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The outtakes for Aladdin and the Great Escape were shown right after the show played, and was then followed by the extended ending "Friend or Foe?".

Transcript

  • Narrator: And now, the never-before-seen outtakes of Aladdin's Great Escape.
  • (beep)
  • Director: Take one... action!
  • Aladdin: Hey, you gotta help me. I've been kidnapped by a... (laughs)
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: Dear people, I... come with disparaging news! His royal highness has... I have to look over my lines one last time, don't I?
  • (beep)
  • Roger: Everywhere those silly guys... Ha-ha-ha-ha!
  • (beep)
  • Doug: People respect self-worth.
  • (beep)
  • Hector: Ah! Merry Aladdin! (Trap door is activated, as he falls as children off-screen laugh at him) Oh! This is what happens for working with children! I should have your Confederate cards for this, you know!
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: Guess it looks like I'm not the only one who thinks everything is... UNEXPECTED! Well... almost everything.
  • (beep)
  • Doug: And the rest of you too!
  • Roger: We'll track you down if... wait, what?
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: I do love... khaki.
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: Move over bacon, here comes something leaner.
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: Ixnay on the amscray.
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: Do you know the way to Santa Fe?
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: Ut non advertunt sumus chipmunks , sed nos actu amica chipmunks . Bene , sort of ...
  • Roger: What!?
  • Doug: Where did he learn all these words?
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: That same night, I will speak to everybody in the land. Next slide please. (The projector shows people climbing into a wagon hitched to the back of a reindeer) Then, the following morning, I'll call the men and women out and they'll help me out. Next slide, please. (The projector shows a baby picture of Wreck-it Ralph)
  • Doug and Roger: Awwwww.
  • Sanjay: Ralph looks so cute when he was a little baby!
  • Carl: He sure does.
  • Aladdin: Well, I... Just show the next slide please.
  • (The projector shows Aladdin battling Pa Gorg in a wrestling arena)
  • (Doug and Roger laugh uncontrollably)
  • Aladdin: Okay, who put that in there?
  • Isabella: (off-screen) I did!
  • Aladdin: Stop this film immediately!
  • Doug: Sorry, Aladdin, it's just too funny.
  • (The projector changes back to the baby picture of Wreck-it Ralph)
  • Aladdin: Not again!
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: Then, the following morning, I'll call the men and women out and they'll help me out. Next slide, please. (The projector shows a baby picture of Wreck-it Ralph)
  • Doug and Roger: Awwwww.
  • Sanjay: Ralph looks so cute when he was a little baby!
  • Carl: He sure does.
  • Aladdin: Well, I... Just show the next slide please.
  • (The projector shows a nonsense slideshow featuring random recolored images)
  • Aladdin: A log that trapped my human friend Woody in the ocean? Nope. A branch, a sewer drain and a water drain? Too silly. A tree, a water pump, and a top? I don't think so. A chair on top of a cup of water on a mooring post? Shocking and slightly embarrassing. A ghost girl holding a pencil on the top of a water tower? Too predictable. 2 blocks of a cardboard cylinder on a sprinkler. Off-brand. A Japanese thing with a smiley face, four times a block and a cylinder, and an... eh, whatever this is. Too repeatable. A streetlight balanced on a pipe on a drinking fountain? Not in a million years. An airplane with a urinal full of dirty shoes with a washing fluid only thing. Too ordinary. An airplane with a statue and a... again, whatever that thing is. That's impossible. A camel, a caterpillar and a whale? Gross. A cebú, a hairbrush and a cheeseburger. Inedible. A washing machine stuck in a vehicle only lane with a man and a boy in the city? No way, Jose! Someone threw a BYPC manager into a trash can at a Joliet service, along with a toy airplane read in a newspaper, and my foot, and my mouth...
  • Roger: Ugh, that's disgusting.
  • Aladdin: ...and a prophet decides to go swimming after a big rainstorm ends. I don't think that's true... A speed limit with a knife and fork, and two animators from an animation studio share a donut while cuddling with a giant plush doll and having a sleepover in somebody's house? Whose idea was this? Woody's car's fuel slot with the letter C engraved in it, and a field sign with a ballerina? Highly improbable. A toddler trapped in a package with a hearth in it and water drainage and faucet. 10/10. A flea and tick powder is placed onto a dog while getting stapled in a city where people weren't allowed to ride bicycles in a garbage can along with a wooden horse, a penguin with a pompadour and a young Viking. They're gonna have to do something better than that! And a toilet flushed down a bagel, a weather service sign, a doll and some palm trees? Yeesh. I expect more from those guys who came up this crazy idea.
  • Doug: I demand a refund.
  • (beep)
  • (The projector shows a baby picture of Wreck-it Ralph)
  • Doug and Roger: Awwwww.
  • Sanjay: Ralph looks so cute when he was a little baby!
  • Carl: He sure does.
  • Aladdin: Well, I...
  • Young Ralph: Look here, little red man, I'll put the whole town in prison! Questioning my authority is treason!
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: Aladdin: Ladies and gentlemen, Ralph has begun the slavery plan. We're gonna sabotage all of these evil-doers. And then all the slaves will not like it a lot they're just gonna get up and leave town forever. All young men and all young women must come with me.
  • Hector: I don't want to come help you with your plan. But they do!
  • Doug and Roger: What?! No we don't! (They all run away) We don't want to help you!
  • (beep)
  • Woody: Tell me, why was I a constantly referenced character and plot point, yet BARELY said only a few lines?!
  • Doug: Umm... I-I don't know. You'll have to talk to Jimmy Neutron.
  • Director: Cut! You're overdoing the production of "MacChowder & the Stinky Cheese Battle"!
  • (beep)
  • Fozzie: Tie everything down!
  • Aladdin: See you later, fools.
  • (SPLASH!)
  • (beep)
  • (Door knock)
  • Aladdin: Pizza delivery!
  • Squidward: We did not order any.
  • Aladdin: Uh, yes you did. But I can't remember when.
  • Stinky Pete: Okay.
  • Sanjay: Okay, person delivery!
  • Stinky Pete: Why and how did you manage to invite people into my office? This isn't a town meeting.
  • Carl: We're gonna give those awful brutes a boatload of payback.
  • Stinky Pete: Oh, great. Come in.
  • (The door swings open, and it reveals E.B., Kermit, and Fix-It Felix, Jr.; wearing Chipmunk costumes, like they did in "A Bunny Christmas".)
  • Stinky Pete: Oh my goodness.
  • E.B., Kermit, and Fix-it Felix, Jr.: (laugh maniacally)
  • Stinky Pete: Hey, Squidward! You gotta see this.
  • (As Stinky Pete says this, Aladdin, Sanjay and Carl are knocked out and their eyes roll into their heads.)
  • E.B.: Oh this is awesome! Our impostors are now gone.
  • Kermit: You said it, E.B.!
  • Fix-it Felix, Jr.: You can trust us!
  • E.B.: Yeah. We're "The Chipmunks", you know. Not the freaky Chip-Flunk whatever-those-things-are.
  • (beep)
  • Fozzie: If you go to me again, you are going to lose everything!
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: He's right! All because of you going through the cowboys over there, mute cow-type animal, owls, honey-loving bear, doves, wind, rain, ghosts, Wii U, beauty of the graves with a G in the head, wind... I mean, sun, ox.
  • Lenny: I'm going to... cry.
  • (beep)
  • Aladdin: Stay right where you are. This will all end soon.
  • Flint: Are you gonna... drop our milk money into the sea?
  • (beep)
  • Aang: After you said rope, you would've implied Anna, Tootie, and Cindy to, maybe.... take their pants off?
  • Aladdin: (chuckles) I knew that thought was hilarious! We're gonna need a counterweight. Bring me something heavy.
  • Anna, Tootie, and Cindy: How about we take our pants off and use those as a counterweight?
  • Aang: That sounds fair enough.
  • Lenny: (laughing uncontrollably) ICEE London, ICEE France.
  • Aang: You got really good eyesight, Lenny.
  • (beep)
  • Director: Take nine-thousand three, and... action!
  • Aladdin: Because of what you said, you have enlightened me. And I wish you would... ah, what was it again?
  • (cardboard building falls onto Aladdin)
  • (beep)
  • Roger: That slavery was very despicable.
  • Aang: Tell him, Roger!
  • Roger: I would feel the same thing too if someone did this to me, Merry Aladdin.
  • Doug: Yeah, me too.
  • Woody: Me four.
  • Hector: And I feel the same thing too. And so does Isabella, the entire town of Ninaborough, the people who release our shows and movies on VHS and DVD, and everyone who likes the color yellow.
  • (beep)

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