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Big Bird and Hector's Bug Day Celebration is a crossover between two Sesame Workshop shows: Sesame Street and The Electric Company, served as a Movix Crossover by Pikachufreak.

Plot

  • Today, we join The Conductors, Team Doki, Kino The Storyteller, Ruff Ruffman, The Catholic Vegetables, and The House of Mouse Gang, as they help The Sesame Street Residents and The Electric Company prepare for Bug Day. Among the cast are characters from Pokemon, Mucha Lucha, Ed, Edd N Eddy, Cardcaptors, Scooby-Doo, Tiny Toon Adventures, Hoop-a-Joop, Marilyn, The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh, The Replacements, The Emperor's New School, Music Stars!, Phineas and Ferb, Fish Hooks, Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Mega Man NT Warrior, Jackie Chan Adventures, Phantom Investigators, Static Shock, The Clique, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Jumanji, Men In Black: The Series, Batman Beyond, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, The Adventures of Puss In Boots, Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes, Accidentally Adventures, Tetris Attack, Rumor Has It, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Tom and Jerry Tales, The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, Glitter Force, Ozzy and Drix, Friends Forever, The Dork Diaries, Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime, Gravity Falls, Wander Over Yonder, The 7D, Annie The Smart and Female Genius, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, Pickle and Peanut, Future Worm!, The Adventures of Julie Kane, Sonic X, Fluffy Gardens, TMNT 2003, Mermaids On The Go, The Goldfish Diaries, Star Fox, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, The Red Ribbon, Turbo FAST, Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh, Captain N: The Game Master, Starlight, Dragons, All Hail King Julien, The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show, Dawn of The Croods, The Secret Saturdays, Generator Rex, Fangbone!, Huckapoo, Jeff and Taylor, Future Card Buddyfight, Donkey Kong Country, WarioWare, The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys, SWAT Kats, The Pirates of Dark Water, X-Men: Evolution, Street Fighter Alpha: The Series, Xiaolin Showdown, and Loonatics Unleashed. Also appearing on the cast are Rebecca Norman, Roxanne Rock, The Hex Girls, The Pussycats, Kermit The Frog, Jasper J. Rock, and Gonger of the Furchester Hotel.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Kino's Storytime
  4. Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman
  5. VeggieTales
  6. House of Mouse
  7. Sesame Street
  8. The Electric Company
  9. Pokemon
  10. Mucha Lucha
  11. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  12. Cardcaptors
  13. Scooby-Doo
  14. Tiny Toon Adventures
  15. Hoop-a-Joop
  16. Marilyn
  17. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  18. The Replacements
  19. The Emperor's New School
  20. Music Stars!
  21. Phineas and Ferb
  22. Fish Hooks
  23. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  24. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  25. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  26. Mega Man NT Warrior
  27. Jackie Chan Adventures
  28. Phantom Investigators
  29. Static Shock
  30. The Clique
  31. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  32. Jumanji
  33. Men In Black: The Series
  34. Batman Beyond
  35. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  36. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  37. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  38. Accidentally Adventures
  39. Tetris Attack
  40. Rumor Has It
  41. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  42. Tom and Jerry Tales
  43. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  44. Glitter Force
  45. Ozzy and Drix
  46. Friends Forever
  47. The Dork Diaries
  48. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  49. Gravity Falls
  50. Wander Over Yonder
  51. The 7D
  52. Annie The Smart and Female Genius
  53. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  54. Pickle and Peanut
  55. Future Worm!
  56. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  57. Sonic X
  58. Fluffy Gardens
  59. TMNT 2003
  60. Mermaids On The Go
  61. The Goldfish Diaries
  62. Star Fox
  63. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  64. The Red Ribbon
  65. Turbo FAST
  66. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  67. Captain N: The Game Master
  68. Starlight
  69. Dragons
  70. All Hail King Julien
  71. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  72. Dawn of The Croods
  73. The Secret Saturdays
  74. Generator Rex
  75. Fangbone!
  76. Huckapoo
  77. Jeff and Taylor
  78. Future Card Buddyfight
  79. Donkey Kong Country
  80. WarioWare
  81. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  82. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  83. SWAT Kats
  84. The Pirates of Dark Water
  85. X-Men: Evolution
  86. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  87. Xiaolin Showdown
  88. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

  1. Rusty Saves The Day
  2. Double Teething Troubles
  3. Thomas and The Conductor
  4. No Joke For James
  5. Edward's Exploit
  6. Bad Day At Castle Loch

Songs

  1. Sesame Street Theme Song (2009-2015)
  2. Americano by Lady Gaga (during a bug hunt montage)
  3. The Potential Breakup Song (covered by Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls)
  4. That Is His Business (covered by Mitchie O'Hara)
  5. Ex's and Oh's (covered by Malinda Doe)
  6. Faith (covered by Terry McGinnis)
  7. I Need To Know (covered by Zak Saturday)
  8. You Are Not Right For Me (covered by Audrey Jones)
  9. Wind It Up (sung by Kimiko Tohomiko)
  10. Finally Falling (sung by Randy Cunningham and Annie Roberts)
  11. Rock This Town (covered by Tooty The Elephant)
  12. Breakaway (covered by Mel Blake)
  13. On The Floor (covered by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero)
  14. Say You'll Be There (covered by Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats)
  15. The Whistle Song (the end theme)

Trivia

  • This is the first crossover ever.
  • Kimiko wears her The Return of PandaBubba outfit.
  • We are introduced to the casts of Sesame Street and The Electric Company.
  • The girls of Music Stars also debut.
  • New Song: You Are Not Right For Me.

Transcript

  • (We open this video with the 2008 Sesame Workshop logo)
  • (We soon show the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)
  • (We afterwards open with Big Bird, Elmo and Hector and Jessica greeting us)
  • Big Bird: Hi, kids. Today is the biggest celebration of the year.
  • Elmo: It's called Bug Day and Elmo knows that there are many bugs in it.
  • Hector: So grab your equipment and join the fun.
  • Jessica: Roll the Sesame Street theme song!
  • (We soon show the Sesame Street 2009-2015 theme song)
  • Chorus: Sunny Day Sweepin' the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Sesame Street Come and play Everything's A-OK Friendly neighbors there That's where we meet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street How to get to Sesame street... How to get to Sesame Street How to get to Sesame Street...
  • (We soon find Doki and the gang at Sesame Street)
  • Doki: Here we are.
  • Bob: The lord says that Sesame Street is the perfect place.
  • Mickey: How'd you like it?
  • Ash: Great!
  • Raimundo: Seems that Mina and I are a couple.
  • Mel: I'd love to make music.
  • Meilin: Indeed.
  • Shaggy: Like, are we waiting for Big Bird and the others?
  • Ash: Yes, Shaggy, it is.
  • Mindy: Oh, Ashy-Boo, we want to have fun.
  • Kazane: Cause you'll be like your own Butterfree.
  • Ash: I already released one a while ago in Kanto.
  • Lorelei: That's right, Ash Ketchum.
  • Jordan: And that's the reason why Dario and Koji have loved us since childhood.
  • Rabbit: Oh dear.
  • Donkey Kong: That's not gonna like it, huh?
  • Ash: Well, it's going to get buggy.
  • Mary: You're right, big brother.
  • Rikochet: It's a good thing there will be a performance.
  • The Flea: And The Flea has company about right now!
  • (Big Bird and the others show up, carrying bunches of bugs)
  • Big Bird and the others: Hi, guys!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini see the bees in their cages and freak out)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away in fear)
  • Maisie: Misty?
  • Ozzy: Mel?
  • Hiccup: Lily?
  • Hamton: Brianna?
  • Garnet: Panini?
  • Misty: Get those disgusting bees away from us!
  • Mel: They're very scary!
  • Lily: And very gross!
  • Brianna: They even want to turn our noses red!
  • Panini: Somebody get rid of them right now!
  • Alex: Did you see that? They're all scared of getting rid of the bees!
  • Peter: What a joke!
  • (They both laugh hysterically, but Brittney and Kendall stomp on their feet)
  • Alex and Peter: AIYEE!!!
  • Brittney and Kendall: Shut up, you stupid scallions!
  • Judy: (defending Alex and Peter) Shut up yourselves, and why don't you leave my brothers alone!
  • (Virgil and Richie sigh with embarrassment)
  • Mitchie: Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, Panini, are you girls alright?
  • Amethyst: Tell us what has happened?
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini: This isn't...a bug expedition, it's a torture chamber!
  • Randy: What?! A Torture chamber?!
  • Howard: You've gotta be kidding!
  • Jade: We thought bugs and humans are friendly to each other.
  • Buena Girl: And in fact, it's dangerous for all girls who can't be scared at all.
  • (Lexi punches Jade and Buena Girl into the air)
  • Lexi: (angrily) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini growl loudly)
  • Scooby: Ruh roh.
  • Sylvester: (face palming) Here we go again.
  • Tigger: (to the viewers) I think we're in big trouble.
  • Misty: Don't you dare call us cowards!
  • Mel: We don't like bugs!
  • Lily: And we have to mean it!
  • Brianna and Panini: Yeah!
  • (The Conductors appear at that moment)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Girls, settle down!
  • Agent Jay: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3?
  • Agent Kay: What are you guys doing in here?
  • Susie: I see, you want to hunt for bugs.
  • Malinda: It's a pleasure to help you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And that's why there are different kinds of them.
  • Janna: Amazing!
  • Hope: We're all in!
  • Helen: Ah just can't wait ta see all bugs.
  • Sarah: Do you know about Rusty ze petite diesel engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Sarah. He got a 2-week job to do. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Rusty Saves The Day starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty is a little diesel engine who works at the quarry on the Island of Sodor. Rusty's best friends are Rheneas and Skarloey. Rusty helps keep their line clear. Sometimes, Rusty worked so hard clearing their line that the little diesel forgets there's also work to be done at the quarry. One day, Rusty returned late to the quarry. Sir Topham Hatt was cross.
  • Rusty's Driver: Sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty's driver said.
  • Rusty's Driver: We were helping Rheneas and Skarloey.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I know you like helping Rheneas and Skarloey. But their line is in bad condition. It takes too much of your time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I am going to shut it down.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty was upset.
  • Rusty: But what will Rheneas and Skarloey do?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty asked.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: They will come and work with you here at the quarry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He had made up his mind. There was nothing Rusty could do. Their line was closed down. Rheneas and Skarloey came to work at the quarry. They worked as hard as they could but they missed the forests and hills. Most of all they missed their passengers. Rusty could see they were not happy. Sir Topham Hatt came to the quarry with important news.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We are going to be blasting for the next two weeks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It wont be safe for you here. I'll have to find you other work.
  • Rusty: Please sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty said.
  • Rusty: It would use the next two weeks to repair Rheneas and Skarloey's line. Then they can go back to their old jobs.
  • Rusty's Driver: There are plenty of line workers available.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty's driver added. Sir Topham Hatt agreed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But you have only two weeks to complete the job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said sternly. Rheneas and Skarloey's line was covered in rocks and branches and the tracks were broken in several places. Elizabeth the Quarry Truck thought cleaning up the line was ridiculous.
  • Elizabeth: What a waste of time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: She sniffed. Skarloey was upset.
  • Skarloey: She's right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Skarloey: We'll never get it done in two weeks.
  • Rusty: We can't give up.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Rusty. The engines worked harder than ever, but time was running out. The next day, Rusty had a clever idea.
  • Rusty: If only we had a truck to help us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty sighed. Elizabeth stopped
  • Elizabeth: But i couldn't possibly help you. I'm a quarry truck.
  • Rusty: Well we do need a special kind of truck.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty teased.
  • Elizabeth: I am a special kind of truck.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Protested Elizabeth.
  • Rusty: It requires hauling.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Rusty.
  • Elizabeth: I can haul.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Elizabeth.
  • Rusty: And pulling heavy branches.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Added Rusty.
  • Elizabeth: Well of course i can pull.
  • Rusty: So you'll do it.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Rusty.
  • Elizabeth: Well of course.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Elizabeth proudly. Elizabeth was as good as her work. She hauled rubbish and pulled branches from the line. She helped remove a fallen stickable tree from the cattle creep.
  • Rusty: Thank you, Elizabeth.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Rusty.
  • Rusty: We could've done without you.
  • Elizabeth: I know.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Elizabeth proudly. Sir Topham Hatt inspected the line. He was very impressed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done Rusty.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And well done Elizabeth. We will open this line inmediately.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty was proud. Rheneas and Skarloey were very happy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Maybe now Rusty will had time to work at the quarry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt and Rusty just smiled.
  • (Rusty Saves The Day ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Rusty made the line open for business.
  • Paolo: That's cool.
  • Tooty: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Grover: Come on, guys, let's get hunting!
  • Cookie Monster: Bug for cookies!
  • Lan: All right!
  • Dex: Bug hunt, here we come!
  • Misty: Lexi's right about getting scared, but sometimes we do get into an act.
  • Togepi: Toge?
  • Mel: It's not the same!
  • Lily: All we wish are other animals.
  • Brianna: Like smaller pets for example.
  • Panini: Hope so.
  • (As we go into a bug hunt montage, we can hear Lady Gaga sing Americano)
  • Lady Gaga: I met a girl in east LA In floral shorts - as sweet as May She sang in eights in two Barrio chords We fell in love, but not in court La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la Manos- Manos- Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Mis canciones son de la revolución [my songs are of the revolution] Mi corazón me duele por mi generación [my heart hurts for my generation] If you love me, we can marry, on the west coast, On a Wednesday, en un verano, en agosto I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano I will fight for, I have fought for how I love you (La-la-la-la-la-la) I have cried for, I will die for how I care (La-la-la-la-la-la) In the mountains, las campanas están sonando (The bells are ringing) Todos los chicos (chicas), y los chicos (chicas) están besando [And the boys (girls), and the boys (girls) are kissing] I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your Americano (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and catch me, No! No! No! No! I'm living on the edge of, Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and get me, No! No! No! No! Don't you try to catch me, I'm living on the edge of the law, law, law, law.
  • (Americano ends)
  • (We transit to Ash and Brock hunting for the first bug)
  • Ash: Now, where is that first bug?
  • Brock: I don't know.
  • (Rebecca Norman and Roxanne Rock arrive with The Hex Girls and The Pussycats)
  • Rebecca and The Hex Girls: Hi, Ashy-Boy!
  • Roxanne and The Pussycats: Good to see you, Brocky-Boy!
  • (Ash and Brock turn smitten upon seeing the girls)
  • Ash: (blushing dreamily) It's Rebecca and The Hex Girls.
  • Brock: (also blushing dreamily) And Roxanne and The Pussycats, too.
  • (They fall to the floor as if they were in heaven, just as the rest of the gang arrive)
  • Zak: Holy Macaroni!
  • Betty: Darn!
  • Zuzu: Give me a break!
  • Carlos Caterpillar: Excuse me, amigos.
  • Everyone: Huh?
  • (They turn around to see Carlos Caterpillar and the whole cast)
  • Ernie: It's Carlos Caterpillar and his friends!
  • Bert: Ernie, what are you talking about?
  • Junior: We've been expecting lots of songs from God.
  • Archibald: So, how many songs do we have?
  • Carlos: Twelve.
  • Antonio: It's exciting, huh?
  • Count: Splendid! Twelve songs! Ah ah ah!
  • Elmo: You can rely on Elmo!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And all three of us friends!
  • Rebecca: That's right, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Thorn: Kermit the Frog and Jasper J. Rock will host the contest.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And we've got just the ticket to help our friend Gonger, who is from the Furchester Hotel.
  • Funella: Amazing idea.
  • Furgus: Didn't you know about Bill and Ben?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Furgus. They got into teething troubles with a new diesel. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Double Teething Troubles starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben the Tank Engine twins work in the clay mines and quarries near brendam docks. Their work is important but they can be hot and dirty. Sometimes this makes the twins naughty. One morning, they were feeling very naughty indeed.
  • Bill: That's my line of cars!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Bill.
  • Ben: It's not, it's mine!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Ben.
  • Ben: Yours it's over there.
  • Bill: It's mine!
  • Ben: It's not!
  • Bill: It's mine!
  • Ben: It's not!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Their friend BoCo was worried.
  • BoCo: Stop quarreling you two or the only thing you had left to share is...
  • (Crash)
  • BoCo: Trouble.
  • Bill: Silly!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snapped Bill.
  • Ben: Silly yourself!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Grumbled Ben.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bill and Ben, behave yourselves.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It's clear to me that we need another engine to help out. There's only one available. He's new and key to make an impression.
  • BoCo: If I were you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered BoCo.
  • BoCo: I can back to work right away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile Sir Topham Hatt was having doubts about his own decision.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I hope the new diesel doesn't cause even more confusion. He's bound to have teething troubles.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he was right.
  • Derek: Oh, my grease and oil. I wasn't expecting this hill. Oh, what's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: BoCo came to the rescue.
  • Derek: Sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the diesel.
  • Derek: I'm all hot and bothered. I've got teething troubles, you know.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The news soon spread.
  • Thomas: Apparently it's teething troubles.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Confided Thomas to Percy.
  • Percy: Hey, you two. This new diesel's got a toothache. Good luck.
  • Bill: Why does Percy want to wish us good luck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Bill.
  • Ben: Because he knows we'll need it. A diesel with a toothache must be the worst diesel of all.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then their manager spoke to them.
  • Manager: You will take your loads to the docks and rest there tonight. There's a lot of hard work to do tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was dark when the twins reached the docks. They left the freight cars by the key and scurried off to the shed.
  • Duck: You two looked glum.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed Duck.
  • Bill: It's the new diesel's fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Bill.
  • Bill: He's got a toothache.
  • Duck: He hasn't got a toothache he's got teething troubles. That means he's new and this causes some problems. In his case it's his cooling system.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Next morning, the twins heard an unfamiliar whistle.
  • Bill and Ben: Oh, no! It's the new Diesel!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And it was.
  • Derek: Hello. I'll sort this train out. You take the front and I'll push 'em behind. Ha, ha. What fun.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: All went well as they set off. Then they came to a hill.
  • Bill: Come on, come on! Push harder, you silly diesel!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted Bill. But the diesel couldn't push any harder.
  • Derek: I'm overheating again.
  • Bill: Oh, pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill.
  • Driver: You know what?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed the driver.
  • Driver: Let's try and finish the journey anyway. It means we'll have to pull the diesel as well. Can you do it twins?
  • Bill and Ben: We'll try.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And sure enough they could. That night, Sir Topham Hatt came to see them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, Bill and Ben. I sent the new diesel back to the works. Can you manage alone?
  • Bill and Ben: Oh, yes sir.
  • Bill: BoCo.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered Bill.
  • Bill: I'm sorry we were rude to you.
  • Ben: And...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Added Ben.
  • Ben: The new diesel was really quite friendly.
  • Duck: And you know what friends do?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Duck.
  • Bill and Ben: Know what?
  • Duck: They always say good night to each other.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And so they did, but they still chattered about the diesel and his teething troubles all night long.
  • (Double Teething Troubles ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's the reason why Bill and Ben had learned about teething troubles.
  • Mona: Wow.
  • Penny: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Lisa: Are you ready for the contest.
  • Keith: There's lots of fun.
  • Marcus: So come on.
  • Everyone: Okay.
  • (Soon, the contest begins as Kermit and Jasper arrive on stage)
  • Kermit: Greetings, and welcome to Sesame Street's annual singing contest.
  • Jasper: We at Smile of A Child headquarters will know how bugs go along.
  • Evy: It's been many years ever since.
  • Rick: Yep.
  • Kermit: Starting our first act is The Potential Breakup Song!
  • Jasper: As covered by Ash, Rebecca, and The Hex Girls!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Ash, Rebecca, and The Hex Girls sing The Potential Breakup Song)
  • Ash, Rebecca, and The Hex Girls: La la la la la la la la la la. It took too long It took too long It took too long for you to call back And normally I would just forget that Except for the fact it was my birthday My stupid birthday I played along I played along I played along Rolled right off my back But obviously my armor was cracked What kind of a boyfriend would forget that? Who would forget that? The type of guy who doesn’t see What he has until she leaves Don’t let me go Cause without me, you know you’re lost Wise up now or pay the cost Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me We got along We got along We got along until you did that Now all I want is just my stuff back Do you get that? Let me repeat that I want my stuff back You can send it in a box I don’t care just drop it off I won’t be home Cause without me, you know you’re lost Minus you I’m better off Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ to me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me You can try, you can try You know I know it’d be a lie Without me you’re gonna die So you better think clearly, clearly Before you nearly, nearly Mess up the situation that you're gonna miss dearly, dearly C’mon You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no) Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ (no, no, no, no) Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no, no, no, no) Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me This is the potential make-up song Please just admit you’re wrong Which will it be? Which will it be?
  • (The Potential Breakup Song ends)
  • Ash: We did it, ladies!
  • Rebecca: Hooray!
  • Thorn: Boo-Ya!
  • Dusk: Now that's a cracking band!
  • Luna: Oh, yeah!
  • Sakura: (to Madison) I knew Ash would sing with these girls.
  • Madison: Absolutely.
  • Kaito: (watching Rebecca from the crowd) Way to go, Rebecca.
  • Kermit: And in our second act is That Is His Business!
  • Jasper: As dubbed and covered by Mitchie O'Hara herself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Mitchie sings That Is His Business, with the Mariachi players in the background)
  • Mitchie: (singing) They ask me that if we are lovers, that if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend .... That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*) That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ... even if you don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends)
  • Mitchie: Woo! I'm number one!
  • Scott: (as he arrives) Yo, Mitch!
  • Mitchie: Hi, Scott. How are things?
  • Scott: Fine with me. You've sung it perfectly.
  • Mitchie: (blushing while scratching her head) Why thank you!
  • Kermit: In our third act is Elle King's Ex's and Oh's.
  • Jasper: As covered by Malinda Doe herself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Malinda sings Ex's and Oh's while playing with her guitar)
  • Malinda: (singing) Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man I showed him all the things that he didn't understand Whoa, and then I let him go Now, there's one in California who's been cursing my name 'Cause I found me a better lover in the UK Hey, hey, until I made my getaway One, two, three, they gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep One, two, three, they gonna run back to me They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and oh's I had a summer lover down in New Orleans Kept him warm in the winter, left him frozen in the spring My, my, how the seasons go by I get high, and I love to get low So the hearts keep breaking, and the heads just roll You know that's how the story goes One, two, three, they gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep One, two, three, they gonna run back to me They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and oh's One, two, three, they gonna run back to me Climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas One, two, three, they gonna run back to me They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and oh's.
  • (Ex's and Oh's ends)
  • Malinda: I did it!
  • Reginald: (as he arrives) Hey, Malinda. Long time no see.
  • Malinda: It's a pleasure to see you, Reggie.
  • Reginald: Your brothers will hear how good you've performed.
  • Malinda: (blushing) That's so nice.
  • (At that moment, Gonger smacks his gong)
  • Oscar: Hey, put that gong away would ya?!
  • Gonger: No need to yell at me, Oscar.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Aw, crud!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Never mind.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Here's Thomas leaving the Conductor by accident.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas and The Conductor starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine is very proud of his branch line. He thinks it's the most important part of the whole railway. His two coaches Annie and Clarabel agree with him. Annie could only take passengers but Clarabel can take passengers, luggage and the conductor. They were both old and need new paint but Thomas loves them very much. As they run backwards and forwards along the line, they sing songs to each other. When Thomas starts from the station he sings...
  • Thomas: Oh, come along, we're rather late. Oh, come along, we're rather late.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And the coaches sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: We're coming along. We're coming along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They don't mind that Thomas says to them because he know he was trying to please Sir Topham Hatt, and to know to that if Thomas is cross, he's not cross with them. One day, they have to wait for Henry's train which made Thomas very cross.
  • Thomas: How could I run my line properly if Henry is always late? He doesn't realize that Sir Topham Hatt depends on me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas whistled impatiently. He wanted to leave, but he have to wait for Henry's passengers. At last Henry came.
  • Thomas: Where have you been, lazybones?
  • Henry: Oh dear, my system is out of order. No one understands my case. You don't know what I suffer.
  • Thomas: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: You're too slow. You need exercise.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The conductor blew his whistle and Thomas started so quickly that he left him behind. The conductor waved his red flag to stop Thomas, but Thomas was on his way steaming out of the station.
  • Thomas: Come along, come along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas, but Clarabel didn't want to come.
  • Clarabel: I've lost my nice conductor, I've lose my nice conductor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She sobbed. Annie tried to tell Thomas what had happened.
  • Annie: We haven't a conductor, we haven't a conductor!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he was hurrying and wouldn't listen. Annie and Clarabel tried to put on their brakes, but they couldn't without their conductor.
  • Annie and Clarabel: Where's our conductor? Where's our conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They cried, but Thomas didn't stop till they came to a signal.
  • Thomas: Bother that signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: What's the matter?
  • Driver: I don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: The conductor will tell us in a minute.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They waited and waited but the conductor didn't come.
  • Thomas: Peep peep peep, where's the conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas.
  • Annie and Clarabel: We've left him behind!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sobbed Annie and Clarabel together. Everyone looked, and there he was running as fast as he could along the line, with his flag on one hand and his whistle in the other. He was very hot, so he had a drink, and told them that Thomas had left him behind.
  • Thomas: I'm very sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Conductor: We all made mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the conductor.
  • Conductor 1: Look, the signal's down. We can go. Let's make up for lost time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Annie and Clarabel were so pleased to have their conductor again, but they sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: As fast as you like, as fast as you like!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: ...to Thomas all the way. They reached the end of the line quicker than ever before.
  • (Thomas and The Conductor ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how patience will belong to Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wow.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That's great.
  • Kermit: Our fourth act is a George Michael song called Faith.
  • Jasper: As covered by Terry McGinnis himself.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Terry sings Faith)
  • Terry: (singing) Well I guess it would be nice. If I could touch your body I know not everybody Has got a body like you But I've got to think twice Before I give my heart away And I know all the games you play Because I play them too Oh but I Need some time off from that emotion Time to pick my heart up off the floor And when that love comes down Without devotion Well it takes a strong man baby But I'm showing you the door 'Cause I gotta have faith.... Baby I know you're asking me to stay Say please, please, please, don't go away You say I'm giving you the blues Maybe You mean every word you say Can't help but think of yesterday And another who tied me down to loverboy rules Before this river Becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh baby I reconsider My foolish notion Well I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more Yes I've got to have faith....
  • (Faith ends)
  • Terry: Well, that's a wrap.
  • Max: (to Dana) I've been hearing Terry perform.
  • Dana: Interesting.
  • Kermit: In our fifth act is Marc Anthony's I Need To Know.
  • Jasper: As covered by Zak Saturday himself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Zak sings I Need To Know)
  • Zak: (singing) They say around the way you've asked for me there's even talk about you wantin' me I must admit that's what I wanna hear But thas jus' talk until you take me there, oh If it's true don't leave me all alone out here Wonderin' if you're ever gonna take me there Tell Me What you're feelin' cuz I need to Know Girl you gotta let me know which way to go Cuz I Need to Know I need to know Tell Me Babygirl cuz I need to know I need to know I need to know Tell me Babygirl cuz I need to know My every thought is of this bein' true It's gettin' harder not to think of you Girl I'm exactly where I wanna be The only things I need you here with me, oh.
  • (I Need To Know ends)
  • Zak: Woo! I made it!
  • June: (as she arrives) Zak, where have you been?
  • Zak: Just singing.
  • June: Good. I'm proud of you.
  • Zak: (blushing) Ah, thanks.
  • Kermit: In our sixth act is what I call You Are Not Right For Me.
  • Jasper: As covered by Audrey Jones herself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Audrey sings You Are Not Right For Me)
  • Audrey: (singing) You're right, And There is no reason why, I shouldn't stay here tonight. Your Arms, Are reaching to hold me now, And to fall, would be so easy. Cause your good, maybe too good for me. I would take all you'd give, and then I'd leave. Don't want to start, what I know will end, With us both, bitter and, sorry Goodbye. Will be easier to say, tonight before the daylight breaks, Then I'd be tempted to lie, and pretend everything is right When you're, not right, for me. You're right, in every possible way So I'd fight, every urge I have to say What my heart, is telling me now to do, Cause we'd both be bitter and sorry, Goodbye, will be easier to say, tonight Before the daylight breaks, Then I'd be tempted to lie, and pretend everything is right When you're, not right, for me.
  • (You Are Not Right For Me ends)
  • Audrey: Woo I'm the best!
  • Genevieve: (to Dorrie) I hear that Audrey's a star.
  • Dorrie: Yep.
  • (Gonger hits his gong again)
  • Gonger: Another story coming up!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You tell that.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Remember James the Really Splendid Red Engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He got into a joke full of trouble.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and No Joke For James starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James is a mixed traffic engine. He can pull both freight cars and coaches. He's proud of his smart red paint and so is his driver.
  • James' Driver: Everyone says you brighten up your day, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One morning, James whistled loudly at the other engines.
  • James: Look at me! I'm a smartest most useful engine on the line!
  • Thomas: Rubbish.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas.
  • Thomas: We're all useful. Sir Topham Hatt says so and he's headed the whole railway.
  • Percy: You know what, James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Added Percy.
  • James: What?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied James.
  • Percy: You're getting all puffed out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James huffed away. Later, he was still boasting.
  • James: I'm the pride of the line.
  • Gordon: I saw you're pulling freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You're only a goods engine.
  • James: I've pull coaches too.
  • Gordon: Not as much as I do.
  • James: But Sir Topham Hatt has plans for me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was making this up but Gordon believe him.
  • Gordon: What plans?
  • James: Uh, wait and see. Oh dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • James: Now what'll I do?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas was shunting shiny new coaches.
  • Thomas: Good morning, James.
  • James: Are those coaches for me?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked James hopefully.
  • Thomas: No, these are for Gordon's Express. I'll fetch your freight cars next.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But James was going to play a trick on the other engines.
  • James: Actually, Thomas, I'm taking the coaches. Sir Topham Hatt ask me to tell you.
  • Thomas: What about the cars?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Thomas.
  • James: Uh, give them to Gordon.
  • Thomas' Driver: Come on, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: Orders and orders.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So when James' driver returned, James was coupled to the coaches and he puffed away. Thomas returned with the freight cars. And a few minutes later, Gordon arrived.
  • Gordon: Where's the express?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas told him about James.
  • Thomas: And so here are your cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was very cross and so his driver.
  • Gordon's Driver: Wait'll Sir Topham Hatt heres about this.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Meanwhile James was enjoying himself enormously.
  • James: What a clever plan! What a clever plan!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuffed. Then he saw Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Some jokes are funny, but not this one, James. You have caused confusion.
  • James: Yes Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You will now stay in your shed until you are wanted.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines teased James.
  • Gordon: I wonder who'd be pulling the express today?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Henry: I expect it'll be you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Henry.
  • Henry: James is stuck in the shed for being silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James felt sad. Next morning, he went back to work.
  • Thomas: Hello.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas.
  • Thomas: Good to see you out and about again.
  • James: I'm sorry I tricked you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: Are these my cars?
  • Thomas: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas kindly.
  • Thomas: They're please to have you back.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James set off to the harbour with a train of freight cars. He bustled about all day pushing and pulling them into place.
  • James' Driver: Time to go home now, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver at last.
  • James' Driver: No cars or passengers. Just we too.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But his driver was wrong.
  • Railway Inspector: Excuse me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the man.
  • Railway Inspector: I have a meeting with Sir Topham Hatt and I mustn't be late. May I ride back with you?
  • James' Driver: Of course.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied James' driver. Then he whispered to James.
  • James' Driver: This gentleman is a railway inspector.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was most impressed. He steamed along the line as smoothly and quickly as he could. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting on the platform and the railway inspector greeted him warmly.
  • Railway Inspector: This clever engine gave me a splendid ride. You must be proud of him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Yes indeed. Once again, you are a really useful engine.
  • (No Joke For James ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how James got into trouble with jokes.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whoa!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: But he learned to be reliable in future.
  • Kermit: In our seventh act is Gwen Stefani's Wind It Up!
  • Jasper: As covered by Kimiko Tohomiko herself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Kimiko sings Wind It Up)
  • Kimiko: (singing) High on the hill with the lonely goatherd Layee odelayee odelay heehoo Yodel back with the girl and goatherd Layee odelayee odeloh Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh (Yeah) This is the key that makes us wind up When the beat comes on the girls all line up And the boys all look but no they can't touch But the girls want to know why boys like us so much They like the way we dance, they like the way we work They like the way the L.A.M.B. is going cross my shirt They like the way my pants, it compliments my shape (She's crazy, right?) They like the way we react every time we hear the Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! Wind it up! (Come on) Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh You got to let the beat get under your skin You got to open up and let it all in But see, once it gets in, the popping begins Then you'll find out why all the boys stare See? They're trying to bite our style, trying to study our approach They like the way we do it, so original I guess that they are slow, so they should leave the room This beat is for the clubs and cars that go Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! (Whenever you're ready) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh Uh huh, this is your moment Uh huh, come on girl, you know you own it Uh huh, you know your key is still tick tockin' Hell yeah, but you know they're watchin' Get it girl, get it, get it girl Get it girl, get it, get it girl To the front, to the side To the back but don't let him ride Keep goin' girl, it's your night Don't let him steal your light I know he thinks you're fine and stuff But does he know how to wind you up? (Come on) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodelay, hey.
  • (Wind It Up ends)
  • Kimiko: I did it!
  • Omi: (to Clay and Raimundo) You know, Kimiko's a singer.
  • Clay: Totally.
  • Raimundo: I'm impressed to hear that.
  • Kermit: Our eighth act is Finally Falling!
  • Jasper: As covered by both Randy Cunningham and Annie Roberts!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Randy and Annie sing Finally Falling)
  • Annie: Suddenly, my choice is clear. I knew when only you and I were standing here.
  • Randy: And beautiful is all I see.
  • Randy and Annie: It's only you. I know it's true. It has to be.
  • (Randy and Annie start to dance)
  • Annie: That money isn't worth a thing, If you didn't earn it, you don't deserve it. True love doesn't cost a thing And if you try to buy it, you can't return it.
  • Background Singers: No, no, oh, oh!
  • Annie: Your friends are doing all the same things And my friends say, "Look at what you're wasting!"
  • Randy and Annie: Well, it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling! Finally falling, falling!
  • Annie: I don't need all the finer things, Diamond rings and nothing. So show me something. 'Cause love is all I need, All I ever wanted. And now I've got it.
  • Background Singers: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
  • (Randy spins Annie like a top)
  • Annie: My friends are wondering what you're thinking! And your friends ‒ they probably think the same thing!
  • Randy and Annie: But it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
  • Annie: If you can't find love when you're in it Just forget it. It would change your mind once you get it. Don't you get it? 'Cause we did it. Yeah, we did it. Well, we did it.
  • Randy and Annie: Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
  • (Finally Falling ends)
  • Randy: (holding Annie's hands) We've made it!
  • Annie: Now, let's kiss.
  • (Randy and Annie both kiss together)
  • Kermit: In our ninth act is Stray Cats' Rock This Town.
  • Jasper: As covered by Tooty The Elephant himself.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Tooty sings Rock This Town)
  • Tooty: (singing) Well, my baby and me went out late Saturday night I had my hair piled high and my baby just looked so right Well-ell, pick you up at ten, gotta have you home at two Mama don't know what I got in store for you But that's all right, 'cause we're looking as cool as can be Well, we found a little place that really didn't look half bad I had a whiskey on the rocks, and changed half a dollar for the jukebox Well-ell, I put a quarter right into that can, but all they played was disco, man Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out (Rock it, rock right in!) (Whoa!) (Whoo!) (Oh my god) Whoo! Well, we're having a ball just a-bopping on the big dance floor Well, there's a real square cat, he looks a 1974 Well-ell, he looked at me once, he looked at me twice Look at me again and there's a-gonna be fight We're gonna rock this town We're gonna rip this place apart We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock this place apart We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out Whoo!
  • (Rock This Town ends)
  • Tooty: Oh yeah! I'm the best!
  • (Gonger smacks his gong the second time)
  • Gonger: Two more left.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We've got Edward on our hands.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You all know about his trip with the visitors, right?
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Edward's Exploit starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bertie the Bus was giving some visitors the tour on the Island of Sodor. It was their last afternoon, and Edward was preparing to take them to meet Bill and Ben. He found it hard to start the heavy train.
  • Henry: Did you see him straining?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Henry.
  • James: Positively painful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Remarked James.
  • Gordon: Just pathetic.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grunted Gordon.
  • Gordon: He should give up and be preserved before it's too late.
  • Duck: Shut up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Burst out Duck.
  • Duck: You're all jealous. Edward's better than any of you.
  • BoCo: You're right, Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said BoCo.
  • BoCo: Edward's old, but he'll surprised us all.
  • Edward: I've done it, we're off! I've done it, we're off!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward, as he finally puffed out of the station. Bill and Ben were delighted to see the visitors. They loved being photographed. Later, they take the party to the China Clay Works in the break van special. Everyone have a splendid time, and the visitors were most impressed. Then, Edward took the visitors home. On the way, the weather changed. Wind and rain buffered in Edward. His sanding gear failed, and his fireman rode in front dropping sand on the rails by hand. Suddenly, Edward's wheels slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack, something broke. The crew inspected the damage. Repairs took some time.
  • Driver: One of your crank pins broke, Edward?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We've taken your side rods off. Now you're like an old fashioned engine. Can you get these people home? They must start back tonight?
  • Edward: I'll try, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Promised Edward. Edward puffed and pulled his hardest. But his wheels kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious. The driver, fireman and conductor went along the train, making adjustments between the coaches.
  • Driver: We've loosened the couplings, Edward. Now you can pick up your coaches one by one, just as you do with freight cars.
  • Edward: That'll be much easier.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving help to start the second and the second help the third.
  • Edward: I've done it, I've done it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward.
  • Driver: Steady, boy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Well done, boy! You've got them, you've got them!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he listened happily to Edward's steady beat, as he forced slowly but surely ahead. At last, battered, wearly, but unbeaten, Edward steamed in. Henry was waiting for the visitors with the special train.
  • Edward: Peep peep!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt angrily pointed to the clock, but excited passengers cheered and thanked Edward, his driver and fireman. Duck and BoCo saw to it that Edward was left in peace. Gordon and James remain respectfully silent.
  • (Edward's Exploit ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward made it on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Interesting.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He's been kind to all engines.
  • Kermit: In our tenth act is Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway.
  • Jasper: As covered by Mel Blake herself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Mel sings Breakway, while she plays with her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: Thank you, everyone!
  • Eddy: (to Ed and Edd) I see that Mel's a star.
  • Ed: Cool.
  • Edd: Very intriguing indeed, Eddy.
  • Kermit: In our eleventh act is Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull's On The Floor.
  • Jasper: As covered by both Hope Roberts and Penn Zero)
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Hope and Penn sing On The Floor in a cleaned version)
  • Penn: Hope Roberts!
  • Hope: It's a new generation (Mr. Worldwide) of party people.
  • Penn: Get on the floor (dale) Get on the floor (dale) RedOne!
  • Hope: Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, huh.
  • (Penn and Hope start dancing)
  • Penn: I’m loose And everybody knows I get off the chain Baby it’s the truth I’m like Inception, I play with your brain So don’t sleep or snooze I don’t play no games so don’t do-do-don't get it confused no 'cause you will lose yeah Now, now pump-pump-pump-pum-pum-pump-pump it up And back it up like a Tonka truck Dale.
  • Hope: If you go hard you gotta get on the floor If you're a party freak then step on the floor If you're an animalthen tear up the floor Break a sweat on the floor Yeah we work on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Pick your body up and drop it on the floor Let the rhythm change your world on the floor You know we’re running shit tonight on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to L.A. New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!) Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor I know you got it clap your hands on the floor And keep on rockin’, rock it up on the floor If you’re a criminal kill it on the floor Steal it quick on the floor, on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Its getting ill It's getting sick on the floor We never quit, we never rest on the floor If I ain’t wrong we’ll probably die on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!)
  • (Penn and Hope start doing a tango)
  • Penn and Hope: Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (Penn twirls Hope like a spinning top)
  • Penn: That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy Seven tray donkey donk All I need is some vodka, some chonkey coke And watch it she gon' get donkey konged Baby if you’re ready for things to get heavy I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me Dale Don’t believe me just bet me My name ain’t Keath but I see why you Sweat me L.A. Miami New York Say no more get on the floor Get on the floor.
  • Hope: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (On The Floor ends)
  • Penn: We made it!
  • Hope: Sure thing.
  • Kermit: Let's end this act with Spice Girls' Say You'll Be There.
  • Jasper: As covered by Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Brock, Roxanne, and The Pussycats sing Say You'll Be There)
  • Brock, Roxanne, and The Pussycats: Say you'll be there I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear Last time that we had this conversation I decided we should be friends Yeah, but now we're going round in circles, tell me will this deja vu never end? Oh Now you tell me that you've fallen in love, well I never ever thought that would be This time you gotta take it easy throwing far too much emotions at me But any fool can see they're falling, I gotta make you understand I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear (I give you everything) And all that I want from you is a promise you will be there Say you will be there (Say you will be there) Won't you sing it with me If you, put two and two together you will see what our friendship is for (Oh) If you can't work this equation then I guess I'll have to show you the door There is no need to say you love me, It would be better left unsaid I'm (I'm) giving you everything (I give you everything) all that joy can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and (and) all that I want from you (all I want from you) is a promise (is a promise) you will be there Yeah, I want you Any fool can see they're falling, gotta make you understand I'll give you everything on this I swear Just promise you'll always be there I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there) I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there)
  • (Say You'll Be There ends)
  • Brock: We did it!
  • Roxanne: Yes!
  • Josie: That's the spirit!
  • Melody: (giggling) Amazing!
  • Valerie: Oh yeah!
  • Erika: (as she arrives) Brock, what have you got there?
  • Brock: Erika! I didn't see you since Kanto.
  • Erika: Well, you're an expert and I'm happy with you.
  • Brock: (blushing) Why certainly.
  • (Gonger smacks his gong one more)
  • Gonger: Last story coming up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Let's talk about Donald and Douglas.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: They're on their way to Lord Callan's castle.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Bad Day At Castle Loch starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It was a beautiful day on the Island of Sodor. Donald and Douglas are scottish twins. They enjoy working on Sir Topham Hatt's railway. But sometimes, they longed for Scotland, their old home. One day, Sir Topham Hatt called them to the docks.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Lord Callan's castle was finally reopening. There is to be a grand celebration tomorrow. I need you to take the banners, buntings and bagpipes to the castle. Harvey, you must load them straight away.
  • Harvey: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Harvey. The twins were excited. Going to Lord Callan's castle would be like going home again. Soon, Harvey had finished loading the freight.
  • Percy: Where are you going?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Asked Percy.
  • Donald: Lord Callan's castle.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Donald proudly announced.
  • Harvey: By Castle Loch.
  • Percy: I'm glad i'm not going to Castle Loch.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wheeshed Percy nervously.
  • Douglas: Scared the monster might get ya.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Teased Douglas.
  • Donald: You might.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Donald.
  • Douglas: There's no monster.
  • Donald: There is too.
  • Douglas: There is not.
  • Donald: It's too.
  • Douglas: It's not.
  • Donald: It's too.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Lord Callan's castle is in Misty Valley. Donald and Douglas were determined to get the important goods to the castle in time. They puffed proudly along the loch towards their destination.
  • Donald: There it is!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Donald.
  • Douglas: We're almost there!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Shouted Douglas. But there was trouble ahead, trees had fallen across the line. Donald and Douglas stopped just in time. Then, suddenly, there was a loud crash. The break van had been hit by the landslide and come off the rails. They were stuck.
  • Donald's Driver: We could take the causeway.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Donald's Driver. Douglas' Driver knew the causeway was old and rickety.
  • Douglas' Driver: It's too dangerous.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said. The twins were worried.
  • Donald: We'll never get to the castle now.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Donald.
  • Donald's Driver: I'll call for help.
  • Tailor: Splendid outfit, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Sir Topham Hatt was trying on his present for Lord Callan when he heard the news.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Donald and Douglas trapped by the loch?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'll send help as soon as i can.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: But the hours passed. It grew dark and cold and still no help had come. Suddenly, the twins spotted something strange through the mist.
  • Donald: What's that!?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called Donald.
  • Douglas: Is it the monster!?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Douglas.
  • Donald: For sure it is.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Answered Donald.
  • Harvey: It's not a monster, it's us.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It was Harvey and the breakdown crane. Donald and Douglas were relieved. By morning, the lines were cleared. Donald and Douglas hurried off to the castle. Lord Callan's workers were waiting to unload the freight cars. Soon, the castle was decorated. The grand opening was a great sucess. Lord Callan was pleased.
  • Lord Callan: A splendid pair of engines.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And very useful.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Added Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Donald and Douglas: Och aye!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Agreed the twins.
  • (Bad Day At Castle Loch ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3:

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