Sheen: Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...
Chorus: CartoonTales! 'There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales!It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
(Sheen collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him)
Chapter 2: Opening Countertop
Jimmy Neutron: Hi, kids! Welcome to CartoonTales. I'm Jimmy Neutron!
Sheen Estevez: And I'm late for my Book Club!
Jimmy Neutron: Uh, Book Club?
Sheen Estevez: Hi, everyone! Sorry about that.
Dexter: It's okay, we started without you.
Sheen Estevez: Discussing the book?
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, eating the snacks.
Woody: And they were delicious.
Dexter: I would put them on par with the snacks from two months ago, but they paled in comparison to the snacks from last month.
Chapter 3: The Mighty Mississippi
Wallace: Oh--hello, there. Glad you could stop by. I'm Wallace--storyteller. It's a perfect night for a story, don't you think? A story set on the Big River. Yes, the Mississippi River. From the woods of northern Minnesota to New Orleans. They say a drop of water that falls into Lake Itasca way up here, will be in the Gulf of Mexico 90 days later. Of course, most people like to get down the river a little quicker than that. This is a story about just a fella--and to tell it, we're going to have to take a little trip down the old river ourselves. (got onto the boat and turned to his Indian guide) Hello, Wazowksi.
Mike Wazowski: (with a French accent) 'Allo Kimosabe.