Yogi Bear: OK, everyone. Listen up! I don't wanna hear any quacks, tweets, oinks, whinnies, or cockalee-doodle-doos when I say... (whips out a dodgeball) ...dodgeball.
Mikey: Oh man.
Spinelli: Pump it up! Pump it, pump it, pump it!
Yogi Bear: Split in into two teams: popular VS. unpopular.
Yogi Bear: Yeah, unpopular?
Mikey: Uh, shouldn't we review safety guidelines?
Yogi Bear: Sure! Hit the fat one, kids!
(Cuts to the people playing dodgeball. Mikey hides behind Sugar Bear, who gets hit.)
Mikey: AAAAAH! (hides behind Chester Cheetah, who also gets hit) OH! (runs off) (screaming) LOOK OUT! (whimpers)
Sandy: Calm down, Mikey, just... Just do what Tooteroo is doing.
(Tooteroo is dodging the dodgeballs by dancing to Gonna Make You Sweat by C&C Music Factory. Mikey tries moving his body, but gets hit with a few dodgeballs. He moves his head to both sides, but gets hit with dodgeballs. Then he gets hit with more dodgeballs.)
Mikey: (runs away) AAAAAHHHHHH!
Sandy: Tough morning?
SpongeBob: Had a run-in with my old nemesis.
Sandy: Gum in the crosswalk?
SpongeBob: He won this round.
Sandy: Your old foe.
Sandy: Incoming on your right! (throws SpongeBob up, making him dodge the dodgeballs)
SpongeBob: Thank you!
Eeyore: Hee-haw! (kicks dodgeballs into Nigel)
(Mower Mouth charges at Nigel, knocking the dodgeballs out of him, making them fly out to Eeyore.)
Eeyore: Aah! (ducks) (brays)
(The dodgeballs rebound down onto Eeyore, making him small.)
Eeyore: (walks off, blubbering)
Sandy: Yeah, I heard about the movie. Tough break.