Parody Cast Members

  • Grover as Ash Ketchum
  • Big Bird as Brock
  • Elmo as Tracey
  • Announcer as Himself
  • Misty, May, Professor Oak, Gary Oak, Pikachu, and Buizel as Quarantiners
  • Aloysius Snuffleupagus as Norman
  • Bert as Barry
  • Ernie as Kenny
  • Count Von Count as Drew
  • Cookie Monster as Jimmy


[Brock is walking down the street, holding his stomach and looking pale.]

Brock: Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of sushi!

[Brock vomits all over the main apartment steps, and then collapses; a second later, Tracey appears.]

Tracey: Oh, no! Brock has the bird flu! (Ash Ketchum shows up)

Ash Ketchum: The word of the day is: "quarantine".

[As the white word Quarantine shows up (and Ash Ketchum spells it, changing the letters to yellow), several quarantining people block off the place where Brock vomited and take Tracey off-screen to safety.]

Ash Ketchum: Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E: "quarantine".

[The next shot is of Brock is lying in bed in a quarantining medical room and hooked to a heart rate monitor, and doctors are examining him.]

Brock: Norman (coughs), is that you?

Doctor: Oh, he must be hallucinating. (they walk away, and Norman shows up)

Norman: Hi, Brock. I'm so sorry you're sick.

Brock: I'm scared, Norman. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.

[Brock then flatlines, and dies.]

Norman: Yeah, thank G-

[Norman chokes, dies, and vanishes in a cloud of dust. We then snap to Drew giving vaccines to Barry, Kenny, and Jimmy.]

Drew: One vaccine! (laughs) Two vaccines! (laughs)

[Jimmy eats his own vaccine, and we snap to a separate bit with three dancing kids and one dead kid that holds a flower.]

Kids: (singing) One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!

[The final shot pans up to the quarantine-taped Pallet Town sign.]

Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter CDC.

[We conclude with static as always.]

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