Beswitched, Buddha'd and Bewildered is the fourteenth episode of Mr. Conductor and Yogi's Treasure Hunt.


  • The Treasure Hunters and the YTV characters are just making adjustments when an accidental contraption from both Dastardly and Muttley causes Ash and Lexi to switch bodies! The others soon seek help from Jeff Jefferson and Taylor Tanner who agree to revert Ash and Lexi's bodies back. Unaware to the others, a monster called The Pantheon, a creature with the body of a Mandrill and the head of a vicious black panther, chases them around. But luckily, Ryu and Ken arrive to save the others and Lexi and Ash's bodies are reverted back to normal. Granny then unmasks The Pantheon, revealing none other than Colin Weasley, the rival of Alex's Mother. Afterwards, Jeff and Taylor thank everyone.

Shows as Characters

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Yogi's Treasure Hunt
  3. Pokemon
  4. Mucha Lucha
  5. Hoop-a-Joop
  6. Generation O!
  7. The Dork Diaries
  8. Fluffy Gardens
  9. What's New, Scooby-Doo?
  10. The Red Ribbon
  11. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  12. The Replacements
  13. The 7D
  14. Living The Life With The Stereotypes
  15. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  16. Keeping Up With The Knights
  17. The Emperor's New School
  18. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  19. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  20. Megaman NT Warrior
  21. Jackie Chan Adventures
  22. Friends Forever
  23. Static Shock
  24. Phantom Investigators
  25. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  26. Jumanji
  27. Gravity Falls
  28. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  29. Marilyn
  30. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  31. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  32. Tom and Jerry Tales
  33. Ozzy and Drix
  34. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  35. Sonic X
  36. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  37. Donkey Kong Country
  38. WarioWare: The Animated Series
  39. Tetris Attack
  40. Sea Princesses
  41. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  42. Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron
  43. X-Men Evolution
  44. Tiny Toon Adventures
  45. Xiaolin Showdown
  46. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

  1. A Close Shave For Duck
  2. Tender Engines


  • This is the episode where Jeff and Taylor appear.
  • It is revealed that they're from the Disney universe.
  • Monster of the Day: The Pantheon.
  • Chase Song: Velvet by Breathe Carolina.
  • Culprit: Colin Weasley (Evy's rival).
  • End Theme: The Pokemon Master Quest end theme.


  • (We open this episode with the Yogi's Treasure Hunt theme song)
  • Yogi: Hey Kids! It's Yogi's Treasure Hunt!
  • Chorus: Fun-Fun-Fun-Fuuunntastic! woo! Funtastic! Funtastic!
  • Top Cat: Well, now you're gonna get a riddle, and gonna get a clue. You wanna know where the treasure is, the answer's up to you! Lookin' for adventure, Lookin' for some fun. The gang is at the ready, so get on board, we're gonna take a trip! Lookin' for the treasure in the strangest places. Riddles and mysteries, Funtastic! Gonna get a riddle, gonna get a clue, Put it all together it's up to you!
  • Chorus: Fuuunntastic Treasure Hunt! It's Fun-Fun-Fun-Fuuunntastic!
  • (We then see Yogi and the others at Summerville)
  • Yogi: We're here in Summerville.
  • Boo Boo: Home to all citizens.
  • Ash: I'm expecting Jeff and Taylor.
  • Ranger Smith: You said it.
  • Marco: I'm getting the hang of it.
  • Ferguson: Whoa.
  • Alfonzo: Everyone will love that.
  • Madeline: Amethyst and I are good in long black stockings.
  • Pinora: And so do you, Charleigh.
  • Charleigh: That's good.
  • (Dastardly and Muttley appear)
  • Dastardly: Freeze!
  • (He shoots a laser to both Ash and Lexi, causing them to switch bodies)
  • Francesca: Ash!
  • Mary: Oh, no!
  • Babs: Lexi's been swapped too!
  • Dastardly: I did it, I did it! I'm number one and...
  • (Zuzu smacks Dastardly to the ground with her paper fan)
  • Dastardly: OOF! Uh...
  • Alex: Whoa!
  • Peter: Now that's going to leave a mark.
  • Zuzu: Dastardly, you coward! Just look what you did to Ash and Lexi!
  • (Muttley snickers cheekily upon seeing Dastardly unconscious)
  • (Jeff and Taylor soon arrive)
  • Jeff: What is all this racket?!
  • Taylor: Tell us the truth this instant!
  • Malinda: There's no need to yell at us, you two.
  • Tuesday: We just came here to help.
  • Jeff: Really?
  • Taylor: Thank goodness.
  • (The Conductors appear at that moment)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: We all want to know about the incident.
  • Ozzy: That's right, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Drix: Ash and Lexi have switched bodies.
  • Donkey Kong: And there is nothing we cannot do about.
  • Diddy Kong: You've got to help us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We know, Diddy. It's all because of Dastardly and his actions.
  • Janna: I knew that.
  • Hope: Me too.
  • Helen: If we just find a clue.
  • Sarah: Do you remember Duck ze Great Western Engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Sarah. He found quite an accident. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and A Close Shave For Duck starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck the Great Western Engine puffed sadly to Edward's station.
  • Duck: It's not fair.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He complained.
  • Duck: Diesel has been telling lies about me and made Sir Topham Hatt and all the engines think I'm horrid.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward smiled.
  • Edward: I know you weren't, and so does Sir Topham Hatt. You wait and see. Why don't you help me with these cars?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck felt happier with Edward, and set to work at once. The cars were silly, heavy and noisy. The two engines have to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon. At last, they reached the top of the hill.
  • Duck: Goodbye!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Duck, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Duck love coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly...
  • Duck: It was the conductor's warning whistle.
  • Freight Cars: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Roared the cars.
  • Freight Cars: We've broken away, we've broken away! Chase him, bump him, throw him off the rails!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They yelled.
  • Duck's Driver: Hurry, Duck, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver. They raced through Edward's station, but the cars were catching up.
  • Duck's Driver: As fast as we can, then they'll catch us gradually.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The driver was gaining control.
  • Duck's Driver: Another clear mile and we'll do it. Oh, glory, look at that!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was just pulling out on they're line through the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash.
  • Duck's Driver: It's up to you now, Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried the driver. Duck put every ounce of wait and steam against the cars.
  • Duck: It's too late!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck groaned. He veered into a siding where a barber had sent off shop. He was shaving a customer.
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The silly cars were knocked their conductor off his van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning. But the cars didn't care. They were feeling very pleased with themselves.
  • Duck: Beg pardon, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gasped Duck.
  • Duck: Excuse my intrusion.
  • Barber: No I won't.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the barber.
  • Barber: You frightened my customers! I'll teach you!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he lathered Duck's face all other. Poor Duck! Thomas was helping to pull the cars away when Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Barber: I do not like engines popping through my walls.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed the barber.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I appreciate your feelings.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But you must know that this engine and his crew had prevented a serious accident. It was a very close shave.
  • Barber: Oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the barber.
  • Barber: Oh! Excuse me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He filled the basin of water to wash Duck's face.
  • Barber: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were been a brave engine.
  • Duck: That's all right, sir. I didn't know that either.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You were very brave indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm proud of you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt watched the rescue operation, then he had more news to Duck.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And when you are properly washed and mended, you are coming home.
  • Duck: Home, sir? Do you mean the yard?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Of course.
  • Duck: But, sir, they don't like me. They like Diesel.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Not now. I never believed Diesel, so I sent him packing. The engines were sorry and want you back.
  • (Engines whistling)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A few days later when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Duck the Great Western Engine.
  • (A Close Shave For Duck ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Duck got an instant act.
  • Paolo: That's great.
  • Tooty: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Ash: (in Lexi's Body) AGH! I've been foolish!
  • Lexi: (in Ash's Body) Well, you're the one to blame, that's all.
  • Jade: Settle down, you two.
  • Buena Girl: We've got a plan to make.
  • (Just then, the gang hear some loud footsteps)
  • Alan: What's that?
  • Judy: I think we've got company!
  • (The Footsteps are heard again)
  • 9-Volt: Looks like we're totally in for it!
  • 18-Volt: Here comes the Pantheon!
  • (The Pantheon appears before the gang)
  • Lola: Look at that!
  • Timothy: Blah, blah. That creature won't stand a chance against me.
  • (The Pantheon lets out a loud Jaguaro roar at the gang)
  • Spydor: Yikes! The Pantheon's gone mad!
  • Splitzy: Let's run for it!
  • (As they run away from The Pantheon while screaming, Velvet plays)
  • Breathe Carolina: Watch her inhibitions falling to the floor Notice how you lock the door What would you love to do Here in this hotel room together and alone I want you to put on a show What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Watch you in the mirror the way you touch yourself Your hips to your fingertips What would you love to do Don't be so impatient Don't lose self control I'll make the rules up as we go What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word say the word Ohhoooohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word No I won't say the word No I won't say the word say the word.
  • (Velvet ends)
  • (While we hear Paper Mario's Hey You, the gang still run from The Pantheon)
  • (When they arrive at a dead end, the creature approaches them)
  • Rabbit: Help, somebody, help!
  • Cranky Kong: Would someone stop this Pantheon?!
  • (Just then, they hear some voices)
  • Ryu and Ken: Hadoken!
  • (A ray knocks the Pantheon unconscious)
  • Bumpty: Who did this to The Pantheon.
  • Raphael: That must be...
  • Ryu: Both of us.
  • (The gang turn back to see Ryu and Ken)
  • Dastardly: Ryu and Ken, you've come to save us.
  • Muttley: Yeah.
  • Ryu: Don't worry, we'll revert Ash and Lexi back to normal.
  • Ken: Stand back.
  • (They smash the contraption machine and Ash and Lexi are reverted back)
  • Ash: Wow!
  • Lexi: Thank you, boys.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And nicely done.
  • Ryu: You're welcome, Conductors.
  • Ken: It's our permission to help.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We knew you'd be heroes.
  • Jackson: See, Rosemary? Those two are friendly.
  • Rosemary: Have you told us about Henry and Gordon?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes indeed. They've learned about tender personalities. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Tender Engines starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One morning, Gordon was in the yard taking on a large supply of coal.
  • James: That's the third load of coal you had today, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: Some might say you're being rather greedy.
  • Gordon: I'm an important engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Gordon.
  • Gordon: Important engines need plenty of coal, but I doubted if you would understand that, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James snorted and went about his work. Later, Gordon was taking on water from a standpipe because the water tower was under repair.
  • Duck: I wouldn't drink too much of that water if I were you, Gordon. It might give you boiler-ache.
  • Gordon: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: What's this? Educating Gordon day? First James, now you, Duck. Big engines have big needs. Little engines are just annoying.
  • Duck: Don't say I didn't warn you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Duck. Later, Gordon steamed into the yard at the big station.
  • Gordon: That's what I need.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Gordon. There emergen out of his sheds were two shiny tenders.
  • Gordon: Now If I had two tenders.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: I wouldn't need to stop so often. And I wouldn't have to listen to silly little engines.
  • Driver: Those tenders belong to a visitor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied his driver. Diesel sidled up alongside.
  • Diesel: Everyone knows that tenders are a mark and distinction, but I'm afraid that no amount of tendres will save you in the end. We diesels are taking over, and we don't need tenders to make us important, not even one.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was most upset. He was feeling just the same next morning.
  • Gordon: I'm not happy.
  • Duck: I know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: It's boiler-ache.
  • Gordon: It's not boiler-ache.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Protested Gordon.
  • Gordon: It's...
  • Henry: Of course it is.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Interrupted Henry.
  • Henry: That water's bad. Have a good wash-out, then you feel a different engine. Your boiler must be full of sludge.
  • Gordon: Don't be vulgar.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Gordon. He backed on his train hissing mournfully.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer up, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Gordon: I can't, sir. Is it true what diesels said, sir?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What does his say?
  • Gordon: That diesels are taking over.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Don't worry, Gordon. That will never happen on my railway.
  • Gordon: One more thing, sir. Why did the visitor have two tenders?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Because he lives on the railway with long difference between coaling depots.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon felt better. But Henry started complaining. He banged some cars angrily.
  • Henry: I always worked hard enough for two.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Henry: I deserved another tender.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck whispered something to Donald. He was going to play a trick on Henry.
  • Duck: Henry?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
  • Duck: Would you like my tenders?
  • Henry: Yours?! What have you got to do with tenders?
  • Duck: All right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: The deals off. Would you like them, Donald?
  • Donald: I wouldn't deprive you of the honor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Donald.
  • Duck: It is a great honor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Continued Duck thoughtfully.
  • Duck: But I'm only a tank engine. Perhaps James might...
  • Henry: I'm sorry I was rude.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry hastily.
  • Henry: How many tenders have you and when can I have them?
  • Duck: Uh, hmm, I have six and you can have them this evening.
  • Henry: Six lovely tenders!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chortled Henry.
  • Henry: What a splendid sight I'll be.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry was excited all day.
  • Henry: Do you think it'll be all right?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked for umpteenth time.
  • Duck: Of course.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: They're already now.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines waited where they can each get a good view. But Henry wasn't a splendid sight at all. His six tenders were very old, dirty and filled with boiler sludge.
  • Gordon: Have a good wash-out, Henry?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called a voice.
  • Gordon: That's right. You'll feel a different engine now.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry was not sure, but he thought his voice belongs to Gordon's.
  • (Tender Engines ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why bigger engines had tenders.
  • Candy Kong: That's more like it.
  • Dixie Kong: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Granny: Now, to find out who The Pantheon is!
  • (She unmasks the Pantheon, revealing Colin Weasley)
  • Evy: Colin Weasley?!
  • Colin: You're responsible for making me the culprit, and it's all because of you meddling losers!
  • Molly: That's what you get for being disobedient.
  • Buzz: So from now on, you're grounded!
  • Colin: No way!
  • (The scene transits to the gang that evening)
  • Jeff: We're so impressed to see how well you've won.
  • Taylor: Thanks for the offer.
  • Kanga: You're welcome.
  • Roo: Bye for now.
  • Jeff: So long, everyone. Take care.
  • Taylor: We're wishing you good luck.
  • All the characters: Okay, we will.
  • (They head back to the S.S. Jelly as we end the episode)
  • (Against a black background, while the end credits roll, the Pokemon Master Quest end theme plays)
  • Chorus: No time to question my moves I stick to the path that I choose Me and my friends, we're gonna do it right To be a Master is my dream All I've got to do is believe (I believe) I'm on a Master Quest (Master Quest!) I want the whole world to see (I believe!) I'm gonna be the very best 'Cuz all I've go to do is believe in me! Pokemon!

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