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  • (The film opens with the opening logo. Cuts to a black background where a bright light shines down and sparkles fall down from the light. Harold SquarePants' voice can be heard.)
  • Harold: (narrating) (clears throat) Ah, where to begin? (clicks tongue) How about... once upon a time? (the bright light vanishes) How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. (gasp) I got it! I got it! Here's how to open a movie!
  • (The opening of The Lion King plays with a man singing in African language.)
  • Harold: No, I don't think so. (opening of The Lion King disappears) It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?
  • (Cuts to a book of the story opening.)
  • Harold: Oh, no, no, no, not the book. How many have seen "opening the book" before? (brakes screech) (book opening plays in reverse) Close the book, we're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worse?
  • (Cuts to a bell tower which is ringing. The camera zooms in, revealing SpongeBob is ringing the bell.)
  • SpongeBob: Run for your lives! Everyone, run for cover!
  • (Cuts to Julie about to give Artie a cookie in a stroller.)
  • SpongeBob: (offscreen) S.O.S!
  • Julie: (gasps)
  • SpongeBob: (offscreen) Mayday! Mayday! (cuts to a restaurant where Dougal is drinking his water and Ruff Ruffman is munching on a bone) Code red! Duck and cover! (cuts back to him) You're all in danger!
  • (Julie gasps, throwing away the cookie. She grabs Artie, causing some more of Maxwell's brothers to come out, crying. Ruff Ruffman and Dougal panic and run out of the restaurant. Ruff Ruffman buries his bone.)
  • SpongeBob: (offscreen) Run for cover!
  • (Ruff Ruffman runs off. Toro runs into Julie, knocking her over.)
  • SpongeBob: (offscreen) Run for your lives!
  • Courage: AAAAAHHHH!!!!
  • (A fire engine with Sparky driving it comes out from the fire station.)
  • SpongeBob: Emergency! Emergency!
  • (Sparky nearly crashes into a car and knocks over some garbage cans. The ladder from Sparky's fire engine breaks the top of Georgette's car.)
  • Georgette: AH! Ah, ah! AAAAGH!!!
  • (Georgette crashes into a fire hydrant. The fire hydrant flies straight up to a water tower. The water tower's ball at the top falls off. Ludwig Von Drake, Sugar Bear, and Buster Bunny run away. Tots flies out of the stroller along with the others and Julie as the water tower's ball crushes the stroller. Everyone is running from the water tower's ball.)
  • SpongeBob: (offscreen) Run for your lives!
  • (Buster Bunny and Chester Cheetah run away from the water tower's ball which crashes into a wall. In the movie theater, Indiana Jones was playing. As Indiana Jones runs from the boulder, the water tower's ball crashes through the screen and out of the theater. The water tower's ball rolls off a tree and bounces off some cars. A bunch of citizens are applauding for the Mayor of Townsville's statue. Everyone runs off before the water tower's ball crashes down on the statue.)
  • SpongeBob: (offscreen) Run for cover!
  • (Sparky drives in.)
  • Sparky: (coughing) SpongeBob SquarePants! What is it? What's going on?
  • SpongeBob: The sky is falling, the sky is falling!
  • Buster Bunny: (peeks through the hole in the wall) The sky is falling?
  • Chester Cheetah: (peeks through the hole in the wall too) Are you crazy?
  • (SpongeBob runs out of the building.)
  • SpongeBob: No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!
  • (The citizens follow SpongeBob. Harold appears.)
  • Harold: No. Son... What?
  • SpongeBob: It happened under the old oak tree! I'm not making this up. I know it's here. (stammering) There's a piece of the sky somewhere... somewhere on the ground here. It... it was shaped like THAT! (points to a stop sign)
  • Courage: It... looks like a stop sign?
  • SpongeBob: Yes! Only it doesn't say "stop", and it's blue, and it has a cloud on it. And it hit me on the head... (an acorn falls on his head) ...and it looked like a stop sign.
  • Unknown: (offscreen) Wait! What's that?
  • Harold: Son, is this what hit you?
  • SpongeBob: Oh no, Dad. It was definitely a piece of the sky!
  • Harold: A piece of the sky. It's OK, everyone!
  • SpongeBob: Dad, no.
  • Harold: There's been, Iike, a Iittle mistake. It was just an acorn that hit my son. A Iittle acorn.
  • SpongeBob: No! Dad, no.
  • Harold: Quiet, son. This is embarrassing enough already.
  • (Everyone starts clamoring angrily. A bunch of microphones point at SpongeBob.)
  • Man Holding Microphone #1: SpongeBob SquarePants, what were you thinking?
  • Woman Holding Microphone #1: Why would you put your town's safety in jeopardy?
  • Man Holding Microphone #2: How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?
  • SpongeBob: But it a big-ig... big acorn level-fluh.
  • Georgette: What did he say?
  • SpongeBob: Big-ig... big acorn level-fluh.
  • Woman Holding Microphone #2: It was a big acorn?
  • Man Holding Microphone #3: It was an ape-throwing coleslaw?
  • (Cuts to Harold looking at the acorn. He facepalms himself.)
  • SpongeBob: (offscreen) Big-ig... big acorn level-fluh.
  • Unknown: Geshundheit!
  • Dudley Puppy: Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish. Gibberish of an insane person
  • Mayor of Townsville: Oh, come on, Harold! Your kid went and scared us all half to death!
  • Harold: Well, what can I tell you, folks, my son, you know... Kids do crazy stuff. You have kids. It's...
  • (Everyone leaves SpongeBob.)
  • SpongeBob: No, dad. It... It wasn't an acorn. It was a piece of the sky. Really it was. You gotta believe me.

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