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CartoonTales: The Cartoon University is Pikachufreak's spoof to VeggieTales: The Veggie University, which was released on May 15, 2007.

Plot

  • Ash, Scott, Mitchie, Rikochet, Kevin, Penny, Alex and Peter are excited about their first day of the Cartoon University. When they arrive, they are greeted by Miss Layla Mackenzie. In this home video, we show a lesson in studying. Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3 are the school counselors.

Cast

Counselors

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

Students of the Cartoon University

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Scott Summers (Kirby Morrow)
  3. Michiko "Mitchie" Ohara (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  5. Kevin Keene (Matt Hill)
  6. Penny Crygor (Kelly Sheridan)
  7. Alexander O'Connell (Chris Marquette)
  8. Peter Shepard (Ashley Johnson)

Ash's Classmates

  1. Ralph (Tara Jayne)
  2. Nelson (Kayzie Rogers)
  3. Marina (Lisa Ortiz)
  4. A.J. (Maddie Blaustein)
  5. Joe (Kayzie Rogers)
  6. Calista (Tara Jayne)
  7. Cherry (Kerry Williams)
  8. Temacu (Kerry Williams)

Scott's Classmates

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Janet Van Dyne (Colleen O'Shaughnessey)
  3. Sam Simpson (Jennifer Hale)
  4. Yoko (Katie Griffin)
  5. Kara Zor-El (Nicholle Tom)
  6. Terry McGinnis (Will Friedle)
  7. Martin Mystery (Sam Vincent)
  8. Lee Clark (Andrew Sabiston)

Mitchie and Penny's Classmates

  1. Ramona Sparks (Tara Strong)
  2. Audrey Jones (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Runo Misaki (Julie Lemieux)
  4. Zoey Hanson (Amanda Brown)
  5. Nikki Maxwell (Kelly Sheridan)
  6. Annie Roberts (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  7. Tori Meadows (Eileen Stevens)
  8. Maylu Sakurai (Brittney Wilson)

Rikochet and Kevin's Classmates

  1. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  2. Sabrina Spellman (Emily Hart)
  3. Blossom (Catherine Cavadini)
  4. Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)
  5. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  6. Eddy (Tony Sampson)
  7. Zak Saturday (Sam Lerner)
  8. Rex Salazar (Daryl Sabara)

Alex and Peter's Classmates

  1. Susie Feeble (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  2. Gretchen (Melissa Altro)
  3. Tooty The Elephant (Tara Jayne)
  4. Felicia McCoy (Debi Derryberry)
  5. Julie Morgan (Laraine Newman)
  6. Fox McCloud (Yuri Lowenthal)
  7. Presley Carnovan (Bill Switzer)
  8. Kwame (LeVar Burton)

Bullies of the Cartoon University

  1. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  2. Fiona Von Steig (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  3. Marie "Rogue" D'Ancanto (Meghan Black)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  5. Brittany Wong (Minae Noji)
  6. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  7. Mackenzie Hollister (Jennifer Hale)
  8. Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)

Thomas Stories (focusing on Duck and Diesel)

  1. Duck Takes Charge
  2. Pop Goes The Diesel
  3. Diesel's Devious Deed
  4. A Close Shave For Duck

Trivia

  • This is the spoof to The Veggie University.
  • Lexi and the other mean girls are the bullies.
  • Ash's classmates from the original series are seen.
  • The Thomas Stories focus on Duck and Diesel.
  • Rabbit (from The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh) is the principal of the Cartoon University.
  • Janet Van Dyne is dressed as Bailey (from Flower Power).

Transcript

  • (We open this home video with the 1998-2001 Lyrick Studios logo)
  • (We are then followed by the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)
  • (We afterwards open with the CartoonTales theme song)
  • Ash: If you like to talk to genius...
  • Ash, Alexander and Peter: If a squash can make you smile...
  • All: If you like to waltz with animals Up and down the produce aisle...
  • Ash: Ahem, excuse me. Have we got a show for you!
  • (Scott begins playing with his tuba)
  • All: CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales! CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
  • Ash: 'Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
  • All: CartoonTales 'There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales!' It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
  • (As the characters finish singing, Scott continues playing his tuba and then collapses)
  • Cars: Ya!
  • (Cartoons laughing)
  • (We then see Ash and the Cartoon Characters at Wilhelmina's Limousine)
  • Ash: Mom, are we there yet?
  • Wilhelmina: Quite so, son. All the students are to study at the Cartoon University.
  • Scott: Wow!
  • Mitchie: I just can't wait to see Ramona.
  • Rikochet: Even so, Shaggy and the other classmates are waiting.
  • Kevin: Me too.
  • Penny: I'd be happy to hear about my days.
  • Alex: Jonathan and Nora are always a couple.
  • Peter: Surely.
  • (The Limousine soon stops at the Cartoon University, the latest school in the world)
  • Wilhelmina: There you have it. The Cartoon University belongs to you guys.
  • Ash: Thanks, mom.
  • Mary: I wish you good luck, big brother.
  • Ash: Okay, little sister.
  • (Wilhelmina drives off to take Mary to the Cartoon Elementary)
  • Ash: You heard what my mom had said? Let's get inside.
  • Scott and the rest: Okay.
  • (As soon as the Cartoon Characters arrive inside, Rabbit of the 100 Acre Wood Gang greets them)
  • Rabbit: Welcome to the Cartoon University, you guys. I'm Principal Rabbit and I'm here to help.
  • Ash: Good to see you.
  • Scott: We were just about to begin our studies.
  • Rabbit: That's nice. You can go to each classroom.
  • All the Cartoon characters: Okay.
  • (At History Class, Ash meets up with Ralph and the other Pokemon Trainers)
  • Ash: Good to see you trainers here.
  • Ralph: We were about to have a history experience.
  • Nelson: You seem to love Misty and Brock.
  • Ash: They're my good friends that traveled with me and my little sister.
  • Marina: Bailey's been my sister since she shared her stockings with me.
  • A.J.: Mika and Andrea are mah sisters since they cared fer me.
  • Joe: I've just graduated from the Pokemon Tech and so is Giselle.
  • Calista: I'm always being popular.
  • Cherry: Keegan's very handsome.
  • Temacu: You know, Brock's been fearing for me once.
  • Ash: Everyone has something they do like and i have to mean it, you guys.
  • (The Conductors appear at that moment)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Sure thing, Ash.
  • Ralph: You must be Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Nelson: We're all glad that you're the counselors of the Cartoon University.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oh yes we are, Nelson. Today, we'll be studying a lot of exams.
  • Marina: I knew this'll be fun.
  • Calista: Apart from the exams, do you know about Duck?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Calista. He's a great western engine that came to Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Duck Takes Charge starts)
  • Percy: Do you know what?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy.
  • Gordon: What?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grunted Gordon.
  • Percy: Do you know what?
  • Gordon: Silly!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Of course I don't know what. If you don't tell me what what is.
  • Percy: Sir Topham Hatt says that the work in the yard is too heavy for me. He's getting a bigger engine to help me.
  • James: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: Any engine could do it. If you work hard and chatterless, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy went off to get some coaches.
  • Percy: That stupid old signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought. He was remembering the time he misunderstood a signal and gone backwards instead of forwards.
  • Percy: No one listens to me now. They think I'm a silly little engine and order me about. I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he didn't know how. By the end of the afternoon, he felt tired and unhappy. He brought some coaches to the station.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You look tired.
  • Percy: Yes sir, I am sir. I don't know if I'm standing on my dome or on my wheels.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You look the right way up to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer up. The new engine is bigger than you and can properly do the work alone. Would you like to help build my new harbour? Thomas and Toby will help too.
  • Percy: Oh yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The new engine arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What's your name?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Duck: Montague, sir, but I'm usually called Duck. They say I waddle. I don't really, sir, but I like Duck better than Montague.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Duck it shall be. Here, Percy, show Duck around.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The two engines went off together. Soon they were very busy. James, Gordon and Henry watched Duck quietly doing his work.
  • Henry: He seems a simple sort of engine.
  • James: We'll have some fun and order him about.
  • Henry, Gordon, James: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Smoke billowed everywhere. Percy was cross, but Duck took no notice.
  • Duck: They'll get tired of it soon. Do they tell you to do things, Percy?
  • Percy: Yes they do.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Percy.
  • Duck: Right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: We'll soon stop that nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whispered something.
  • Duck: We'll do it later.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home. Suddenly, he heard an extroitnary noise.
  • Henry, Gordon and James: Wheesh! (snorting)
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said and hurried to the yard. Duck and Percy calmly sat on the switches outside the shed, refusing to let the engines in. Gordon, James and Henry were furious.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Stop that noise!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bellowed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Gordon: They won't let us in!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Duck, explain this behavior.
  • Duck: Beg pardon, sir, but I'm a great western engine. We do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon, sir. Percy and I will be glad if you like to inform these, um, engines that we only take orders from you.
  • (Engines whistling)
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Quiet!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Percy and Duck, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon, Henry and James sniggered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: As for you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thundered Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You've been worse. You made a disturbance. Duck is quite right. This is my railway and I give the orders.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: After Percy went away, Duck was left to manage alone. He did so...easily!
  • (Duck Takes Charge ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, students, Duck's a great western engine.
  • A.J.: Ah knew that.
  • Joe: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Ash: Let's get some good relaxations. It's easy to finish studying and get A's.
  • Ralph and the others: Okay.
  • (We find Scott with his classmates)
  • Scott: So, Virgil. Do you like your sister and father.
  • Virgil: Surely. They've been part of my family.
  • Janet: I was dressed as Bailey, because wearing these long green socks can be easy.
  • Sam: I had my Evil Boyfriend outfit on.
  • Yoko: I always wear my red and pink socks.
  • Kara: You know, I've been casual.
  • Terry: Bruce is always on the look out.
  • Martin: Diana and Java are on my side.
  • Lee: Marc, Tony and Megan too.
  • Scott: Well, I got a song from Billy Joel that I wrote. Watch.
  • (Scott sings Uptown Girl)
  • Scott: Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she's never had a backstreet guy I bet her momma never told her why I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am And when she knows what She wants from her time And when she wakes up And makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl You know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been And then I'll win And when she's walking She's looking so fine And when she's talking She'll say that she's mine She'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love With an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am Uptown girl She's my uptown girl You know I'm in love With an uptown girl
  • (Uptown Girl ends)
  • Scott: So, how'd you like it?
  • Virgil: Cool!
  • Terry: You seem wonderful.
  • Scott: Thanks.
  • (We find Mitchie and Penny with their female classmates)
  • Mitchie: I'm glad there's lots of fun.
  • Penny: Have you heard of art?
  • Ramona: Why certainly.
  • Audrey: Mitchie, your black stockings are as cute as Maylu's.
  • Mitchie: Thank you.
  • Runo: You know, it's been a good thing that we're having a break.
  • Zoey: I hear everyone's getting set.
  • Nikki: Ruby and Brianna are part of my family.
  • Annie: Sure they are.
  • Tori: Dayton's been my cousin.
  • Maylu: Every step has a good choice.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Yes indeed, Maylu.
  • Mitchie: So, Conductors, are you excited for a practice?
  • Penny: You know there's lots of music.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Great.
  • Ramona: I'm the best It Girl in all.
  • Audrey: Did Diesel come to the Island of Sodor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Exactly, Audrey. Duck met him on his first visit. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Pop Goes The Diesel starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck is very proud of being Great Western. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too and makes everything ran like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The cars and coaches behave well, the passengers even stopped grumbling. But the engines didn't like having to bustle about.
  • Duck: There are two ways of doing things.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck told them.
  • Duck: The Great Western way, or the wrong way. I'm Great Western and...
  • Henry, Gordon and James: Don't we know it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They groaned. The engines were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. Sir Topham Hatt introduce him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Here is Diesel. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Duck.
  • Diesel: Good morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Purred Diesel in an oily voice.
  • Diesel: Please to meet you, Duck. Is that James and Henry and Gordon too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The silly engines were flattered.
  • Engines: He has very good manners.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They murmured.
  • Engines: We're pleased to have in our yard.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck had his doubts.
  • Duck: Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said. Diesel purred after him.
  • Diesel: Your worth Top...
  • Duck: Sir Topham Hatt to you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Ordered Duck. Diesel looked hurt.
  • Diesel: Your worthy Sir Topham Hatt thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesel don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
  • Duck: Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my cars while I fetch Gordon's coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel delighted to show off, purred away. When Duck returned, Diesel was trying to take some cars from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Diesel found them hard to move.
  • Diesel: Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
  • Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The cars groaned.
  • Cars: We can't! We won't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck watched with interest. Diesel lost patience.
  • Diesel: Grrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He roared, and gave a great heave. The cars jerked forward.
  • Cars: Ohhh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
  • Cars: We can't! We won't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
  • Diesel: Grrrr!
  • Duck: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Duck. Diesel recovered and try to push the cars back, but they wouldn't move. Duck ran quietly around to collect the other cars.
  • Duck: Thank you for arranging these, Diesel. I must go now.
  • Diesel: Don't you want this lot?
  • Duck: No thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel gulped.
  • Diesel: And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?
  • Duck: You never asked me. Besides.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
  • Diesel: Grrrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the cars were laughing and singing at him.
  • Cars: Cars are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong cars out, Pop Goes The Diesel!
  • Diesel: Grrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Growled Diesel, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.
  • (Pop Goes The Diesel ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1:

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