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Buzz Lightyear and friends took to the video store. Buzz wants to Small Soldiers VHS, but Slinky Dog says "no", Buzz starting to cry. The next day, Buzz and friends going over the CD store, when Buzz wants to Platinum Blonde, but Rex says no again, and finally Buzz crying again from any tantrums, when Evil Emperor Zurg lock to her jail.
- Narrator: One day, Buzz Lightyear and friends to the video store, Buzz saw a VHS of Small Soldiers, she went crazy!
- Buzz: You want it now?!
- Rex: No, Buzz!
- Hamm: And it's a phony!
- Narrator: But Buzz starts to cry!
- Buzz: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA!! I WANT THAT NOW!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
- Mr Potato Head: No, Buzz! And it sucks!
- Buzz: BUT I STILL WANT THAT SMALL SOLDIERS NOW! OOOOOHHAAAAAAAA!
- Narrator: And so, Buzz was locked in his monkey room and still crying and bawling.
- Buzz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU CAN'T DEDUCT ME SMALL SOLDIERS ON VHS FROM ENTIRE!
- Narrator: The next day, Buzz and friends going over to the CD music store, but Buzz noticed for Platinum Blonde was happened.
- Buzz: Can you have it now? Since I have to suit by astronaut like a Space Ranger.
- Slinky Dog: No, Buzz, and it's also very, very phony!
- Narrator: Secondary, it was Buzz couldn't take it anymore, then bawl and yell for the first time!
- Buzz: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT IT NOW! AAAAAAAAAAH!
- Rex: NO BUZZ! AND IT ALSO VERY SUCKS!
- Buzz: AAAAAAAH! I STILL WANT THAT PLATINUM BLONDE!
- Hamm: Knock it off, Buzz!
- Buzz: NO WAY JACKASS!! (still screaming out wildly and bawling) MY AND FRIENDS BUY PLATINUM BLONDE!
- Narrator: Then Hamm, Rex, Slinky Dog, and Mr Potato Head ran away from Buzz's noisy tantrum, until the Evil Emperor Zurg arrived.
- Sid: Hey, what are you doing?!
- Zurg: You are under arrest, Buzz!
- Buzz: STOP! I'm not going to see and get a soundtrack!
- Hannah: KNOCK IT OFF, BUZZ! We'll wrap you in a box!
- Woody and Prospector: You're right, guys.
- Buzz: DON'T! STOP!! NO, NO, NO! BUZZ FEEL LIKE BIRTHDAY PRESENT!
- Andy: If you fall off the cliff, we'll pick you up the thrown into the jail, OK?!
- Buzz: Yes.
- Bo Peep and Bullseye: You're right.
- Buzz: I'm in the box... so insane... I guess so... crazy...
- All: One... Two... Three... CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!
- Buzz: OH, NO!! (press the red button and wings style) INFINTY AND BEYOND!
- Bo Peep: DIE, BUZZ, DIE!
- Buzz: (Ball hits, and falls off into the cliff and screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Narrator: A yell escaped her Buzz Lightyear the Space Ranger, as she fell into the doom by cliff, the rock rumbled gets striking, a yell faintly disappeared. Buzz felt a bleed of his helmet, his eyes looked like the grim reaper, and Buzz was dead.
- All: YAAAY! WE DEFEATED BUZZ!
- Sid: All hail to us, Buzz Lightyear was dead!
- Narrator: When Buzz opened his eyes, he realised something.
- Buzz: What's going on?! I've been scattered, and poured--aaaaaaaaah!
- Zurg: What's wrong, Lightyear?
- Buzz: I fell of the cliff, I was dead.
- Zurg: You can have fun with toy friends in two years.
- Buzz: OH MY GOD! NOT TWO DAYS!
- Zurg: YEEEES! TWO DAYS!
- Buzz: How did I get any respect?
- Zurg: Thirty-nine seconds, good bye!
- June 18, 2012