(Duncan enters the station)
Dawn: Um, are you Duncan?
Cody: This is Dawn. I'm Cody. Hi, Duncan.
Dawn: Um, Don is in there. If you want to say hello.
Cody: I like Don.
Dawn: I do too.
Duncan: He's a loser!
Cody: No, he's not.
Duncan: I said he's a loser! Are you calling me a liar? Do you want me to beat you up?
Duncan: Then he's a loser, right? Right?!
Dawn: We promised to be nice to him, remember?
Dawn: Have you ever been to Total Drama Station before?
Cody: There's lots to do here.
Dawn: Do you want to play a game?
Cody: What are you doing?
Duncan: I'm doin' what I feel like doin'. Drawin' graffiti on the walls!
Dawn: Don't do that!
Duncan: Who's gonna stop me?
Duncan: Oh, hiya, Don. Those were great directions you gave me. I had no trouble finding my way here. No wonder you're the host of The Ridonculous Race.
Don: Yeah, I get that a lot. I see you've met Cody and Dawn.
Duncan: Yeah, they were showing me around.
Don: Cool, cool. Well, you teens go about your business. I got important matters to deal with. Real important matters. Hey, there tiny fella. Hey, short stuff. Why won't you let me see you, Trent?! I just want you to compete on my show!
Duncan: Hey, squirt. You still here?
Cody: Oh no! Trent, please disappear!
Duncan: Who's that you're talking to?
Duncan: Nobody, huh? What's that you got behind your back?! It's that tiny guy that dumb Don's always looking for! Get outta my way!
Duncan: I said get out of my way or I'll beat you up!
Duncan: I said...I'd beat you up!
Cody: You get away from here! Leave Trent alone! (Don bangs his head under the table) If you lay one hand on Trent...I'll...I'll...turn you upside down!
Duncan: Upside down?
Cody: I-I'll spin you around by your feet!
Duncan: My feet?!
(Trent disappears while giving a thumbs up)
Cody: I'll stick that ice cream cone on your head!
Duncan: Now take it easy! Calm down will ya?!
Cody: Then give me my nickel back!
Duncan: Here. Take your nickel. Just...don't hurt me, please?
Scott: Ah. Duncan. Here's another ice cream cone for you.
Duncan: Stay away from that guy! He's dangerous!
Scott: Oh, wow. Wait'll Don finds out that you scared off his guest. His very special guest.