Parody Cast Members
- Grover as Sonic
- Big Bird as Tails
- Elmo as Knuckles
- Announcer as Himself
- Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit, Vector, Charmy Bee, Big the Cat, and Rotor the Walrus as Quarantiners
- Aloysius Snuffleupagus as Uncle Chuck
- Bert as Heavy
- Ernie as Bomb
- Count Von Count as Monkey Khan
- Cookie Monster as Shadow
[Tails is walking down the street, holding his stomach and looking pale.]
Tails: Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of food!
[Tails vomits all over the main apartment steps, and then collapses; a second later, Knuckles appears.]
Knuckles: Oh, no! Tails has the fox flu! (Sonic shows up)
Sonic: The word of the day is: "quarantine".
[As the white word Quarantine shows up (and Sonic spells it, changing the letters to yellow), several quarantining people block off the place where Tails vomited and take Knuckles off-screen to safety.]
Sonic: Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E: "quarantine".
[The next shot is of Tails is lying in bed in a quarantining medical room and hooked to a heart rate monitor, and doctors are examining him.]
Tails: Uncle Chuck (coughs), is that you?
Doctor: Oh, he must be hallucinating. (they walk away, and Uncle Chuck shows up)
Uncle Chuck: Hi, Tails. I'm so sorry you're sick.
Tails: I'm scared, Uncle Chuck. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.
[Tails then flatlines, and dies.]
Uncle Chuck: Yeah, thank G-
[Uncle Chuck chokes, dies, and vanishes in a cloud of dust. We then snap to Monkey Khan giving vaccines to Heavy, Bomb, and Shadow.]
Monkey Khan: One vaccine! (laughs) Two vaccines! (laughs)
[Shadow eats his own vaccine, and we snap to a separate bit with three dancing kids and one dead kid that holds a flower.]
Kids: (singing) One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!
[The final shot pans up to the quarantine-taped Angel Island sign.]
Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter CDC.
[We conclude with static as always.]