Captain Planet and The Super Circuit (Captain Planet Spoof)

Captain Planet and The Super Circuit is a Captain Planet and The Planeteers parody to Mario Kart: Super Circuit, starring Captain Planet, Gaia, Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, and Ma-Ti and Suchi The Monkey, as they join the Conductors, Team Doki, the cast of Sesame Street, and the YTV Superstars for all six levels based on racecourses.

Info[]

Levels include Peach Circuit, Boo Lake, Riverside Park, Sunset Wilds, Snow Land and King Koopa's Castle 4. Thomas Stories are from the fifth and sixth seasons.

Cast[]

Shining Time Station
Doki
Sesame Street
Captain Planet and The Planeteers
Pokemon
Sonic X
Digimon
Cardcaptors
Kirby! Right Back At Ya
Sailor Moon
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Tenkai Knights
Super Pig
The Winx Club
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Mermaid Melody
Beyblade
Bakugan
Goldfish Warning!
The Red Ribbon
Flint The Time Detective
Shinzo
Glitter Force
Dinozaurs
Medabots
Ultimate Muscle
Shaman King
F-Zero: GP Legend
Mew Mew Power
Magical Doremi
Dinosaur King
Chaotic
Cubix: Robots For Everyone
Tai Chi Chasers
G.I. Joe: Sigma 6
Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures
Wedding Peach
Mega Man: NT Warrior
Yo-Kai Watch
Doraemon: Gadget Cat From The Future
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
VR Troopers
Masked Rider
Big Bad Beetleborgs
Miraculous
Power Battle Watch Car
Blazing Team
Zak Storm
Mon Colle Knights
Future Card Buddyfight
Star Fox
Little Battler's Experience
Mucha Lucha
Scooby-Doo
Static Shock
The Zeta Project
Jackie Chan Adventures
Totally Spies!
X-Men: Evolution
The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Men In Black: The Series
Jumanji
Biker Mice From Mars
Phantom Investigators
The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
Tom and Jerry Tales
Detention
Road Rovers
Ozzy and Drix
Animaniacs
Xiaolin Showdown
Loonatics Unleashed
Jonny Quest
SWAT Kats
Batman Beyond
Guardians of The Galaxy
Extreme Ghostbusters
Back To The Future
Skunk Fu!
Johnny Test
The Susie Feeble Show
The Dork Diaries
Hoop-a-Joop
The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
Captain N
Tetris Attack
Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
Friends Forever
Diary of A Wimpy Kid
8 Siblings and A Middle Child
Teen Hearts
The Dynamic Girls
Power Crystal Girls
Soapin' Water
The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
The Replacements
The Emperor's New School
The Proud Family
Phineas and Ferb
Kim Possible
American Dragon: Jake Long
Dave The Barbarian
Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Accidentally Adventures
Pinewood Middle School
Gravity Falls
Wander Over Yonder
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
Motorcity
Gummi Bears
Timon and Pumbaa
The 7D
Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
The Buzz on Maggie
Pickle and Peanut
Milo Murphy's Law
Tangled
Underdog
Star Wars Rebels
Zachary and The Vamp
Future Worm!
Billy Dilley's Super-Duper Subterranean Summer
Megan and Nick
Siobhan's Dampir Life
Big Hero 6
Hotel Transylvania: The Series
Jeff and Taylor
Rumor Has It
Descendants: Wicked World
Big City Greens
Dexter's Laboratory
Ed, Edd N Eddy
Courage The Cowardly Dog
The Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Bravo
Codename: Kids Next Door
Ben 10
Generator Rex
Cow and Chicken
Mike, Lu and Og
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
Adventure Time
Regular Show
The Secret Saturdays
Mighty Magiswords
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
Camp Lazlo
My Gym Partner's A Monkey
Turbo FAST
Legend Quest
Dragons
Dawn of The Croods
The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
The Adventures of Puss In Boots
Buddy Thunderstruck
Dinotrux
Troll Hunters
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Kong: King of The Apes
All Hail King Julien
Camp Lakebottom
Kulipari: An Army of Frogs
Fangbone!
RoboCop: Alpha Commando
Scary Larry
Angry Birds
Rocket Monkeys
Teacher's Pet
Teamo Supremo
Pink Panther and Pals
Super 4
Freakazoid!
Earthworm Jim
The Tick
Eek! The Cat
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
Yin Yang Yo!

Thomas Stories[]

Cranky Bugs
Haunted Henry
Busy Going Backwards
Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck
Jack Frost
Faulty Whistles

Trivia[]

Appearances by the cast of Captain Planet and the Planeteers.
Kimiko's outfit: from The Apprentice.
Also appearing in Boo Lake: Di Lung.

Script[]

(We open this crossover with the Captain Planet opening narration)
Captain Planet: Our world is in peril! Gaia, the spirit of the earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet. She sends 5 magic rings to 5 special young people - Kwame from Africa, the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From the Soviet Union, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-ti with the power of Heart. When the 5 powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet - Go Planet! The power is yours!
(We soon find Doki and the others at the Planeteers's home)
Doki: Whoa!
Elmo: Elmo knows about this peculiar place.
Ash: It's the Planeteers's home.
Gary: Probably known for Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi and Ma-Ti.
Helen: Ah can hardly wait ta see 'em all!
Sarah: Oui, Helen, zhey are ze most famous planeteers in ze whole wide world.
Owl: Reminds me of my uncle Torbit, my aunt Ophelia and my cousin Dexter.
Gopher: Wow, looks like company for me.
(Captain Planet, Gaia and the Planeteers arrive)
Captain Planet: Hey, folks!
Gaia: Just in time!
Brock and Bonnie: (blushing with glee) Ah, it's Linka and Gi!
Linka: What is Brock doing?
Gi: And Bonnie, too?
Brock: (grabbing Linka's hands) I just came here for a romantic date. Can I accept your proposal?
Linka: Uh...
Bonnie: (proposing to Gi) You have the power of water, now's my chance to make you care for Clemont!
Gi: Well, I...
(Zuzu knocks Brock in the head with a paper fan)
Zuzu: Can it, Brock! There's no need for you to woo for stupid girls! Come on!
(She drags him away from Linka)
Bonnie: Hey, let him go!
(But an extremely embarrassed Clemont pulls his sister away with his Aipom arm)
Clemont: Bonnie, please! There's no need for you to yell at Zuzu Boyle. Just keep it down.
Bonnie: Humph!
Sakura: Don't worry, Clemont. We'll split ourselves up.
Pooh: Just stay right where you are and don't move.
Clemont: Gosh, Pooh Bear, you're right.
(Sakura and the chosen contestants set off for the Super Circuit levels, as a Cajun Fox and a Weremole watch)
Cajun Fox: Finally, I can cook Brianna Maxwell for my recipe!
Were-Mole: And I can get Panini Kaye as a target of mine!
(They both snicker quietly to each other)
(We go to Sakura, as she and her friends arrive at Princess Toadstool's Circuit)
Sakura: Wow!
Pooh: Look at the castle.
(Lucky, Rolly, Two-Tone, Cadpig and Spot arrive)
Lucky: It's home to Princess Toadstool.
Rolly: She's the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Two-Tone: And say, you're hoping for excitement, right?
Todd: We do, Two-Tone!
Kassie: Mr. Fowley Fastback says so.
(The Conductors appear)
Mr. Conductor 1: And we all have to mean it.
Cadpig: Well, if it isn't our old friends, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
Mr. Conductor 3: That's right, Cadpig. We're here to go turbo!
Spot: Speaking of all kinds of levels, do you remind us of Cranky the Crane?
Mr. Conductor 2: Why yes, Spot. He made his first visit to the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Cranky Bugs starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas and Percy enjoyed working at the docks. They like to see air and the sound of the gulls. But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A crane was causing trouble. His name was Cranky and this was his first day at the docks.
Cranky: You're useless little bugs!
Mr. Conductor 2: He called from above.
Cranky: If you put these freight cars on the inside lines then i wouldn't have so far to travel.
Thomas: Rubbish!
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Thomas: No crane has ever complained before.
Cranky: Well i'm complaining now.
Mr. Conductor 2: And Cranky banged his load down on the keyside. Later, the two engines met Gordon and James and told them about Cranky.
Gordon: Cranes are nearly fairy things they need a lot of attention like me in fact.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
James: You should see the situation from Cranky's point of view.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said James.
James: He's high up in the air coping with wind, rain and making sun. Then he looks down and sees you two little engines being annoying. No wonder he calls you bugs.
Mr. Conductor 2: When Cranky heard that the big engines agreed with him, he grew bossier still.
Cranky: Come on, come on. Push those freight cars closer to me.
Mr. Conductor 2: But Percy was too upset to concentrate and pushed the freight cars too far. Poor Percy. Then, Cranky played a trick on Thomas.
Cranky: Push your freight cars onto the outside line. It's easier for me to load up.
Mr. Conductor 2: So Thomas did. But Cranky left the load beside the freight cars, not in them.
Cranky: You must have known my arm can't reach you there.
Mr. Conductor 2: Complained Cranky. This mix up caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt was most upset.
Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy, this new crane has an important job to do. I have heard that you not been helping him today. You will go to your sheds and consider how you improve yourselves tomorrow.
Mr. Conductor 2: Now Thomas and Percy were upset too. That evening, a big storm raged across the island. Cranky and the engines were trapped in the docks.
Duck: We're sure to be safe in the sheds.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck. But he was wrong. The engines had no idea they were about to be put in danger by an old tramp steamer. It was running out of control and into a ground straight into the sheds.
Cranky: (screams)
Henry, James, Duck and Gordon: Help!
Mr. Conductor 2: Called the engines from inside the shed.
Cranky: I can't!
Mr. Conductor 2: Called Cranky. When the storm was over, Sir Topham Hatt rushed into the scene of the destruction.
Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy will help you.
Mr. Conductor 2: He called to Cranky.
Sir Topham Hatt: And then you can help the engines.
Cranky: Oh, please, hurry!
Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Cranky.
Cranky: And tell them I'm sorry I was rude to them.
Sir Topham Hatt: So it was you.
Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: I know those engines an apology.
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas and Percy soon came to the rescue. And it wasn't too long before Cranky was upright again and clearing the wreckage. At last, all the engines were free.
Gordon: Oh, thank you.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
Gordon: What would I've done without you?
Cranky: Well i had to be rescued before i help you. But I never I would be by a couple of, bu-bu...
Mr. Conductor 2: Cranky was about to say bugs but he quickly corrected himself.
Cranky: Uh, small engines thank you. I'll never be rude again. However you two mites are in my way so move over.
Percy: Pah!
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
Percy: He's back to bugging us.
Thomas: Don't move! You're still attatched to Cranky.
Mr. Conductor 2: But it was too late. Cranky still looks down at the two little engines. But ever since that stormy night, he never calls them bugs or mights, because he knows they might bite back.
(Cranky Bugs ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Cranky can always be grouchy sometimes.
Kuzco: Good.
Rockna: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
Phineas: We know what we're gonna do today!
Janet: We can start a super circuit!
Lucky: Great idea!
Two-Tone: Let's do this!
(As they all prepare for the super circuit, Pinky and the Brain watch)
Brain: Excellent! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Hey, I wonder where Rocket and Perry went?
(The scene cuts to Rocket and Perry entering Princess Toadstool's castle, and as they sneak on the top floor, they hear voices)
Rabbit: Psst! Rocket Racoon! Agent P!
Principal Slimovitz: We're in a portrait!
(It was Rabbit and the crew who are in a large portrait)
Julie: Sorry to disturb you both at the castle.
Theresa: We've just been informed that Hoggish Greedly and his crew are in for trouble.
Ann: And they're planning for a scheme.
Alpha 5: Uh huh.
Major Monogram: We've tracked the Eco-Villains to King Koopa's fourth castle.
Zordon: So, get the Power Rangers, and let the forces dwell within you two.
Rocket: (as both he and Perry salute) We will!
(They set off to find the Eco-Villains)
(The scene transits to Boo Lake, as we hear howling wolves and hooting owls)
(Ash is ready for action, as both he and his crew are in Ghostbuster suits)
Ash: Listen up, guys. With advice from my mom, we're gonna hunt for ghosts.
Eek: Ready for action?
Emily and the others: Right on!
Courage: (to himself) The Things I do for love.
(Jessie is also with Cliff, Petra Fina, Larry Koopa, Lance and Ulric, and are also in ghostbuster suits)
Jessie: Time to make Pikachu a price.
Cliff: This is perfect.
Petra Fina: We can hunt for ghosts.
Larry Koopa: And be as rich as ever.
Lance: Time to rock this place apart!
Ulric: You betcha!
Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
(In a series of ghost hunt montages, Thriller plays)
Michael Jackson: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes, You're paralyzed 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind You're out of time 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight Night creatures call And the dead start to walk in their masquerade There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide) This is the end of your life They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together All thru the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen, I'll make you see That it's a thriller, thriller night 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try Girl, this is thriller, thriller night So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller Thriller here tonight That it's a thriller, thriller night 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try Girl, this is thriller, thriller night So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller I'm gonna be tonight [Vincent Price:] Darkness falls across the land The midnite hour is close at hand Creatures crawl in search of blood To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood And whosoever shall be found Without the soul for getting down Must stand and face the hounds of hell And rot inside a corpse's shell The foulest stench is in the air The funk of forty thousand years And grizzly ghouls from every tomb Are closing in to seal your doom And though you fight to stay alive Your body starts to shiver For no mere mortal can resist The evil of the thriller [Into maniacal laugh, in deep echo]
(Thriller ends as both sides finish at last)
Ash: Whew! Better get Miss Harper to fit me up.
(But he hasn't realized that he is sitting on top of Di Lung)
Di Lung: Watch where you're going, ya fool!
Ash: Hey! Don't you dare call me that!
(Heather Hogwarsh, Lexi Bunny, Senora Zapata, and the Conductors arrive)
Heather: How pathetic!
Lexi: They're just a bunch of simple excuses!
Zapata: Surely, Puss in the Boots won't fight against ghosts!
Mr. Conductor 1: Well, we never!
Mr. Conductor 3: This wouldn't have happened if we were you three!
Mr. Conductor 2: (who is not angry) Reminds me of Henry's spooky adventure.
(He blows his whistle and Haunted Henry starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: It was a moonlit night. Henry was taking a goods train to the station by the lake.
(Owl hoots)
Edward: Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in.
Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Edward.
Edward: There's a legend that when the mist is about, there's a ghost about too. Take care on the old line, Henry.
Henry: Stupid bird!
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
Henry: Owls, mists, ghosts. Edward's going soft to the boiler. There's no mist.
Mr. Conductor 2: But Henry was wrong.
Henry: What's that?
Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Henry.
Henry's Driver: It's an amber lamp.
Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured his driver.
Henry's Driver: That means proceed with caution. Who's there?
Mr. Conductor 2: No one replied. Henry crepted slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it: Beware of The Viaduct. The driver was surprised.
Henry's Driver: No one warned us about that before and look, the signal's red and the gates are closed. A-a-and there's a fogman's coat. But where is his owner?
Mr. Conductor 2: Then, they saw a light move within a station building.
Henry: G-g-g-g-ghosts!
Mr. Conductor 2: Exclaimed Henry.
Henry: Edward was right.
Henry's Driver: Something very strange is happening.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
Henry's Driver: I think it's best we go back.
Henry: So do i!
Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed Henry. By morning, the mist had cleared. A workman was talking about the unsafe viaduct.
Workman: Lucky you didn't cross it last night.
Henry's Driver: Yes, but we don't know who warned us?
Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Henry's driver. Later that day, he spoke to Henry.
Henry's Driver: The viaduct has been repaired. We can take our train back along the old line tonight.
Mr. Conductor 2: Henry really didn't want to. But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted and then Gordon thundered by.
Freight Car: Oh look. Henry's spooked.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said a freight car.
(Cars giggling)
Henry: Be quiet!
Mr. Conductor 2: Snapped Henry.
Henry: I'm not scared.
Mr. Conductor 2: But he was. A little later, the fog came down. As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again.
Henry's Driver: Here we go.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry's driver. Then, unknown to Henry, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves and the signal went red. The freight cars had seen everything and they were spooked.
Freight Cars: Faster, faster. There's a ghost about.
Henry: Stop, stop!
Mr. Conductor 2: Yelled Henry. A mysterious figure watched Henry go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the line. Henry braked hard but the freight cars hit some of the rubble and plunged into the ravine.
(The cars fall down and crashed towards the ground with a loud Kuh-Thud)
Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, Henry's driver saw a strange sight coming towards them.
Henry's Driver: What's that?
Mr. Conductor 2: He said. The fireman laughed.
Henry's Fireman: That's our ghost. It's Old Bailey the Fogman.
Mr. Conductor 2: Old Bailey was very cross.
Old Bailey: I tried to warn you about the viaduct. Why didn't ye pay attention?
Henry's Driver: We're sorry.
Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the driver.
Henry's Driver: Is there anything we can do to thank you?
Old Bailey: I like to operate that old station. If you let me, I promise I won't spook Henry again.
Mr. Conductor 2: And in a little while, Old Bailey's wish was granted.
Sir Topham Hatt: You and your station will be really useful.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: Let's hear a hearty thank you to the friendliest, eh, ghost on the island.
Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone cheered. Especially Henry, who was the happiest of all.
(Haunted Henry ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Henry learned to be brave all the time.
Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better get to Riverside Park.
Mr. Conductor 1: And see what Piglet and the others are doing.
(The Conductors vanish)
(We find Piglet, as he takes Brad, Dipper, Wander, and Timon and Pumbaa to Riverside Park)
Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!
Brad: Well this must be a place full of dill weeds!
Dipper: Patience, Brad, legend has it that many Rhydon inhabit this level.
(His mind comes to life as a group of Rhydon appear, with their leader as a giant Rhyperior)
Wander: And we've made it.
(The Rhyperior leader lets out a loud roar, prompting the Rhydon to attack Piglet and Friends)
Pumbaa: (to Timon) Shall we run for our lives?
Timon: (accepting Pumbaa's answer) Oh, yes, let's.
(They all flee from the Rhydon and their screams attract Misty and the girls's attention)
Misty: What was that?!
Mel: I'd better hope it wasn't Lori Szyslak!
Meilin: This is the most disgusting and most grossest place ever!
(The echoes are heard all over, just before some buzzing sounds are heard)
Penny: Oh, I don't like these sounds! They give me the chills!
Theodora: Penny, please! There's no chills around here!
Lily: (shuddering and quivering) UWAAAA!!!!
Misty: Lily, what's the matter?
(They all turn around to see a lot of very angry Beedrill, with one of them wearing a solder's helmet)
Misty, Mel, Meilin, Penny, and Theodora: (freaking out together) A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY BEEDRILL!!!!
(The Beedrill in the lead lets out a loud CHARGE! Fanfare, prompting the swarm to attack the girls)
Misty and Friends: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(They all flee from the Beedrill, as they buzz right after all of them. In a series of chase montages, Supersonic plays)
Bad Religion: Well, am I making haste or could it be haste is making me What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in I gotta go faster Keep up the pace Just to stay in the human race I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate Into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan Now here I go again everything is alien How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in that vein I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivion I won't lie it's exciting When I try to decide things I just want to live decently meaningfully I'm in misery I could I go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan.
(Supersonic ends as both sides flee at last)
Piglet: Whew!
Misty: I'd never liked Bug Pokemon! They're more like carrots and peppers to me!
(Brittney Wong and Betty Hawkins show up, along with their friends and the Conductors)
Brittney: Really, guys?!
Betty: This never would have approved if Pokemon are a disgrace to the whole world!
Mr. Conductor 1: How could you?!
Sabrina: Would you just calm down?
Lorry: Ah don't want ta hear about Piglet and Misty's fear of Pokemon, ya know.
Mr. Conductor 3: That is correct, Lorry.
Chantal: Gee, what a bummer.
Mackenzie: Do you remind us of Toad the Break Van?
Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Mackenzie. He fell for a fast ride of a lifetime. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Busy Going Backwards starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: Toad the break van was feeling sad. Everywhere he look, he could see engines and coaches moving steadily forwards. They all look confident and cheerful. One day, he decided to talk to Oliver the Great Western Engine.
Toad: I'm always going backwards, Mr. Oliver. I have forward thinking views. I could be a leader if you know what I mean.
Gordon: You can't be a leader without a train to follow you. You don't have a train.
Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon said. Toad felt sadder still. Oliver wanted to help,
Oliver: You're a really useful break van, Toad. You help me break and you keep my freight cars in order when we go down hills.
Toad: I know, Mr. Oliver, but it'll be so exciting to go forwards for a change instead of always things sliding away from me.
Mr. Conductor 2: The freight cars were cross with Toad.
Car 1: Who he to started complaining?
Car 2: He's lucky to be look after us.
Car 3: Let's teach him a lesson.
Mr. Conductor 2: The freight cars were simply carried up their plan when they reach Gordon's Hill. When they were nearly at the top, they play their tricks.
Cars: Ready, steady, go!
Mr. Conductor 2: And they jerked and a coupling which broke.
Cars: We're making your wish come true, Toad! Follow the leader!
Mr. Conductor 2: Yelled the freight cars. Toad was still in a state of shock so he didn't know what to think. And he couldn't ask the conductor, he had jumped clear.
Cars: Faster, faster, as fast as you want!
Mr. Conductor 2: Screamed the freight cars. Suddenly, Toad found it fun but the fun was soon over. A crossing lay ahead and the gates were closed, Toad couldn't stop. Worst still, Toad now realize he was on the wrong track. There ahead was Gordon! The signalman change the points just in time.
Cars: On, on, faster!
Mr. Conductor 2: Cried the freight cars. Suddenly, he saw James pulling a long slow train.
Toad: Oh, my goodness! Help, save me!
Mr. Conductor 2: A quick thinking shunter did just in time.
James: What was that?!
Mr. Conductor 2: Explained James. The signalman warned the stationmaster at the next station.
Signalman: There's a runaway coming!
Stationmaster: We'll send them into the sidings.
Toad: Help, help!
Mr. Conductor 2: Called Toad again. Toad saw some buffers.
Toad: Those were stop me.
Mr. Conductor 2: But the points in the buffers weren't safe.
Toad: Oh, no! I'm back on the main line!
Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile Oliver was racing to the rescue.
Oliver: I must catch Toad. I must.
Mr. Conductor 2: Toad sped past Henry. More danger lay ahead. Men were working on the bridge, but they had been warned about the runaway Toad and his freight cars. They diverted him onto old sidings, straight into a muddy pool.
Toad: Stopped at last.
Mr. Conductor 2: Oliver arrived and when he saw Toad, he can only smile.
Oliver: A pond is the only place for a Toad I suppose.
Mr. Conductor 2: That night, Toad spoke to Oliver.
Toad: I'm sorry, Mr. Oliver, if I cause to any embarrasment.
Oliver: That's all right, Toad. So what do you think of going fowards?
Toad: It was fun.
Mr. Conductor 2: Decided Toad.
Toad: But from now on, I'd be happy to looking forward to the future, busy going backwards so to speak.
(Busy Going Backwards ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Toad got into a wild ride.
Mr. Conductor 3: Good.
Mr. Conductor 1: Well, we'd better see what Agent J and his friends are doing in Sunset Wilds.
(The Conductors vanish)
(At Sunset Wilds, Agent J and his crew are ready to go west)
Agent J: Alright, guys.
Agent K: Time to get into a western adventure.
Peter: I'll show Meg how I can be steady.
Alan: So do your sis and aunt.
(As they all set off at once, K.K. Western plays)
K.K. Slider: (singing) A wave, a splash, a ripple Ke Ke Ke At the flow’s end, what shall be? A present found on the seashore That is when a door will open Maybe it was the key The door’s other side Lies excitement Not just a faint breeze In the same way A switch of happiness That way You'll have Somehow have made it become A wave, a splash, a ripple Ke Ke Ke At the flow’s end, what shall be? A present found on the seashore Is calling out to you It seems to be.
(K.K. Western ends as the Conductors appear)
Mr. Conductor 1: Nicely done.
Jackie: We agree, Conductors.
Mr. Conductor 3: This means a world record for you all.
Uncle: One more thing: do you know about Elizabeth?
Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Uncle. She's an old quarry truck that Thomas met. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine enjoys taking specials. Today, he was bringing a special to Brendam Docks. His load was to go onto the cargo ship. The ship was scheduled to depart at sundown. Thomas had to get to the docks before then. But the load was very heavy. So Thomas puffed as hard as he could. He pulled so hard he broke his coupling rods. He wasn't going anywhere.
Thomas: Oh, dear!
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas said.
Thomas: I'll be late.
Mr. Conductor 2: His driver saw an old shed near the track.
Driver: If there's a telephone in there I could call for help.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
Thomas: Hurry.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
Thomas: And be careful. It looks spooky.
Mr. Conductor 2: Then a voice boomed from inside the shed.
Elizabeth: Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep.
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas hoped it wasn't a ghost, then his driver appeared.
Thomas: Is it a ghost?
Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Thomas nervously.
Driver: It's a surprise.
Mr. Conductor 2: His driver teased. Then the fireman took some of Thomas' coal and headed off to the shed.
Driver: She can get us to the fitter's yard.
Mr. Conductor 2: His driver said.
Fireman: If her boiler holds.
Mr. Conductor 2: Added the fireman anxiously.
Thomas: What kind of surprise is that?
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas wondered.
Driver: Thomas, meet Elizabeth.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver. At last the doors opened and out chuffed a dirty grimy steam truck.
Elizabeth: So you're the little puffer that's broken down.
Mr. Conductor 2: She sniffed. Thomas was cross.
Thomas: And you're just an old steam truck.
Mr. Conductor 2: He retorted.
Elizabeth: That would be vintage steam truck.
Mr. Conductor 2: Snapped Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: And I haven't much time for your coupling rods.
Mr. Conductor 2: The driver was concerned. Elizabeth was making awful grinding sounds.
Driver: She's not built for hills.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said anxiously.
Driver: You're losing steam.
Mr. Conductor 2: He called.
Elizabeth: Just catching my breath.
Mr. Conductor 2: Elizabeth chuffed. And finally, she made it. When Elizabeth returned with Thomas' coupling rods, she was pleased with herself.
Elizabeth: And next time don't be so careless.
Mr. Conductor 2: She scolded. Thomas thought Elizabeth was the rudest truck he ever met. But he was happy to get his new coupling rods. Thomas made it to the docks just in time.
Sir Topham Hatt: What took you so long?
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas told him about his broken coupling rods. He wanted to tell how rude Elizabeth was when she rolled up.
Elizabeth: Oh, it's you.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Elizabeth looking down at Sir Topham Hatt.
Elizabeth: Have you learned to drive properly yet.
Thomas: She's in trouble now.
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas said to his driver.
Sir Topham Hatt: Elizabeth.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt fondly.
Sir Topham Hatt: My first truck. I thought you have been lost.
Mr. Conductor 2: They were old friends. It was too much for Thomas. Then Elizabeth told Sir Topham Hatt how she'd been left in the shed for years. Sir Topham Hatt had been so pleased Elizabeth had been found. He asked Jem Cole to restore her to her original beauty. And soon Elizabeth had a rich dark color with gleaming coach works.
Sir Topham Hatt: You're the grandest truck in the whole railway.
Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said proudly.
Elizabeth: I know.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Elizabeth even more proudly. And Thomas had to agreed she did look grand.
(Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Elizabeth got restored.
Eduardo: I see.
Roland: You'd be leaving huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors vanish)
(We find Dexter and his Cartoon Network friends in Snow Land)
Dexter: Brr!
Eddy: We should have been wearing snow clothing!
(Elsa and Anna appear)
Elsa: Are you boys alright?
Anna: You look cold.
Zak: No, but we're about to have a snow war.
Prohyas: We agree to do it.
Elsa and Anna: Good.
Ben: Time to go hero!
Rex: You're on!
(As Dexter and Friends engage in a snow war, Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts plays)
Less Than Jake: Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows but is that is that enough or is (it) that we're not punk enough or is (it) that you think ska just sucks (but) Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus:] Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny Quest thinks we're sellin' out, (we're) sellin' out, yeah Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny, yeah Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows does it matter that you see our shirts besides going to school and going to work or that you think that ska just sucks Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus x2] (He thinks we're sellin' out sellin' out [x5] yeah sellin' out [x6] yeah)
(Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts ends as the guys end their war in a draw, just before the Conductors return)
Mr. Conductor 1: Whoa!
Mr. Conductor 3: Talk about a coincidence!
Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Percy's frozen experience.
(He blows his whistle and Jack Frost starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: It was an icy day on the Island of Sodor. The engines were working very hard. They didn't mind the cold because they had toasting hot fireboxes to keep them warm. That evening, Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds.
Sir Topham Hatt: There's a big freeze coming tonight.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
Sir Topham Hatt: James and Percy are to deliver extra coal to the stations.
James and Percy: Yes sir.
Mr. Conductor 2: They said eagerly and Sir Topham Hatt drove away.
Thomas: You better hurry.
Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Thomas.
Thomas: Or scary Jack Frost might get you.
Percy: Who's Jack Frost?
Mr. Conductor 2: Percy whistled nervously.
James: Don't be so silly.
Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed James.
James: Jack Frost is not scary.
Thomas: Yes he is.
Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Thomas.
Thomas: He's all white with a big spiky face.
James: Rubbish!
Mr. Conductor 2: Said James. James knew Jack Frost wasn't scary, but poor Percy wasn't so sure. Percy shivered.
Percy: Jack Frost is not scary, Jack Frost is not scary, Jack Frost is not scary.
Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile, James puffed along his route.
James: Silly Percy.
Mr. Conductor 2: He thought.
James: All steamed up over Jack Frost.
Mr. Conductor 2: Percy made his last delivery. The stationmaster was very pleased to see him.
Stationmaster: Oh, Percy.
Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
Stationmaster: We need twice as much coal to last through this freeze.
Percy: Don't worry.
Mr. Conductor 2: Percy said.
Percy: This is my last stop, you can have mine.
Mr. Conductor 2: So Percy's driver parked him in a siding with only a lantern for company.
Percy: Do you think scary Jack Frost will find me.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
Percy's Driver: Jack Frost not scary.
Mr. Conductor 2: Chuckled his driver.
Percy's Driver: And don't worry Elizabeth will bring you some more coal in the morning.
Mr. Conductor 2: And then his driver and fireman went home to bed. Late at night, the icy wind howled. It started to snow. Soon, Percy's face was so cold, an icicle hung from his nose.
Percy: Oh, b-b-b-b-bother.
Mr. Conductor 2: Percy stuttered, but it didn't sound like Percy. It was so cold, he could hardly make a sound. At last, James was on his way back to the sheds. In the fog, he saw shadows and strange and scary shapes.
James: Scary Jack Frost.
Mr. Conductor 2: He whispered nervously.
James: Pah!
Percy: Hello, J-j-j-j-james.
Mr. Conductor 2: Muttered Percy icily.
James: Scary Jack Frost!
Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James and he raced away as fast as his wheels could carry him. He didn't stop until he got back to the sheds. The next morning, Elizabeth brought plenty of coal.
Elizabeth: Oh my dear.
Mr. Conductor 2: Elizabeth chuffed to Percy.
Elizabeth: It looks like Jack Frost really got you.
Mr. Conductor 2: The firelighter started Percy's fire. Soon, his ice mask melted away.
Percy: So scary Jack Frost is only frost.
Mr. Conductor 2: Tooted Percy happily and soon he was as warm as toast. When Percy arrived at the sheds, James was bragging to the other engines.
James: I saw scary Jack Frost last night.
Mr. Conductor 2: James huffed.
James: He even knows my name.
Percy: He also knows that you ran away.
Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Percy and all the engines whistled including James. But Percy's was the loudest whistle of all.
(Jack Frost ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Percy got frozen.
Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better get to King Koopa's fourth castle.
Mr. Conductor 1: And see how the Eco-Villains are doing.
(The Conductors vanish)
(At King Koopa's fourth castle, Hoggish Greedly and his crew are ready for a big invasion)
Hoggish: We've finally done it!
Skumm: Looks like those fools are doing their best!
Duke Nukem: Surely, those Planeteers won't be sorry.
Blight: Right you are.
Plunder: Bleak, have you prepped up for the fight?
Bleak: All set and ready for action, Mr. Plunder!
Jason: It's morphin time!
Hoggish: What the?!
(A Morphing Roll Call occurs as Tommy leads off)
Tommy: Dragonzord!
Zack: Mastodon!
Kimberly: Pterodactyl!
Billy: Triceratops!
Trini: Saber-Toothed Tiger!
Jason: Tyrannosaurus!
(It was the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, who appear alongside Rocket and Perry)
Rocket: The jig is up, losers! Prepare to meet your doom!
Hoggish: Let's get them!
(As both sides engage in an extremely fast war, Through The Fire and Flames is heard)
Dragonforce: On a cold winter morning In the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign We ride towards the fight When the darkness has fallen down And the times are tough alright The sound of evil laughter falls Around the world tonight Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel Through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell Bodies wasted on the shores On the blackest plains in Hell's domain We watch them as they go Through the fire and pain and once again we know! So now we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness Our quest carries on Far beyond the sundown Far beyond the moonlight Deep inside our hearts and all our souls! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on! As the red day is dawning And the lightning cracks the sky They'll raise their hands to the heavens above With resentment in their eyes Running back through the midmorning light there's a burning in my heart we're banished from a time in a fallen land To a life beyond the stars In your darkest dreams see to believe Our destiny is time And endlessly we'll all be free tonight! And on the wings of a dream So far beyond reality All alone in desperation Now the time has gone Lost inside you'll never find Lost within my own mind Day after day this misery must go on! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on! [guitar solo] Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oah,who-o-o-o-oah! Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oa,who-o-o-o-oah! [guitar solo] Now here we stand with their blood on our hands We fought so hard, now can we understand I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can For freedom of every man! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
(Through The Fire and Flames ends as Hoggish and his crew are knocked to the floor)
Hoggish: Ow! What happened?
(But then, from behind them all, come Officer Jenny, Agent Nancy Miner, Lieutenant Felina and Commander Ulysses Feral, and Officer Floria Roberts, who all arrive with the Conductors)
Officer Jenny: Well, guys, we've caught these bad guys red handed.
Agent Miner: Surely, Murphy will give them a pure punishment.
Mr. Conductor 1: And that proves it.
Lieutenant Feral: You know, Uncle, they deserve to be under arrest.
Commander Feral: Indeed, Felina.
Mr. Conductor 3: We hope the others are alright.
Officer Roberts: Speaking of getting alright, do you remember Duncan?
Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Floria. He had quite a musical adventure. Let me explain.
(He blows his whistle and Faulty Whistles starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: It was early morning on the Island of Sodor. Duncan was waiting for Peter Sam who was bringing some freight cars for him to take to strawberry grove. Duncan was also to take the headmaster and the new organ. While they waited, the headmaster played a lively tune. Peter Sam had steamed all through the night to bring Duncan his wagons. But as he approached the junction, a low hanging branch knocked his whistle off. This meant he couldn't work until he got a new one.
Peter Sam: I can't run on the tracks without my whistle.
Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Peter Sam.
Peter Sam: That would be dangerous.
Duncan: An engine's not an engine without a whistle.
Mr. Conductor 2: Boasted Duncan and just to prove it, he let off a big blast. But the rest of the engines just ignored him. Duncan chuffed away in a big huff. He was cross.
Duncan: They're jealous of my fine whistle.
Mr. Conductor 2: Duncan puffed as he steamed through the countryside. He whistled at some sheep. They were too busy eating grass to take notice.
Duncan: Bah!
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duncan.
Duncan: I need to whistle louder and longer next time.
Mr. Conductor 2: Soon, Duncan approached the level crossing where Elizabeth the Quarry Truck waited with a farmer's prized bull. This time, Duncan as loud and as long as he could.
Bull: (roars)
Mr. Conductor 2: Said the bull.
Elizabeth: Stop that nonsense, Duncan.
Mr. Conductor 2: Elizabeth called. Duncan carried on cheerfully down the track. But he hadn't noticed his whistle had come loose. Then, Duncan saw Terence plowing a field.
Duncan: He'll get the loudest and longest whistle yet.
Mr. Conductor 2: He chortled to himself. And he blew so hard, his whistle shot off like a mighty rocket and landed out of sight. Everyone searched for Duncan's whistle but it was nowhere to be seen.
Duncan's Driver: We're stuck.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
Duncan's Driver: We can't move without a whistle. It would be too dangerous.
Headmaster: Leave it to me.
Mr. Conductor 2: The headmaster said. For the rest of the day, Duncan didn't make a sound. But the headmaster's organ did. As Duncan delivered his freight cars, the headmaster tooted the organ at every crossing and every stop. It alerted everyone just as a whistle would. Although Duncan didn't think so. Finally Duncan finished delivering the last of his freight cars.
(She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain playing on organ)
Mr. Conductor 2: Duncan steamed quietly back to the junction as the headmaster played the organ.
Rusty: Look.
Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty teased.
Rusty: It's Duncan the musical engine.
Rheneas: Let's whistle along.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Rheneas.
Skarloey: (whistles)
Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled Skarloey. But Peter Sam who had a shiny new whistle felt sorry for Duncan.
Peter Sam: You really did well to deliver your goods without a whistle.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
Duncan: Did you think so?
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duncan cheering up a bit.
Peter Sam: Absolutely.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Peter Sam.
Peter Sam: Even though an engine's not an engine without a whistle.
Headmaster: Or an organ.
Mr. Conductor 2: Chuckled the headmaster and he tooted the organ. And all the engines tooted back except Duncan, who just grinned.
(Faulty Whistles ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Duncan got a musical adventure.
Mr. Conductor 3: That's all for now.
Mr. Conductor 1: And just remember, everyone, the power is all yours.
(They all give a thumbs up as the crossover ends)
(The end credits start to roll with a full screen Captain Planet outro)
Kwame: Earth!
Wheeler: Fire!
Linka: Wind!
Gi: Water!
Ma-Ti: Heart!
All: Go Planet!
Captain Planet: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Chorus: Captain Planet, he's a hero, Gonna take pollution down to zero, He's our powers magnified, And he's fighting on the planet side Captain Planet, he's our hero, Gonna take pollution down to zero, Gonna help him put us under, Bad guys who like to loot and plunder "You'll pay for this Captain Planet!" (chanting) We're the planeteers, You can be one too! 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do, Looting and polluting is not the way, Hear what Captain Planet has to say:
Captain Planet: "THE POWER IS YOURS!!"

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