Better Late Than Never & Other Stories is a Pooh & Friends spoof to the 1991 Thomas Video of the same name. It contains two Season 1 episodes and five Season 2 episodes narrated by Ringo Starr for the US.


  1. Winnie The Pooh as Thomas (Jim Cummings)
  2. Buzz Lightyear as Edward (Patrick Warburton)
  3. Randy Cunningham as Henry (Ben Schwartz)
  4. Mike Chilton as Gordon (Reid Scott)
  5. Zachary Pingrey as James (Scott Menville)
  6. Todd Daring as Percy (Nancy Cartwright)
  7. Penn Zero as Duck (Thomas Middleditch)
  8. Captain Hook as Diesel (Corey Burton)
  9. Lightning McQueen as Bertie (Owen Wilson)
  10. Sebastian The Crab as Terence (Samuel E. Wright)
  11. Launchpad McQuack as Harold (Terry McGovern)
  12. Mitchie O'Hara as Annie (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  13. Amethyst Giger as Clarabel (Grey Griffin)
  14. Mickey Mouse as Sir Topham Hatt (Bret Iwan)
  15. Hannibal McFist as The Barber (John DiMaggio)
  16. Pirates as Troublesome Trucks
  17. Flowers as Coaches
  18. Kuzco as Toby (J.P. Manoux)
  19. Copper The Hound Dog as Trevor (Kurt Russell)


  1. Better Late Than Never
  2. Pop Goes The Captain
  3. Captain Hook's Devious Deed
  4. A Close Shave For Penn
  5. Mike Takes A Dip
  6. Down The Hole
  7. The Runaway


Better Late Than Never

  • Ringo Starr: The Disney characters were finding life difficult. Workmen were mending the viaduct on the main line. The arches needed strenghtany. Mickey Mouse did not want to close the railway while the work was done and so repairs took a long time. The characters have to take great care when crossing the viaduct and the delay often made them late on their journey to the junction where they knew Pooh would be ready to collect his passengers. Pooh grew crosser and crosser.
  • Pooh: Time's time.
  • Ringo Starr: He grumbled.
  • Pooh: Why should I keep my passengers waiting while Randy and Zachary dawdle about all day on viaducts?
  • Randy: Don't blame me.
  • Ringo Starr: Snorted Randy.
  • Randy: If we hurried to cross the viaduct, it might collapsed, and then you have no passengers at all. What would you do then?
  • Pooh: Run my train on time for one thing.
  • Ringo Starr: Retorted Pooh. He hurried away before Randy could answer. Lightning McQueen was impatient too. He was time to arrived just after Pooh. His passengers found that, instead of going straight from the car till their train, they were kept waiting till Pooh arrived. Soon Lightning grew cross with Pooh.
  • Lightning: Late again!
  • Ringo Starr: He remarked as Pooh panted wearily in.
  • Lightninng: We may be friends, but I thought you could go fast, Pooh. It's time we had another race. I reckon I can beat you now.
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh let off steam loudly.
  • Pooh: Rubbish!
  • Ringo Starr: He hissed fiercely.
  • Pooh: It's those main line characters. They differ about on the viaduct, and they blamed Mickey Mouse's workmen. It's just an excuse for laziness if you ask me.
  • Ringo Starr: One day, Zachary was later than ever at the junction.
  • Zachary: I'm sorry, Pooh.
  • Ringo Starr: He puffed.
  • Zachary: I was held up at the station, and the viaduct made it worse.
  • Pooh: It's lucky for you I'm a guaratee connection.
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled Pooh. Before Zachhary could answer, he puffed importantly away.
  • Pooh: Come along, come along!
  • Ringo Starr: He panted to the coaches. Mitchie and Amethyst did their best but Jake still found that he couldn't save much time. Suddenly, Pooh saw Lightning ahead. His radiator was steaming.
  • Pooh: What's the matter?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Pooh.
  • Pooh: You should be at the station by now. You're late.
  • Lightning: I feel dreadful.
  • Ringo Starr: Moaned Lightning.
  • Lightning: All upset inside and driver says he can't make me better. Thank goodness you're late too. Can you take my passengers please? They'll never get home overwise.
  • Pooh: Of course.
  • Ringo Starr: Agreed Pooh. He now felt sorry for Lightning, and promised to get help at the next station. Pooh set off again already he felt much more cheerful and Lightning's passengers, travelling in Mitchie and Amethyst all reached home safely. When Lightning was better he came to thank Pooh.
  • Lightning: I'm sorry I teased you about being late.
  • Pooh: That's all right.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Pooh.
  • Pooh: I'm glad I can help. There are times when being late isn't such a bad thing after all.
  • Ringo Starr: With the last cheerful greeting, the two friends went back to work.

Pop Goes The Captain

  • Ringo Starr: Penn is very proud of being a part time hero. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too and makes everything ran like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The pirates and coaches behave well, the passengers even stopped grumbling. But the characters didn't like having to bustle about.
  • Penn: There are two ways of doing things.
  • Ringo Starr: Penn told them.
  • Penn: The part time way, or the wrong way. I'm part time and...
  • Randy, Mike and Zachary: Don't we know it!
  • Ringo Starr: The characters were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. Mickey Mouse introduce him.
  • Mickey: Here is Captain Hook. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Penn.
  • Hook: Good morning.
  • Ringo Starr: Purred Hook in an oily voice.
  • Hook: Please to meet you, Penn. Is that Zachary and Randy and Mike too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines.
  • Ringo Starr: The silly characters were flattered.
  • Zachary: He has very good manners.
  • Ringo Starr: They murmured.
  • Randy: We are pleased to have in our yard.
  • Ringo Starr: Penn had his doubts.
  • Penn: Come on!
  • Ringo Starr: He said. Hook purred after him.
  • Hook: Your worthy Mou...
  • Penn: Mickey Mouse to you.
  • Ringo Starr: Ordered Penn. Hook looked hurt.
  • Hook: Your worthy Mickey Mouse thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesel don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
  • Penn: Oh!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Penn.
  • Penn: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my pirates while I fetch Mike's coaches.
  • Ringo Starr: Hook delighted to show off, purred away. When Penn returned, Hook was trying to take some pirates from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Hook found them hard to move. Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
  • Pirates: Oh! Oh!
  • Ringo Starr: The pirates groaned.
  • Pirates: We can't! We won't!
  • Ringo Starr: Penn watched with interest. Hook lost patience.
  • Hook: Grrr!
  • Ringo Starr: He roared, and gave a great heave. The pirates jerked forward.
  • Pirates: Oh! Oh!
  • Ringo Starr: They screamed.
  • Pirates: We can't! We won't!
  • Ringo Starr: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
  • Hook: Grrrr!
  • Penn: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Ringo Starr: Chuckled Penn. Hook recovered and try to push the pirates back, but they wouldn't move. Penn ran quietly around to collect the other pirates.
  • Penn: Thank you for arranging these, Hook. I must go now.
  • Hook: Don't you want this lot?
  • Penn: No thank you.
  • Ringo Starr: Hook gulped.
  • Hook: And I've taken all this trouble. Why didn't you tell me?
  • Penn: You never asked me. Besides.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Penn.
  • Penn: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
  • Hook: Grrrr!
  • Ringo Starr: Hook had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the pirates were laughing and singing at him.
  • Pirates: Pirates are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the captain, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong pirates out, Pop Goes The Captain!
  • Hook: Grrr!
  • Ringo Starr: Growled Hook, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.

Captain Hook's Devious Deed

  • Ringo Starr: Hook, the lead captain, was sulking. The pirates would not stop singing rudely at him. Penn was horrified.
  • Penn: Shut up!
  • Ringo Starr: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
  • Penn: I'm sorry our pirates were rude to you, Hook.
  • Ringo Starr: Hook was still furious.
  • Hook: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
  • Randy: Nonsense.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Randy.
  • Randy: Penn would never do that. We characters have our differences, but we never talked about them to the pirates. That would be dis...dis...
  • Mike: Disgraceful.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mike.
  • Zachary: Disgusting.
  • Ringo Starr: Put in Zachary.
  • Randy: Despicable.
  • Ringo Starr: Finished Randy. Hook hated Penn. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Penn. Next day, he spoke to the pirates.
  • Hook: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Penn told me one about Mike. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Mike I told you.
  • Ringo Starr: And he sniggered away.
  • Pirates: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Ringo Starr: Guffawed the pirates.
  • Pirates: Mike will be cross with Penn when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Penn for bumping us.
  • Ringo Starr: They laughed rudely at the characters as they went by. Soon Mike, Randy and Zachary found out why.
  • Mike: Disgraceful.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mike.
  • Zachary: Disgusting.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Zachary.
  • Randy: Despicable.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Randy.
  • Randy: We cannot allow it.
  • Ringo Starr: They consulted together.
  • Randy: Yes.
  • Ringo Starr: They said.
  • Randy: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
  • Ringo Starr: Penn was tired out. The pirates had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three characters barred his way.
  • Mike, Zachary and Randy: Hooosh!
  • Zachary: Keep out!
  • Penn: Stop fooling.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Penn.
  • Penn: I'm tired.
  • Mike: So are we.
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed the characters.
  • Mike: We're tired of you.
  • Randy: We like Hook. We don't like you.
  • Zachary: You tell tales about us to the pirates.
  • Penn: I don't!
  • Mike, Zachary and Randy: You do!
  • Penn: I don't!
  • Mike, Zachary and Randy: You do!
  • Ringo Starr: Mickey Mouse came to stop the noise.
  • Mike: Penn called me a galloping sausage!
  • Ringo Starr: Spluttered Mike.
  • Zachary: Rusty red scrap-irons!
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Zachary.
  • Randy: I'm old square wheels!
  • Ringo Starr: Fumed Randy.
  • Mickey: Well, Penn?
  • Ringo Starr: Penn considered.
  • Penn: I only wish sir.
  • Ringo Starr: He said gravely.
  • Penn: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
  • Mickey: (clearing throat)
  • Mike, Zachary and Randy: He made pirates laugh at us.
  • Ringo Starr: Accused the characters. Mickey Mouse recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
  • Mickey: Did you, Penn?
  • Penn: Certainly not, Sir. No steam character will be as mean as that.
  • Ringo Starr: Hook lurked up.
  • Mickey: Now, Hook, you heard what Penn said.
  • Hook: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Penn of all characters. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but no nothing.
  • Mickey: I see.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey. Hook squirmed and hope he didn't.
  • Mickey: I'm sorry, Penn, but you must go to Buzz's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
  • Penn: As you wish, Sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Penn trundled sadly away, while Hook smirked with triumph.

A Close Shave For Penn

  • Ringo Starr: Penn Zero the Part Time Hero walked sadly to Buzz's station.
  • Penn: It's not fair.
  • Ringo Starr: He complained.
  • Penn: Hook has been telling lies about me and made Mickey Mouse and all the characters think I'm horrid.
  • Ringo Starr: Buzz smiled.
  • Buzz: I know you weren't, and so does Mickey Mouse. You wait and see. Why don't you help me with these pirates?
  • Ringo Starr: Penn felt happier with Buzz, and set to work at once. The pirates were silly, heavy and noisy. The two characters have to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon. At last, they reached the top of the hill.
  • Penn: Goodbye!
  • Ringo Starr: Whistled Penn, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Woody love coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly...
  • Penn: It was the conductor's warning whistle.
  • Pirates: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed the pirates.
  • Pirates: We've broken away, we've broken away! Chase him, bump him, throw him off the rails!
  • Ringo Starr: They yelled.
  • Penn's Driver: Hurry, Woody, hurry!
  • Ringo Starr: Said the driver. They raced through Buzz's station, but the pirates were catching up.
  • Penn's Driver: As fast as we can, then they'll catch us gradually.
  • Ringo Starr: The driver was gaining control.
  • Penn's Driver: Another clear mile and we'll do it. Oh, glory, look at that!
  • Ringo Starr: Zachary was just pulling out on they're line through the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash.
  • Penn's Driver: It's up to you now, Penn.
  • Ringo Starr: Cried the driver. Penn put every ounce of wait and steam against the pirates.
  • Penn: It's too late!
  • Ringo Starr: Penn groaned and shut his eyes. He veered into a siding where a barber had sent off shop. He was shaving a customer.
  • (Crash!)
  • Ringo Starr: The silly pirates were knocked their guard off his van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning. But the pirates didn't care. They were feeling very pleased with themselves.
  • Penn: Beg pardon, Sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Gasped Penn.
  • Penn: Excuse my intrusion.
  • Barber: No I won't.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the barber.
  • Barber: You frightened my customers! I'll teach you!
  • Ringo Starr: And he lathered Woody's face all other. Poor Penn! Pooh was helping to pull the pirates away when Mickey Mouse arrived.
  • Barber: I do not like engines popping through my walls.
  • Ringo Starr: Fumed the barber.
  • Mickey: I appreciate your feelings.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: But you must know that this character and his crew had prevented a serious accident. It was a very close shave.
  • Barber: Oh.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the barber.
  • Barber: Oh! Excuse me.
  • Ringo Starr: He filled the basin of water to wash Penn's face.
  • Barber: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were been a brave character.
  • Penn: That's all right, sir. I didn't know that either.
  • Mickey: You were very brave indeed.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: I'm proud of you.
  • Ringo Starr: Mickey Mouse watched the rescue operation, then he had more news to Penn.
  • Mickey: And when you are properly washed and mended, you are coming home.
  • Penn: Home, sir? Do you mean the yard?
  • Mickey: Of course.
  • Penn: But, sir, they don't like me. They like Hook.
  • Mickey: Not now. I never believed Hook, so I sent him packing. The characters were sorry and want you back.
  • Ringo Starr: A few days later when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Penn Zero.

Mike Takes A Dip

  • Ringo Starr: Mike Chilton was resting in a siding. Sometimes he thought...
  • Mike: It's really tiring to be such a large and splendid character, one does have to keep up appearance is so.
  • Randy: Peep peep peep peep! Hello, lazybones!
  • Ringo Starr: Whistled Randy.
  • Mike: What cheek!
  • Ringo Starr: Spluttered Mike.
  • Mike: That Randy is too big for his wheels. Fancy speaking to me like that. Me who has never had an accident.
  • Todd: Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Todd innocently.
  • Mike: No indeed. High spirits. Might happen to any engine. But to come off the rails like Randy did. Well, I ask you. Is that right? Is it decent?
  • Ringo Starr: Then it was Randy's turn to take the express. Mike watch him getting ready.
  • Mike: Be careful, Randy. You're not pulling the Flying Kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today.
  • Ringo Starr: Randy went off in a huff, and Gordon yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
  • Driver: Wake up, Mike.
  • Ringo Starr: Said his driver.
  • Driver: A special train's coming and we're to pull it.
  • Mike: Is it flowers or pirates?
  • Driver: Pirates.
  • Ringo Starr: Said his driver.
  • Mike: Pirates.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mike.
  • Mike: Puh.
  • Ringo Starr: Mike's fire was slow to start, so Buzz had to push Mike to the turntable to get him facing the right way.
  • Mike: I won't go, I won't go!
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled Mike.
  • Buzz: Don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • Ringo Starr: Puffed Buzz. At last, Mike was on the turntable. The movement had shaken his fire. It was now burning nicely and making steam. Mike was cross and didn't care what he did. He waited till the table was halfway round.
  • Mike: I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • Ringo Starr: He hissed. He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into the ditch.
  • Mike: Oosh!
  • Ringo Starr: He hissed.
  • Mike: Get me out, get me out!
  • Driver: Not a hope.
  • Ringo Starr: Said his driver and fireman.
  • Fireman: You're stuck, you silly great character. Don't you understand that?
  • Ringo Starr: They telephoned Mickey Mouse.
  • Mickey: So Mike didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? What's that you say? The special's waiting? Tell Buzz to take it please. And Mike? Oh, leave him where his is. We'll get him out later.
  • Ringo Starr: On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
  • Boy 1: Coo, doesn't he look silly?
  • Boy 2: They'll never get him out.
  • Ringo Starr: They began to sing.
  • Boys: Silly old Mike fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, silly old Mike fell in a ditch all in the Monday morning.
  • Ringo Starr: Mike lay in the ditch all day.
  • Mike: Oh, dear.
  • Ringo Starr: He thought.
  • Mike: I shall never get out.
  • Ringo Starr: But that evening, they lifted Mike and made a rope of sleepers under his wheels to keep him from the mud. Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and Zachary and Randy pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety. Late that night, Mike crawled home, a sadder and wiser engine.

Down The Hole

  • Ringo Starr: One day, Pooh was at the junction when Mike Chilton shuffled in with some pirates.
  • Pooh: Phew!
  • Ringo Starr: Remarked Pooh.
  • Pooh: What a funny smell. Can you smell a smell?
  • Mitchie: I can't smell a smell.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mitchie.
  • Pooh: A funny musty sort of smell.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Pooh.
  • Mike: No one noticed until you did.
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled Mike.
  • Mike: It must be yours.
  • Ringo Starr: Not long ago, he had fallen into a dirty ditch. Pooh enjoyed teasing him about it.
  • Pooh: Mitchie, Amethyst, do you know what I think it is? It's ditchwater.
  • Ringo Starr: Before Mike could answer, Pooh puffed away. Mitchie and Amethyst could hardly believe their ears.
  • Mitchie: He's dreadfully rude I feel quite ashamed.
  • Amethyst: I feel quite ashamed he's dreadfully rude.
  • Ringo Starr: And to Ash they said...
  • Mitchie and Amethyst: You mustn't be rude, you make us ashamed.
  • Ringo Starr: But Pooh didn't care a bit.
  • Pooh: That was funny, that was funny.
  • Ringo Starr: He chuckled. He felt very pleased with himself. Mitchie and Amethyst were deeply shocked. They have great respect for Mike Chilton. Pooh left the coaches at the station and went off to a mine for some pirates. Long ago, miners digging there have made tunnels under the ground. Their roofs are strong enough to hold up pirates but not the weight of characters. A large notice warns them not to enter the area: Danger! Characters must not pass this board.
  • Pooh: Silly old board.
  • Ringo Starr: Thought Pooh. He had often tried to pass it but had never succeeded. But this morning he had made a plan. The fireman went to throw the switch.
  • Pooh: Now for my plan!
  • Ringo Starr: Huffed Pooh. Bumping the pirates fiercely he jerked his driver off the footplate and followed them into the siding.
  • Driver: Come back!
  • Ringo Starr: Yelled his driver.
  • (A loud splash is heard as Pooh falls to the mine)
  • Pooh: Fire and smoke!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: I'm sunk.
  • Ringo Starr: And he was.
  • Pooh: Oh, dear.
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Pooh: I am a silly old bear.
  • Mickey: And a very naughty one, too. I saw you!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey Mouse.
  • Pooh: Please let me out. I won't do it again.
  • Mickey: I'm not sure. We can't lift you out with the cranes. The ground's not firm enough. Hmm, let me see. I wonder if Mike could pull you out.
  • Pooh: Yes sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Pooh. But he didn't want to meet Gordon just yet.
  • Mike: Down the mine is he? Ha! ha! ha!
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed Mike.
  • Mike: What a joke! Boop boop! Little Pooh, we'll have your out in a couple of puffs.
  • Ringo Starr: Strong cables were fastened between the two engines.
  • Mickey: Are you ready? Heave!
  • Ringo Starr: It was a lot harden than they all thought. At last Pooh was free.
  • Pooh: I'm sorry I was cheeky.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Pooh.
  • Mike: That's all right, Pooh. You made me laugh.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Mike.
  • Mike: I'm in disgrace.
  • Pooh: So am I.
  • Ringo Starr: Huffed Pooh.
  • Mike: Why so you are Pooh. Shall we form an alliance? You help me and I help you.
  • Pooh: Right you are.
  • Ringo Starr: Agreed Pooh.
  • Mike: Good. That's settled.
  • Ringo Starr: Rumbled Mike. And buffer to buffer the allies puffed home.

The Runaway

  • Ringo Starr: Winnie The Pooh was ill. Workmen had tried to make him better, but it was no use.
  • Mickey Mouse: Buzz must take you to the works.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey Mouse. Pooh felt very miserable. Then, Mickey spoke to Penn.
  • Mickey Mouse: I want you to help Todd and Kuzco while Pooh is away.
  • Ringo Starr: Penn was delighted. He already knew Todd and soon made friends with Kuzco and Lightning McQueen. Sebastian gave him a big welcome too.
  • Sebastian: Take care of Pooh's coaches.
  • Ringo Starr: He advised.
  • Sebastian: He's sure to miss them while he's away. Penn was very gentle with the coaches. Mitchie and Amethyst were impressed.
  • Mitchie: Such nice manners.
  • Ringo Starr: They told each other.
  • Amethyst: It really is a pleasure to go out with him.
  • Ringo Starr: When Pooh came back, Mitchie and Amethyst told him how well Penn had managed. Pooh was so pleased to be home that he soon forgot to be jealous. The works have left Pooh's handbrake very stiff. It made his brakes seen they were on, when in fact they were not. As a result, he and his coaches often overran the platform. Pooh found this most embarrasing. Gradually, his driver and fireman learned to be extra careful. But one day, Pooh's fireman was ill and a relief man took his place. The fireman had fastened the coupling and joined the driver and stationmaster on the platform to wait for Randy's passengers. The fireman had forgot all about Jake's handbrake. Pooh simmered happily.
  • Pooh: Not long now.
  • Ringo Starr: He thought. As he saw Randy slowly approaching. But Pooh's brakes were not on and suddenly he felt his feet begin to move. He tried to stop, but he couldn't without his driver and fireman. He tried to whistle a warning, but he couldn't do that either. The Conductor, driver fireman and passengers were all stranded on the platform.
  • Mitchie and Amethyst: Stop! Stop!
  • Ringo Starr: Shrieked Mitchie and Amethyst. But Pooh, with plenty of steam, kept on going. The alarm went down the line.
  • Signalman: Stop the runaway!
  • Ringo Starr: There ready for action was Launchpad McQuack. The inspector had made a plan and together they took off into the sky. At last Pooh was tiring.
  • Pooh: I need to stop, I need to stop.
  • Ringo Starr: He panted weirdly. As they neared the next station Pooh saw Launchpad land. They entered the platform slowly enough for the inspector to act. Judging his moments the inspector scrambled into the cab and screwed the brakes on.
  • (The inspector brakes with all his strength)
  • Ringo Starr: At last Pooh stopped. Both he and the inspector were very relieved. Then they thanked Launchpad.
  • Launchpad: Think nothing of it.
  • Ringo: Starr: Whirled Launchpad.
  • Launchpad: Glad to be at service anytime.
  • Inspector: Phew.
  • Ringo Starr: Remarked The inspector.
  • Inspector: You must never let this happen again, Pooh.
  • Ringo Starr: Weirdly, Pooh agreed with him.

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