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Version 1

  • (CartoonTales logo shows up)
  • Narrator: CartoonTales presents a hero for the ages.
  • E.B.: I'm E.B.! And these are my good friends, the Merry Men! We fund-raise from the rich and give to the poor!
  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: Care for some fresh-squeezed lemonade?
  • Patrick Star: It really is a good cause.
  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: How about an overpriced candy bar?
  • E.B.: It's for the kids.
  • Narrator: But times are tough...
  • Mike: And you know why times are tough?! I'll tell you why! Aloysius O'Hare! That why!
  • Narrator: When the greeky mayor schemes to boil their every good deed.
  • Aloysius O'Hare: Understand? The Prince of Ham, I am!
  • Mike: It's robbery what he's doing!
  • Narrator: The Merry Men decide to take matters into their own hands!
  • E.B.: Well, I'm not robbing from anyone.
  • Mike: If you're not cartoon enough to fight the man, then we will! Come on, Merry Men. Are you guys with me?
  • All: Absolutely!
  • Narrator: Losing his best friends may be too much for E.B.
  • Muriel Bagge: That must really hurt.
  • E.B.: Yeah. It sure does.
  • Narrator: Meanwhile, the Not-So Merry Men spring into action.
  • Mike: Boys, I got a plan!
  • Patrick Star: We're bringing home the bacon!
  • Narrator: But when things turn sour...
  • Mike: Uh-oh.
  • Narrator: Can E.B. save them?
  • Wembley Fraggle: Incoming!
  • Raj: What are we do now?
  • Narrator: Will E.B. learn that there's no hurt too big for God?
  • Muriel Bagge: "Give all you burdens to the Lord and he will take care of you."
  • Narrator: A very special CartoonTales lesson on handling hurt. E.B. Good...
  • E.B.: Whoa!
  • Narrator: ...and His Not-So Merry Men. Own it on DVD March 6th, 2012!

Version 2

  • (CartoonTales logo shows up)
  • Narrator: CartoonTales presents a hero for the ages.
  • E.B.: I'm E.B.! And these are my good friends, the Merry Men! We fund-raise from the rich and give to the poor!
  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: Care for some fresh-squeezed lemonade?
  • Patrick Star: It really is a good cause.
  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: How about an overpriced candy bar?
  • E.B.: It's for the kids.
  • Narrator: But times are tough...
  • Mike: And you know why times are tough?! I'll tell you why! Aloysius O'Hare! That why!
  • Narrator: When the greeky mayor schemes to boil their every good deed.
  • Aloysius O'Hare: Understand? The Prince of Ham, I am!
  • Mike: It's robbery what he's doing!
  • Narrator: The Merry Men decide to take matters into their own hands!
  • E.B.: Well, I'm not robbing from anyone.
  • Mike: If you're not cartoon enough to fight the man, then we will! Come on, Merry Men. Are you guys with me?
  • All: Absolutely!
  • Narrator: Losing his best friends may be too much for E.B.
  • Muriel Bagge: That must really hurt.
  • E.B.: Yeah. It sure does.
  • Narrator: Meanwhile, the Not-So Merry Men spring into action.
  • Mike: Boys, I got a plan!
  • Patrick Star: We're bringing home the bacon!
  • Narrator: But when things turn sour...
  • Mike: Uh-oh.
  • Narrator: Can E.B. save them?
  • Wembley Fraggle: Incoming!
  • Raj: What are we do now?
  • Narrator: Will E.B. learn that there's no hurt too big for God?
  • Muriel Bagge: "Give all you burdens to the Lord and he will take care of you."
  • Narrator: Plus a brand new Silly Song it's unwrapped!
  • Friendz: We're gonna snap. snap. snap. snap. snap! That wrap!
  • Timmy Turner: What up dog?
  • Patrick Star: Did that just happen?
  • Narrator: A very special CartoonTales lesson on handling hurt. E.B. Good...
  • E.B.: Whoa!
  • Narrator: ...and His Not-So Merry Men. Own it on DVD today!

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