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A List of Quotes from Buster and the Magic Acres
Buster & Knuckles' Encounter with Dr. Gene Splicer
- Knuckles: "5, 6, 7, 8..."
Buster: "Who do we appreciate? Practicing your numbers, Knuckles, that's a good echidna."
Knuckles: I'm counting how many seconds late you are. What does that sign say?"
Buster: "Hm... 'Acme Acres. Really reliable and right on time. Signed, head of the Acres, King Acorn.'"
Knuckles: "But you weren't on time, little Buster."
Buster: "And you're being bossy, Knuckles. Now, please excuse me. I'm meeting Phineas Flynn. He's looking after us while King Acorn takes a much needed holiday."
Knuckles: "I think we can take care of ourselves."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Get out of my way! I have unfinished business here, and I want to finish it fast!"
Knuckles: "Dr. Gene Splicer's back!"
Buster: "Yes, 10 out of 10 for devious deeds and brutal strength. The blast from the past who hates animals."
Knuckles: "Maybe we do need Phineas here after all, on time!"
Dr. Gene Splicer Talks to Pinky and the Brain
- Dr. Gene Splicer (Observing a statue of him) "Pinchy, you captured the real me. That's beautiful. I could cry."
Pinky & the Brain: "Uh, boss? We're here."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "All right, listen, you two. I've got a job for you, Pain."
Pinky: "Actually, it's just Pinky."
Brain: "And Brain."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "I don't have time to say both names! I've come back to find a lost toon."
Pinky:" Oh, that's easy."
Brain: "Yeah, they're everywhere."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Not the one I want. She escaped me once before. As longs as she exists, so do the others, but if she can be destroyed..."
Brain: "Did You say destroyed?"
Pinky: "The D Word?"
Brain: "Like, hurt?"
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Yeah, destroyed!"
Pinky: "Uh, there's one small problem, there, boss."
Brain: "Yeah, Phineas Flynn is coming and he won't let you destroy."
Pinky: "Yeah, he won't let you."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "I can do whatever I want! I'll get him, too! With Pinchy!" (Operates the claw on his hovercraft, but it malfunctions and hits him on the head) "Ow, Pinchy! I hate it when you do that!"
(Pinky and the Brain Laugh)
Plucky Complains About Not Collecting Phineas
- Plucky: "Wobbly webbed feet."
Buster: "Puffy beak!"
Plucky: "Buster, I should have collected Phineas!"
Knuckles: "Plucky is right, little Buster. Collecting Phineas is an important job. Important is big. Plucky is a big duck. You, Buster, are small. Small small small, teeny weenie weenie. And I am a big red echidna who knows everything."
Buster: "Bossy egg-layers! All that heat has gone to your head!"
- Pinky: "Hey, there they are."
Brain: "We'll fix their wagons."
Pinky: "I'm not good at backing up."
Brain: "Me neither."
Bugs: "What's important is to stand up on our own feet to Splicer."
Rotor: "Bugs' right. Splicer knows that the lost toon in the legend really exists."
Plucky: "What toon?"
Hamton: "What legend?"
Rotor: "Of a toon whose magic makes her more powerful than Splicer will ever be. That's why he wants to find her."
Hamton: "Then we better find her first."
Plucky: "Leave it to the big toons, Hamton!"
Buster: "Little rabbits can do big things, especially when they have nice blue fur like me."
Pinky: "Hey, hey, just watch what happens to that blue puffball..."
Brain: "When Concord the flopper condor flies past here."
Concord: "Routine fly by, chaps, hello!"
Pinky: "The boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere."
Brain: "Let's start laughing now!"
(Pinky and the Brain laugh evilly)
Concord: (While dumping sneezing powder on Buster, Pinky, and Brain) "Ooh, sorry, fellas. Bit of a dust up, love to stay and clean up, got to go, bye now!"
Pinky: "Uh, did you mean to look like that?"
Brain: "Uh, no."
Pinky: "Uh, neither did I."
Buster: "This must be splicer's doing! Ah-choo!" (Sneeze echoes)
Sugar in Splicer's Tank
- (The Tiny Toons are asleep in their beds, Phineas, still awake, is dressed in his pajamas and a nightcap. He winds a clock and picks up a baseball bat)
Phineas: (Laughing) "So who dropped the ball then?"
(Phineas catches a bouncing ball)
Phineas: "There you are. I'd like to have a nice cup of hot cocoa. Would you guys care to join me?" (Holds the ball to his ear) "No? What would you rather do instead?" (Holds the ball to his ear) "Go outside and play? Well, I can understand that. What do you think?" (Hits the ball with the baseball bat) "Why do you keep hitting him like that? You're gonna have to have a time-out."
(Dr. Gene Splicer laughs evilly as he sneaks up behind Acme Looniversity)
Phineas: (While drinking hot cocoa) "Just a little sweeter, I think."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "All right, Pinchy, my little bucket of badness. Time to feast yourself."
Phineas: "Ahh. Now that's better."
(Splicer's claw busts a hole in the wall, which scares Phineas and wakes up the Tiny Toons)
Buster: "Crumbling carrots! It's Splicer!"
Knuckles: "Splicer? Oh no!"
Dr. Gene Splicer: (Laughs evilly) "Hello, Twinkle Toes. I got a plan, and you're not in it!"
Phineas: "You can't catch me, Splicer!" (Whistles, with no success of warping)
Dr. Gene Splicer: (Laughs evilly) "Losing your sparkle, huh? What perfect timing. Now where is that lost toon?"
Phineas: "You won't find her here."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "You're not clever enough to stop me!"
Phineas: "Oh, yes I am."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "No, you're not." (Phineas holds up a bag of sugar) "Aaah! Is that?"
Phineas: "That's right, it's sugar, Splicer. And if I throw this in your tank, it will seize you up for good."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow. Neither will that... that line of tin kettles!" (Claw snaps) "Shut up, Pinchy."
Buster: "Phineas, but what happened to your sparkle?"
Phineas: "I don't know, Buster. I'll just have to sleep on that."
Buster: "On your sparkle?"
Phineas: "No, Buster. On the problem of what happened to it."
Hamton: "Oh, but Phineas, without your sparkle, or the lost toon, you can't travel here to help us anymore."
Phineas: "I'll solve the problem. You just go to sleep now."
Hamton: "Easy for you to say."
Phineas Has Gone Missing
- Little Beeper: "Smile, you toons, it's a sunny day!"
Plucky: "It's not sunny because Phineas is not at the windmill. I looked.
Buster: "I think his sparkle's all gone."
Rotor: "My nose doesn't feel sunny. It feels stuffed up."
Knuckles: "Nasty fumes from dingy doctors."
Rotor: "And Splicer is after the lost toon."
Bugs: "And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all."
Knuckles: "What, even an echidna as big as me?"
Bugs: "Yes, Knuckles. Even you."
Plucky: "Say it, don't spray it, Buster."
Buster: "I've still got sneezing powder up my ears. Now I'm going to look for Phineas."
Bugs: "Let us get back to work. That's what he would want."
Little Beeper: "How about a race, Buster?"
Buster: "Sorry, Little Beeper. I can't today. I have to be a really useful rabbit and solve some mysteries instead."
Little Beeper: "I guess that means I win. Perhaps another day."
Bugs Sneaks Up on Splicer
- Dr. Gene Splicer: "I've been working on the railway, all the livelong day. Yeah, who wants to work a livelong day, anyway?
Bugs: "There he is."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Come in, come in, and join the party, Pain!"
Pinky: "Hooray, hooray We're going to have a party!"
Brain: "Oh, I love parties!"
Pinky: "Yeah. Who's got the balloons?"
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Correction. Join the party that's over. Just like twinkle toes' magic Acres are going to be over."
Pinky and The Brain: "Oh."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Gone, like the lost toon and the warp hole that leads to her."
Pinky: "Well, what are you going to do?"
Brain: "Oh, yeah, that's a good question."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "It's time to finally put Twinkle Toes' lights out."
Pinky and the Brain: "Oh."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "This is a job for the boss!" (Activates the claw on his hovercraft)
Bugs: "I've got to delay him. I've got to distract him." (Repeatedly rings a bell)
Dr. Gene Splicer: "It's the old teapot! Smash him!" (The claw on his hovercraft malfunctions and destroys his hideout) "Pinchy, get back here! Don't make me come up here, I hate it when you do this! Pinchy!"
Bugs Bunny: "Good show!"
Pinky: "Uh, boss, did you mean to let the roof fall in?"
Brain: "All the way in?"
Dr. Gene Splicer: "I always mean what I do, you rattle traps!"
Phineas Escapes Splicer
- Dr. Gene Splicer: "Hello, Twinkle Toes! Remember me?
(Phineas runs away)
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Fat crown won't have much use for you looking like that." (Laughs evilly) "Oh, I see you forgot to bring the sugar. How careless of you. Say hello to Pinchy!"
(Catches Phineas in his claw)
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Okay, Twinkle Toes. I know about the warp hole."
(Phineas is over a collapsing viaduct)
Phineas: "That's what I saw in my dream! It's coming true! My universe is starting to crumble!"
Dr. Gene Splicer: "And I know about the magic Acres. And when I find that toon, you and all those puffballs will be history. Tell me where the warp hole is, now!"
(Phineas pulls out a pair of gardening clippers and laughs)
Dr. Gene Splicer: "You got ten seconds."
(Phineas drops his gardening clippers, which land on Splicer's claw)
Dr. Gene Splicer: "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2..."
(Phineas picks up his gardening clippers and cuts one of the wires on Splicer's claw)
Phineas: "Too late, Splicer!"
(Splicer's claw launches Phineas towards the windmill, Phineas lands on a bunch of flour sacks."
Phineas: "Did you put all this here for me? Well, you must have known that I was coming. How kind of you. Oh, I'm at the windmill. Now that's what I call a perfect landing."
How to Stop Being Stupid
- Pinky: "Uh, so boss,
Brain: "How come you let Twinkle Toes escape?"
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Oh, that. Uh, well, I... did it on purpose. You know, I was... testing him to see if he could escape."
Pinky: "Liar, liar..."
Brain: "Pants on fire."
Pinky: "Does he wear pants?"
Brain: "Well, training pants."
Pinky: "Oh, right."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "All right, Playtime's over, Pain."
Pinky and the Brain: "Uh-oh."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Now it's time for the next lesson, eh? I call it, How to Stop Being Stupid."
(Operates the claw on his hovercraft, which hits a coal loader above him several times and covers him in coal)
(Plucky and Knuckles laugh)
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Now that's gonna ruin my facial."
Pinky and the Brain: "Uh-oh."
Ferb Rides the Windmill
- Phineas: "Ferb, Ferb?"
Isabella: (Seeing Ferb ride the windmill) "Ferb?"
Phineas: "Ferb, what are you doing up there? Come down! It's too windy!"
Ferb: "This is just like the fun fair! Give me two seconds."
Phineas: "Two seconds is all it takes for you to land in trouble!"
(The wind blows the windmill, which launches Ferb, who lands on Dr. Gene Splicer's hovercraft)
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Aha! Twinkle Toes Jr.!"
Ferb: (as his beach bag falls off) "Oh no, my beach bag!"
Dr. Gene Splicer: "You won't be doing any surfing up here, Mr. Kahuna!"
Ferb: "Really? Watch me."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Hang on tight, Moon Doggie!"
Buster: "Splicer's hi-jacked him!"
Isabella: "What's going to happen to Ferb now?"
Phineas: "Well, my family is usually pretty good at getting themselves out of trouble... eventually."
Buster: "I don't know what eventually means, but it sounds very very long."
Ferb and Plucky Escape From Splicer
- Ferb: "I'm sorry Isabella, I'm sorry, bro, I haven't been whatever it is, responsible, reliable, really useful, but I will be! I will be!"
Ferb: "Aaah!" (Lands on Plucky) "Plucky!" (Blows his whistle, with no success of warping)
Dr. Gene Splicer: "So you've lost your sparkle, too, huh? Bye bye, twinkle toes!"
Ferb: "Oh, it's empty!"
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Here we go!"
Plucky: "Ferb, what are we going to do?"
Ferb: "We'll think of something."
Dr. Gene Splicer: (As Plucky and Ferb get closer to falling off the edge) "That's it!"
Ferb: "I'll find you some more, Isabella, I promise. But if I'm going to be any help at all, it's now or never. I've got to use up the rest of this stuff."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "Are you ready?"
Plucky: "No, we're not!"
Ferb: "Plucky the lucky, get us out of here!" (Blows his whistle, using the last of the gold dust to warp)
Plucky: "Now we are."
Dr. Gene Splicer: "What the?" More Coming Soon