• Grover as Luigi
  • Big Bird as Yoshi
  • Elmo as Mario
  • Announcer
  • Quarantiners as Bowser's Minions
  • Aloysius Snuffleupagus as Toad
  • Bert as Diddy Kong
  • Ernie as Donkey Kong
  • Count von Count as Wario
  • Cookie Monster as Bowser


  • (Yoshi is walking down the street, holding his stomach and looking pale.)
  • Yoshi: Oh... I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of food!
  • (Yoshi vomits all over the steps, then collapses. Mario appears.)
  • Mario: Oh no, Yoshi has the dinosaur flu!
  • (Quarantiners rush over to Yoshi. Luigi now appears.)
  • Luigi: The Word of the Day is Quarantine. Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E. Quarantine.
  • (In the hospital, Yoshi is lying in bed. Doctors are examining him.)
  • Yoshi: Toad... is that you?
  • Goomba: Oh, he must be hallucinating.
  • Toad: Hi, Yoshi. I'm so sorry you're sick.
  • Yoshi: I'm scared, Toad. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.
  • (Yoshi then dies.)
  • Toad: Yeah, thank G-.
  • (Toad dies, then disappears.)
  • Wario: (handing out vaccines to everyone) One vaccine, a-hah-hah! Two vaccines, a-hah-hah!
  • (Bowser eats the vaccine Wario gives to him)
  • [The show cuts to a separate bit]
  • Kids: One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!
  • Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter C.D.C.

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