themselves


  • Mark Moraghan: Jonny Quest and Josie McCoy are very fast friends who love to have races as they take passengers back and forth from the mainland.
  • Josie: (giggling) It looks like I'm going to win today!"
  • Jonny: "Oh, we'll see about that!"
  • Narrator: "But then there was trouble."
  • Josie: "Oh no!"
  • (Josie quickly brakes and comes to a stop)
  • Josie: "Phew!"
  • Jonny: "Whoa! Nice emergency braking, Josie!"
  • Sakura: "Sorry. I would have pulled out of the way, but I've gotten injured. I can't move."
  • Josie: "That's nothing to be sorry about, Sakura. Everyone gets hurt sometimes."
  • Passenger #1: "What's the holdup?"
  • Passenger #2: "Why have we stalled?"
  • Passenger #3: "I'm already behind schedule."
  • Sakura: "Before you go, Josie, um... perhaps you could just push me onto that siding up ahead?"
  • Josie: "Um... don't worry, Sakura. I can switch paths to get past you."
  • Sakura: "But just a quick push."
  • Josie: "Oh, no, no, it's fine. I've already done it."
  • Sakura: "But... but... I...."
  • Narrator: "It wasn't very long before Josie came back again."
  • Sakura: "Oh. Hi, Josie. Wait. Where are your coaches?"
  • Josie: (Giggles) "I don't need any coaches. I'm taking you to the hospital. You didn't think I was going to leave you here stranded, did you?"
  • Sakura: (Gasps)
  • Josie: (Giggles) "Is that who I think it is, Sakura?
  • Sakura: "It's Jonny!
  • Jonny: "Afternoon, ladies." (Laughs) "It looks like I'm gonna win again, Josie."
  • Josie: (Laughs) "The race is on!"
  • Sakura: Wow, Josie! This is fast!"
  • Josie: "Fast? This isn't fast! But, well, you a bit heavier than my coaches."
  • Sakura: "Ugh! Heavier?"
  • Josie: "No offense, Sakura, but you are a great big unicorn, like me!" (Laughs) "We've got him! He's stopping." (Laughs) "Too bad, Jonny!"
  • Narrator: "It wasn't long before fast, strong Josie had arrived at the hospital with poor injured Sakura. Sakura was very impressed by Josie.
  • Sakura: (Giggles) "That was great, Josie! You're amazing."
  • Josie: "Amazing? Not really. Just born for speed, that's all."
  • Sakura: "She's so fast, Fox, it was incredible! She must be the best girl ever!
  • Fox: "Honestly, Sakura, being fast isn't everything.
  • Sakura: "I know, but Josie looks amazing too. Her shape is so sleek and smooth."
  • Fox: "That's just the pony baker design. Underneath all that, Josie's just a girl like the rest of us."
  • Sakura: "Can't the doctors do anything to change my shape, Fox?
  • Fox: "Why would you want to do that? You're a great girl, Sakura, just the way you are."
  • Narrator: "A few days later, Sakura was back at work on the main path again."
  • Josie: Hello, Sakura!
  • Sakura: Hi, Josie.
  • Josie: "Wow, you look as good as new. Did you get new fur?"
  • Sakura: "Just a touch-up. But no matter what they do, I'll never be as amazing as you."
  • Josie: "What nonsense! You're a brilliant girl. And you get to pull all sorts of loads, whereas I almost always pull passengers. I wouldn't mind a bit more variety from time to time. Take care now."
  • Ash: Hello, Sakura. Sakura? What's the matter?"
  • Sakura: (Sighs) "Josie is better than me at everything."
  • Ash: "Everything? She can't be better than you at everything."
  • Sakura: "But she is, Ash. She really, really is."
  • Kara: "Don't be silly, Sakura. Be proud of yourself. Lift your hat high and say, 'I'm a very special girl, and there's no other like me!'."
  • Sakura: "But I don't have a hat. And Josie is better than me at everything."
  • Narrator: "The other animals knew Sakura was unhappy. But they didn't know how to cheer her up again."
  • Alex: "Oh! Would you like to delivery the mail for me, Sakura? That's a fun job."
  • Sakura: "No, thanks, Alex.
  • Raimundo: "I know! You can be my back animal tomorrow. I'm heading up the coast to the Land Beach."
  • Terry: (Laughs) "Of course, Raimundo! Everybody wants to be your back animal."
  • Sakura: (Sighs)
  • Narrator: "Then, one day, Sakura had to make a delivery to the castle."
  • Josie: Hello, Sakura!
  • Sakura: Josie! Have you gotten hurt?"
  • Josie: "No, but my driver thought he heard a strange sound, so he's just checking me over." (Giggles) "Looks like you're going to be me back down the hill."
  • Narrator: "Sakura headed back down the steep hill again. But then there was trouble."
  • Josie: "Help! Help! My feet! My feet have failed! Help! Look out, Sakura!
  • Sakura: (Gasps)
  • Josie: "I can't stop!"
  • (Josie bumps into the back of Sakura)
  • Sakura: (Gasps) "I have to slow her down!"
  • (Sakura tries to stop Josie, as they race down the hill)
  • Sakura: "Don't worry, Josie! I've got you!" (Grunting)
  • (Sakura manages to bring Josie to a stop)
  • Josie: "Oh! Oh, Sakura! You're my hero!"
  • (Sakura smiles)
  • Narrator: "This time, it was Josie who had to be taken to the hospital. And Sakura was very happy to be the pony who could take her there."
  • Josie: "Ugh, this is why I don't do pushing. It always messes up my skirt."
  • Sakura: "Is that why you didn't push me onto the siding? Because of your skirt!"
  • Josie: "Yes. Sorry about that. I wish I had strong front feet like you. You were amazing today, Sakura. What a brave girl you are
  • Sakura: "Everybody gets hurt sometimes, Josie.
  • Josie: "I'm so lucky to have a friend like you. Thanks for helping me."
  • Sakura: "And I'm lucky to have a friend like you, too."
  • Sakura and Josie: (Laugh)

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