Parody Cast Members
- Grover as Ash Ketchum
- Big Bird as Brock
- Elmo as Tracey
- Announcer as Himself
- Misty, May, Professor Oak, Gary Oak, Pikachu, and Buizel as Quarantiners
- Aloysius Snuffleupagus as Norman
- Bert as Barry
- Ernie as Kenny
- Count Von Count as Drew
- Cookie Monster as Jimmy
[Brock is walking down the street, holding his stomach and looking pale.]
Brock: Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of sushi!
[Brock vomits all over the main apartment steps, and then collapses; a second later, Tracey appears.]
Tracey: Oh, no! Brock has the bird flu! (Ash Ketchum shows up)
Ash Ketchum: The word of the day is: "quarantine".
[As the white word Quarantine shows up (and Ash Ketchum spells it, changing the letters to yellow), several quarantining people block off the place where Brock vomited and take Tracey off-screen to safety.]
Ash Ketchum: Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E: "quarantine".
[The next shot is of Brock is lying in bed in a quarantining medical room and hooked to a heart rate monitor, and doctors are examining him.]
Brock: Norman (coughs), is that you?
Doctor: Oh, he must be hallucinating. (they walk away, and Norman shows up)
Norman: Hi, Brock. I'm so sorry you're sick.
Brock: I'm scared, Norman. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.
[Brock then flatlines, and dies.]
Norman: Yeah, thank G-
[Norman chokes, dies, and vanishes in a cloud of dust. We then snap to Drew giving vaccines to Barry, Kenny, and Jimmy.]
Drew: One vaccine! (laughs) Two vaccines! (laughs)
[Jimmy eats his own vaccine, and we snap to a separate bit with three dancing kids and one dead kid that holds a flower.]
Kids: (singing) One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!
[The final shot pans up to the quarantine-taped Pallet Town sign.]
Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter CDC.
[We conclude with static as always.]