Bridgette: "Oh, Jo, please, just try to calm down and tell us what happened."
Jo: "Well, you know my dog."
Bridgette: "Yes? the 1 you renamed Mr. Smudgy?"
Jo: "Yeah, well this time he's really gone and done it, I took the turkey outta the oven and he's lookin' at it like a pointer, and I thought That's kinda cute, when all of a sudden, he lunged, attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds."
Jo: "And now I don't have a turkey."
Leshawana: "Mr. Smudgy is a bad dog."
Jo: "From now on, his new name is Mr. Go Away."
Jo: "Oh, what am I gonna do? my niece and her husband are coming for dinner this evening."
Bridgette: "Oh, you know something?"
Bridgette: "There's a place in down town New Jersey that has pre cooked turkeys, and I'm sure they're open for at least another half an hour."
Jo: "Oh, I can't make it to down town New Jersey."
Brick: "Well you could if I took you there."
Jo: "You'd do that for me?"
Jo: "Oh, come on, let's go, time's a wastin'."