• Narrator: Get ready for a hilarious journey down a mighty Mississippi. It's the all-new CartoonTales DVD - Jimm Neutron an Kristoff's Big River Rescue. The tale of two buddies on their journey of the lifetime.
  • Wallace: Trust me... this'll be fun!
  • Jimmy Neutron: Who's that guy?
  • Kristoff: I think it was Colonel Sanders.
  • Narrator: Jimmy and Kristoff have big plans for their riverside homestead.
  • Kristoff: Our dreams are coming true!
  • Narrator: But will they risk losing everything to help a mysterious singing stranger?
  • Jimmy Neutron: Hang on, Ralph! Help is on the way!
  • Narrator: It's a race down the river for Kristoff and his pals.
  • Kristoff: We gotta get out of here! Run, Ralph!
  • Narrator: The action and fun roll along just like a mighty river itself.
  • Ian Hawke: Fire in the hole!!
  • Narrator: As the classic Mark Twain tale gets that unmistakable cartoon twist. This rollicking adventure features an important lesson in Helping Others.
  • Kristoff: If we see someone who needs help, and we can help them... I think that's what God wants us to do.
  • Jimmy Neutron: You were right all along. We do need to help others... even when it's not easy.
  • Narrator: With music that pure CartoonTales.
  • Elsa: We ain't high-falutin' when the riverboats are tootin'... Happy River.
  • Narrator: Including a brand new Silly Song - The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
  • Woody: The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo, it lies atop a mound of snow, high in the hills where the cold winds blow, it's the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo.
  • Narrator: Don't miss the next exciting CartoonTales DVD - Jimmy Neutron and Kristoff's Big River Rescue.
  • SpongeBob: I enjoyed how the author intertwined complicated moral dilemmas with lighthearted cartoon frivolity.
  • (Jimmyandfriends's Entertainment logo shows up)
  • Narrator: Own it on DVD July 15th, 2008! From the studios of Jimmyandfriends's Entertainment.

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