Cartman Throws a Tantrum is a fan-fiction episode of South Park.
- Narrator: One day, Cartman and his mom went to a video store. When Cartman saw a 2000 Barney's Super Singing Circus VHS, he went crazy.
- Cartman: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase can I have that 2000 Barney's Super Singing Circus VHS, Mom?
- Cartman's mom: Sorry, honey. You have many Barney videos at home. Besides, they do cost a lot of money.
- Cartman: But MOOOOM!!! I NEED THE BARNEY VHS OR ELSE PEOPLE WON'T THINK I'M KEEEEWL!!!
- Cartman's mom: I said NO!!!
- Cartman: BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! I WANT THE BARNEY VHS NOW!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
- Cartman's mom: Eric, you stop this behaviour immediately!
- Cartman: NOOOOOOOOO!!! I REALLY REALLY WANT THAT BARNEY VHS!!!
- Narrator: And so Cartman was dragged out of the store to his dark room for punishment.