book of oral
chapter 1 verse 1
And Ted did stay in the hippy commune, and he did smoke much of the good weed. While he was there, there were many parties of intoxication and mind expansion. Much Oral sex was preformed. But Ted did come to a revalation, for Jesus did originally say that it was better to give then to recieve. But Ted did rethink this, and decided that Oral sex should be equally distrubed amoungst the male and female. Thus speaks Ted. ATed.