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Cast

  • Grover as Winnie the Pooh
  • Big Bird as Tigger
  • Elmo as Piglet
  • Announcer
  • Gopher, Lois (from Family Guy), Christopher Robin, Emma (from The Wiggles), Darby and Rabbit as Quarantiners
  • Aloysius Snuffleupagus as Roo
  • Bert as Eeyore
  • Ernie as Owl
  • Count von Count as Sulley (from Monsters, Inc.)
  • Cookie Monster as Barney (from Barney)

Transcript

  • (Tigger is walking down the street, holding his stomach and looking pale.)
  • Tigger: Oh... I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of food!
  • (Tigger vomits all over the steps, then collapses. Piglet appears.)
  • Piglet: Oh no, Tigger has the tiger flu!
  • (Quarantiners rush over to Tigger. Pooh now appears.)
  • Winnie the Pooh: The Word of the Day is Quarantine. Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E. Quarantine.
  • (In the hospital, Tigger is lying in bed. Doctors are examining him.)
  • Tigger: Roo... is that you?
  • Emma: Oh, he must be hallucinating.
  • Roo: Hi, Tigger. I'm so sorry you're sick.
  • Tigger: I'm scared, Roo. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.
  • (Tigger then dies.)
  • Roo: Yeah, thank G-.
  • (Roo dies, then disappears.)
  • Sulley: (handing out vaccines to everyone) One vaccine, a-hah-hah! Two vaccines, a-hah-hah!
  • (Barney eats the vaccine Sulley gives to him)
  • [The show cuts to a separate bit]
  • Kids: One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!
  • Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter C.D.C.

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