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Big Bird Flu/Barney is a parody with Big Bird Flu (Robot Chicken) sounds and Barney and Friends clips.

Cast

  • Grover as Barney
  • Big Bird as BJ
  • Elmo as Kathy
  • Announcer
  • Michael, Min, Tosha, Shawn, Jason, and Julie as Quarantiners
  • Aloysius Snuffleupagus as Baby Bop
  • Bert as Derek
  • Ernie as Tina
  • Count von Count as Kenneth
  • Cookie Monster as Carlos

Transcript

[BJ is walking down the street, holding his stomach and looking pale.]

BJ: Oh... I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of food!

[BJ vomits all over the steps, then collapses. Kathy appears.]

Kathy: Oh no, BJ has the dinosaur flu!

[Quarantiners rush over to BJ. Barney now appears.]

Barney: The Word of the Day is Quarantine. Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E. Quarantine.

[In the hospital, BJ is lying in bed. Doctors are examining him.]

BJ: Baby Bop... is that you?

Min: Oh, he must be hallucinating.

Baby Bop: Hi, BJ. I'm so sorry you're sick.

BJ: I'm scared, Baby Bop. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.

[BJ then dies.]

Baby Bop: Yeah, thank G-.

[Baby Bop dies, then disappears.]

Kenneth: [handing out vaccines to everyone] One vaccine, a-hah-hah! Two vaccines, a-hah-hah!

[Carlos eats the vaccine that the Count gives to him]

[The show cuts to a separate bit]

Kids: One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!

Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter C.D.C.

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