Parody Cast Members
- Grover as Sunshine
- Big Bird as Scuttlebutt Pete
- Elmo as Ten Cents
- Announcer as Himself
- Lillie Lightship, Big Mac, O.J., Sally Seaplane, Zip, and Zug as Quarantiners
- Aloysius Snuffleupagus as Coast Guard
- Bert as Frank
- Ernie as Eddie
- Count Von Count as Grampus
- Cookie Monster as Top Hat
[Scuttlebutt Pete is sailing down the sea, holding his stomach and looking pale.]
Scuttlebutt Pete: Oh... I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of scrap pile!
[Scuttlebutt Pete vomits all over the sea, then collapses. Ten Cents appears.]
Ten Cents: Oh no, Scuttlebutt Pete has the boat flu!
[Quarantiners rush over to Scuttlebutt Pete. Sunshine now appears.]
Sunshine: The Word of the Day is Quarantine. Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E. Quarantine.
[In the hospital, Scuttlebutt Pete is lying in bed. Doctors are examining him.]
Scuttlebutt Pete: Coast Guard... is that you?
Lillie Lightship: Oh, he must be hallucinating.
Coast Guard: Hi, Scuttlebutt Pete. I'm so sorry you're sick.
Scuttlebutt Pete: I'm scared, Coast Guard. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.
[Scuttlebutt Pete then dies.]
Coast Guard: Yeah, thank G-.
[Coast Guard dies, then disappears.]
Grampus: [handing out vaccines to everyone] One vaccine, a-hah-hah! Two vaccines, a-hah-hah!
[Top Hat eats the vaccine that Grampus gives to him]
[The show cuts to a separate bit]
Kids: One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!
Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter C.D.C.