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Parody Cast Members

  • Grover as Sunshine
  • Big Bird as Scuttlebutt Pete
  • Elmo as Ten Cents
  • Announcer as Himself
  • Lillie Lightship, Big Mac, O.J., Sally Seaplane, Zip, and Zug as Quarantiners
  • Aloysius Snuffleupagus as Coast Guard
  • Bert as Frank
  • Ernie as Eddie
  • Count Von Count as Grampus
  • Cookie Monster as Top Hat

Transcript

[Scuttlebutt Pete is sailing down the sea, holding his stomach and looking pale.]

Scuttlebutt Pete: Oh... I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of scrap pile!

[Scuttlebutt Pete vomits all over the sea, then collapses. Ten Cents appears.]

Ten Cents: Oh no, Scuttlebutt Pete has the boat flu!

[Quarantiners rush over to Scuttlebutt Pete. Sunshine now appears.]

Sunshine: The Word of the Day is Quarantine. Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E. Quarantine.

[In the hospital, Scuttlebutt Pete is lying in bed. Doctors are examining him.]

Scuttlebutt Pete:  Coast Guard... is that you?

Lillie Lightship: Oh, he must be hallucinating.

Coast Guard: Hi, Scuttlebutt Pete. I'm so sorry you're sick.

Scuttlebutt Pete: I'm scared, Coast Guard. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.

[Scuttlebutt Pete then dies.]

Coast Guard: Yeah, thank G-.

[Coast Guard dies, then disappears.]

Grampus: [handing out vaccines to everyone] One vaccine, a-hah-hah! Two vaccines, a-hah-hah!

[Top Hat eats the vaccine that Grampus gives to him]

[The show cuts to a separate bit]

Kids: One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!

Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter C.D.C.

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