Many years ago today, something grew inside of your mother.

That thing was You!


You! You! You! You!

Did she scream? Did she cry?

Only those that abort are the ones that get to die.

One more year goes circle dying.

Buy your lunch and go to school.

You have little time.

You're running out of life.

Happy Birthday.

You're gonna die!

Die! Die! Deathday. Birthday. Deathday. [repeat this line indefinitely]

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