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Bug Day At The Fashion Academy of Milan is a Mr. Conductor Meets Maggie and Bianca Home Video focusing on bugs. It features six Thomas Stories in a Thomas Classics Series style.

Info

  • Join the gang for lots of bug fun, and many other things. Casts from A Bug's Life, Bee Movie, Carlos The Caterpillar and Hermie and Friends, as well as Fly Me To The Moon, are among the list.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Maggie and Bianca: Fashion Friends
  3. Pokemon (in the style of Puzzle League 1 and 2)
  4. Mucha Lucha
  5. Scooby-Doo
  6. Cardcaptors
  7. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  8. Tom and Jerry Tales
  9. Xiaolin Showdown
  10. Loonatics Unleashed
  11. Men In Black: The Series
  12. Static Shock
  13. Jackie Chan Adventures
  14. Totally Spies!
  15. X-Men: Evolution
  16. SWAT Kats
  17. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  18. Jumanji
  19. Animaniacs
  20. Detention
  21. Ozzy and Drix
  22. Phantom Investigators
  23. Generation O!
  24. Batman Beyond
  25. Captain N: The Game Master
  26. Back To The Future
  27. The Susie Feeble Show
  28. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  29. Hoop-a-Joop
  30. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
  31. I Was A Teenage It Girl
  32. Power Crystal Girls
  33. Soapin' Water
  34. Friends Forever
  35. Digimon
  36. Sonic X
  37. Kirby! Right Back At Ya
  38. Sailor Moon
  39. Shinzo
  40. The Red Ribbon
  41. Mermaid Melody
  42. Goldfish Warning!
  43. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  44. TMNT 2003
  45. Wedding Peach
  46. The Winx Club
  47. Flint The Time Detective
  48. Future Card Buddyfight
  49. Mew Mew Power
  50. Magical Doremi
  51. Turbo FAST
  52. Legend Quest
  53. Dragons
  54. Glitter Force
  55. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  56. Dawn of The Croods
  57. Kulipari: An Army of Frogs
  58. Buddy Thunderstruck
  59. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  60. The Replacements
  61. The Emperor's New School
  62. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
  63. Phineas and Ferb
  64. Accidentally Adventures
  65. Jeff and Taylor
  66. Zachary and The Vamp
  67. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  68. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  69. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  70. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  71. Gravity Falls
  72. Wander Over Yonder
  73. Rumor Has It
  74. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  75. Gummi Bears
  76. Timon and Pumbaa
  77. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  78. Milo Murphy's Law
  79. American Dragon: Jake Long
  80. The 7D
  81. Dave The Barbarian
  82. Pickle and Peanut
  83. Dexter's Laboratory
  84. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  85. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  86. The Powerpuff Girls
  87. Johnny Bravo
  88. The Clique
  89. The Dork Diaries
  90. Teen Hearts
  91. Cow and Chicken
  92. Adventure Time
  93. Mike, Lu and Og
  94. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
  95. Codename: Kids Next Door
  96. Ben 10
  97. The Secret Saturdays
  98. Generator Rex
  99. Regular Show
  100. The Dynamic Girls
  101. Mighty Magiswords
  102. Spellcaster High

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Goes Fishing
  2. Middle Engine
  3. Wrong Road
  4. The Runaway Elephant
  5. Toby and The Flood
  6. The Spotless Record

List of Music

  1. We Are Fashion Friends
  2. Americano
  3. Earth, Wind, Fire and Air (covered by Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls)
  4. Me and My Teddy (covered by Chelsea Winston)
  5. That Is His Business (covered by Mitchie O'Hara and Amethyst Giger)
  6. Faith (covered by Falkner)
  7. Rich Girl (covered by Rita Langley)
  8. Alone (covered by Miranda MacDonald and Charleigh Greene)
  9. I Only Wanna Be With You (covered by Mandi The Astounding)
  10. Finally Falling (covered by Leo and Marcella)
  11. Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts (covered by Bash Johnson)
  12. I Won't Forget You (covered by Alex Davis)
  13. All I Want (covered by Brad Buttowski)
  14. The Potiential Breakup Song (covered by Clarissa Hudson and Madeline Voorhees)
  15. Do You Really Wanna Play?

Trivia

  • List of Challenges: 6.
  • Kimiko's outfit from Judging Omi.
  • Guest appearances: Various.

Script

  • (We open this crossover with We Are Fashion Friends)
  • Chorus: To live this crazy life you gotta have some style You gotta show your talent baby 'n when things are not what they seem you gotta know what's real All I need is our Music and our band We are fashion friends We're living a dream Yeah, fashion friends Two girls and one passion Fashion, Music and friends We gonna rock the stage We are fashion friends A life on the catwalk Another crazy day Another fancy show You gotta keep it cool now baby 'n when things are not what they seem you gotta know what's real All I need is our Music and our band We are fashion friends We're living a dream Yeah, fashion friends Two girls and one passion Fashion, Music and friends We gonna rock the stage We are fashion friends A life on the catwalk You're the sweet, I'm the spice You sing low, I sing high Where would I be without you? You came and changed my life Face to face, side by side Where would I be without you? We are fashion friends.
  • (We soon find Maggie and the others at the Fashion Academy of Milan)
  • Maggie: This is it, guys!
  • Bianca: The moment you've all been waiting for!
  • Ash: A bug hunt!
  • Gary: Yeah!
  • Helen: Oh, Ah love ta make fun!
  • Sara: Zis is why we really see lots of bugs.
  • Keegan: And man, this is exciting!
  • Koji: Look, we've got bug company!
  • (Stars from Various bug shows and movies appear)
  • Flik and the gang: Hi, everyone!
  • (Misty and her friends see Flik and Barry waving at them and freak out)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna, and Vanessa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away in fear)
  • Whitney: Misty?
  • Ozzy: Mel?
  • Dexter: Lily?
  • White Shadow: Teodora?
  • Dipper: Brianna?
  • Susie: Vanessa?
  • Misty: It's Flik the Ant!
  • Mel: And Barry B. Benson!
  • Lily: They're both scary!
  • Teodora: And gross, too!
  • Brianna: What's worse is that they're trying to eat us!
  • Vanessa: (flailing her arms in a frenzied way) Everyone get rid of them right now!
  • Ralph: Ha! Trying to get rid of Flik and Barry?
  • Cole: What a joke!
  • (They laugh hysterically, but Mimi and Bonnie proceed to pound them to the ground at full force)
  • Ralph and Cole: AGH! Oh...
  • Randy: Whoa!
  • Howard: Now, that got them going.
  • Mimi: Ralph and Cole, keep your lame old mouths shut!
  • Bonnie: It's not funny!
  • (Octavia and Olivia sigh with embarrassment)
  • Rabbit: Girls, are you alright?
  • Principal Slimovitz: Can you tell us what has happened?
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna, and Vanessa: This isn't...a bug expedition, it's a torture chamber!
  • Penn: What?! A torture chamber?!
  • Boone: But that's impossible!
  • Jade: We know that Flik and Barry want to be friends with you.
  • Buena Girl: Besides, there's nothing to be scared of.
  • (Lexi punches Jade and Buena Girl away with a mallet, a la Ash Catches A Pokemon)
  • Lexi: (with a scary look) That's what you get for being careless you scrawny little cowards!
  • Senora Zapata: (also with a scary look) Yeah, senorita Lexi, you tell them!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna, and Vanessa growl loudly before losing it)
  • Misty: Don't you dare call us cowards!
  • Mel: We don't like Flik and Barry!
  • Lily: And we have to mean it!
  • Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: That's right!
  • Scooby: (blushing with embarrassment) Ruh, roh.
  • Jake: Aw, man!
  • Sylvester: (as both he and Tom face palm) Not this again!
  • Tigger: (to the viewers) I think we're in big trouble.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Girls, please calm down!
  • Rex: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3?
  • Noah: What are you guys doing in here?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just along for the bug hunt.
  • Mee Mee: Wow!
  • Lee Lee: Do you remind us of Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Lee Lee. He found a very fishy muddle. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Thomas Goes Fishing starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When Thomas puffed along his branch line, he always look forward to something special. The sight of the river. As they rumble over the bridge, he would see people fishing. Thomas often wanted to stay and watch, but his driver said...
  • Driver: No! What would Sir Topham Hatt say if we were late?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every time he met another engine he say...
  • Thomas: I want to fish.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But they all had the same answer.
  • James: Engines don't go fishing.
  • Thomas: Silly stick in the muds.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Thomas. One day, he stopped as usual to take him water at the station by the river. Out of order.
  • Thomas: Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'm thirsty.
  • Driver: Never mind.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We'll get some water from the river.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They found a bucket and some rope and went to the bridge. Then the driver left the bucket down to the water. The bucket was old and have five holes, so they had to fill it, pull it up, and empty it into Thomas' tank as quickly as they could several times over. They finished at last.
  • Thomas: That's good, that's good.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas and Annie and Clarabel ran happily behind. Suddenly, Thomas began to feel a pain in his boiler. Steam began to hiss with his safety valve in an alarming way.
  • Driver: There's too much steam!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Thomas: Oh dear!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Groaned Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'm going to burst! I'm going to burst!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They damped down his fire and struggled on.
  • Thomas: I've got such a pain, I've got such a pain!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas hissed. They stopped just outside the last station, uncoupled Annie and Clarabel and ran Thomas, who was still hissing fit to burst, on a siding right out of the way. Then, while the conductor telephoned for an engine inspector, the driver found notice in large letters, which he hung on Thomas in front and behind. Danger: Keep Away. Soon, the inspector and Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Inspector: Cheer up, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Inspector: We'll soon put you right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The driver told them what had happened.
  • Inspector: So the feed pipe is blocked.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the inspector.
  • Inspector: I'll just look in the tanks.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He climbed up and peered in, then he came down.
  • Inspector: Excuse me, sir, please look in the tank and tell me what you see.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly, inspector.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Topham Hatt. He clambered up, looked in and nearly fell off in surprise.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Inspector.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whispered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Can you see fish? Gracious goodness me! How did the fish get there, driver?
  • Driver: We must have fished them from the river with our bucket.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas' driver.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Thomas, so you and your driver had been fishing. But fish don't suit you. We must get them out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They all took turns and fishing into Thomas' tank while Sir Topham Hatt looked down and told them how to do it. When they had caught all the fish, they had a lovely picnic supper of fish and chips.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Mmm. That was good.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But fish don't suit you, Thomas, so you mustn't do it again.
  • Thomas: No, sir, I won't.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas sadly.
  • Thomas: Engines don't go fishing. It's too uncomfortable.
  • (Thomas Goes Fishing ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how fish can be very experienced.
  • Ace: I see.
  • Danger: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • Nausica: The Bug Pokemon are scattered all over the Fashion Academy of Milan.
  • Yuki: So you'd best be on the lookout!
  • Fred: Alright, gang, let's split up and hunt for every Bug Pokemon.
  • Terry: We're right with you, Fred!
  • (As they set off to their bug hunt, Team Rocket and Friends watch with scheme)
  • Jessie: Wow!
  • Cliff: They're headed for a bug hunt!
  • James: We'd say it's our job to steal every of them!
  • Lube: And bring these to Giovanni and Rancid Rabbit!
  • Meowth: We can be rich!
  • Shriek: And we know that!
  • Rascal: Too bad Misty and her friends are scared of Flik and Barry!
  • Ulric: Oh yeah!
  • Brooha: Sounds like magic spells for me!
  • Brute: This is going to be exciting!
  • Avalanche: I'm ready to rock the whole place apart!
  • Toad: I'll grub up the bugs for dinner!
  • Quicksilver: And go on a fast race with Rev Runner!
  • Scarlet Witch: Whatever.
  • Blob: Are we all set for action?
  • Nastina: (as she shows up) Certainly, Blob, and I have a feeling that we'll give it a shot!
  • Jessie and the others: Right you are!
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
  • (As we show a montage of everyone on a bug hunt, Americano plays)
  • Lady Gaga: I met a girl in east LA In floral shorts - as sweet as May She sang in eights in two Barrio chords We fell in love, but not in court La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la Manos- Manos- Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Mis canciones son de la revolución [my songs are of the revolution] Mi corazón me duele por mi generación [my heart hurts for my generation] If you love me, we can marry, on the west coast, On a Wednesday, en un verano, en agosto I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano I will fight for, I have fought for how I love you (La-la-la-la-la-la) I have cried for, I will die for how I care (La-la-la-la-la-la) In the mountains, las campanas están sonando (The bells are ringing) Todos los chicos (chicas), y los chicos (chicas) están besando [And the boys (girls), and the boys (girls) are kissing] I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your Americano (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and catch me, No! No! No! No! I'm living on the edge of, Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and get me, No! No! No! No! Don't you try to catch me, I'm living on the edge of the law, law, law, law.
  • (Americano ends as we go to Ash and his Pikachu in a full marathon trial)
  • Ash: This is it, Pikachu. We're ready to rumble!
  • Pikachu: Pikachu!
  • (But then, he suddenly collides with Di Lung)
  • Di Lung: (angrily) Watch where you're going, you fool!
  • Ash: (snapping back) Hey, don't you dare call me that!
  • (Rebecca Norman and the Hex Girls arrive)
  • Rebecca: What's wrong, Ash?
  • Thorn: Are you alright?
  • Ash: Di Lung called me a fool! He should be sorry for what he did!
  • Di Lung: I don't think so! I'm never saying sorry!
  • Nat: Not for long, folks.
  • (As the rest of the gang arrive, they turn around)
  • Wander: Those voices!
  • Lord Hater: We've recognized them!
  • (It was Nat, I.Q. and Scooter)
  • Nat: It's been a long time.
  • Milo: And a pleasure, too!
  • Sara: The talent show will begin in a few minutes!
  • I.Q.: Of course!
  • Scooter: You're psyched to go for it!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: How many songs do we have?
  • Roxanne: About twelve!
  • Josie: You'll like it, huh?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Good.
  • Theresa: I couldn't agree more.
  • Debbie: Do you remind us of 'Arry and Bert?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Debbie Kang. They're diesels who made trouble around. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Middle Engine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt's engines love their work. Gordon likes pulling the express, Thomas likes his branch line and Percy likes taking the mail. But none of them likes being a middle engine. It's no fun being stuck in a middle. One morning, Percy was cheerfully collecting coal cars in the smelter's yards, where 'Arry and Bert worked. They like to play tricks on steam engines. Percy didn't want to fall for their tricks again. But before he knew it, he was stuck in the middle.
  • Percy: Oh, Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Percy crossly.
  • 'Arry: Little green piggy in the middle!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: 'Arry teased. Percy's driver was cross. With coal cars in front and coal cars behind, Percy had to go slower. James was in the yards when Percy was steamed slowly by.
  • James: Ha, ha! It's Pokey Percy!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James laughed.
  • Percy: You wouldn't be laughing if you were stuck in the middle.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy fumed. And he fumed all the way to the coaling plant. One by one, he shunted the coal cars onto the tipper's loading ramp and the coal was unloaded. Percy was not allowed to cross the loading ramp until the tipper had been turned off. It was against the rules. But as soon as his driver and fireman left, there was trouble. Henry arrived to pick up coal. He bumped into the coal cars and the coal cars bumped into Percy. Percy was pushed onto the loading ramp.
  • Percy: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy. Percy was hoist it up, tipped over and brought back down again. After Percy was load back down to the ground, the manager was very cross.
  • Manager: You have caused confusion and delay!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Manager: I'll have to report this to Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That night, Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Percy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm very disappointed you, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You know it's against the rules to go on to the tipper's loading ramp.
  • Percy: Sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy said sadly.
  • Percy: But it wasn't my fault. It's because those diesels made me a middle engine.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Never the less, you will shunt freight cars in the yard until I can get to the bottom of this.
  • James: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James, thinking that he can hear.
  • James: I can handle those diesels with bent buffers and a busted boiler!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Then you will do Percy's run in the smelter.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James. The next day, James arrived at the smelter. He was determined to be tricked by 'Arry and Bert.
  • 'Arry: Hello, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oosed 'Arry.
  • 'Arry: Come to learn a thing or two from those who know?
  • James: Just get my freight cars ready and stay out of my way.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James importantly.
  • Bert: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bert chimed gricely. James cheerfully backed up to his freight cars. He was certain he had fooled 'Arry and Bert but he was wrong.
  • 'Arry: Little red piggy in the middle!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chortled 'Arry
  • Bert: Just like Percy!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Jeered Bert.
  • James: I am not like Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed James.
  • James: I am not a middle engine and I am not moving.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he didn't. When Sir Topham Hatt heard the news he sent Percy to fetch James. This made Percy happy. He buffered up to James and took him along with all the freight cars to the docks.
  • Manager: Right on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the manager.
  • Manager: But what does that big red engine doing in the middle?
  • Percy: Learning.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy replied.
  • Manager: Learning what?
  • Percy: Learning to be a middle engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy laughed. James covered himself in steam hoping no one would recognize him, but it was good. It was only big red engine on the island and everyone knows his name is James!
  • (Middle Engine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So please remind us to avoid going onto the tipper's loading ramp, got it?
  • Candy Chiu: We accept.
  • Grenda: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • Ash: Can I go first? Please?
  • Rebecca: Of course you can!
  • Thorn: The show's just started!
  • (As everyone heads for the talent show, Misty and her friends sadly watch)
  • Misty: Lexi and Senora Zapata were right about our scrawny cowardice.
  • Mel: And our carelessness, too.
  • Lily: But sometimes, we do hurt Flik and Barry's feelings with our fear of bugs.
  • Teodora: Maybe we can think of other animals that won't make harm to us.
  • Brianna: Hope so.
  • Vanessa: (seeing Julie, Theresa, Ann and Jonny K. passing by) And who are these guys?
  • Jonny K.: (placing the camera by his shaded glasses) And action!
  • Julie: This is Julie Kane reporting for YTV News, and at my side are Theresa Radcliffe and Ann Gora.
  • Theresa: We are coming live at the Fashion Academy of Milan, where twelve songs are to be held.
  • Ann: So, without further ado, here are your hosts, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong enter the stage for a speech)
  • Donkey Kong: Thank you, and welcome to the annual Milan Talent Show!
  • Diddy Kong: We are so proud of how Bug Day is a success!
  • Uncle Jonathan: This is the best holiday ever, eh, Nora?
  • Aunt Nora: Indeed!
  • Donkey Kong: In our first act is Earth, Wind, Fire, and Air.
  • Diddy Kong: Covered by Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls perform Earth, Wind, Fire, and Air)
  • Ash, Rebecca, and the Hex Girls: (singing together) Earth, wind, fire, and air We may look bad But we don't care We ride the wind We feel the fire, To love the earth is our one desire (to love the earth is our one desire) Love the earth It's only fair It's one big earth That we must share We love the earth With all our fire It's in our souls Our one desire Earth, wind, fire, and air We may look bad But we don't care We ride the wind We feel the fire To love the earth is our one desire (to love the earth is our one desire) Nature is a precious gift It will make your spirits lift Love the earth with your fire It's in your soul Your one desire Earth, wind, fire, and air We may look bad But we don't care We ride the wind We feel the fire To love the earth is our one desire To love the earth is our one desire.
  • (Earth, Wind, Fire and Air ends)
  • Ash: Woo! We've done it!
  • Rebecca: That was great!
  • Sakura: So that's why Ash made his concert!
  • Madison: Exactly!
  • Donkey Kong: Our second song is a Barney and Friends classic, Me and My Teddy.
  • Diddy Kong: Covered by Chelsea Winston herself.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Chelsea, sitting on a chair and holding Mr. Lovable by her arms, performs Me and My Teddy)
  • Chelsea: Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one.
  • (She gets up from the chair and dances along with Mr. Lovable)
  • Chelsea: Me and my teddy Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one.
  • (She twirls Mr. Lovable)
  • Chelsea: Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark. 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool. That's cool!
  • (Me and My Teddy ends as Chelsea delivers a finishing curtsy)
  • Chelsea: (hugging Mr. Lovable) Oh, I love you so much!
  • Nelson: (as he arrives) Chelsea, good to meet you!
  • Chelsea: Ah, Nelson. I've been addicted to music.
  • Nelson: So that's why you have a stuffed bear.
  • Chelsea: Uh huh.
  • Donkey Kong: In our third act is That Is His Business!
  • Diddy Kong: A Mariachi song by Mitchie O'Hara and Amethyst Giger!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Mitchie and Amethyst, dressed in Skills USA uniforms, perform That Is His Business, with the Mariachi band playing their instruments in the background)
  • Mitchie: (singing the first verse) They ask me that if we are lovers. That if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend ....
  • Amethyst: (singing the second verse) That they have never seen him. Because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ...
  • Both: We just know that we're in love with them, and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*)
  • (Mariachi interlude)
  • Mitchie: That they have never seen them. Because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ...
  • Amethyst: Even if you don't believe it we're going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ...
  • Both: We just know that we're in love with them, and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends as Mitchie and Amethyst make their finishing curtsy)
  • Mitchie: (as she and Amethyst throw off their high heels) We did it, Amethyst!
  • Amethyst: That was fun!
  • Scott: (as he and Arnold arrive) Yo, Mitch! Good to see you!
  • Arnold: Nicely done for singing, Amethyst!
  • Mitchie and Amethyst: (both heart-eyed) Scott and Arnold!
  • Scott: (as he hands Mitchie the bouquet of flowers) Here's a nice gift.
  • Mitchie: (sniffs them) Thank you!
  • Arnold: (as he hands Amethyst the diamond ring) Shall I place the ring?
  • Amethyst: Sure, go ahead,
  • (Arnold slips the ring on Amethyst's finger)
  • Scott: How'd you like it?
  • Arnold: Did you know about Mariachi?
  • Mitchie: Of course!
  • Amethyst: We've been practicing for years, aren't we?
  • Brody and Cole: (stunned in unison) The shame!
  • (They both fall to their knees on the floor in shame, but it isn't long before Gonger, a resident of the Furchester Hotel, smacks his signature gong, and the Tea Time Monsters appear a few minutes later)
  • A Tea Time Monster: Story time!
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Great!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Now, we're talking!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: I remember Gordon taking the wrong line by accident.
  • (He blows his whistle and Wrong Road starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas' branch line is important and so is Edward. But their tracks and bridges are not so strong as those on the main line. Sir Topham Hatt does not allow the heavier main line engines like Gordon to run on them. But one day, the way Gordon was talking, he would have tought Sir Topham Hatt had given this order for quite another reason.
  • Gordon: It's not fair!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon.
  • Edward: What isn't fair?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Edward.
  • Gordon: Letting branch line diesels pull main line trains.
  • Edward: Never mind, Gordon. I'm sure BoCo will let you pull his freight cars sometimes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon spluttered.
  • Gordon: I wont pull BoCo's dirty cars. I wont run on branch lines.
  • Edward: Why not it will be a nice change.
  • Gordon: Sir Topham Hatt would never approve.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Gordon.
  • Gordon: Branch lines are vulgar.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon puffed away. Edward chuckled and followed him to the station. Every evening the two engines pulled two fast trains from the station. Gordon always leaves first with an express for the main line. Edward follows five minutes later with his train for the branch line. Usually everything runs like clockwork. But tonight there was trouble. A Lady in a green floppy hat was saying goodbye to a friend. It was nearly time for Gordon to start. The fireman looked back towards the conductor's van and saw something green waving.
  • Gordon's Fireman: Right away, mate!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought the conductor had waved his flag. Gordon started. Leaving luggage, his passengers and the conductor all standing on the platform. Everyone was very surprised and cross. To make matters worse, by the time Gordon had been stopped and brought back, Edward was already late with his train. So now, he set off first. But the signalman at the junction wasn't told about the change. By mistake, he sent Edward along the main line. Gordon was sent along the branch and arrived cold and cross on one of the sidings near the harbour. Next morning, Bill and Ben peeped into the yard. There were no cars for them but they didn't mind that. Teasing Gordon will be much better fun.
  • Bill: What's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Bill?
  • Ben: Sheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Ben.
  • Ben: It's Gordon.
  • Bill: It looks like Gordon but it can't be. Gordon never comes on the branch lines. He thinks they're vulgar.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon pretended he hadn't heard.
  • Ben: If it isn't Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Ben.
  • Ben: It's just a pile of Old Iron.
  • Bill: Which we better take it to the scrapyard.
  • Ben: No Bill, this blocks used for scrap we'll take it to the harbour and dump it in the sea.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was alarmed.
  • Gordon: I am Gordon. Stop, stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When BoCo suddenly arrived, Gordon thought him the most beautiful sight he had ever been.
  • Gordon: BoCo, my dear engine, save me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: BoCo quickly sized up the situation and threathened to take away the cars he brought for Bill and Ben. This made the twins behave at once. Gordon tought BoCo was wonderful.
  • Gordon: Those little demons. How do you do it?
  • BoCo: Ah well.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said BoCo.
  • BoCo: It's just a knack.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon still believed that BoCo saved his life. But he knows the twins were only teasing. Don't we?
  • (Wrong Road ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Gordon took the wrong line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whoa!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That's gonna happen!
  • Donkey Kong: In our fourth act is George Michael's Faith!
  • Diddy Kong: Covered by Falkner, the Violet Gym Leader!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Falkner, dressed as the late George Michael, sings Faith, while playing with his guitar)
  • Falkner: (in George Michael's voice) Well I guess it would be nice. If I could touch your body I know not everybody Has got a body like you But I've got to think twice Before I give my heart away And I know all the games you play Because I play them too Oh but I Need some time off from that emotion Time to pick my heart up off the floor And when that love comes down Without devotion Well it takes a strong man baby But I'm showing you the door 'Cause I gotta have faith.... Baby I know you're asking me to stay Say please, please, please, don't go away You say I'm giving you the blues Maybe You mean every word you say Can't help but think of yesterday And another who tied me down to loverboy rules Before this river Becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh baby I reconsider My foolish notion Well I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more Yes I've got to have faith....
  • (Faith ends)
  • Falkner: I made it!
  • Miki: (as she arrives) Falkner, you won!
  • Falkner: Miki, it's you!
  • Miki: I've heard about all late singers!
  • Falkner: Ah, that's nice!
  • Donkey Kong: In our fifth act is Gwen Stefani's Rich Girl.
  • Diddy Kong: Covered by Rita Langley herself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Rita, dressed as Gwen Stefani sings Rich Girl)
  • Rita: (in Gwen Stefani's voice) Na na na na na na, If I was a rich girl ( See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl. Think what that money could bring I'd buy everything Clean out Vivienne Westwood In my Galliano gown No, wouldn't just have one hood A Hollywood mansion if I could Please book me first class to my fancy house in London town All the riches baby, won't mean anything All the riches baby, bring what your love can bring All the riches baby, won't mean anything Don't need no other baby Your lovin' is better than gold and I know If I was rich girl (na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na nah) See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl I'd get me four Harajuku girls to Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names Love, Angel, Music, Baby Hurry up and come and save me. All the riches baby, won't mean anything All the riches baby, bring what your love can bring All the riches baby, won't mean anything Don't need no other baby Your lovin' is better than gold and I know Come together all over the world From the hoods of japan Harajuku girls What? It's all love What? Give it up What? (shouldn't matter) [x4] What? Come together all over the world From the hoods of japan Harajuku girls What? It's all the love What? Give it up What? (shouldn't matter) What happened to my life? Turned up side down Chicks that blew ya mind, ding, it's the second round Original track and ting You know you can't buy these things See Stefani and her L.A.M.B I rock the fetish people you know who I am. Yes ma'am, we got the style that's wicked I hope you can all keep up We climbed all the way from the bottom to the top now we ain't gettin' nothing but love If I was rich girl (na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na nah) See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl.
  • (Rich Girl ends as Rita delivers a finishing curtsy)
  • Rita: Thanks a lot!
  • Sylvester: (as he arrives) Yo, Rita!
  • Rita: Yes, Sylvester?
  • Sylvester: (as he hands Rita the bouquet of flowers) Here's a reward for you!
  • Rita: Wow!
  • Sylvester: And a kiss, too!
  • (He kisses her on the cheek, making her blush)
  • Rita: That's good.
  • Donkey Kong: Our sixth act is what I call Alone.
  • Diddy Kong: Covered by Miranda MacDonald and Charleigh Greene!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Miranda and Charleigh, dressed as the Wilson Sisters, perform Alone)
  • Miranda and Charleigh: (singing in Wilson Sister voices) I hear the ticking of the clock I'm lying here the room's pitch dark I wonder where you are tonight No answer on the telephone And the night goes by so very slow Oh I hope that it won't end though Alone Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone You don't know how long I have wanted To touch your lips and hold you tight, oh You don't know how long I have waited And I was going to tell you tonight But the secret is still my own And my love for you is still unknown Alone Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone Alone, alone.
  • (Alone ends)
  • Miranda: (blows a kiss) Thank you, folks!
  • Charleigh: Come again soon!
  • Herbert: (as he and Louie arrive) Yo, girls!
  • Louie: Did you like it?
  • Miranda and Charleigh: (both heart-eyed) It's both Herb and Louie!
  • Herbert: (grabbing Miranda's hands) Your voice is terrific!
  • Miranda: Ah, yes.
  • Louie: (grabbing Charleigh's hands) You've even had perfect timings.
  • Charleigh: I know.
  • (Gonger smacks the gong again)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Another gong smack for our friend.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Looks like we're setting our sights together.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: I remember Duncan's wild ride with a statue of an elephant.
  • (He blows his whistle and The Runaway Elephant starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The engines on the Island of Sodor were excited. A new park was being built. Everyone was working hard to get the job finished on time. Duncan was feeling impatient.
  • Duncan: Get a move on slow coach.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He puffed crossly to Rusty.
  • Duncan: You're so slow I finished first.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He boasted to Skarloey. Skarloey was cross. A little later, he met Rusty at the new park station.
  • Skarloey: Duncan thinks he's fast.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Skarloey steamed.
  • Skarloey: But he's just a bossy boiler.
  • Rusty: Better safe and fast.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rusty agreed. Duncan drove into the station. He was all puffed up and pleased with himself.
  • Duncan: I've finished first.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He wheeshed proudly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: In that case.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I got another job for you. You are to collect the elephant from the sidings and take it to the park.
  • Duncan: Yes, sir!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Duncan.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: This elephant is very important. You must be very careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: When Duncan saw the elephant, he was surprised.
  • Duncan: Why it's only a statue.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said.
  • Duncan: This is an easy job.
  • Stationmaster: You must wait for the brakevan.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the stationmaster.
  • Stationmaster: The statue is very heavy.
  • Duncan: Nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Duncan to his driver.
  • Duncan: I pushed heavier loads than this plenty of time.
  • Duncan's Driver: Let's go, Duncan.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
  • Duncan's Driver: But we must be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So they left, but without the brakevan. But Duncan wasn't careful. He was impatient.
  • Duncan: We'll show them how fast i can be.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Duncan whistled.
  • Duncan: We'll deliver this statue and i'll still finish first.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Duncan started to speed up. Soon, Duncan was going as fast as his wheels could carry him. His driver was starting to worry. So he tried to brake. But Duncan was out of control. He was scared. He had never gone this fast. People waved and cars tooted as Duncan sped by. Suddenly, a tractor trundled across Duncan's line.
  • Duncan's Driver: Look out!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Shouted his driver.
  • Rusty: Slow down, slow down!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whistled Rusty.
  • Duncan: I can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Duncan cried as he shot past.
  • Duncan: Whoa!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Elephant park loomed ahead. Duncan's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. The statue flew into the air and landed in the lake. Luckily, nobody was hurt. In no time, Sir Topham Hatt arrived. He was cross.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I told you to be careful. You shouldn't waited for the brakevan.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said sternly.
  • Duncan: I'm sorry, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Mumbled Duncan. He felt very embarrassed. Duncan was repaired again in time for the grand opening. He was still surprised to see the elephant standing in the lake.
  • Lady Hatt: Everyone loves the elephant in the lake.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Lady Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Even if it was a mistake.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Added Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Engines: Hooray for Duncan's mistake!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cheered the engines. Duncan blushed and went a deep shade red.
  • (The Runaway Elephant ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how a plain speaking engine would always wind up in a muddle.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gosh.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We are sorry that he got punished.
  • Donkey Kong: In our seventh act is I Only Wanna Be With You!
  • Diddy Kong: Covered by Mandi the Astounding!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Mandi, dressed as Darius Rucker, performs I Only Wanna Be With You)
  • Mandi: (singing in Rucker's voice) You and me We come from different worlds You like to laugh at me When I look at other girls Sometimes you’re crazy And you wonder why I’m such a baby 'Cause the dolphins make me cry Well there's nothing I can do I've been looking for a girl like you You look at me You got nothing left to say I'm gonna pout at you until I get my way I wont dance, you wont sing I just wanna love you But you wanna wear my ring Well there’s nothing I can do I only wanna be with you You can call me a fool I only wanna be with you Put on a little Dylan Sitting on a fence I say that line is great You ask me what it meant by “Said I shot a man named Gray Took his wife to Italy She inherited a million bucks And when she died it came to me I can’t help it if I’m lucky” I only wanna be with you Ain’t Bobby so cool I only wanna be with you Yeah I’m tangled up and blue I only wanna be with you You can call me a fool I only wanna be with you Sometimes I wonder If it'll ever end You get so mad at me When I go out with my friends Sometimes you’re crazy And you wonder why I’m such a baby yeah The dolphins make me cry Well there’s nothing I can do I only wanna be with you You can call me a fool I only wanna be with you Yeah I’m tangled up and blue I only wanna be with you I only wanna be with you I only wanna be with you I only wanna be with you.
  • (I Only Wanna Be With You ends)
  • Mandi: Who's astounding now?
  • Tyra: (as she arrives) Yo, Mandi.
  • Mandi: Oh, it's you.
  • Tyra: Here's a nice surprise for you!
  • (She kisses him on the cheek)
  • Mandi: Ah, thanks.
  • Donkey Kong: Our eighth act is Finally Falling.
  • Diddy Kong: Sung by Legend Quest members Leo San Juan and Marcella!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Leo and Marcella, dressed as Beck and Tori, sing Finally Falling)
  • Marcella: (in Tori's voice) Suddenly, my choice is clear. I knew when only you and I were standing here.
  • Leo: (in Beck's voice) And beautiful is all I see.
  • Leo and Marcella: It's only you. I know it's true. It has to be.
  • Marcella: That money isn't worth a thing, If you didn't earn it, you don't deserve it. True love doesn't cost a thing And if you try to buy it, you can't return it.
  • Background Singers: No, no, oh, oh!
  • Leo: Your friends are doing all the same things And my friends say, "Look at what you're wasting!"
  • Leo and Marcella: Well, it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling! Finally falling, falling!
  • Marcella: I don't need all the finer things, Diamond rings and nothing. So show me something. 'Cause love is all I need, All I ever wanted. And now I've got it.
  • Background Singers: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
  • Marcella: My friends are wondering what you're thinking! And your friends ‒ they probably think the same thing!
  • Leo and Marcella: But it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
  • Marcella: If you can't find love when you're in it Just forget it. It would change your mind once you get it. Don't you get it? 'Cause we did it. Yeah, we did it. Well, we did it.
  • Leo and Marcella: Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
  • (Finally Falling ends as Leo and Marcella deliver the final pose)
  • Leo: Marcella, my lady, may I have this kiss?
  • Marcella: Sure thing.
  • (Leo dips Marcella and they both kiss together, leaving Teodora enraged)
  • Teodora: Oh, that Leo! I'LL SHOW YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (She tries to charge toward Leo, but eventually, Zuzu pounds her to the ground with her signature fan)
  • Zuzu: (snapping back) Just don't get mad with Leo!
  • Teodora: (dazed and swirly eyed) Oh....
  • Donkey Kong: Our ninth act is Less Than Jake's Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts.
  • Diddy Kong: As covered by Bash Johnson and the Bros!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Bash and the Bros, dressed as Less Than Jake, perform Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts, with Bash leading off)
  • Bash: (in Chris Demakes' voice) Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows but is that is that enough or is (it) that we're not punk enough or is (it) that you think ska just sucks (but) Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus:] Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny Quest thinks we're sellin' out, (we're) sellin' out, yeah Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny, yeah Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows does it matter that you see our shirts besides going to school and going to work or that you think that ska just sucks Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus x2] (He thinks we're sellin' out sellin' out [x5] yeah sellin' out [x6] yeah)
  • (Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts ends)
  • Bash: Woo! I'm telling Hannibal and Marci!
  • Betty: And here's a surprise for you!
  • (She blows a kiss on him)
  • Bash: (with an "I Love You" imprint on his cheek) Yeah, Betty, you rule!
  • Randy: What the juice is wrong with Bash?!
  • Sophia: Probably being a junior.
  • (Gonger hits the gong third time)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Our third gong hit!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Yeah.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That reminds me of Toby and the storm.
  • (He blows his whistle and Toby and The Flood starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It had been raining hard for weeks. Toby was feeling miserable. Everywhere was wet, wet, wet. His branch line runs to a village. The water and the river had risen with the rain. Only the great wall known as a dam was stopping the water from overflowing. Percy arrived just as Toby was about to inspect the dam for any damage.
  • Percy: Driver tells me it may be dangerous up there. Please be careful, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Toby: I'll try.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Toby bravely. Percy watched anxiously as Toby trundled away. His journey took him over a wooden bridge at the end of the village. The river surged dangerously beneath it. Harold the Helicopter was inspecting the dam as Toby arrived.
  • Toby's Driver: Be brave Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his Driver.
  • Toby's Driver: We had to cross to the other side.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The dam did not look safe at all. Toby was very worried. Soon, he knew why.
  • Toby's Driver: The dam's breaking up! We must warn everyone!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby shunted back as fast as his wheels would let him. Percy was waiting anxiously for Toby by the bridge. The river had risen so high that the bridge was in danger of collapsing.
  • Toby's Driver: The dam's breaking up. We must find high ground.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted Toby's driver.
  • Percy: Your only chance is to cross the bridge.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Percy.
  • Toby: It doesn't look safe to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed Toby.
  • Toby's Driver: It's our only chance.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: If the dam breaks, we'll be done for!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby was halfway across the bridge when disaster struck.
  • (The dam breaks apart)
  • Toby: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Toby.
  • Percy's Driver: We'll follow him on our line. It needs the river further down.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: As Toby floated helplessly on the floodwaters, they passed a sign that made them shudder: Beware The Waterfall.
  • Toby's Driver: If we go over that waterfall, we're doomed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then they saw Harold who swopped low and shouted urgently to them.
  • Harold: We're going to drop a rope to you. Attach it to yourself, quickly now!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And they did, to one of Toby's buffers. Just then, Percy arrived. Harold flew over to him.
  • Harold: Catch a rope and pull Toby to safety!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called. Toby was safe at last. When the floods were over and the dam mended, the villagers had a big party for Toby, hosted by Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You were very brave, Toby.
  • Toby: Thanks to Harold.
  • Percy: I could never been so brave, Toby.
  • Toby: Oh, I'm sure you would be, but you never know till you tried.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy rather hope he never had to.
  • (Toby and The Flood ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how an old fashioned tram engine can face the storm.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wow.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We love it!
  • Donkey Kong: Our tenth act is Poison's I Wont Forget You.
  • Diddy Kong: Covered by Alex Davis of Cherrygrove City!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Alex Davis, dressed as Bret Michaels, sings I Won't Forget You)
  • Alex Davis: (in Bret Michaels' voice) Late at night I close my eyes And think of how things could have been And when I look back I remember some words you had said to me It's better to have lost at love Then never to have loved at all I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I could I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I should, yeah Sometimes in my head I can still see pictures of you And I laugh to myself When I think of all those crazy things that we used to do Although miles come between us Just between you and me I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I could I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I should, yeah I should let you fade away But that just wouldn't be me Oh, baby Although miles come between us Just between you and me I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I could I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I should, yeah I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you)
    Memories slowly fade I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) And all the plans we made I won't forget you baby.
  • (I Won't Forget You ends)
  • Alex Davis: Woo! I'm number one!
  • Chigusa: (as she arrives) Alex, you're here!
  • Alex Davis: Ah, Chigusa. You saw me on TV.
  • Chigusa: I know, Alex. This is how you're like a Poison fan.
  • Alex Davis: Absolutely.
  • Donkey Kong: Our eleventh act is The Offspring's All I Want.
  • Diddy Kong: Sung by Brad Buttowski herself.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Brad, dressed as Dexter Holland, sings All I Want, with Horace and Pantsy rocking with their rock instruments in the background)
  • Brad: (in Dexter Holland's voice) Okay Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya Day after day your home life's a wreck The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get no respect, you get no relief You gotta speak up and yell out your piece. So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya How many times is it gonna take Till someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool, you feel like a lie You've played by their rules, now it's their turn to try So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want. I said it before I'll say it again If you could just listen Then it might make sense So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
  • (All I Want ends)
  • Brad: Woo! I'm number one!
  • Fiona: Well done, Bradley!
  • Brad: Share a kiss?
  • Fiona: (as she applying her lipstick) Surely.
  • (They both kiss together)
  • Brittney: (as she pulls out a red marker, furiously) Oh, you're going to pay!
  • (Mackenzie slaps her right in the cheek)
  • Mackenzie: Shut up, you idiot!
  • (Brittney drops a red marker and starts crying like a little girl)
  • Chloe: Mackenzie, look what has happened!
  • Arlene: Say you're sorry to Brittney this very instant!
  • Mackenzie: (dismissively) Humph! I don't want a mere excuse for this!
  • Donkey Kong: Closing the act is Aly and A.J.'s The Potential Breakup Song.
  • Diddy Kong: As covered by Clarissa Hudson and Madeline Voorhees.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Clarissa and Madeline, dressed as Aly and A.J., sing The Potential Breakup Song)
  • Clarissa and Madeline: (in Aly and A.J. voices) La la la la la la la la la la la la It took too long It took too long It took too long for you to call back. And normally I would just forget that Except for the fact it was my birthday My stupid birthday I played along I played along I played along Rolled right off my back But obviously my armor was cracked What kind of a boyfriend would forget that? Who would forget that? The type of guy who doesn’t see What he has until she leaves Don’t let me go. Cause without me, you know you’re lost Wise up now or pay the cost Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me We got along We got along We got along until you did that Now all I want is just my stuff back Do you get that? Let me repeat that I want my stuff back You can send it in a box I don’t care just drop it off I won’t be home. Cause without me, you know you’re lost Minus you I’m better off Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ to me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me You can try, you can try You know I know it’d be a lie Without me you’re gonna die So you better think clearly, clearly Before you nearly, nearly Mess up the situation that you're gonna miss dearly, dearly. C’mon You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no) Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ (no, no, no, no) Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no, no, no, no) Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me This is the potential make-up song Please just admit you’re wrong Which will it be? Which will it be?
  • (The Potential Breakup Song ends)
  • Clarissa: Woo! We won!
  • Madeline: It was so nice of this.
  • Robert: (as he and Bobby arrive) Yo, Clarissa, what's up?
  • Bobby: I'm hearing about your nice voice, Madeline.
  • Clarissa and Madeline: (both heart-eyed) Robert and Bobby. Ah.
  • Robert: (as he grabs Clarissa's hand and kneels down) I'm here to congratulate you.
  • (He kisses her hand)
  • Clarissa: Just perfect.
  • Bobby: (as he hands Madeline a rose) There's a nice gift for you.
  • Madeline: (sniffs it) You're the best!
  • Bobby: I am.
  • (Gonger delivers one last Gong smack)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Our last adventure!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Great!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: I remember the time Arthur came to the Island of Sodor.
  • (He blows his whistle and The Spotless Record starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: A brand new tank engine was racing across the Island of Sodor. He was very excited and he didn't want to be late.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Right on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas and Percy looked at the big tank engine. He was very impressive.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: This is Arthur.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: He's here to shunt freight cars and pull freight.
  • Arthur: Nice to meet you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur puffed politely.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And he's got a spotless record.
  • Percy: What's a spotless record?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whispered Percy.
  • Thomas: It means he's never been naughty or made a mess.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Thomas. The three engines were soon at work. Thomas and Percy were bumping freight cars. They knew this was naughty but they were having fun.
  • Thomas: Join in, Arthur.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Arthur: No thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wheesed the new engine. He'd never been naughty before. Arthur's first job was to push the train load of fruit to market. The troublesome trucks started to sing.
  • Trucks: Root, toot, toot, we want to go, the fruit's going off cause you're too slow!
  • Arthur: How rude.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Arthur. This gave Thomas a naughty idea.
  • Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt doesn't like the troublesome trucks singing.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: You must stop them.
  • Arthur: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Arthur.
  • Arthur: I will.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur was glad he could keep the troublesome trucks in order.
  • Thomas: They'll never stop the trucks from singing.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Laughed Thomas. Arthur chuffed cheerfully through the countryside. Soon the troublesome trucks started singing again.
  • Trucks: Chat, chat, chat, you're tough enough, but you're so rusty, you can even puff!
  • Arthur: Stop singing!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Arthur.
  • Arthur: Trucks should do as they are telling.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The Troublesome Trucks were cross. If they can't sing, they will teach Arthur a lesson instead.
  • Trucks: We'll show him!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: They giggled.
  • Trucks: You can't push us around!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur struggled over bridges and he huffed and puffed through tunnels. He came over the top of a big hill.
  • Trucks: You can't catch us!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Laughed the Troublesome Trucks.
  • Trucks: Whee-hee-hee!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: But there was trouble ahead. Duck had stopped in the crossing at the bottom of the hill. Arthur's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late! Squash fruit flew everywhere! Arthur was upset. His spotless record was ruined.
  • Thomas: Oh, Arthur, what a mess!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Thomas. Sir Topham Hatt was very annyoed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What happened here?
  • Arthur: The troublesome trucks were singing. I told them to stop but they made me go too fast.
  • Thomas: Please, sir, it's my fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Thomas told Sir Topham Hatt what he had done.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Arthur, it's um... fruitless for me to say more. Ahem. But Thomas, you must clear this mess.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Harvey arrived the breakdown crane. He could see there's a lot of work to be done. Everyone worked hard and Thomas took the loaded trucks away. That evening, Arthur was having his squashed fruit cleaned out of his funnel.
  • Arthur: Hello, Thomas.
  • Thomas: Arthur, I'm sorry I played a trick on you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
  • Arthur: Thanks for owning up to it.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Arthur.
  • Thomas: Maybe spotless records are meant to be broken.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Smiled Thomas.
  • Arthur: And then mended again.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Finished Arthur.
  • Arthur: Just like friendships.
  • (The Spotless Record ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Arthur learned to be reliable.
  • Mr. Conductors 1 and 2: Wow.
  • Donkey Kong: And this year's winner goes to...
  • (Diddy looks at the results)
  • Diddy Kong: Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town!
  • Ash: All Right!
  • Mel: WHAT?!?!
  • Meilin: It can't be!
  • Malinda: Oh, you are so in for it now!
  • Teodora: Why me, why me?!
  • Rikochet: Well done, Ash!
  • Kevin: That was great!
  • Marty: Your mom is going to be proud of you!
  • Ash: Ah, thanks.
  • (But suddenly, Jigglypuff appears)
  • Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!
  • (Everyone gasps)
  • Ash: Blast my head!
  • Rikochet, Kevin, and Marty: Jigglypuff?!
  • (Jigglypuff pulls out a microphone)
  • Honey: It's about to sing!
  • Harold: No, no, no! Not the lullaby!
  • (But Jigglypuff has begun to sing and puts everyone under a sleepy spell)
  • Chance: (drowsy) Well, Jake, this nap is for us.
  • Jake: (also drowsy) You're right, Chance.
  • (Everyone falls asleep to the ground, including Maggie, her friends, the Bug stars, Donkey and Diddy Kong, The Newswomen, the Conductors, Jonny K. and Gonger)
  • Jigglypuff: (stops singing) Puff?
  • (Everyone has fallen asleep while in a long long snooze)
  • Jigglypuff: (angrily) Jiggly!
  • (Jigglypuff pulls out a black marker and as we view from the Fashion Academy of Milan, she draws on everyone's faces off-screen, concluding the video)
  • (While the end credits roll, the song Do You Really Wanna Play is heard)
  • Chorus: Just look in my eyes And tell me You've got all that it takes And much more All you gotta do is say... Stop telling me lies Show me With every move that you make You can score... Just tell me that you want to play. You can feel it But can you steal it? 'Cause boy, I've got the magic touch Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? You can win or lose But you've gotta pay your dues Step up or step away Do you really wanna play? The challenge is yours Take it You've backed down before Now prove to me You control your destiny Keep it steady Get ready Show me that you've got the stuff Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? You can win or lose But you've gotta pay your dues Step up or step away... Let yourself go This is my show Watch me when I play Change your mind-set And you'll get Better every day... Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? You can win or lose But you've gotta pay your dues Step up or step away Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight?

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