Book of suxorz
Chapter 1 verse 1
Ted was walking down one of the allay ways in the town of Queens.
He was confronted by a angel who proclaimed "Do you Do'ith Anal?".
Ted cried out to the angel "yes, yes, oh god yes", but the angel corrected him and said "oh TED yes".
Now, in fits of extascy you must cry the lord godjesuschristted's name in honour and glory.