Book of lee
Chapter 1 verse 1
And lo, Ted did appear to me in a dream...he said that all haters of any single worshipper of ted..for whatever reason, will have the almighty wrath of the one lord Ted thrust upon them, and the believers of Ted shall be mighty...
Chapter 1 verse 2
And the power I give you will be mighty..you must use all that you can to mentally destroy your enemies..Insulting them on youtube with amusing videos is mandatory. And when they break, you will know I am satisfied, for you shall feel my love..so speaketh the word of Ted