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Captain Hook's Devious Deed & Other Stories is Pikachufreak's Pooh & Friends spoof to Diesel's Devious Deed & Other Stories, each containing five Season 2 episodes and two Season 3 episodes told by George Carlin (in his first appearance).

Cast

  1. Winnie The Pooh as Thomas (Jim Cummings)
  2. Buzz Lightyear as Edward (Patrick Warburton)
  3. Randy Cunningham as Henry (Ben Schwartz)
  4. Mike Chilton as Gordon (Reid Scott)
  5. Zachary Pingrey as James (Scott Menville)
  6. Todd Daring as Percy (Nancy Cartwright)
  7. Kuzco as Toby (J.P. Manoux)
  8. Penn Zero as Duck (Thomas Middleditch)
  9. Captain Hook as Diesel (Corey Burton)
  10. Baloo as BoCo (Ed Gilbert)
  11. Mitchie O'Hara as Annie (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  12. Mickey Mouse as Sir Topham Hatt (Wayne Allwine)
  13. Chip as Bill (Tress MacNeille)
  14. Dale as Ben (Corey Burton)
  15. Amethyst Giger as Clarabel (Grey Griffin)
  16. Lightning McQueen as Bertie (Owen Wilson)

Episodes

  1. Todd's Ghostly Trick
  2. Pooh, Todd and The Dragon
  3. Captain Hook's Devious Deed
  4. No Joke For Zachary
  5. Old Iron
  6. Buzz's Exploit
  7. Double Trouble

Scripts

Todd's Ghostly Trick

  • (Owl hoots twice)
  • (Ghostly air horn blows)
  • Todd: And every year on the date of the accident, it runs again as a warning to others, plunging into the gap, shrieking like a lost soul.
  • Pooh: Todd, what are you talking about?
  • Todd: The ghost train. Driver saw it last night.
  • Kuzco: Where?
  • George Carlin: Asked Pooh and Kuzco.
  • Todd: He didn't say, oh it makes my wheels wobble to think of it.
  • Pooh: Pooh!
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: You're just a silly little kid. I'm not scared.
  • Todd: Pooh didn't believe in ghosts.
  • George Carlin: Said Todd next morning. His driver laughed.
  • Driver: Neither do I. It was only a pretend ghost story.
  • George Carlin: Todd was disappointed. That evening, he came back from the harbour. Todd knew where he was, even in the dark.
  • Todd: Crowe's Farm Crossing. We shan't be long now.
  • George Carlin: He liked running at night. The rails hummed and the signal light shone green. But a broken cart load of lime lay ahead. Sam the Farmer had just gone for help. Todd broke the cart to smithereens. Lime flew everywhere. He puffed quickly to the nearest signal box. Todd's driver explained what had happened.
  • Signalman: I'll see to it.
  • George Carlin: Said the Signalman.
  • Signalman: But you better clean Todd, or people will think he's a ghost.
  • George Carlin: Todd chuckled.
  • Todd: Do let's pretend I'm a ghost and scared Pooh. That'll teach him to see I'm a silly little kid.
  • George Carlin: Kuzco promised to help. Pooh was being oiled up for his evening train.
  • Kuzco: Todd's had an accident!
  • George Carlin: Cried Kuzco.
  • Pooh: Poor kid.
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: Botheration! That means I'll be late!
  • Kuzco: They've cleared the line for you, but there's something worse.
  • Pooh: Out with it, Kuzco, I can't wait all evening.
  • Kuzco: I've just seen something.
  • George Carlin: Said Kuzco.
  • Kuzco: It looked like Todd's ghost. It said it was coming here to warn us.
  • Pooh: Pooh! Who cares? Don't be frightened, Kuzco. I'll take care of you.
  • Todd: (ghostly voice) Peep, peep, peep-peep-peep, peep! Let me in, let me in!
  • George Carlin: Wailed Todd.
  • Kuzco: No, no! Not by the smoke on my chimney chim chim!
  • Todd: (ghostly voice) I'll chuff and I'll puff and I'll break your door in!
  • Pooh: Oh dear!
  • George Carlin: Explained Pooh.
  • Pooh: It's getting late. Oh, I have no idea. Oh, I must find Mitchie and Amethyst.
  • George Carlin: It was morning when Pooh returned.
  • Kuzco: Where have you been?
  • George Carlin: Asked Kuzco.
  • Pooh: Ah well.
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: I knew you be sad about Todd, and I, um, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the freight shed and... Oh, sorry, can't stop. Gotta see a coach about a train.
  • George Carlin: Todd was non a worse for his adventure, and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything.
  • Todd: Well, well, well! What do you know about that?
  • Kuzco: Anyone would think...
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Kuzco.
  • Kuzco: ...that our Pooh Bear was just seen a ghost!

Pooh, Todd and The Dragon

  • George Carlin: Pooh and Todd are good friends, but sometimes Todd teases Pooh about being frightened and he doesn't like that at all. One evening he was dozing happily in the shed, but Todd wanted to talk.
  • Todd: Wake up, Pooh. Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?
  • Pooh: Certainly not. Anyway, I was only pretending to be scared. I knew it was your really.
  • George Carlin: Todd went on teasing him.
  • Todd: I hope the guard leaves the light on for you tonight.
  • Pooh: Why?
  • George Carlin: Asked Pooh.
  • Pooh: I quite like the dark.
  • Todd: Oh really?
  • George Carlin: Explained Todd.
  • Todd: I am surprised. I'd always thought you were afraid of the dark. I wonder why?
  • George Carlin: Pooh decided to say nothing and went to sleep instead. Next day, Mickey Mouse came to see him.
  • Mickey: I would like you to go to the harbour tonight. You have to collect something rather unusual.
  • Pooh: What sort of something?
  • George Carlin: Asked Pooh.
  • Mickey: Wait and see.
  • George Carlin: Replied Mickey. Meanwhile, Todd was moving some freight cars into a siding. Randy arrived with his goods train. The signalman changed the switches and Todd waited on the siding until Randy had steamed by. Then, there was trouble.
  • The Signalman: The switches are jammed.
  • George Carlin: Called the signalman.
  • The Signalman: I can't switch them back for Todd. The workmen will have to mend them in the morning. It's too late now.
  • Driver: Hmmm.
  • George Carlin: Said Todd's driver.
  • Driver: I'm sorry, Todd. But you will have to stay here tonight.
  • Todd: Where are you going?
  • George Carlin: Asked Todd.
  • Fireman: Home for tea.
  • George Carlin: Replied the fireman. Todd was speechless. He watched as the other characters went home to the shed. Night-time came and Todd began to feel very lonely.
  • Todd: Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: He murmured.
  • Todd: It's very dark.
  • (A screeching noise can be heard)
  • Todd: Oh! Oh! What's that?!
  • George Carlin: It was only an owl, but Todd didn't realize this.
  • Todd: Oh, I wish Pooh was here too.
  • George Carlin: He sighed. Pooh was waiting for his mysterious load at the harbour. Suddenly, there is was.
  • (The Chinese Dragon appears)
  • Pooh: Cinders and Ashes!
  • George Carlin: Cried Pooh.
  • Pooh: It's a dragon!
  • Driver: Don't worry.
  • George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
  • Driver: This dragon is made of paper. It's for the carnival tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: Workmen lifted the dragon onto Pooh's load loader and put lights all around it for protection. Then, Pooh set off into the misty night. Todd was asleep on his siding and had no idea that Pooh was approaching him. Todd woke up with a start.
  • Todd: Help!
  • George Carlin: Cried Todd.
  • Todd: I'm not going to open my eyes until my driver comes.
  • George Carlin: Next morning the switches were mended and Todd puffed back to the junction. Mike was just about to leave with the express.
  • Todd: You'll never guess what I saw last night.
  • George Carlin: Mike was in no mood for puzzles.
  • Mike: I'm a busy character. I don't have time for your games.
  • Todd: I've seen a huge dragon. It was covered in lights.
  • George Carlin: Mike snorted.
  • Mike: You've been in the sun too long. Your dome has cracked.
  • George Carlin: When the other characters heard the news, they laughed too.
  • Zachary: Look out, Todd!
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Zachary.
  • Zachary: Or the dragon may gobble you up!
  • Todd: No one believes me.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Todd.
  • Todd: Maybe I did imagine the dragon after all.
  • George Carlin: But Todd soon found out that he hadn't.
  • Todd: Help! Save me!
  • George Carlin: Cried Todd.
  • Pooh: It's alright.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Pooh. And he explained about the carnival.
  • Pooh: By the way, how was your night out?
  • George Carlin: Todd decided to tell Pooh the truth.
  • Pooh: Well, Todd.
  • George Carlin: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: Maybe we do get scared sometimes, but if we're not afraid to tell each other, then that means we're quite brave too.

Captain Hook's Devious Deed

  • George Carlin: Hook, the lead captain, was sulking. The pirates would not stop singing rudely at him. Penn was horrified.
  • Penn: Shut up!
  • George Carlin: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
  • Penn: I'm sorry our pirates were rude to you, Hook.
  • George Carlin: Hook was still furious.
  • Hook: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
  • Randy: Nonsense.
  • George Carlin: Said Randy.
  • Randy: Penn would never do that. We characters have our differences, but we never talked about them to the pirates. That would be dis...dis...
  • Mike: Disgraceful.
  • George Carlin: Said Mike.
  • Zachary: Disgusting.
  • George Carlin: Put in Zachary.
  • Randy: Despicable.
  • George Carlin: Finished Randy. Hook hated Penn. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Penn. Next day, he spoke to the pirates.
  • Hook: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Penn told me one about Mike. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Mike I told you.
  • George Carlin: And he sniggered away.
  • Pirates: Ha, ha, ha!
  • George Carlin: Guffawed the pirates.
  • Pirates: Mike will be cross with Penn when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Penn for bumping us.
  • George Carlin: They laughed rudely at the characters as they went by. Soon Mike, Randy and Zachary found out why.
  • Mike: Disgraceful.
  • George Carlin: Said Mike.
  • Zachary: Disgusting.
  • George Carlin: Put in Zachary.
  • Randy: Despicable.
  • George Carlin: Finished Randy.
  • Randy: We cannot allow it.
  • George Carlin: They consulted together.
  • Randy: Yes.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Randy: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
  • George Carlin: Penn was tired out. The pirates had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three characters barred his way.
  • Mike, Zachary and Randy: Hooosh!
  • Zachary: Keep out!
  • Penn: Stop fooling.
  • George Carlin: Said Penn.
  • Penn: I'm tired.
  • Mike: So are we.
  • George Carlin: Hissed the characters.
  • Mike: We're tired of you.
  • Randy: We like Hook. We don't like you.
  • Zachary: You tell tales about us to the pirates.
  • Penn: I don't!
  • Mike, Zachary and Randy: You do!
  • Penn: I don't!
  • Mike, Zachary and Randy: You do!
  • George Carlin: Mickey Mouse came to stop the noise.
  • Mike: Penn called me a galloping sausage!
  • George Carlin: Spluttered Mike.
  • Zachary: Rusty red scrap-irons!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Zachary.
  • Randy: I'm old square wheels!
  • George Carlin: Fumed Randy.
  • Mickey: Well, Penn?
  • George Carlin: Penn considered.
  • Penn: I only wish sir.
  • George Carlin: He said gravely.
  • Penn: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
  • Mickey: (clearing throat)
  • Mike, Zachary and Randy: He made pirates laugh at us.
  • George Carlin: Accused the characters. Mickey Mouse recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
  • Mickey: Did you, Penn?
  • Penn: Certainly not, Sir. No steam character will be as mean as that.
  • George Carlin: Hook lurked up.
  • Mickey: Now, Hook, you heard what Penn said.
  • Hook: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Penn of all characters. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but no nothing.
  • Mickey: I see.
  • George Carlin: Said Mickey. Hook squirmed and hope he didn't.
  • Mickey: I'm sorry, Penn, but you must go to Buzz's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
  • Penn: As you wish, Sir.
  • George Carlin: Penn trundled sadly away, while Hook smirked with triumph.

No Joke For Zachary

  • George Carlin: Zachary is a redheaded boy. He can take both Pirates and Flowers. He's proud of his smart casual clothes and so was his driver.
  • Zachary's Driver: Everyone says you brighten up your day, Zachary.
  • George Carlin: One morning, Zachary whistled loudly at the other characters.
  • Zachary: Look at me! I'm a smartest most useful character on the line!
  • Pooh: Rubbish.
  • George Carlin: Replied Pooh.
  • Pooh: We're all useful. Mickey Mouse says so and he's headed the whole railway.
  • Todd: You know what, Zachary?
  • George Carlin: Added Todd.
  • Zachary: What?
  • George Carlin: Replied Zachary.
  • Todd: You're getting all puffed out.
  • George Carlin: Zachary huffed away. Later, he was still boasting.
  • Zachary: I'm the pride of the line.
  • Mike: I saw you're pulling pirates.
  • George Carlin: You're only a goods character.
  • Zachary: I've pull coaches too.
  • Mike: Not as much as I do.
  • Zachary: But Mickey Mouse has plans for me.
  • George Carlin: Zachary was making this up but Mike believe him.
  • Mike: What plans?
  • Zachary: Uh, wait and see. Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Zachary: Now what'll I do?
  • George Carlin: Pooh was shunting shiny new coaches.
  • Pooh: Good morning, Zachary.
  • Zachary: Are those coaches for me?
  • George Carlin: Asked Zachary hopefully.
  • Pooh: No, these are for Mike's Express. I'll fetch your pirates next.
  • George Carlin: But Zachary was going to play a trick on the other characters.
  • Zachary: Actually, Pooh, I'm taking the coaches. Mickey Mouse ask me to tell you.
  • Pooh: What about the pirates?
  • George Carlin: Asked Pooh.
  • Zachary: Uh, give them to Mike.
  • Pooh's Driver: Come on, Pooh.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Pooh's Driver: Orders and orders.
  • George Carlin: So when Zachary's driver returned, Zachary was coupled to the coaches and he puffed away. Pooh returned with the pirates. And a few minutes later, Mike arrived.
  • Mike: Where's the express?
  • George Carlin: Pooh told him about Zachary.
  • Pooh: And so here are your pirates.
  • George Carlin: Mike was very cross and so his driver.
  • Mike's Driver: Wait'll Mickey Mouse heres about this.
  • George Carlin: Meanwhile Zachary was enjoying himself enormously.
  • Zachary: What a clever plan! What a clever plan!
  • George Carlin: He chuffed. Then he saw Mickey Mouse.
  • Mickey: Some jokes are funny, but not this one, Zachary. You have caused confusion.
  • Zachary: Yes Sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Zachary.
  • Mickey: You will now stay in your shed until you are wanted.
  • George Carlin: The other characters teased Zachary.
  • Mike: I wonder who'd be pulling the express today?
  • George Carlin: Said Zachary.
  • Randy: I expect it'll be you.
  • George Carlin: Replied Randy.
  • Randy: Zachary is stuck in the shed for being silly.
  • George Carlin: Zachary felt sad. Next morning, he went back to work.
  • Pooh: Hello.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Pooh.
  • Pooh: Good to see you out and about again.
  • Zachary: I'm sorry I tricked you.
  • George Carlin: Said Zachary.
  • Zachary: Are these my pirates?
  • Pooh: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Replied Pooh kindly.
  • Pooh: They're please to have you back.
  • George Carlin: Zachary set off to the harbour with a train of pirates. He bustled about all day pushing and pulling them into place.
  • Zachary's Driver: Time to go home now, Zachary.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver at last.
  • Zachary's Driver: No pirates or passengers. Just we too.
  • George Carlin: But his driver was wrong.
  • Railway Inspector: Excuse me.
  • George Carlin: Called the man.
  • Railway Inspector: I have a meeting with Mickey Mouse and I mustn't be late. May I ride back with you?
  • Zachary's Driver: Of course.
  • George Carlin: Replied Zachary's driver. Then he whispered to Zachary.
  • Zachary's Driver: This gentleman is a railway inspector.
  • George Carlin: Zachary was most impressed. He steamed along the line as smoothly and quickly as he could. Mickey Mouse was waiting on the platform and the railway inspector greeted him warmly.
  • Railway Inspector: This clever boy gave me a splendid ride. You must be proud of him.
  • Mickey: Yes indeed. Once again, you are a really useful character.

Old Iron

  • George Carlin: One day, Zachary had to wait at the station till Buzz Lightyear and his flowers came in. This made him cross.
  • Zachary: Late again!
  • George Carlin: Buzz laughed and Zachary fumed again. After Zachary had finished his work, he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
  • Zachary: Buzz is impossible!
  • George Carlin: He grumbled to the others.
  • Zachary: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
  • George Carlin: Pooh and Todd were indigent.
  • Todd: Old iron!? Slow!?
  • Pooh: Why, Buzz could beat you in a race any day!
  • Zachary: Really!
  • George Carlin: Said Zachary.
  • Zachary: I should like to see him do it.
  • George Carlin: Next morning, Zachary's driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled Zachary ready for shunting. Zachary was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was Zachary puffing away down the line.
  • Signalman: All traffic halted!
  • George Carlin: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
  • Signalman: Two boys were on Zachary's footplate fiddling with the controls.
  • Fireman: Whew.
  • Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when Zachary started.
  • (Phone rings)
  • George Carlin: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
  • Fireman: What for?
  • George Carlin: Wondered the fireman.
  • Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
  • George Carlin: The fireman was ready when Buzz arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
  • Inspector: Good man, jump in.
  • Buzz: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Buzz. Zachary was laughing.
  • Zachary: What a lark! What a lark!
  • George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
  • Zachary: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
  • Buzz: We're coming, we're coming!
  • George Carlin: Called Buzz. Buzz was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with Zachary.
  • Driver: Steady, Buzz.
  • George Carlin: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Buzz's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over Zachary's buffer. The characters swayed and lurched. At last...
  • Inspector: Got him!
  • George Carlin: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Buzz's driver checked the characters' speed, and Zachary's fireman scrambled across and took control.
  • Buzz: So the old iron caught you after all.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Buzz.
  • Zachary: I'm sorry.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Zachary.
  • Zachary: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Buzz.
  • Buzz: That's all right.
  • George Carlin: Replied Buzz. The characters arrived at the station side by side. Mickey Mouse was waiting.
  • Mickey: A fine piece of work.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Mickey: Zachary, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Buzz. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
  • Buzz: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Buzz.
  • Buzz: It'll be lovely not to clank.

Buzz's Exploit

  • George Carlin: Lightning McQueen was giving some visitors a tour of Disneyland. It was their last afternoon, and Buzz was preparing to take them to meet Chip and Dale. He found it hard to start the heavy train.
  • Randy: Did you see him straining?
  • George Carlin: Asked Randy.
  • Zachary: Positively painful.
  • George Carlin: Remarked Zachary.
  • Mike: Just pathetic.
  • George Carlin: Grunted Mike.
  • Mike: He should give up and be preserved before it's too late.
  • Penn: Shut up!
  • George Carlin: Burst out Penn.
  • Penn: You're all jealous. Buzz's better than any of you.
  • Baloo: You're right, Penn.
  • George Carlin: Said Baloo.
  • Baloo: Buzz's old, but he'll surprised us all.
  • Buzz: I've done it, we're off! I've done it, we're off!
  • George Carlin: Said Buzz, as he finally puffed out of the station. Chip and Dale were delighted to see the visitors. They loved being photographed. Later, they take the party to the China Clay Works in the break van special. Everyone have a splendid time, and the visitors were most impressed. Then, Buzz took the visitors home. On the way, the weather changed. Wind and rain buffered in Buzz. His sanding gear failed, and his fireman rode in front dropping sand on the rails by hand. Suddenly, Buzz's feet slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack...
  • (Snap!)
  • George Carlin: ...something broke. The crew inspected the damage. Repairs took some time.
  • Driver: One of your crank pins broke, Buzz.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We've taken your side rods off. Now you're like an old fashioned character. Can you get these people home? They must start back tonight?
  • Buzz: I'll try, sir.
  • George Carlin: Promised Buzz. Buzz puffed and pulled his hardest. But his wheels kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious. The driver, fireman and conductor went along the train, making adjustments between the coaches.
  • Driver: We've loosened the couplings, Buzz. Now you can pick up your coaches one by one, just as you do with pirates.
  • Buzz: That'll be much easier.
  • George Carlin: Said Buzz.
  • Buzz: Come on!
  • George Carlin: He puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving help to start the second and the second help the third.
  • Buzz: I've done it, I've done it!
  • George Carlin: Puffed Buzz.
  • Driver: Steady, boy.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Well done, boy! You've got them, you've got them!
  • George Carlin: And he listened happily to Buzz's steady beat, as he forced slowly but surely ahead. At last, battered, wearily, but unbeaten, Buzz steamed in. Randy was waiting for the visitors with the special train.
  • Buzz: Peep peep!
  • George Carlin: Mickey Mouse angrily pointed to the clock, but excited passengers cheered and thanked Buzz, his driver and fireman. Penn and Baloo saw to it that Buzz was left in peace. Mike and Zachary remain respectfully silent.

Double Trouble

  • George Carlin: It was a beautiful morning on Disneyland. Winnie the Pooh's red shirt sparkled in the sunshine, as he walked happily along his branch line with Mitchie and Amethyst. He was feeling very pleased with himself.
  • Todd: Hello, Pooh Bear.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Todd.
  • Todd: You look splendid.
  • Pooh: Yes indeed.
  • George Carlin: Boasted Pooh.
  • Pooh: Blue is the only proper color for a character.
  • Kuzco: Oh, I don't know. I like my brown paint.
  • George Carlin: Said Kuzco.
  • Todd: I've always been green. I wouldn't want to be any other color either.
  • George Carlin: Added Todd.
  • Pooh: Well, well, anyway.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Pooh.
  • Pooh: Blue is the only color for a really useful bear. Anyone knows that.
  • George Carlin: Todd said no more. He just grinned at Kuzco. Later, Pooh was resting when Todd arrived. A large hopper was loading his pirates full of coal. Pooh was still being cheeky.
  • Pooh: Careful.
  • George Carlin: He warned.
  • Pooh: Watch out with those silly pirates.
  • Pirates: Go on, go on!
  • George Carlin: Muttered the pirates.
  • Pooh: And by the way.
  • George Carlin: Went on Pooh.
  • Pooh: Those buffers don't look really safe to me.
  • George Carlin: The last load poured down.
  • Pooh: Help, help!
  • George Carlin: Cried Pooh.
  • Pooh: Get me out!
  • George Carlin: Todd was worried, but he couldn't help laughing. Pooh's smart red shirt was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
  • Todd: Ha, ha!
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Todd.
  • Todd: You don't look really useful now, Pooh. You look really disgraceful.
  • Pooh: I'm not disgraceful.
  • George Carlin: Choked Pooh.
  • Pooh: You did that on purpose. Get me out!
  • George Carlin: It took so long to clean Pooh that he wasn't it time for his next train. Kuzco had to take Mitchie and Amethyst.
  • Mitchie: Poor Pooh Bear.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Mitchie to Amethyst. They were most upset. Pooh was grumpy in the shed that night. Kuzco thought it made a great joke, but Todd was cross with Pooh for thinking he had made his paint dirty on purpose.
  • Todd: Fancy a really useful bear like Pooh becoming a disgrace to Mickey Mouse's railway.
  • George Carlin: Next day, Pooh was feeling more cheerful, as he watch Todd bring his pirates from the junction. The pirates were heavy and Todd was tired.
  • Driver: Have a drink.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Then you'll feel better.
  • George Carlin: The water column stood at the end of the siding with the unsafe buffers. Suddenly, Todd found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either.
  • Todd: Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Wailed Todd.
  • Todd: Help!
  • George Carlin: The buffers were broken and Todd was wheel deep in coal. It was time for Pooh to leave. He had seen everything.
  • Pooh: Now Todd has learned his lesson too.
  • George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. That night, the two characters made up their quarrel.
  • Todd: I didn't cause your accident on purpose, Pooh.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Todd.
  • Todd: You do know that, don't you?
  • Pooh: Of course.
  • George Carlin: Replied Pooh.
  • Pooh: And I'm sorry I was cheeky. Your green paint look splendid again too. In future, we're both be more careful of coal.

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