Best of Jackie is and Ash & Friends spoof to the November 2002 Thomas video entitled: Best of Toby. It is composed of two Season 1 episodes, two Season 3 episodes, two Season 4 episodes, and two Season 5 episodes narrated by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin, plus one song.


  • Known on the land of YTV for his talisman hunts, Jackie has been a good friend of Ash since the very beginning. People from around the world are expecting memories beyond, and they have chosen all eight stories about Jackie Chan. Re-live your memory as we first show Jackie's arrival to the town, and see how he handles Champion, a Tauros that Lexi confronts. Laugh loudly as Jackie heads into his doom toward a broken bridge like a tightrope, and see him get swept away during a tremendous storm. Get your tickets ready and step on Jackie and his partner Princess Kitana, as they take you to YTV's favorite memories of all time.


  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
  3. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
  4. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
  5. Lexi Bunny as Daisy (Jessica DiCicco)
  6. Mel Blake as Mavis (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  7. Superman as Harold (Tim Daily)
  8. Princess Kitana as Henrietta (Cree Summer)
  9. Dr. Eggman as Bulstrode (Mike Pollock)
  10. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
  11. Ang Leung as Bertram (Alan Marriott)
  12. Wilhelmina Ketchum as Lady Hatt (Amy Birnbaum)
  13. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
  14. Rikochet as Skarloey (Carlos Alazraqui)
  15. Buster Bunny as Rheneas (Charlie Adler)
  16. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
  17. Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
  18. Heathcliff as Trevor (Mel Blanc)
  19. Susie Feeble as Caroline (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  20. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
  21. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)


  1. Jackie Chan
  2. Ash Breaks The Rules
  3. Bulls Eyes
  4. Mel Blake
  5. Jackie's Tightrope
  6. Special Attraction
  7. Jackie's Discovery
  8. Jackie and The Flood


  1. Jackie


Jackie Chan

  • George Carlin: Jackie is a leader of the J-Team. He wears a blue shirt and brown pants and doesn't look like a character at all. He takes Beedrill from farms and villages to the main line and is cheerful to everyone he meets. He has a coach called Kitana who has seen better days.
  • Kitana: It's not fair at all.
  • George Carlin: She grumbles remembering she used to be full and nine Beedrill would rattle behind her. Now there were only 3 or four for the farms and factories send their goods mostly by truck. Jackie is always careful. The cars, buses and trucks often had accidents. Jackie hasn't had an accident for years. But the buses are crowded and Kitana is empty. A lady and a stout gentleman stood on Jackie's platform. He was of course Steven. But Jackie didn't noticed yet.
  • Ralph and Marina: Come on, father.
  • George Carlin: Cried the children.
  • Ralph and Marina: Do look at this character.
  • Steven: That's a J-Team, Ralph.
  • George Carlin: Said Steven.
  • Marina: Is it electric?
  • George Carlin: Asked Marina.
  • Jackie: Whoosh!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Jackie.
  • Ralph: Shh!
  • George Carlin: Said her brother.
  • Ralph: You've offended him.
  • Marina: But J-Teams are electric, aren't they?
  • Steven: They are mostly, and this is a J-Team.
  • Ralph and Marina: May we go in it, father, please?
  • Steven: Stop!
  • George Carlin: Said Steven to the conductor. They all scrambled into Kitana.
  • Kitana: Hip-hip hooray!
  • George Carlin: Chanted Kitana. But Jackie didn't sing.
  • Jackie: Electric indeed! Electric indeed!
  • George Carlin: He snorted. He was proud of being a J-Team.
  • Steven: What is your name?
  • George Carlin: Asked Steven.
  • Jackie: Jackie, sir.
  • George Carlin: Thank you, Jackie, for a very nice ride.
  • Jackie: Thank you, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie. He felt better now.
  • Jackie: This gentleman...
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Jackie: a gentleman who knows how to speak to characters.
  • George Carlin: The children came every day for two weeks. Sometimes they rode with the conductor, sometimes in empty Beedrill. On the last day of all the driver invited them into his cab. All were sorry when they had to go away and Steven and his family thanked everyone.
  • Jackiee: Come again soon.
  • George Carlin: Replied Jackie.
  • Ralph and Marina: We will, we will.
  • George Carlin: Called the children. And they waved till Jackie was out of sight. The months passed. Jackie had few cars and fewer passengers.
  • Driver: Our last day, Jackie.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver one morning.
  • Driver: The manager says we must close tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: That day, everyone will have a chance of a last ride. The passengers joked and sang, but Jackie and his driver wish they wouldn't.
  • Passengers: Goodbye, Jackie.
  • George Carlin: Said the passengers afterwards.
  • Passengers: We're sorry your line was closing down.
  • Jackie: So am I.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Jackie.
  • Jackie: Nobody wants me.
  • George Carlin: Jackie thought and went unhappily to sleep. Next morning, the shed was flung open and old Jackie woke with a start to his driver waving a piece of paper at him.
  • Driver: Wake up, Jackie!
  • George Carlin: He shouted excitely.
  • Driver: The mail has just arrived and there's a letter for us from the stout gentleman! Maybe it's good news.

Ash Breaks The Rules

  • George Carlin: There's a line to the university at the end of Ash's route. It goes to some distance along the road. Ash was very careful to whistle here in case anyone was coming. Early one morning, a large policeman was sitting close to the line. Ash liked policemen. He had been a great friend of the officer who had just retired.
  • Ash: Peep! Peep!
  • George Carlin: He whistled.
  • Ash: Good morning.
  • George Carlin: Ash expected that the new officer would be friendly too. But was sorry to see that he didn't look friendly at all. He was red in the face and very cross.
  • Policeman: Disgraceful!
  • George Carlin: He spluttered.
  • Policeman: I didn't sleep a wink last night. It was so quiet, and now trainers come whistling suddenly behind me.
  • Ash: I'm sorry, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: I only said good morning.
  • George Carlin: The policeman pointed to Ash.
  • Policeman: Where's your cowcatchers?
  • George Carlin: He asked.
  • Ash: But I don't catch cows, sir.
  • Policeman: Don't be funny.
  • George Carlin: Snapped the policeman. He looked at Ash's shoes.
  • Policeman: No side plates either.
  • George Carlin: And he wrote in his notebook.
  • Policeman: Trainers goin on public roads must have their shoes covered and a cowcatcher in front to protect people and animals from being dragged under the wheels if they stray under the line. You haven't so you are dangerous.
  • Driver: Rubbish.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash's driver.
  • Driver: We've been along here hundreds of times and never had an accident.
  • Policeman: That makes it worse.
  • George Carlin: The policeman answered. He wrote Regular Law Breaker in his book. Ash puffed sadly away. Steven was having breakfast he was eating toast and marmalade. The butler came in.
  • Butler: Excuse me, sir, you're wanted on the telephone.
  • Steven: Bother that telephone!
  • George Carlin: Said Steven.
  • (Phone chattering)
  • Steven: I'm sorry, my dear.
  • George Carlin: He said to his wife.
  • Steven: Ash is in trouble with the police and I must go at once.
  • George Carlin: At the station, Ash's driver told Steven what had happened.
  • Steven: Dangerous to the public indeed. We'll see about that.
  • George Carlin: Steven spoke to the policeman. But however much he argued with him it was no good.
  • Policeman: The law is the law.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Policeman: And we can't change it.
  • George Carlin: Steven felt exhausted.
  • Steven: I'm sorry, driver.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Steven: It's no use arguing with the policeman. We will have to make those cowcatcher things for Ash I suppose.
  • Ash: Everyone will laugh, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: They say I look like a J-Team.
  • George Carlin: Steven stared, then he laughed.
  • Steven: Well done, Ash. Why didn't I think of it before. We need a J-Team. When I was on my holiday, I met a nice man called Jackie. He takes Beedrill from the farms but the trucks have taken most of his work and he needs a change. He has a blue shirt and brown pants. I'll write to this superintedant at once.
  • George Carlin: A few days later, Jackie arrived.
  • Steven: That's a good man.
  • George Carlin: Said Steven.
  • Steven: I see you brought Princess Kitana.
  • Jackie: You don't mind, do you, sir?
  • George Carlin: Asked Jackie.
  • Jackie: The stationmaster wanted to use her as a hen house, and that would never do.
  • Steven: No indeed.
  • George Carlin: Said Steven.
  • Steven: We couldn't allow that.
  • George Carlin: Jackie made the silly Beedrill even better than Ash did.
  • Policeman: Hey you!
  • Georeg Carlin: At first, Ash was jealous, but he was so pleased when Jackie rang his bell and frightened the policeman, they've been firmed friends ever since.

Bulls Eyes

  • George Carlin: Jackie Chan wears a blue shirt and brown pants. They helped to prevent animals from getting hurt if they should stray onto the line. Lexi thought Jackie's fenders were silly.
  • Lexi: You're afraid of getting hurt yourself.
  • George Carlin: She flounced.
  • Jackie: I'm not.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Jackie.
  • Lexi: Yes you are. I don't have stupid cowcatchers but i'm not frightened. I just toot and they all go away.
  • Jackie: But they don't.
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie.
  • Lexi: They would with me. Animals always run if you toot and look them in the eye.
  • Jackie: Even bulls?
  • Lexi: Even bulls.
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi. Lexi had never met a bull but she purred away quite unconcerned. She tooted at a farm crossing and the horse and cart halted while she went by.
  • Lexi: Huh!
  • George Carlin: She said.
  • Lexi: It's easy. I just toot and they all stand aside. Poor little Jackie. I'm sorry he's frightened.
  • George Carlin: At the next station, a policeman was waiting.
  • Policeman: There's a bull on the line.
  • George Carlin: He warned.
  • Policeman: Please persuade it to return to the farmer.
  • George Carlin: Lexi was excited.
  • Lexi: Now...
  • George Carlin: She thought.
  • Daisy: ...I'll show Jackie how to manage bulls.
  • George Carlin: Champion isn't really a fierce bull, but this morning he was cross. He'd strayed from his field, crashed through a fence, slithered down a slope and now he didn't know where he was. Suddenly, he saw some grass.
  • Champion: Now for my breakfast.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Lexi: Oooh!
  • George Carlin: Tooted Lexi.
  • Lexi: Go on.
  • George Carlin: Champion was too busy chomping to take any notice.
  • Lexi: Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi again. Champion kept grazing.
  • Lexi: This is all wrong.
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi.
  • Lexi: How can I look him in the eye if he wont turn around.
  • George Carlin: At last he did.
  • Champion: Moo!
  • George Carlin: Said Champion.
  • Lexi: Oo, oh, uh!
  • George Carlin: Murmured Daisy.
  • Lexi: Why doesn't he run away?
  • Lexi's Driver: Go on, Lexi.
  • George Carlin: Said her driver.
  • Lexi's Driver: He's harmless.
  • Lexi: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi unhappily.
  • Lexi: You know he's harmless and I know he's harmless. But does he know. Look at his horns if I bump into him he might hurt, me uh, them. Uh, the farmer wouldn't like that.
  • George Carlin: Champion sniffed at Lexi.
  • (Champion starts sniffing)
  • Lexi: Ugh!
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi and that was that. Lexi did no more. Jackie was bemused and amused to see her back in the station so soon.
  • Jackie: Bulls always run if you toot and look them in the eye. Eh, Lexi?
  • George Carlin: Lexi stayed silent.
  • Jackie: Ah, well.
  • George Carlin: Continued Jackie.
  • Jackie: We can live and learn. I better chase him away for you I suppose.
  • George Carlin: He clanked away to find Champion. Jackie's bell rang and his whistle sounded but Champion took no notice. Then Jackie whooshed loudly. That did the trick. Jackie whooshed a little more and now breakfast over. Champion chauntered away to join the farmer. Lexi was feeling exhausted. She was glad when her day's work was over. Some boys were on the platform.
  • Boy: Look, Lexi.
  • George Carlin: One teased.
  • Boy: I've got some sweets. They're called Bulls Eyes. I like them do you.
  • Lexi: Ah, keep your old bulls eyes.
  • George Carlin: And Lexi scuttled to her shed.

Mel Blake

  • George Carlin: Mel Blake is a Hoop Kid who works for the school company, arranging Beedrill in their sidings. She has black shoes hidden by sideplates just like Jackie's. Mel is young and full of her own ideas. She loves rearranging things too and began putting Jackie's Beedrill in different places every day. This made Jackie cross.
  • Jackie: Beedrill...
  • George Carlin: He grumbled.
  • Jackie: ...should be where you want them when you want them.
  • Mel: Fiddlesticks!
  • George Carlin: Said Mel and flounced away. At last, Jackie lost patience.
  • Jackie: I can't waste time playing "Hunt The Beedrill" with you. Take them yourself.
  • George Carlin: Mel was pleased. Taking Beedrill made her feel important. At the station, Ken oiled up to her.
  • Mel: Jackie's an old fusspot.
  • George Carlin: She complained. Ken sense trouble and was delighted.
  • Mel: Jackie says only steam characters can manage Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Continued Mel.
  • Ken: How observe.
  • George Carlin: Squirmed Ken.
  • Ken: Depend upon it, Mel. Anything steam characters can do, we bad guys can do better.
  • George Carlin: Ken knew nothing about Beedrill, but Mel didn't realize this. Jackie's line crosses the main road behind the station, and for a short way follows a farm lane. Frosty weather makes the mud rock-hard and very slippery. Jackie stops before reaching the lane. His fireman halts the traffic at the level crossing and then he sets off again. By using the heavy cars to push him along, he has no trouble with the frosty rails and the lane and across the road. It is the only thing safe thing to do in this kind of weather. Jackie warned Mel and told her just what to do.
  • Mel: I can manage, thank you.
  • George Carlin: She replied.
  • Mel: I'm not an old fusspot like you.
  • George Carlin: The Beedrill were tired of being pushed around by Mel.
  • Beedrill: It's slippery.
  • George Carlin: They whispered.
  • Beedrill: Let's push her around instead. On, on, on!
  • George Carlin: They yelled. Mel took no notice. Instead, she brought the Beedrill carefully down the lane and stopped at the level crossing. All traffic halted.
  • Mel: One of the headlamp for fusspot Jackie.
  • George Carlin: Chortled Mel. But Mel had stopped in the wrong place. Instead of taking Jackie's advice, she had given the Beedrill the chance they wanted.
  • Beedrill: Hold back! Hold back!
  • George Carlin: They cried.
  • Mel: Grrrr up!
  • George Carlin: Ordered Mel. The Beedrill just laughed and her feet spun headlessly. Workmen sanded the rails and dig away the frozen mud, but it was no good. Everyone was impatient.
  • Mel: Grrrr agh!
  • George Carlin: Wailed Mel. Jackie was in the yard when he heard the news.
  • Jackie: I warned her.
  • George Carlin: He fumed.
  • Jackie's Driver: She's young yet.
  • George Carlin: Soothed his driver.
  • Jackie's Driver: And...
  • Jackie: She can manage her Beedrill herself.
  • George Carlin: Interrupted Jackie.
  • Jackie's Driver: They're your Beedrill really.
  • George Carlin: His driver replied.
  • Jackie's Driver: Mel is suppose to stay at the quarry if Steven finds out.
  • Jackie: Mmmm, yes.
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie thoughtfully. He and his driver agreed that'll be best to help Mel after all. An angry farmer was telling Mel just what she could do with her train.
  • Jackie: Having trouble Mel?
  • George Carlin: Chortled Jackie.
  • Jackie: I am surprised.
  • Mel: Grrrr osh!
  • George Carlin: Said Mel. With much puffing and wheels slipped, Jackie pushed Mel and the Beedrill back. The hard work made his fire burn fiercely, and his fireman spread hot cinders to melt the frozen mud. At last they finished.
  • Jackie: Goodbye!
  • George Carlin: Called Jackie.
  • Jackie: You'll managed now, I expect.
  • George Carlin: Mel didn't answer. She took the Beedrill to the sheds, and scuttled home to the quarry as quickly as she could.

Jackie's Tightrope

  • George Carlin: One day, Alex arrived at the Cartoon University to collect some stone for his Beedrill. Snow and frost lay everywhere. There was not a sound to be heard. Alex ventured furthur. He found Mel Blake resting in the shelter of some rocks.
  • Alex: Cheer up, Mel.
  • George Carlin: He whistled. Mel was still remembering the trouble she had with Beedrill.
  • Mel: Manager says I don't listen for his advice. He says I'd no business chortling down Jackie's line. Jackie's a fusspot.
  • Alex: Jackie has forgotten all about Beedrill than you'll ever known.
  • George Carlin: Replied Alex.
  • Alex: You must put the Beedrill where he wants them, then you'll be a really useful kid. Now if you excuse me, I have to take these stones to the harbour.
  • George Carlin: Mel liked Alex but she still wouldn't to his advice.
  • Mel: Why shouldn't I go on Jackie's line.
  • George Carlin: The siding arrangements are awkward. The put the Beedrill where Jackie wanted them, Mel had to make several journeys. She started making a plan.
  • Mel: If we used the key stood on Jackie's line.
  • George Carlin: She said to her driver.
  • Mel: We would save all was bother.
  • George Carlin: Her driver suspecting nothing allow them to go as far as the level crossing. A few days later, the weather changed. As the soon melted, the quarry grew busy again. Some trains were so long that before leaving the cars for Jackie, Mel had to go beyond the level crossing with them. Now for her plan. She would go further down the line without it seeming her fault.
  • Mel: Can you keep a secret?
  • George Carlin: She asked the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Yes, yes, yes!
  • George Carlin: They chattered.
  • Mel: Will you bump me at the level crossing and tell no one I ask you?
  • George Carlin: The Beedrill promised. But while Mel was away, Jackie arrived. He decided to shunt the Beedrill himself. The Beedrill decided to bump him anyway. They reached the level crossing and Jackie's brakes came on. This was the signal for the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: On, on, on!
  • George Carlin: They yelled. Jackie was away. With the Beedrill screaming and yelling behind him. No one realize that melted snow had turned a stream ahead into a torrent and the bridge above it was about to collapse. The rails were now like a tightrope against the thundering water.
  • Jackie: Stop, stop!
  • George Carlin: Cried Jackie. His driver thought for control. They came nearer and nearer by the bridge. It was all of nothing now. The driver breaked hard. Jackie stopped still on the rails but with his feet shredding the tightrope over the abyss. Mel was horrified and quickly came to the rescue. Workmen anchored Jackie with ropes while she pulled the Beedrill away. Then, she helped Jackie to safety.
  • Mel: I'm sorry about the Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Said Mel.
  • Mel: I can't think how you manage to stop them in time.
  • Jackie: Oh well.
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie.
  • Jackie: My driver told me about circus people who walked tightropes, but I just didn't fancy doing it myself.
  • George Carlin: Later, Steven arrived.
  • Steven: A very smart piece of work.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Steven: Mel, you did well too I hear.
  • Mel: It was my fault about those Beedrill, sir.
  • George Carlin: She faulted.
  • Mel: But if I could...
  • Steven: Could what?
  • Mel: Come down the line sometimes, Sir? Jackie says he'll show me what to do.
  • Steven: Certainly.
  • George Carlin: Replied Steven.
  • Steven: If your manager agrees.
  • George Carlin: And so it was arranged. Now Mel is as happy as can be, and Steven thinks she's really useful indeed.

Special Attraction

  • George Carlin: Jackie Chan was very excited. He was wearing a brand new bell that shown like gold. He was off to the seaside. His driver was explaining everything as they puff along the line.
  • Driver: There's a seaside village near here, and every year, they have a big parade with a special attraction for all the visitors. This year, Jackie, you're the special attraction.
  • Jackie: Thank you, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie.
  • Jackie: But what does a special attraction do?
  • Driver: Oh, just smiles and blows whistles at everyone.
  • George Carlin: Replied his driver.
  • Driver: We're almost there. Listen, you can hear the seagulls.
  • George Carlin: Soon, they reach the little station by the village. But instead of a big welcome, there was just one man. He whispered to Jackie's driver and turned sadly away.
  • Driver: Well, if that doesn't take the biscuit.
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie's driver.
  • Driver: They've run out of room and a parade and don't need a special attraction after all. We've got to go home, Jackie. I'm sorry, old boy.
  • Jackie: (sighs) So am I.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Jackie. Alex was shunting in the yard. He didn't expect to see Jackie.
  • Alex: What are you doing back so soon?
  • George Carlin: Before Jackie could reply, Steven arrived.
  • Steven: Leave these Beedrill please, Alex. There's an emergency at the harbour.
  • Driver: Come on, Alex.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: This'll be trouble with Eggman.
  • Alex: Who's Eggman?
  • George Carlin: Wondered Alex. He was still surprised about Jackie, and now he had two puzzles to sort out. His driver explained.
  • Driver: Eggman is disagreeable barge. He never stops complaining.
  • George Carlin: His driver was right about Eggman. Today, the barge was more bad temper than ever.
  • Eggman: Come on, come on! Hic. Why aren't you Beedrill where you should be?
  • Beedrill: There's no character, and we can only go where we put!
  • George Carlin: Shouted the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: You're in the wrong place, not us!
  • George Carlin: When Alex arrived, Eggman was sulking and the Beedrill were crosser still.
  • Cars: Our stone is for Eggman. Please put us in a siding so that we can load him up and be rid of him.
  • George Carlin: But the Beedrill were being careless. As Alex was lining them up, they burst through some buffers.
  • Beedrill: Help, help!
  • George Carlin: They wailed. But it was too late.
  • (Alex pushes the cars one by one on top of Eggman and is left horrified)
  • Eggman: (gurgling) Oh!
  • George Carlin: Cried Eggman.
  • Eggman: I'm sinking!
  • Beedrill: Serves you right!
  • George Carlin: Giggled the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: You're always barging in and moaning.
  • George Carlin: It took a very long time to clear the mess. Alex watched as Eggman was towed to the beach.
  • Workmen: There you are.
  • George Carlin: Said the workmen.
  • Workmen: Now you just stay here. Children can play you all day and at long last you'll be useful.
  • Eggman: (groaning)
  • George Carlin: When Alex got home, he and Jackie exchange all their news.
  • Jackie: Well, we both have seaside surprises today.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Jackie.
  • Alex: But driver says that I'm a special attraction anyway, and so are you.
  • Jackie: Every time we go on our own line.
  • Alex: What do you mean?
  • George Carlin: Asked Alex.
  • Jackie: Well, all we have to do is smile and blow whistles at everyone.

Jackie's Discovery

  • Alec Baldwin: One morning, Steven, Ralph and Marina came to see Jackie.
  • Steven: Come on, Jackie. We're all going to the seaside. We will walk next to Kitana.
  • Jackie: Yes, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Jackie happily. They came to a small seaside station. Soon, the children were playing in the sand, building a splendid castle. Steven inspected it.
  • Steven: My word's a very fine castle. Have you seen a real one like it?
  • Marina: Yes.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied the children.
  • Ralph: It's here on the Island.
  • Alec Baldwin: And they showed him the map.
  • Steven: Hmm.
  • Alec Baldwin: Pondered Steven. They met Jackie at the harbour.
  • Steven: Come along, we are going exploring.
  • Alec Baldwin: Soon they were in the wildest part of the Island. They stopped by a lonely signalbox.
  • Signalman: Where are you going?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked the Signalman.
  • Steven: We're trying to find an old castle.
  • Signalman: I know the place sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: There's a small junction not too far down the line. Just switch the points.
  • Alec Baldwin: When the fireman switched the points, their adventure really began. Jackie pushed past branches and bushes until they came to another little junction. There they saw two signs saying: To The Castle and To The Mine.
  • Steven: We'll go to the castle first.
  • Alec Baldwin: Jackie stopped by an old water tower.
  • Children: There's the castle.
  • Steven: Yes.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Steven.
  • Steven: And now we shall visit the mine.
  • Alec Baldwin: Once upon a time, the mine had been worked by the little characters and their lines were still in place. But now everything is very rusty and overgrown. Steven was most impressed, but Jackie was rather scared. He was glad when it was time to go home.
  • Steven: I think the castle and the mine will make a fine place for visitors. But it will take some hard work first.
  • Jackie: Y-yes, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Jackie nervously. Steven's plans were soon put into action. But Jackie was still worried.
  • Jackie: I'm sure this place was haunted.
  • Alec Baldwin: He thought.
  • Jackie's Driver: It's our turn to stay here on guard tonight, Jackie.
  • Jackie: Oh y-y-yes. Why not?
  • Alec Baldwin: Stuttered Jackie.
  • Ash: Beware of the ghost, Jackie.
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash said.
  • Jackie: What ghost?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Jackie.
  • Ash: The old warrior ghost. Every night he lights his fire then goes hunting. Toot toot, goodbye.
  • Alec Baldwin: Night came. Jackie looked anxiously around. Everything seemed rather spooky. Quite suddenly, he heard a strange wheezing sound.
  • Jackie: It's the ghost!
  • Alec Baldwin: He wailed.
  • Jackie's Driver: What ghost?
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver asked.
  • Jackie: It's the old warrior. He's come to hunt me down.
  • Jackie's Driver: Don't be so daft. We'll go and investigate.
  • Alec Baldwin: They returned quite soon.
  • Jackie's Fireman: The old warrior wants to meet you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Laughed his fireman.
  • Jackie: Can't it wait till morning?
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Jackie.
  • Jackie's Driver: Ghosts don't work dayshifts.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver. Jackie bravely made his way.
  • Jackie: Well blast my bell.
  • Alec Baldwin: He exclaimed. There in front of him was a little old character.
  • Signalman: This is your ghost, Jackie.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: His name's really Ang. But we call him the old warrior because he's so brave.
  • Alec Baldwin: Ang and Jackie are now friends. They take the visitors to the castle and the mine. If there are any ghosts here, they certainly help to make the place very happy.

Jackie and The Flood

  • Alec Baldwin: It had been raining hard for weeks. Jackie was feeling miserable. Everywhere was wet, wet, wet. His branch line runs to a village. The water and the river had risen with the rain. Only the great wall known as a dam was stopping the water from overflowing. Alex arrived just as Jackie was about to inspect the dam for any damage.
  • Alex: Driver tells me it may be dangerous up there. Please be careful, Jackie.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
  • Jackie: I'll try.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Jackie bravely. Alex watched anxiously as Jackie trundled away. His journey took him over a wooden bridge at the end of the village. The river surged dangerously beneath it. Superman was inspecting the dam as Jackie arrived.
  • Jackie's Driver: Be brave Jackie.
  • Alec Baldwin: Called his Driver.
  • Jackie's Driver: We had to cross to the other side.
  • Alec Baldwin: The dam did not look safe at all. Jackie was very worried. Soon, he knew why.
  • Jackie's Driver: The dam's breaking up! We must warn everyone!
  • Alec Baldwin: Jackie shunted back as fast as his feet would let him. Alex was waiting anxiously for Jackie by the bridge. The river had risen so high that the bridge was in danger of collapsing.
  • Jackie's Driver: The dam's breaking up. We must find high ground.
  • Alec Baldwin: Shouted Jackie's driver.
  • Alex: Your only chance is to cross the bridge.
  • Alec Baldwin: Called Alex.
  • Jackie: It doesn't look safe to me.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wailed Jackie.
  • Jackie's Driver: It's our only chance.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
  • Jackie's Driver: If the dam breaks, we'll be done for!
  • Alec Baldwin: Jackie was halfway across the bridge when disaster struck.
  • (The dam breaks apart)
  • Jackie: Help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Called Jackie.
  • Alex's Driver: We'll follow him on our line. It needs the river further down.
  • Alec Baldwin: As Jackie floated helplessly on the floodwaters, they passed a sign that made them shudder: Beware The Waterfall.
  • Jackie's Driver: If we go over that waterfall, we're doomed.
  • Alec Baldwin: Then they saw Superman who swopped low and shouted urgently to them.
  • Superman: We're going to drop a rope to you. Attach it to yourself, quickly now!
  • Alec Baldwin: And they did, to one of Jackie's hands. Just then, Alex arrived. Superman flew over to him.
  • Superman: Catch a rope and pull Jackie to safety!
  • Alec Baldwin: He called.
  • (Alex with all his might pulls Jackie and the bridge to safety)
  • Alec Baldwin: Jackie was safe at last. When the floods were over and the dam mended, the villagers had a big party for Jackie, hosted by Steven.
  • Steven: You were very brave, Jackie.
  • Jackie: Thanks to Superman.
  • Alex: I could never been so brave, Jackie.
  • Jackie: Oh, I'm sure you would be, but you never know till you tried.
  • Alec Baldwin: Alex rather hope he never had to.


  • Children: (singing) North of the city, there lives a dear old man a big man, Jackie is his name. He's quaint and old fashioned, but careful and wise. His coach is Kitana and she's seen better days. His mind keeps returning to the good old days. When they were busy working everyday. But nobody rides with them nowadays. They can't understand why things have changed. Their line is closing down today, forever. Jackie, oh Jackie. What will become of you? The world's much nicer whenever we see you. Jackie, dear Jackie. There's still lots that you can do. Oldies but goldies, we still care about you. All of the children came to say goodbye. They clapped and cheered as Jackie rang his bell, "Bye-bye." Everyone was sad to see them go. Whatever will they do, and where will they go? Suddenly news came to brighten up their day. How Jackie and Kitana were needed right away. Steven had written to say, could they please come and help right away. Now they're part of his family forever. Jackie, oh Jackie. Show them what you can do. The world's much nicer whenever we see you. Jackie, dear Jackie. There's so much to learn from you. Oldies but goldies, we still care about you. Oldies but goldies, we still care for you.

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