- Narrator: One fine afternoon, Boober, Gobo, and Wembley went to a video shop. When Boober saw a 2007 Boober's Dream Golden Edition VHS, he went crazy!
- Boober: Can I have this VHS, guys? That's my very favorite.
- Gobo: No, Boober!
- Wembley: Never!! You have many videos at home!
- Boober: BUT I WANT IT!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
- Wembley: ENOUGH!!
- Gobo: STOP CRYING, BOOBER! YOU WILL DISTURB THE OWNER!
- Boober: I STILL WANT THE BOOBER'S DREAM VIDEO! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!
- Gobo and Wembley: YOU...MUST...DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
- Narrator: And so, Boober was dragged out of the shop. The next day...
- Boober: WOOOOWW!!! It's a 1994 Simba plush! Can I have it?! Because I really want the 2007 Boober's Dream Golden Edition VHS.
- Wembley: NO, BOOBER! AND IT'S A PHONY!!!!
- Gobo: Wembley's right. This plush really is a phony.
- Boober: But...but...bu--- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...!
- Gobo: KNOCK IT OFF, BOOBER!
- Boober: (slaps Gobo and Wembley very painfully) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WANT THAT SIMBA PLUSH!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
- Johnny Bravo: Hey! What are you doing?!?!
- Boober: STOP!!! I...HATE...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
- Bunny: I know! Let's put him in a box!
- Johnny: You're right, Bunny.
- Boober: Wha? WHA!? WHAAAA!?? WHAT AM I DOING IN A BOX?!?!
- Johnny: Because you are being arrested!
- Boober: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I DON'T WANNA BE ARRESTED!
- Bunny: Let's drop him off that cliff. Ready?
- Johnny: GOOOOOOO!!!
- Boober: Huh? (falls off the very tall and very high cliff) NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I DON'T WANNA BE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT! I DON'T WANNA! I DON'T WANNA!!! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Narrator: And so, Johnny, Bunny, Red, and Mokey watched the 2007 Boober's Dream Golden Edition VHS and played with the 1994 Simba plush. And the four friends watched Spongebob crying on TV.
- Spongebob: (crying) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I DON'T WANNA GROW UP! I DON'T WANNA BE AN ADULT! I WANNA BE A BABY AGAIN!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Gobo and Wembley have Ganon's voice when they say "YOU MUST DIE!"
Johnny and Bunny are not Boober's friends, but they're enemies.
January 28, 2012