Cartoons/Inside Out - Transcripts

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[first lines]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "Do you ever look at someone and wonder, what is going on inside their head? Well, I know. Well, I know Petunia’s head.

"[we see Petunia (Happy Tree Friends) as a new born baby, we then see inside her mind where Joy is formed] [voice over]"And there she was."[Cheer Bear watches Petunia’s parents through Riley’s eyes]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Hello. Petunia."
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Oh, look at you. Aren’t you a little bundle of joy."

[Cheer Bear sees an orb being form with the memory of her looking up at her parents]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Whoa."

[She puts the core memory back and it lights up headquarters.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "It was amazing. Just Petunia and me forever."

[Baby Petunia begins to cry]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over]"Or for thirty-three seconds."[in Petunia’s mind we see Loyal Heart Dog standing next to Cheer Bear touching the control console]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): "I’m Loyal Heart Dog."

[she extends her hand to Cheer Bear and they shake hands]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Oh, hello. I’m Cheer Bear, so. Can I just, if you could…I just want to fix that."

[Cheer Bear tries to push Loyal Heart Dog out of the way of the control console]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears) "Thanks."
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "And that was just the beginning. Headquarters only got more crowded from there."

[We see Petunia a few years older running around her house playing, while in her mind there is Goofy, Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog]

Goofy (Disney): "Very nice. Okay, looks like you got this. Very good. Whoa, sharp turn…! no, look out, no!"

[He pushes Cheer Bear out of the control console to take over]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "That’s Goofy. He’s really good at keeping Petunia safe."

[We see Petunia hesitate as she reaches a lamps electric cord lying on the ground]

Goofy (Disney): "Easy. Easy. Ahh.Hop it!"

[Petunia carefully places her feet over the cord to avoid tripping on it]

Goofy (Disney): "Oh, we’re good. We’re good."

[A purple memory came through.]

Both: "Whoo. Good job."
Goofy (Disney): "Thank you. Thank you very much."
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "And we’re back!"

[Cheer Bear takes over the control console and Petunia continues to play and run around the living room.Petunia is sat in her high chair being fed broccoli by her parents]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Here we go, alright. Open."

[Inside her mind Petunia’s emotions are watching through her eyes]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Hm, this looks new."
Goofy (Disney): "Think it’s safe?"
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): "What is it?"
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "Okay, caution. There is a dangerous smell, people. Hold on. What is that?"
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "This is Proud Heart Cat. She basically keeps Petunia from being poison, physically and socially."

[As they watch Ben Kropotkin trying to feed her broccoli]

Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It’s broccoli!"

[She quickly presses the control button on the console and Petunia flips the plate of broccoli aside in disgust]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): "Yucky!"

[It lands on her Ben Kropotkin's face and also a green memory comes through.]

Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "Well. I just saved our lives."
All: (Sighs in relief)
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "Yeah, you’re welcome."
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Petunia, if you don’t eat your dinner, you’re not going to get any dessert."
Donald Duck (Disney): "Wait. Did he just say we couldn’t have dessert?"
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "That’s Donald Duck. He cares very deeply about things being fair."

[Donald Duck stomps over to the control console in Petunia’s mind]

Donald Duck (Disney): "So, that’s how you want to play it, old man! No dessert? Oh, sure! We’ll eat our dinner! Right after you eat this."

[He flips the control as his head blows out fire and Petunia start to scream and cry in anger.A red memory came through.]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Petunia, Petunia. Here comes an airplane."
Donald Duck (Disney): "Oh, airplane."

[Donald Duck stops being angry and steps aside]

Donald Duck (Disney): "We got an airplane, everybody."
All: "Ooh."

[Ben Kropotkin manages to use the airplane trick to feed Petunia the broccoli and yellow memory orb is formed.Loyal Heart Dog stands next to Cheer Bear as they watch Petunia being fed by her dad]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "And you’ve met Loyal Heart. She…well, she…"

[We see Petunia crying on a variety of days showing Loyal Heart Dog taking over her emotions.Like broken toy,spilled ice cream,Tantrum at the store,and wanted out of her car seat.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "I’m not actually sure what she does. And I’ve checked, there’s no place for her to go. So, she’s good. We’re good. It’s all great."

[She goes over to the memory orbs]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "Anyway.These are Petunia’s memories. And they are mostly happy if you’ll notice, not to brag."

[She watches a memory of Petunia and Giggles going down the slide and she replays it.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [Voice over] "But the really important ones are over here."

[She goes over to a hub in the middle of the headquarters.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over]"I don’t want to get too technical but these are called core memories. Each one came from a super important time in Petunia’s life. Like when she first scored a goal. It was so amazing."

[We see Petunia playing ice hockey with her parents and celebrating after she scores a goal.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "And each core memory powers a different aspect of Petunia’s personality."

[We see the core memories powering five islands.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] Like, Hockey Island. Goofball Island is my personal favorite.

[We see memory of Petunia as she runs away from her Ben Kropotkin as he tries to put clothes on her and she goofballs around to get away from him.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "Yup. Goofball is the best. Friendship Island is pretty good too."

[We see Petunia and Giggles playing with each other.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [Voice Over] "Ooh, I love Honesty Island. And that’s the truth."

[We see Petunia holding up a hammer and fixing a broken glass.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [Voice over] "And of course, Family Island is amazing."

[We see Petunia feeding Ben Kropotkin a cookie.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over]"The point is, the islands are personality are what make Petunia, Petunia."

[We see Petunia growing up and making memories along the way with Cheer Bear being the main organizer.]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Good night."
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): "Goodnight Ben Kropotkin."

[Cheer Bear watches through Petunia eyes as she getting ready to sleep and they closed.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "And we’re out. That’s what I’m talking about. Wooh! Another perfect day. Nice job everybody. Let’s get those memories down to long term."
Goofy (Disney): "Alright. We did not die today. I call that an unqualified success."

[The emotions watch as the memory orbs are taken away]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] "And, that’s it. We love our girl. She’s got great friends and a great house. Things couldn’t be better. After all, Petunia is eleven now. What could happen?"

[The next day the emotions watch as Petunia’s family house is sold]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "What?"

[The emotions watch in horror as a removal truck takes the furniture and drives off]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Okay. Not what I had in mind."

[Petunia and her parents drive to San Francisco]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Hey, look! The Template:WP, isn’t that great? It’s not made up of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment. But still…"
Goofy (Disney): "I sure am glad you told me earthquakes are a myth, Cheer Bear. Otherwise I’d be terrified right now."
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Uh…yeah."

[Referring to the cars honking their horns as Petunia and her parents are stuck in traffic]

Donald Duck (Disney): "These are my kind of people."
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Alright, just a few more blocks. We’re almost to our new house."
Donald Duck (Disney): "Step on it, Daddy."
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "Why can’t we just live in the smelly car? We’re already been in it forever."
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Which… actually was really lucky. Because that gave us plenty of time to think about what our new house is going to look like. What? Let’s review the top five daydreams."

[She plays Petunia’s fantasy of what their new house will look like, first one is a house with a massive slide going along the side of it]

Goofy (Disney): "Ooh, that looks safe."
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): "That looks nice."

[Referring to a house made on top of a tree]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Ooh, this will be great for Petunia. Oh! No, no, no, this one."

[She shows them a house made out of cookies]

Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "Cheer Bear, for the last time, she cannot live in a cookie."

[The next house is a castle with a dragon flying above it]

Donald Duck (Disney): "That’s the one. It comes with a dragon."
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Are we getting close? I can feel it. Here it is. Here’s our new house. And…"

[Ben Kropotkin pulls up outside their new house, Petunia gets out of the car and looks up and look clearly disappointed when she sees their house]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Maybe, it’s nice on the inside."

[As Petunia enters the house]

Donald Duck (Disney): "We’re supposed to live here?"
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): "Do we have to?"
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "I’m telling you, it smells that something died in here."
Goofy (Disney): "Can you die from moving?"
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Guys, you’re overreacting. Nobody is die…"
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "A DEAD MOUSE!"

[Dissolve to a dead mouse]

Goofy (Disney): [Screams]
Donald Duck (Disney): "Great."
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "I’m gonna be sick."
Goofy (Disney): "It’s a house of the dead! What are we gonna do? We’re gonna get rabies!"

[Goofy jumps onto Donald Duck’s head]

Donald Duck (Disney): "Get off of me!"

[Donald Duck blows fire off his head which makes Goofy jump off as it sets fire to his backside]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "All through the drive, Ben Kropotkin talked about how cool our new room is. Let’s go check it out."
Goofy (Disney): "It’s gonna be great. Yes, yes, yes, yes!"

[Petunia quickly goes to see her new room which is just as bad as the rest of the house]

Goofy (Disney): "No, no, no, no."
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "I’m starting to envy the dead mouse."
Donald Duck (Disney): "Get out the rubber ball. We’re in solitary confinement."
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): "Petunia can’t live here."
Donald Duck (Disney): "She’s right."
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "It’s the worst."
Goofy (Disney): "Really bad."
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "It’s absolutely the worst."
Donald Duck (Disney): "This house stinks."
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): "It’s the worst place I’ve been in my entire life."
Goofy (Disney): "Oh, yeah."

[Cheer Bear looks in dismay as more memory sphere are made based Petunia’s feelings on the new house and room]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Hey, it’s nothing our butterfly curtains couldn’t fix. I read somewhere that an empty room is an opportunity."
Donald Duck (Disney): "Where did you read that?"
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "It doesn’t matter, I read it and it’s great. We’ll put the bed there, and the desk over there."
Goofy (Disney): "The hockey lamp goes there."
Donald Duck (Disney): "Uh, put the chair there."
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Or the trophy collections."
Goofy (Disney): "There. Stars! I like that."
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Now, we’re talking. Let’s go get our stuff from the moving van."

[as Petunia goes down to get her stuff from the moving van she overhears her parents]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Well, guess what? The moving van won’t be here until Thursday."
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): "You’re kidding."
[as they watch this through Petunia’s eyes]
Goofy (Disney): "Our van is lost? It’s the worst day ever!"

[Cheer Bear watches as Petunia makes more bad memories]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): "You said it would be here yesterday."
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): "And I know that’s what I said. That’s what they told me."
Goofy (Disney): "Elaine and Ben are stressed out!"
Donald Duck (Disney): "They’re stressed out?"
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Arguing!"
Goofy (Disney): "What are we going to do?"

[as Petunia watches her parents arguing over the lost van Cheer Bear gets an idea]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "I’ve got a great idea!"
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Did you even read the contract?"

[Petunia starts playing hockey with a piece of balled up paper]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): "Alling makes her move. She’s closing in."
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Hey. Oh no, you’re not."

[her Ben Kropotkin joins in the game.]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): "She's lining up for the shot she shoots and she scores yeah."

[The emotions cheer.]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): "C'mon Grandma."
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): "Ha Grandma."

[She puts up her hair.]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): "Uh oh she's putting her hair up.We're in for it."

[Elaine Kropotkin is the guard, and the parents have a pile. The game gets interrupted by a phone call.]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Sorry, hold on.

[he answers the call]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Hello?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Wait. What?

[Petunia watches her Ben Kropotkin in dismay as he talks on the phone]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): You’re kidding. Alright. Stall for me, I’ll be right there.
[to Petunia and her mom]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): The investors are supposed to show up on Thursday, not today. I gotta go.

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): It’s okay, we get it.
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): You’re the best. Thanks, hon.

[he kisses her and waves to Petunia]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): See you, sweetie.

[Ben Kropotkin turns and leaves the house]

Goofy (Disney): Ben Kropotkin just left us.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, he doesn’t love us anymore. That’s sad. I should drive, right?

[as she goes to take over the control console Cheer Bear stops her]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Cheer Bear, what are you doing?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Uh, just give me one second. Um, you know what I’ve realized? Petunia hasn’t had lunch. Remember?

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends) [to her Elaine Kropotkin]: Hey, I saw a pizza place down the street. Maybe we could try that.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Pizza sounds delicious.
Goofy (Disney): Pizza!
Donald Duck (Disney): Pizza.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Yes, pizza.
Donald Duck (Disney): Great idea. Let’s get it.

[Petunia and her Elaine Kropotkin are at the pizza place, the girl at the counter hands over a pizza with broccoli on top]

Goofy (Disney): What the heck is that?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Who puts broccoli on pizza!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): That’s it, I’m done.
Donald Duck (Disney): Congratulations San Francisco, you’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!

[as Petunia and her Elaine Kropotkin walk back to their house]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): What kind of a pizza place only serves one kind of pizza? Must be a San Francisco thing. Still, it’s not as bad as the soup at that diner in Nebraska.
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Oh, yeah. The spoon stood up in the soup by itself. That was disgusting.

[Cheer Bear feels relief as Petunia and her mom continue to bond]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): We’re good. Family’s running.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): The drive out was pretty fun, huh? What was your favorite part?
Donald Duck (Disney): Spitting out of the car window!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Definitely not when Ben Kropotkin was singing.
Goofy (Disney): Wearing a seat belt.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, what about the time with the dinosaur?

[Cheer Bear quickly brings up the memory on the control console]

Goofy (Disney): Oh, that’s the one.

[to her Elaine Kropotkin as she recalls the memory]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): I like that time with the dinosaur, that was pretty funny.

[suddenly Petunia’s becomes sad and her memory clouds over]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Wait, what? What happened?

[the emotions turn to see Loyal Heart Dog touching the memory]

Goofy (Disney): She did something to the memory.

[Cheer Bear takes the memory orb]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): What did you do?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I…I just touched it.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): That shouldn’t make it change.
Goofy (Disney): Oh, change it back, Cheer Bear!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): I’m trying.
Donald Duck (Disney): You can’t change it back?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): No. I guess I can’t.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Good going, Loyal Heart Dog. Now when Petunia thinks of that moment with Ben Kropotkin, she’s gonna feel sad. Bravo.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I’m sorry, Cheer Bear. I don’t really know. I thought maybe if you, if you, I…
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Cheer Bear, we got a stairway coming up.

[Petunia and her Elaine Kropotkin are approaching a large sidewalk stairway]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Just don’t touch any other memories until we figured out what’s going on.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bears): Okay.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Alright. Get ready. This is the monster railing and we are riding it all the way down.

[Petunia gets ready to slide down the banister when she suddenly looks sad and step off]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Wait, what? What happened?

[suddenly a memory orb slides over and hits Cheer Bear on her leg]

Goofy (Disney): A core memory!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, no.

[suddenly Goofball Island stops working]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart, what are you doing?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): It looked like one was crooked, so I opened it and then it fell out.

[Cheer Bear puts the core memory back into its place and Goofball Island starts working again, Petunia cheers up and slides down the banister]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): It’s just that, I wanted to maybe hold one.

[Loyal Heart Dog goes to pick up another memory orb]

Goofy (Disney): Cheer Bear!

[Cheer Bear pushes Loyal Heart’s hand up to stop her]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Woh, woh, woh!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart Dog, you nearly touch a core memory. And when you touch them, we can’t change them back!
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, I know. I’m sorry. Something’s wrong with me. I… it’s like I’m having a break down.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): You’re not having a break down. It’s stress.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I keep making mistakes like that. I’m awful.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): No, you’re not.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): And annoying.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): They, well, uh, you know what? You can’t focus on what’s going wrong. There’s always a way to turn things around, to find the fun.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah, find the fun. I don’t know how to do that.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Okay. Well, try to think of something funny.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Um. Oh, remember the funny movie where the dog dies?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, yeah. That’s not…
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): What about that time, with Giggles? When Petunia laughed so hard, milk came out of her nose.

[Cheer Bear starts laughing as she remembers]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Come on.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bears): Yeah, that hurt. It felt like fire. It was awf…
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Okay, okay. Don’t think of that. Let’s try something else. Um, what’re your favorite things to do?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): My favorite? Um, well, I like it when we’re outside.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): That’s good! Like, there’s the beach and sunshine. Oh, like the time we buried Ben Kropotkin in the sand up to his neck.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I was thinking more like rain.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Rain. Rain is my favorite too! We can stomp around the puddles, you know? There’s cool umbrellas, lightning storms.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): More like when the rain runs down our back, and makes our shoe soggy. And we get all cold, shivery and everything just starts feeling droopy.

[Loyal Heart Dog falls onto her face crying]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh. Hey, hey, hey. Easy. Why are you crying? It’s…it’s like really the opposite of what we’re going for here.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Crying helps me slow down and obsessive over the weight of life’s problems.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): You know what? Let’s, uh, think about something else. How about we read some mind manuals? Huh? Sounds fun.

[she takes Loyal Heart Dog over the manuals]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I’ve read most of them.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Well, have you read this one? This seem interesting.

[she picks up a manual and opens to read it]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Long Term Memory Retrieval Volume 47.

[she give the manual to Loyal Heart Dog]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): No.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Ooh, a real page turner.

[reads from the manual]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Long term memory data selection via channels sub-grouping.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): See! Fun already. Oh, you lucky dog. You’re reading these cool things, I gotta go work. Life is so unfair.

[Cheer Bear walks off looking worn out from trying to cheer Loyal Heart Dog up. A green memory orb rolls in and Cheer Bear's face falls with a groan]

[Petunia walks down the stairs and watches her parents, her mom is busy cleaning up the house and her Ben Kropotkin is on the phone with his work]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Elaine, Ben. Come kiss me good night.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Be right there!

[Petunia goes back to her bed looking upset that her parents are so busy]

Goofy (Disney): Did you hear Ben Kropotkin? He sounded really upset. [suddenly a car outside goes by with a loud engine making Petunia scared]
Goofy (Disney): What was that? Was it a bear? It’s a bear!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): There are no bears in San Francisco.
Donald Duck (Disney): I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.
Goofy (Disney): Ooh, I’m so jumpy. My nerves are shot!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Ew! I don’t wanna hear about your nerves.
Donald Duck (Disney): I’ll tell you what it is. This move has been a bust.

Goofy (Disney): That’s what I’ve been telling you guys. There are at least thirty-seven things for Petunia to be scared of right now.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): The smell alone is enough to make her gag.
Donald Duck (Disney): I can’t believe Elaine and Ben moved us here!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Look, I get it. You guys have concerns. But we’ve been through worse. Tell you what, let’s make a list of all the things Petunia should be happy about.
Donald Duck (Disney): Fine. Let’s see. This house stinks. Our room stinks.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Pizza is weird here.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Our friends are back home.
Goofy (Disney): And all our stuff is in the missing van.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, come on. It could be worse.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah, Cheer Bear. We could be lying on a dirty floor, in a bag.

[we see Petunia sleeping on the floor in her sleeping bag]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Okay, I admit it. We had a rough start. But think of all the good things that…
Donald Duck (Disney): No, Cheer Bear. There’s absolutely no reason for Petunia to be happy right now. Let us handle this.
Goofy (Disney): I say we skip school tomorrow and lock ourselves in the bedroom.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): We have no clean clothes. I mean no one should see us
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah, we could cry until we can’t breathe.
Donald Duck (Disney): We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It’s a good one!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Now, hold on. Look, we all have our off days. You know…

[the emotions watch as Elaine Kropotkin comes to her room to say good night]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Hi, honey.
Donald Duck (Disney): The Elaine Kropotkin bad news train is pulling in. Toot-toot!
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Still no moving van. Now they’re saying it won’t be here till Tuesday. Can you believe it?
Donald Duck (Disney): Toot-toot-toot!
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Where’s Ben Kropotkin?
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): On the phone. This new adventure is keeping him pretty busy.
Donald Duck (Disney): I rest my case.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Your Ben Kropotkin’s a little stress, you know, about getting his new company up and running…

[looking disheartened Cheer Bear goes to the side while the other emotions take over the controls]

Donald Duck (Disney): Now, for a few well place withering scowls.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): I guess all I really want to say is, thank you.
Donald Duck (Disney): Huh?
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): You know, through all these confusion you’ve stayed… Well, you’ve stayed our happy girl. Your Ben Kropotkin is under a lot of pressure. But, if you and I can keep smiling, it would be a big help. We can do that for him. Right?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Whoa.

[Cheer Bear comes over to take over the controls]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Well.

[Petunia smiles]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Yeah, sure. What did we do to deserve you?

[she kisses Petunia good night, turns off the light and gets up to leave]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Sweet dreams.
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Good night.
Donald Duck (Disney): Well, you can’t argue with Elaine Kropotkin. Happy it is.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Can’t argue with Elaine Kropotkin, that’s true.
Goofy (Disney): Team Happy. Sounds great.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Totally behind you, Cheer Bear.

[Petunia closes her eyes to sleep]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Looks like we’re going into REM. I’ve got dream duty so I’ll take care of sending these to long term. Great day today, guys. All sleep well, team Happy.What's on dream production."

[after Cheer Bear sees that Petunia is having a nightmare about her move the new house and city]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Who is in charge of programming down there? I know I’m not supposed to do this, but…

[she turns off Petunia’s nightmare]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): We are not going to end the day like this.

[Cheer Bear brings up a core memory so that Petunia can dream ice skating with her family]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Don’t you worry. I’m going to make sure that tomorrow is another great day. I promise.

[the next morning Cheer Bear is playing "Reveille" on the accordion to wake up the other emotions]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hello. Did I wake you?
Donald Duck (Disney): Do you have to play that?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Well, I have to practice. And I don’t think of it as playing so much as hugging.

[she throws the accordion aside]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Okay, first day of school. Very, very exciting. I was up late last night figuring out a new plan. Here it is! Goofy, I need a list of all the possible negative outcomes on the first day at a new school.
Goofy (Disney): Way ahead of you there. Does anyone know how to spell meteor?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Proud Heart, make sure Petunia stands out today. But also blends in.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): When I’m through, I think you're look so good, the other things will look at their own outfits and barf.

[to herself]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Cheer Bear. Yes, Cheer Bear. You’ll be in charge of the console, keeping Petunia happy all day long. And may I add, I love your dress, it’s adorable. Oh, this old thing. Thank you so much. I love the way it twirls.

[spots the train heading towards them]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Train of Thought, right on schedule. Donald, unload the daydreams. I ordered extra, in case things get slow in class.
Donald Duck (Disney): Might come in handy, if this new school is full of boring, useless classes. Which it probably will be.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, Loyal Heart. I have a super important job just for you.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Really?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Um-hmm. Follow me.

[Cheer Bear draws a circle with a chalk around where Loyal Heart Dog is standing]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): What are you doing?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): And there, perfect. This is the circle of Loyal Heart Dog. Your job is to make sure that all the Loyal Heart stays inside of it.

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): So, you want me just to stand here?

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey, it’s not my place to tell you how to do your job. Just make sure that all the Loyal Heart Dog stays in the circle. See! You’re a pro at this. Isn’t this fun?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): No.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): ‘At a girl.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Alright everyone, fresh start. We are going to have a good day which will turn into a good week, which will turn into a good year, which turns into a good life!

[they watch as Elaine Kropotkin helps her to get off to school]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): So, big day. New school. New friends. Huh?
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): I know. I’m kind of nervous, but I’m mostly excited. How do I look? Do you like my shirt?
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Very cute. You gonna be okay? You want us to walk with you?
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Elaine and Ben, with us in public. No, thank you.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Yep, I’m on it.

[she presses a button the console]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Nope, I’m fine. Bye Elaine. Bye Ben.
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Have a good day in school, monkey.

[Petunia starts doing a monkey impression and her parent join in]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Have a great day, sweetheart.

[Petunia is sat in class in her new school and notices some girls talking]

Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Okay, we’ve got a group of cool girls at two o’clock.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): How do you know?
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Double ears pierce, infinity scarf.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Woh. Is she wearing eye shadow?
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah. We want to be friends with them.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Let’s go talk to them.
Proud Heart Car (Care Bear Cousins): Are you kidding? We’re not talking to them! We want them to like us.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh. Yeah. Wait, what?
Goofy (Disney): Almost finished with the potential disasters. Worst scenario is either quicksands, spontaneous combustion or getting called on by the teacher. So as long as none of those happens…

[back in school, Grams Bear enters the classroom]

Grams Bear (Care Bears): Okay, everybody. We have a new student in class today.
Goofy (Disney): Are you kidding me! Out of the date! This is not happening!
Grams Bear (Care Bears): Petunia, would you like to tell us something about yourself?
Goofy (Disney): No! Pretend we can’t speak English.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Don’t worry, I got this.

[with Cheer Bear controlling the console, Petunia stands to introduce herself to the class]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): My name is Petunia Skunk. I’m from Minnesota and now I live here.
Grams Bear (Care Bears): And how about Minnesota? Can you tell us something about it? Well you certainly get a lot more snow than we do.

[the Grams Bear laughs and Cheer Bear starts laughing too]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): She’s hilarious.
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Yeah, it gets pretty cold. The lake freezes over, and that’s when we play hockey. I’m on a great team; we’re called the Prairie dogs. My friend, Giggles plays forward and my Ben Kropotkin’s the coach. Pretty much everyone in my family skates; it’s kind of a family tradition. We go out on the lake almost every weekend.

[suddenly her memory of skating with her parents turns sad]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Or, we did till I moved away.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Hey. What gives?
Goofy (Disney): What?

[the emotions turn and see Loyal Heart Dog is touching one of Petunia’s core memories again]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey, Loyal Heart! You touched a memory? We talked about this.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, yeah, I know. I’m sorry.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Get back in your circle.

[Cheer Bear tries to get the core memory out but it’s stuck]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): What’s going on?
Goofy (Disney): Get it out of there, Cheer Bear.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Eject.

[back in class, Petunia gets sadder, nearly in tears]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): We used to play tag and stuff.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Who knows but it is at three o’clock.
Goofy (Disney): Did you see that look? They’re touching us!

[Petunia starts to cry in class as she feels sadder]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): But, everything is different now. Since we moved.
Goofy (Disney): Oh, no. We’re crying and sloth!

[Cheer Bear sees Loyal Heart Dog on the console]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): What? Loyal Heart Dog, what are you doing!

[Cheer Bear pulls Loyal Heart Dog away from the console]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, I’m sorry. I’m, oh.

[suddenly a blue core memory drops down]

Goofy (Disney): It’s a core memory.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): But, it’s blue.

[as the core memory is going towards the core memory holder]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): No! Wait! Stop it! No!

[Cheer Bear grabs the sad core memory and tries to dispose of it]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bears): Cheer Bear, no. That’s a core memory!

[Loyal Heart tries to take it from Cheer Bear]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey! Stop it! Let go!
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Don’t! Wait!

[in trying to pull away from Loyal Heart Dog Cheer Bear knocks down the other core memories]

Goofy (Disney): The core memories!

[this shuts down the personality islands and as Cheer Bear tries to put the core memories back she, Loyal Heart Dog and the core memories are sucked through the memory tube and sent to the rest of Petunia’s mind]

[back in class Petunia sits back down]

Grams Bear (Care Bears): Thank you, Petunia. I know it can be tough moving to a new place, but we are happy to have you here. Alright, everyone. Get out you history books and turn to chapter 7.

[back in headquarters, Donald Duck, Goofy and Proud Heart Cat are left alone looking shocked]

Donald Duck (Disney): Can I say that curse word now?

[Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog exit the tube and find themselves in long term memory]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Where are we? Long term memory? Wait.

[Cheer Bear finds the personality islands have shut down]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Goofball Island?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Petunia’s islands of personality, they’re all down! Oh, this is bad.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): We…we can fix this. We just have to get back to Headquarters, plug the core memories in and Petunia will be back to normal.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh. Petunia has no core memories. No personality islands and no… Oh.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): What? What is it?

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): You. You’re not in Headquarters. Without you, Petunia can’t be happy. We gotta get you back up there.

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): I’m coming, Petunia.

[they start running to make their way back to headquarters]

[Petunia and her parents are sitting, having dinner]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): So, as it turns out the green trash can is not recycling, it’s for greens, like compose and egg shells. And the blue one is recycling, and the black one is trash.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Petunia is acting so weird. Why is she acting so weird?
Donald Duck (Disney): What did you expect? All the islands are down.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Cheer Bear would know what to do.
Goofy (Disney): That’s it. Until she gets back, we just do what Cheer Bear would do.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Great idea. Donald, Goofy, Proud Heart. How are we supposed to be happy?!

[the emotion watch through Petunia’s eyes again]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Hey, Petunia. I’ve got good news. I found a junior hockey league, right here, in San Francisco. And get this, tryouts are tomorrow after school. What luck, right?
Goofy (Disney): Hockey?
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Uh-oh. What do we do?
Goofy (Disney): Guys, th…this… Here, you pretend to be Cheer Bear.

[he moves Proud Heart Cat to stand by the console]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Wouldn’t it be great to be back out on the ice?

[Proud Heart touches a button on the console and Petunia’s answer comes out as sarcastic]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Oh, yeah. That sounds fantastic.

[to Proud Heart Cat]

Goofy (Disney): What was that? That wasn’t anything like Cheer Bear!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Ah…because I’m not Cheer Bear.
Goofy (Disney): Yeah, no kidding.

[insides Elaine Kropotkin’s mind her emotions discuss Petunia’s sarcastic response]

Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): Did you guys pick up on that?

[the other emotion agree]

Daisy Duck (Disney): Somethings wrong.
Wendy O. Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Should we ask her?

[to Minnie Mouse, who is controlling the console]

Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): Let’s probe, but keep it subtle so she doesn’t notice.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats):[to Petunia] So, how was the first day of school?
Donald Duck (Disney): She’s probing us.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): I’m done. You pretend to be Cheer Bear.
Goofy (Disney): [she pushes Goofy towards the console] What? Okay. Uh, hmm.

[he presses a button on the console and Petunia replies to her mother with doubt]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): It was fine, I guess. I don’t know.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): [to Goofy] Oh, very smooth. That was just like Cheer Bear.
Wendy O. Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Something is definitely is going on.
Daisy Duck (Disney): She’s never acted like this before. What should we do?
Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): We’re gonna find out what’s happening, but we’ll need support.

[to Minnie Mouse]

Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): Signal the husband.

[trying to get Ben Kropotkin’s attention]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Ahem.

[inside Ben Kropotkin’s mind we see he’s distracted as his emotions are watching the memory of a hockey game]

Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Ahem!

[Ben Kropotkin notices Elaine Kropotkin trying to get his attention]

Pete (Disney): Uh-oh. She’s looking at us. What did she say?
Mickey Mouse (Disney): What? Oh, sorry, sir. No one was listening.
Pete (Disney): Is it garbage night? Uh, we let the toilet seat up. What? What is it, woman? What?!

[referring to Ben Kropotkin]

Daisy Duck (Disney): He’s making that stupid face again.
Wendy O. Koopa (Super Mario Bros): I could strangle him right now!
Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): [to Minnie Mouse] Signal him again.

[Elaine Kropotkin gets Ben Kropotkin’s attention and he suddenly realizes what she wants him to do]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Ah, so, Petunia, how was school?
Minnie Mouse (Disney): Seriously?
Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): You got to be kidding me.
Wendy O. Koopa (Super Mario Bros): For this, we gave up that Brazilian helicopter pilot?

[moving Proud Heart Cat and Goofy aside from the console]

Donald Duck (Disney): Move! I’ll be Cheer Bear.
[he presses a button on the console and Petunia replies to dad in a snarky angry way]
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): School was great. Alright?
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Petunia, is everything okay?

[Petunia rolls her eyes and sighs]

Mickey Mouse (Disney): Sir, she just rolled her eyes at us.
Pete (Disney): What is her deal? Alright, make a show of force. I don’t want to have to put the foot down.
Mickey Mouse (Disney): No. Not the foot.
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Petunia, I do not like this new attitude.
Donald Duck (Disney): Oh, I’ll show you attitude, old man.
Goofy (Disney): No. No, no, no. Stay happy!

[Donald Duck punches Goofy to the side and bangs the console button]

[Petunia answer back to her Ben Kropotkin in Donald Duck]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): What is your problem? Just leave me alone!
Mickey Mouse (Disney): Sir, reporting high level of sass.
Pete (Disney): Take it to DEFCON 2.
Mickey Mouse (Disney): You heard that, gentlemen. DEFCON 2.
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Listen, young lady. I don’t know where this disrespectful attitude came from.
Donald Duck (Disney): You want a piece of this, pops. Come and get it!

[Donald Duck goes into overdrive]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Yeah. Well…well.
Pete (Disney): Here it comes. Prepare the foot!

[to Flippy]

Mickey Mouse (Disney): Keys, to safety position.

[they turn the keys on the console to unlock the foot]

Mickey Mouse (Disney): Ready to launch on your command, sir.

[Donald Duck pulls the lever, the top of his head erupting in flames, and Petunia snaps at her Ben Kropotkin]

Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Just, shut up!
Pete (Disney): Fire!

[Mickey Mouse pushes the red button that releases the foot down]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): That’s it! Go to your room. Now!

[Petunia stomps to her room in anger]

Mickey Mouse (Disney): The foot is down! The foot is down!

[Ben Kropotkin’s other emotions cheer]

Pete (Disney): Good job, gentlemen. That could’ve been a disaster.

[after Ben Kropotkin has told Petunia off]

Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): Well, that was a disaster.

[Wendy O. Koopa brings up the core memory of the Brazilian helicopter pilot]

Noble Heart Horse (Care Bear Cousins): Come. Fly with me, gatinha.

[Elaine Kropotkin’s emotion all sigh in longing]

[Petunia gets inside the room and angrily slams the door; inside her mind, a brief tremor shakes Family Island]

[back with Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog who have gone through Goofball Island and are contemplating the bridge connecting the island to Headquarters]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): We’re gonna walk out there, on that?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): It’s the quickest way back.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): But it's over the Memory Dump. If we fall, we’ll be forgotten forever.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): We have to do this for Petunia. Just follow my footsteps.

[as she starts walking on the narrow bridge]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Not that high. It’s totally fin…

[she looks down and starts to get woozy from the height and nearly falls]

[later as Petunia is sulking in her room Ben Kropotkin comes to check on her]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Hey. So, uh, things got a little out of hand downstairs. Do you want to talk about it? *Come on. Where’s my happy girl? Monkey.

[he attempts to goof around making monkey noises to cheer Petunia up]

Donald Duck (Disney): Woh. He’s trying to start up Goofball.

[the emotions go over to look at Goofball Island but it’s still shut down, as the core memories are missing it’s unable to activate, and instead crumbles and falls into the abyss, nearly taking Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog with it]

Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): I get it. You need some alone time. We’ll talk later.

[he leaves the room]

Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): We have a major problem.
Goofy (Disney): Oh, Cheer Bear. Where are you?

[back with Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): We lost Goofball Island. That means she can lose Friendship and Hockey and Honesty and Family. You can fix this. Right, Cheer Bear?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): I… Uh, I don’t know.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): But we have to try. Okay, come on. Petunia’s gone to sleep. Which is a good thing, when you think about it. Because nothing else bad could happen when she’s asleep. We’ll be back to Headquarters fore she wakes up. We’ll just go across Friendship Island.

[as the look across]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, we’ll never make it.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): No, no. No, no, no, no. Don’t obsess over the weight of life’s problems! Remember the funny movie where the dog dies!

[Loyal Heart Dog suddenly collapses]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, Loyal Heart Dog. We don’t have time for this. We’ll…we’ll just have to go around. Take the scenic route.

[Cheer Bear starts walking towards the labyrinthine storage area of Petunia’s long term memory]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Wait. Cheer Bear, you can get lost in there.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Think positive.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Okay, I’m positive you will get lost in there. That’s long term memory. An endless warren of corridors and shelves. I read about it in the manuals.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): The manuals? The manuals! You read the manuals!
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): So you know the way back to Headquarters.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I…I guess.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): You are my map. Let’s go. Lead on, my map. Show me where we’re going.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Okay, only. I’m too sad to walk. Just give me a few hours to… [suddenly Cheer Bear grabs Loyal Heart’s foot and starts dragging her on the ground]

[as she’s dragging Loyal Heart Dog by her leg through the long term memory corridors]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Which way, left?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Right.

[Cheer Bear turns right]

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): No, I mean go left. I said left was right like correct.

[Cheer Bear goes the opposite way]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Okay.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): This actually feels kind of nice.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Okay, here we go. We’ll be back to Headquarters before morning. We can do it. This will be easy! This is working.

[sometime later as Cheer Bear looks exhausted still dragging Loyal Heart Dog through long term memory]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): This is not working. Are we getting close?

Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah, just another right. And a left. And then another left and a right.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Are you sure you know where we’re going? Cause we seem to be walking away from Headquarters. [as everything becomes brighter] Petunia’s awake. [suddenly Cheer Bear drops the core memory spheres, Loyal Heart goes to pick one up] Uh-uh! Don’t. Don’t touch, remember? If you touch them, they stay sad.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, sorry. I…I won’t. Starting now.

[Cheer Bear looks back and sees the rows of core memories that Loyal Heart Dog had touched as she was being dragged]

Cheer Bear (Care Bears): I can’t take much more of this.
[as Cheer Bear encounters some mind workers]
Chip (Disney): Phone numbers.
Dale (Disney): Oh.
Chip (Disney): We don’t need all these, they’re in her phone.
Dale (Disney): Just forget all of that, please. [he hoovers up the core memories containing phone numbers]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Excuse me. Hi!
Dale (Disney): Forget it!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): I need to find Friendship Island.
Chip (Disney): Look at this. Four years of piano lessons.
Dale (Disney): Yeah, it looks pretty faded.
Chip (Disney): You know what? Save Chopsticks and Heart and Soul, get rid of the rest. [the other mind worker hoovers those core memories] US presidents. What do you think?
Dale (Disney): Just keep Washington, Lincoln and the fat one.
Chip (Disney): Forget em! [the other ones hoovers those core memories]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey! You can’t throw those away! Those are perfectly good memories.
Dale (Disney): The names of every Cutiepie Princess doll?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Yes. That is critical information. Glitter storm, Honey pants…
Chip (Disney): Forget em! [the mind worker hoovers them up]
[referring to the hoovered memories]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey! Bring those back!
Chip (Disney): They’re in the Dump. Nothing comes back from the Dump.
Dale (Disney): Yeah. Look, Chip. This is our job, okay.
Chip (Disney): When Petunia doesn’t care about a memory, it fades.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Fades?
Chip (Disney): Happens to the best of them.
Dale (Disney): Except for this bad boy. This one will never fade.
[he holds up a core memory of Trident Gum’s annoying commercial song]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): The song from the gum commercial?
Dale (Disney): You know, sometimes we send that one up to Headquarters for no reason.
Chip (Disney): It just plays in Petunia’s head over and over again like a million times.
[they laugh]
Chip (Disney): Let’s watch it again.
[the mind workers start singing along to the gum commercial song]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Yeah, I know. We all know the song. Okay, real catchy.
Dale (Disney): Hey. What do you think, should we do it?
Chip (Disney): Yeah.
Dale (Disney): Okay. Here we go! [he sends up the gum commercial core memory to headquarters]
Donald Duck (Disney): What the…? This again! [back with Petunia, who’s humming the gum commercial song under her breath as she talks to her friend Giggles on her laptop]
Giggles (Happy Tree Friends): Do you like it there? Did you feel any earthquakes? Is the bridge cool?
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Yeah, it’s good. What happened with the playoffs.
Giggles (Happy Tree Friends): We won the first game. Coach says we might actually go to the finals this year. Oh, and we got this new girl on the team. She’s so cool.
[Giggles holds up a photo of the girl on her phone]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Uh, she did not just say that.
Goofy (Disney): A new girl?! Meg has a new friend already?
[Donald Duck starts growling in anger]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Hey-hey. Stay happy. We do not want to lose anymore islands here, guys.
Giggles (Happy Tree Friends): We can pass the puck to each other without even looking. It’s like mind reading.
Donald Duck (Disney): You like to read minds, Meg. I got something for you to read right here!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Donald Duck. What?
[Donald Duck grabs the levers on the console, Goofy tries to stop him]
Goofy (Disney): Wait, wait, wait! Let’s just be calm for one second…!
[Donald Duck makes Goofy fall back, he then pulls the levers on the console as his head catches fire, we then see Petunia getting angry as she listens to Giggles]
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): I gotta go.
Giggles (Happy Tree Friends): What?
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): I gotta go!
[Petunia shuts her laptop in anger]
[Cheer Bear watches in horror as Friendship island crumbles down]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, no. Friendship Island! What? Not Friendship.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, Petunia loved that one. And now it’s gone. Goodbye, Friendship. Hello, Loneliness.
[Cheer Bear sighs in frustration]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): We’ll just have to go the long way.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah. The long, long, long, long way. [she collapses back onto the ground again] I’m ready. [Cheer Bear starts to drag Loyal Heart Dog by her leg again]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): There’s gotta be a better way. [after Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog encounter Foghorn Leghorn] Excuse me.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Oh. Ah! I was…I was looking for diversion! [he grabs a core memory and throws it across]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): What?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Ha-ha! So long, sucker! [Foghorn Leghorn goes to run off but smacks into a tray of core memories and falls down] Ow. I hurt all over.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Wait, I know you.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): No, you don’t. I get that a lot. I look like a lot of people.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): No, no, no. I do. Foghorn Leghorn! Petunia’s imaginary friend.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): You really do know me?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Well, of course! Petunia loved playing with you. You two were best friends! Oh, oh. You might know. We’re trying to get back to Headquarters.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Headquarters? You guys are from Headquarters?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Well, yeah. I’m Cheer Bear. This is Loyal Heart Dog.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): You’re Cheer Bear, the Cheer Bear?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Mm-hmm.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Well what the heck are you doing out here?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): That’s a good question. You want to answer that, Loyal Heart?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Wow. Without you, Petunia won’t ever be happy. We can’t have that. We gotta get you back. I’ll tell you what, follow me.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Thank you. It is so great to see you again. I gotta tell you, I’m such a huge fan of your work. Do you remember when you and Petunia were in a band? I went to all of your concerts.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Yeah. I blow a mean nose.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Watching you play tag was such a treat.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Two time room champ.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, and remember your rockets.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Of course, it runs on song power.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): That’s right. Your theme song. [starts singing] Who’s your friend who likes to play?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Foghorn Leghorn! Foghorn Leghorn!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): His rocket makes you yell “Hooray!”
Cheer Bear (Care Bears) and Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Foghorn Leghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! [they both laugh]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): What exactly are you supposed to be?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): You know, it’s unclear. I’m mostly cotton candy. But shape wise, I’m part cat, part elephant, part dolphin.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Dolphin? [he starts making a sound like a dolphin]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): You gotta remember, when Riley was three, animals were all the rage. The cow goes moo, the horse goes neigh. It’s all people talked about back then.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Yeah, yeah. I guess that’s true. What are you doing out here?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Well, there’s not much call for imaginary friends lately. So, I… Um, you know?
[Foghorn Leghorn looks sad]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey. Hey. Don’t be sad. Tell you what. When I get back up to Headquarters, I’ll make sure Petunia remembers you.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): You will?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Of course. She’d love that.
[Foghorn Leghorn claps his hands with happiness]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): This is the greatest day of my life! [after Foghorn Leghorn hurts himself jumping up and down in excitement, he starts crying]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Are you okay? [referring to Foghorn Leghorn’s tears which are candy]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Hey, what’s going on?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): I cry candy. Try the caramel, it’s delicious.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Ooh. [as Cheer Bear goes to try one she nearly drops the core memory spheres]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Here use this. [he gives Cheer Bear his bag]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Thanks.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Oh, hold on. Wait a second. [he empties it, and a huge amount of memory spheres drop out from the tiny bag] Here. [Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog look shocked] What? It’s imaginary. [putting the core memories into Foghorn Leghorn’s imaginary bag]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Thanks. This will make it a lot easier to walk back to Headquarters.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Walk? We’re not walking. We’re taking the Train of Thought.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): The Train! Of course. That is so much faster, but how do we catch it?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Well, it kind of goes all over the place, but there is a station in Imagination Land. I know a shortcut. Come on, this way.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh. I’m so glad we ran into you.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): The station is right in here. After you.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Cheer Bear.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): What?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Well, I read about this place in the manual. We shouldn’t go in there.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Foghorn Leghorn says it’s the quickest way to Headquarters.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): No, but, Cheer Bear, this is abstract thought.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): What are you talking about? I go in here all the time. It’s a shortcut. You see. [he points up to the DANGER – KEEP OUT sign above the door] D-A-N-G-E-R. Shortcut. I’ll prove it to you. [he steps inside abstract thought] Look at me. I’m closer to the station, cause I’m taking the shortcut!
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Let…let’s go around. This way.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Almost there.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): If you want to walk the long way, go for it. But Petunia needs to be happy. I’m not missing that train. [Cheer Bear enters into abstract thought] Foghorn Leghorn knows what he is doing. He’s part dolphin, they’re very smart.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Well, I guess. [reluctantly Loyal Heart enters in as well] [the two mind workers come up to the abstract thought entrance]
Chip (Disney): Okay. What abstract concept are we trying to comprehend today?
Dale (Disney): Um, loneliness.
Chip (Disney): Hm. Looks like there’s something in there. I’m gonna turn it on for a minute and burn out the gunk. [she shuts the door; inside abstract through Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog follow Foghorn Leghorn]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): What did I tell ya, you’ll be in Headquarters in no time. [suddenly abstract thought becomes activated rendering everything into abstract form] Hey, will you look at that?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Woh. What’s happening?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, no. They turned it on.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Never seen this before. [as he turns his form becomes abstract too scaring Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog] [touching his abstract shaped face] My face! My beautiful face! [both Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog have now turned into an abstract form]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): What is going on?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): We’re abstracting! There are four stages. This is the first. Non-objective fragmentation!
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Alright, do not panic. What is important is that we all stay together. [suddenly his abstract arm falls off]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh! [Loyal Heart Dog and Cheer Bear start falling apart too]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): We’re in the second stage. We’re deconstructing! [as Foghorn Leghorn falls to pieces]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): I can’t feel my legs! [picks one leg up] Oh, there they are.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Come here, me! [they start putting their abstract pieces of body back together]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): We gotta get out of here! Before we’re not even shape and color! We’ll get stuck here forever!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Leghorn, why did we come in here?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): I told you! It’s a shortcut! [they hear the train approaching the station]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): The train! [as they start making their way towards the exit door they turn 2 dimensional]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, no. We’re two dimensional. That’s stage three!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): We’re getting nowhere!
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Death! Unlucky death! [as she tries to get her 2D body through the exit door]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): We can’t fit. [they suddenly change into figurative shapes]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, no! We’re not figurative! This is the last stage!
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): We’re not gonna make it! [they change shape again]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Wait, we’re two dimensional. Fall on your face. [as they all become 2D they exit abstract thought but miss the train]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Stop. Stop! No.[after they missed the train] I thought you said that was a shortcut.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): I did. But, wow. We should not had gone in there. That was dangerous. They should really put up a sign.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): How long till the next train?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Who knows? But don’t worry, there’s another station, that way. The Train always stops there, right before it goes to Headquarters. If we hurry, we can catch it.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): This isn’t another one of your shortcuts, is it? [Foghorn Leghorn chuckles]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Yeah!
[Foghorn Leghorn sets off]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Is there really another station?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Uh-huh. Through there. [as they enter Imagination Land]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Welcome to Imagination Land.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Imagination Land?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Sure, I come here all the time. I’m practically the mayor. Hey, you guys hungry? There’s French Fry Forest.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): No way!
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Check it out! Trophy Town. Medals, ribbons, everyone’s a winner! [as he gets a bunch of trophies] I won first place!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Me too!
[Loyal Heart Dog just gets a badge]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh. Participation award. [as they jump across some lava]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, no! Lava!
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Imagination Land is the best.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, has it all gotta be so interactive.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Hey, look! The House of Cards. Ooh, wait. Hang on just a minute. [Foghorn Leghorn finds his rocket]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Your rocket.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Yeah. I stashed it in there for safekeeping. And now I’m all set to take Petunia to the moon! [he extends his arm in excitement and accidentally knocks down the house of cards being built by two mind workers] Oh, I’m sorry.
Green Yoshi (Super Mario Bros): Great.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, I love Imagination Land.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Isn’t it great? And there’s always something new like… Who the heck is that?
Green Yoshi (Super Mario Bros): Jude Lizowski.
Jude Lizowski (6teen): I would die for Petunia.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Wow. I’ve never seen him before.
Jude Lizowski (6teen): I live in Canada.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Anyway, this way, through Preschool World. We’re nearly to the train.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Petunia, here we come. Woo-hoo! [back with Petunia, she’s about to do the tryout for the hockey team]
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): This should be fun. New team, new friends. There kids looked pretty good, considering they’re from San Francisco.
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Got to go.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Okay. Good luck, sweetie!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Luck isn’t going to help us now. If she tries to use Hockey Island, it’s going down.
Goofy (Disney): Which is why I’ve recalled every hockey memory I can think of. [he dumps down several memory orbs]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): One of these is gotta work in place of the core memory. [as Petunia is about to start playing hockey for the tryout]
Donald Duck (Disney): She’s about to play!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Hurry! [Goofy places a memory orb into the hub and goes to see Hockey Island being activated]
Goofy (Disney): We did it, gang. It’s working! [suddenly the hub rejects and throws out the memory orb and Hockey Island stops working, Goofy tries to stuff as many memory orbs into the hub but they were all rejected]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): It’s like we don’t learn anything. [after Petunia misses hitting into the goal]
Goofy (Disney): No, no, no. Breath. Find your happy place. [Donald Duck hits Goofy aside then pulls the console levers, Petunia drops down her hockey stick and storms off in anger to take off her hockey skates]
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Petunia, what’s wrong?
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Let’s go!
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): You’re not going to finish try outs?
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): What’s the point?
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Hey, it’ll be alright. Let’s just…
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Stop saying everything will be alright! [Petunia stomps off in anger] [as they watch Hockey Island crumbles and falls into the Abyss]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hockey! Oh, no, no. She loves hockey. She can’t give up hockey. Foghorn Leghorn, we have to get to that station.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Sure thing. This way, just past Graham Cracker Castle. Hey, that’s weird. Graham Cracker Castle used to be right here, I wonder why they moved it. I would have sworn Sparkle Pony Mountain was right here. Hey, what’s going on?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Yeah, yeah. I don’t know. We’ll have to come back.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Princess Dreamworld! [suddenly Princess Dreamworld is knocked down] Oh, The Stuffed Animal Hall of Fame. [this is also being taken down] [as he sees a memory worker taking away his rocket] My rocket? Wait! Petunia and I were still using that rocket. It-it-it still has some song power left. [he starts singing the words] Who’s your friend who likes to play? [the rocket is taken dumped onto a pile of other obsolete memories] No! No, no, no! You can’t take my rocket to the Dump. Petunia and I are going to the moon. [the rocket is dumped into the Abyss] Petunia can’t be done with me? [trying to cheer Foghorn Leghorn up]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey, it’s gonna be okay. We can fix this. We just need to get back to Headquarters. Which way to the train station?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): I had a whole trip planned for us.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey, who’s ticklish, huh? Here comes the tickle monster. [Cheer Bear tries to cheer Foghorn Leghorn up but fails] Hey. Foghorn Leghorn, look at this. [she pulls a funny face but Foghorn Leghorn is too sad to look] Oh, here’s a fun game. You point to the train station and we all go there. Won’t that be fun? Come on, let’s go to the train station.[to the dejected and heartbroken Foghorn Leghorn]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I’m sorry they took your rocket. They took something that you loved. It’s gone, forever.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart, don’t make him feel worse.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Sorry.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): It’s all I had left of Petunia.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I bet you and Petunia had great adventures.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Oh, they were wonderful. Once, we flew back in time. We had breakfast twice that day.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart Dog.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): It sounds amazing. I bet Petunia liked it.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Oh, she did. We were best friends.
[Foghorn Leghorn starts crying]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah, it’s sad.
[Loyal Heart comforts Foghorn Leghorn and he cries (with candy tears in his eyes) in her arms as Cheer Bear watches in bewilderment]
[after he’s cried in Loyal Heart’s arms]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): I’m okay now. Come on. The train station is this way. [he sets off with Loyal Heart Dog and Cheer Bear following him]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): How did you do that?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Well, I don’t know. He was sad so I listened to what…
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Hey! There’s the train. [the three of them get onto the train]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, we made it. We’re finally gonna get home! [after she accidentally knock down two boxes containing facts and opinions] Oh, no. These facts and opinions look so similar.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Ah, don’t worry about it. Happens all the time. [after the failed hockey tryout Petunia sulks in her room]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): On a scale of one to ten, I give this day an F.
Donald Duck (Disney): Well, why don’t we quit standing around and do something.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Like what, genius?
Goofy (Disney): Like quitting. That’s what I’m doing. Sure, it’s the coward’s way out. But this coward gonna survive.
[Goofy tries to go up the tube but he gets knocked out]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Emotions can’t quit, genius.
Donald Duck (Disney): Hey, our life was perfect. Until Elaine and Ben decided to move to San Fran stink town!
Goofy (Disney): But, I mean, it’s just so drastic.
Donald Duck (Disney): Need I remind you of how great things were there. Our room. Our backyard. Our friends. [suddenly the gum commercial song starts playing] Did I ask for the gum commercial?! Anyway, it was better. That’s my point.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah, Petunia was happier in Minnesota.
Goofy (Disney): Wait. Hold on. Shouldn’t we just sleep on this or something?
Donald Duck (Disney): Fine, let’s sleep on it. Because, hey, I’m sure jolly fun-filled times are just around the corner. [we see Petunia falling asleep] [as Petunia falls asleep the train stops]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey, hey. Why aren’t we moving?
Red Yoshi (Super Mario Bros): Petunia’s gone to sleep. We’re all on break.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): You mean we’re stuck here until morning?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Yeah. The Train of Thought doesn’t run while she’s asleep.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, we can’t wait that long.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): How about we wake her up?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart Dog, that’s ridiculous. How can we possibly…? [they all notice Dream Production just across from them] How about we wake her up.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Great idea, Cheer Bear.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Thanks, come on. [as they walk inside Dream Productions] Woh. This place is huge.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): It looks so much smaller than I expected. [looking up at massive posters which look like movie posters of Petunia’s dreams]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Wow, I can fly. I loved that one.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Bright Heart Raccoon. He’s right there. [as they try to walk quietly passed Bright Heart Raccoon]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): My friend says you’re famous. She wants your autograph.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): No, no. Loyal Heart, don’t bother Mr. Purple Raccoon, okay? Sorry he’s from out of town. It’s so embarrassing, right? [leaves but comes back] I loved you in Fairy Dream Adventure Part 7. Okay, bye. I love you. [they come up to a door with flashing light and sign that says, “DO NOT ENTER WHEN LIGHT FLASHING]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Huh! Wonder what that means? Oh, well. Let’s go in. [they enter the studio where Petunia’s dreams are produced]
Brave Heart Lion (Care Bear Cousins): Set up the classroom set! Today’s memories are in, we’ve got a lot to work with here. Petunia dumped her best friend, had a miserable day at school and quit hockey. The writers had put together a killer script. [back at headquarters]
Goofy (Disney): Just because Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog are gone, I have the stupid dream duty.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Okay. How are we gonna wake her up?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Well, she wakes up sometimes when she has a scary dream. We could scare her.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Scare her? No, no. She’s been through enough already.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): But, Cheer Bear…
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart Dog, you may know your way around down here. But I know Petunia. We’re gonna make her so happy, she’ll wake up with exhilaration. We’ll excite her awake.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): That’s never happened before. [sees a dog costume]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Wooh, Petunia loves dogs. Put this on.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I don’t think that’ll work.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Foghorn Leghorn.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Yeah.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Don’t let anything happen to these. [gives him the bag containing the core memory orbs]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Got it. [as she directs Petunia’s dream with ]
Brave Heart Lion (Care Bear Cousins): Uh-huh. Add the reality distortion filter. [we see they are trying to recreate Petunia’s day in the classroom] Love it. Remember, play to the camera everyone. Petunia is the camera. Makeup, get out of there. We are on in five, four, three…
Grams Bear (Care Bears): Hello class. Before we begin today’s pop quiz… [back in headquarters Goofy is watching Petunia’s dream]
Goofy (Disney): Man, she is one bad actress. [Goofy watches Petunia’s dream as they show her teeth falling out as she was introducing herself in class and the student making fun of her] Teeth falling out. Yeah, I’m used to that one. Let me guess, we have no pants on. [back to Petunia’s dream]
Friend Bear (Care Bears): Hey, look. She came to school with no pants on!
Goofy (Disney): Called it! [as they dress up in the dog costume getting ready to crash Petunia’s dream]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Ready?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I don’t think this happy thing is going to work. But if we scare her…
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Just follow my lead. Here we go. [they crash the dream running around in the dog costume] Bark, bark, bark, bark…
Brave Heart Lion (Care Bear Cousins): Who is that?
Goofy (Disney): Uh, what’s going on? [as Cheer Bear’s attempt to infiltrate Petunia’s dream goes wrong]
Brave Heart Lion (Care Bear Cousins): They’re trying to wake her up. Call security. [suddenly Foghorn Leghorn shows himself in her dream]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Hi, Petunia. It’s me.
Goofy (Disney): Foghorn Leghorn?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart, you are ruining this dream. You’re scaring her.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): But look, it’s working. [they watch as Petunia’s sleepmometer starts to swing closer to awake]
Brave Heart Lion (Care Bear Cousins): [to the subconscious guards pointing to Cheer Bear, Loyal Heart Dog and Foghorn Leghorn] They’re not part of this dream. Get them.
Brave Heart Lion (Care Bear Cousins): They’re not part of this dream. Get them.
Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Stop right there! [they guards capture Foghorn Leghorn; to the camera which is supposed to be Petunia]
Brave Heart Lion (Care Bear Cousins): Pan away. Pan away. [the camera pans away and we see Bright Heart Raccoon getting caught eating cupcakes]
Goofy (Disney): Boo! Pick a Pot line.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): You can’t do this. I know people in Headquarters. [Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog watch as the guards drag Foghorn Leghorn away to Petunia’s subconscious]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): No, no, no, no, no, no! There go the core memories.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Not in there. I’m scared of the dark, please!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [to Loyal Heart Dog] Come on. What is this place?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): The subconscious. It’s where they take all the troublemakers. [Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog hide to watch the guards keeping guard outside subconscious gates]
Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros): My hat feels loose.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [to Loyal Heart Dog] How do we get in? [Loyal Heart Dog leads Cheer Bear off]
Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Let me see.
Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Have you got my hat or is that your hat?
Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Yeah, it’s my hat.
Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros): You sure?
Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros): I don’t know.
Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Look at the label. [takes his hat off and looks at the label]
Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Yeah, it says my hat.
Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Wait. It says “my hat”?
Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros): “My hat”, it says.
Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros): That’s what I wrote in my hat.
Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros): What are you talking about?
Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Look. You’ve got my hat on.
Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Okay, it’s my hat. [as the guards argue Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog try to break open the gates catching their attention on purpose]
Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Hey, you!
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, you caught us.
Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Get back in there. No escaping. [they push Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog through the gates and into subconscious]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh. I don’t like it here. It’s where they keep Petunia’s darkest fears. [they run into a giant broccoli]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): It’s broccoli. [then a door opens with stairs leading down somewhere]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): The stairs to the biggest smite.
Cheer Bear (Care Bear Cousins): Grandma’s vacuum cleaner! [a giant vacuum cleaner chases after them] [they find Foghorn Leghorn crying inside a cage made out of balloons] Foghorn Leghorn.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Cheer Bear?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): There you are.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Shhh. [they see Foghorn Leghorn is on top of a giant sleeping king koopa]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): It’s Bowser Koopa. [Cheer Bear sneaks up to Foghorn Leghorn as Bowser sleeps] Do you have the core memories?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Yeah. All he cared about was the candy. [he hands the bag of core memories to Cheer Bear] [Cheer Bear helps Foghorn Leghorn escape and away from Bowser]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): We’re outta here. Let’s get to that train.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Wait. The train is not running. We still have to wake up Petunia.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): But how?
[Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog look at the snoring Bowser]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Oh, no. [Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog wake Bowser up]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey, Loyal Heart. Did you hear about the party they were having?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah. Yes, Cheer Bear. Isn’t it a b-b-birthday party?
Bowser Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Did you say birthday?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): And there’s going to be cake and presents.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): And games and balloons.
Bowser Koopa (Super Mario Bros): A birthday!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Okay. Follow us. [Bowser starts stomping around and following them] Nothing like a good scare to wake you up, right? [still arguing over their hats]
Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Okay, it’s my hand writing.
Larry Koopa (Super Mario Bros): No, it isn’t. It’s my hat, I wrote that.
Roy Koopa (Super Mario Bros): No, but this one’s my hat. [suddenly Bowser breaks through the gates and Cheer Bear, Loyal Heart Dog and Foghorn Leghorn escape and finally Bowser scares Petunia awake and the trio get back on the train]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): [as Petunia wakes Proud Heart Cat and Donald Duck also wake up to find Goofy huddled under the console] What is going on?
Donald Duck (Disney): He did it again.
Goofy (Disney): We were at school, and we were naked and there was a dog. The back half was…was chasing it, and there was a Foghorn Leghorn!
Donald Duck (Disney): You idiot. It was a dream! This is ridiculous. We can’t even get a good night sleep anymore. Time to take action. [he picks up an idea lightbulb] Stupid Elaine and Ben. If they hadn’t moved us none of this would have happened. Who’s with me?
Goofy (Disney): Um, um, um, um. No, no, no, no.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah. Let’s do it. [Donald Duck plants the idea to run away in Petunia’s head and she takes it]
Donald Duck (Disney): She took it. There’s no turning back.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): So how are we going to get to Minnesota from here?
Donald Duck (Disney): Well, why don’t we go down to the elephant lot and rent an elephant?
Goofy (Disney): Hey, that sounds nice.
Donald Duck (Disney): We’re taking the bus, nitwit! [we see Petunia checking for bus tickets on her computer] There is a bus leaving tomorrow, perfect.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): A ticket cost money. How do we get money?
Donald Duck (Disney): Elaine’s purse.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): You wouldn’t.
Donald Duck (Disney): Oh, but I would. Where was it we saw it last? [the gum commercial song comes into Petunia’s head again] No! It’s downstairs somewhere. Elaine and Ben got us into this mess, they can pay to get us out.
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): [to Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog as they ride on the Train of Thought] How about this? Huh? Isn’t this nice? You can see everything from up here. Look, there’s Inductive Reasoning. There’s Deja Vu. There’s Language Processing. There’s Deja Vu. There’s Critical Thinking. There’s Deja Vu. And look at this, guys, memories!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey. That was a good idea. About scaring Petunia awake. You’re not so bad.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Really?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Nice work. I can’t wait to get the old Petunia back. As soon as we get there, I’m going to fix this whole mess. [looking at one of the memory orbs]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Woh, is this Petunia? She’s so big now, she won’t fit in my rocket. How are we gonna get to the moon.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, it’s that time in the Twistee Treat, remember? The hockey team showed up and Elaine and Ben were there cheering. Look at her, having fun and laughing. I love this one.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I love that one too.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Atta girl! Now you’re getting it.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah. It was the day the Prairie dogs lost the big playoff game. Petunia missed the winning shot, she felt awful, she wanted to quit. Sorry. I went sad again, didn’t I?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): I’ll tell you what. We can keep working on that when we get back, okay?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Okay. [after Petunia steal her Elaina Kropotkin’s credit card this causes Honesty Island to collapse this in turn destroys Train of Thought]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): That was our way home. We lost another island. What is happening?
Yellow Yoshi (Super Mario Bros): Haven’t you heard? Petunia is running away.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): What?
Goofy (Disney): [as Petunia is packing to run away] Wait, wait. Hang on, guys. Are we really doing this? I mean, this is serious.
Goofy (Disney): Wait, wait. Hang on, guys. Are we really doing this? I mean, this is serious.
Donald Duck (Disney): Look, we have no core memories. You want Petunia to be happy? Let’s get back to Minnesota and make more.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Cheer Bear, if we hurry we can still stop her.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Family Island. Let’s go! [as they start running towards Family Island the ground starts shaking]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Cheer Bear. Cheer Bear! It’s too dangerous. We won’t make it in time.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): But that’s our only way back. [the ground shakes again and Cheer Bear notices a memory orb being shot through the recall tube] A recall tube!
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): We can get recall. [as they try to get into the recall tube Loyal Heart Dog accidentally touches the core memory orbs in Cheer Bear’s bag]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Whoa, whoa! Loyal Heart. Loyal Heart! Stop! You’re hurting Petunia.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): No, no, no. I did it again. If you get in here, these core memories will get sad. I’m sorry, Petunia needs to be happy.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Cheer Bear? [Cheer Bearr gets into the recall tube, closes it and gets headed towards headquarters but as Family Island collapses this causes the tube to break and Cheer Bear ends up in Abyss and as Foghorn Leghorn attempts to help her he also falls] Cheer Bear! [inside the Abyss Foghorn Leghorn finds Cheer Bear attempting to climb up the cliff multiple times but failing]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Cheer Bear. Cheer Bear, what’re you doing? Will you stop it, please. Don’t you get it, Cheer Bear! We’re stuck down here! We’re forgotten.
[Cheer Bear finally beaks down and begins to cry, she picks up some forgotten core memory orbs]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Do you remember, how she used to stick her tongue out when she was coloring? I could listen to her stories all day I just wanted Petunia to be happy. [Cheer Bear picks up a memory orb that Loyal Heart Dog had told her she liked in which Petunia lost a Hockey Game for the team and felt awful is being comforted by her parents]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): [voice] It was the day the Prairie dogs lost the big playoff game. Petunia missed the winning shot, she felt awful. She wanted to quit.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart. Elaine and Ben. The team. They came to help because of sadness. We have to get back up there.

Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): Cheer Bear, we’re stuck down here. We might as well be on another planet.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Another planet. [Cheer Bear has an idea and begins to sing to call on Foghorn Leghorn’s rocket that was dumped down there earlier] Who’s your friend who likes to play? Who’s your friend who likes to play?
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): His rocket makes you yell Hooray! [they finally hear Rocket respond and run toward it] Who’s the best in every way, and wants to sing this song to say. Who’s your friend who likes to play? Foghorn Leghorn. Foghorn Leghorn. His rocket makes you yell Hooray! [Cheer Bear and Foghorn Leghorn use Rocket to launch themselves up but fail as they are too heavy, Foghorn Leghorn also sees his arms turning to dust as he’s being forgotten] Come on Cheer Bear, one more time. I got a feeling on this one. [they get into Rocket and start singing again] Louder! Louder! Cheer Bear, sing louder! [as they launch up Foghorn Leghorn, at the last minute, leaps off as Cheer Bear sings]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): We’re gonna make it! [Cheer Bear finally reaches the cliff and lands on top] Woo-hoo! Foghorn Leghorn, we did it! [she turns and sees that Foghorn Leghorn is not there] We… Foghorn Leghorn? Foghorn Leghorn! [Cheer Bear looks down the cliff to see Foghorn Leghorn is still in the Abyss]
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes): You made it! Go! Go save Petunia! [Cheer Bear watches in horror as Foghorn Leghorn slowly starts to disappear] Take her to the moon for me. Okay? [Foghorn Leghorn waves goodbye as he completely disappears]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): I’ll try, Foghorn Leghorn. I promise. [back in the real world Elaine and Ben come home to find Petunia’s not there, the remaining emotions watch as Petunia is walking to the bus station]
Goofy (Disney): Oh, this is terrible. Wait, is that someone walking towards us? Let’s cross the street. [Petunia gets a call from her Elaine Kropotkin] It’s Elaine! She’s on to us!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): What do we do?
Goofy (Disney): Where’s my bag? [Goofy finds his bag and starts breathing into it]
Donald Duck (Disney): Petunia needs to get core memories. We keep going. [Petunia ignores the call from her mom] [Cheer Bear starts looking for Loyal Heart Dog]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Oh, everything is awful and my legs don’t work. And you have to drag me around while I touch all the… [Cheer Bear suddenly sees all the memory orbs Loyal Heart Dog has touched, leaving a trail so she starts following them]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): [as Petunia is about to get in line to get onto the bus her Elaine Kropotkin calls her again] Oh, no. It’s Elaine Kropotkin again. What do we do? [Petunia turns off her phone]
Donald Duck (Disney): This is madness! She shouldn’t run away!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Let’s get this idea out of her head. [Proud Heart Cat tries to pull the lightbulb out of its slot in the console] [Cheer Bear finally finds Loyal Heart Dog]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart Dog? Loyal Heart Dog!
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Cheer Bear?
[Loyal Heart runs off]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Wait! Loyal Heart!
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Just let me go! Petunia is better off without me!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Come back! [Cheer Bear follows Loyal Heart through Imagination Land] [inside Imagination Land]
Purple Yoshi (Super Mario Bros): Okay, uh, you’re saying your husband was blown away by an elephant. Was he with anyone?
Lakitu (Super Mario Bros): Yes! And there she is! [suddenly Cheer Bear bumps into her as she’s running after Loyal Heart Dog]
Purple Yoshi (Super Mario Bros): Hey! Come back here!
Hammer Bro. (Super Mario Bros): Forget it Jake. It’s cloud town. [Loyal Heart Dog is on cloud crying as she’s flying away]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart Dog!
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I only make everything worse!
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Wait! Loyal Heart, we gotta get you back to… [back at headquarters Donald Duck is trying to pull the lightbulb out of the console]
Donald Duck (Disney): It’s stuck!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, great.
Goofy (Disney): What? What do you mean it’s stuck?
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Now what?
Goofy (Disney): No, no, no! What is this? [the console starts to black over]
Goofy (Disney): [as Petunia gets onto the bus the console starts to slowly get destroyed] How do we stop it?
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): I got it. Make her feel scared, that’ll make her change her mind.
Goofy (Disney): Brilliant!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): I know it’s brilliant. Do it!
[Goofy takes over the console]
Goofy (Disney): Nothings working! What? why isn’t it working?
Donald Duck (Disney): Let me try.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Wait! You broke it!
Goofy (Disney): No!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Move. Move.
Donald Duck (Disney): Let me do it. Get out of here! [they start shoving each other]
Goofy (Disney): Guys, we can’t make Petunia feel anything.
Donald Duck (Disney): What have we done? [back in Imagination Land Cheer Bear runs over to Jude Lizowski]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hey! Hey, look at me. Did you mean what you said before.
Jude Lizowski #1 (6teen): I would die for Petunia. I would die for Petunia.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Yeah, yeah. Okay, haircut. Time to prove it. [she shoves Jude Lizowski into her bag then creates more monotonous Jude Lizowskis]
Jude Lizowski #2 (6teen): I would die for Petunia.
Jude Lizowski #3 (6teen): I would die for Petunia.
Jude Lizowski #4 (6teen): I would die for Petunia.
Jude Lizowski #5 (6teen): I would die for Petunia. [each one gets thrown off the conveyor belt and lands inside Cheer Bear’s bag] [as Cheer Bear uses a balloon to blow Loyal Heart Dog on her cloud and in the process collapses the house of cars the mind workers were building]
Green Yoshi (Super Mario Bros): That’s it! I fold! [Cheer Bear then uses the Jude Lizowskis to climb on top of each other and she climbs right on top of them]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): This is crazy. This is crazy. No, no, no. Cheer Bear, be positive. [she then looks at the trampoline remaining on Family Island] I am positive this is crazy! [she sees Loyal Heart Dog floating on her cloud up ahead] Now! [Cheer Bear uses the Jude Lizowskis to fling her herself onto the trampoline]
Jude Lizowskis (6teen): For Petunia! [Cheer Bear then grabs hold of Loyal Heart Dog]
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Cheer Bear?
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Hang on.
Goofy (Disney): Oh, I wished Cheer Bear was here. [suddenly Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog crash against headquarters window and slide down but Loyal Heart Dog manages to stop them from falling]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): It’s Cheer Bear.
Donald Duck (Disney): Stand back! [Donald Duck throws a chair at the window but it just bounces off of it]
Goofy (Disney): Oh, I wished Cheer Bear was here. [suddenly Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog crash against headquarters window and slide down but Loyal Heart Dog manages to stop them from falling]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): It’s Cheer Bear.
Donald Duck (Disney): Stand back! [Donald Duck throws a chair at the window but it just bounces off of it]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): That worked.
Donald Duck (Disney): Well, what would you do if you’re so smart?!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): I’d tell you, but you’re too dumb to understand.
Donald Duck (Disney): What!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Of course your tiny brain is confused. Guess I’ll just have to down it down to your level. Sorry I don’t speak more but as well as you, but let me try. Duh. [Donald Duck blows his top in anger and as the fire erupts Proud Heart Cat uses it to burn a hole through the window to rescue Cheer Bear and Loyal Heart Dog]
Goofy (Disney): Oh, thank goodness you’re back.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Things are really messed up.
Donald Duck (Disney): We-we-we found this idea.n[Cheer Bear notices Petunia sitting on the bus as it pulls away]
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Cheer Bear, you got to fix this. Get up there.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Loyal Heart Dog, it’s up to you.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Me?
Donald Duck (Disney): Loyal Heart Dog?
Goofy (Disney) and Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Loyal Heart Dog?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I can’t, Cheer Bear.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Yes, you can. Petunia, needs you.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Okay. [Loyal Heart Dog touches the lightbulb inside the console and is successful in removing the idea which fixes the console and allows Petunia to feel her emotions again]
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Wait! Stop! I want to get off! [the bus driver stops the bus and Petunia rushes out] [back at home Petunia’s parents are frantically calling around trying to find Petunia]
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Alright. Thank you, we will. [to Ben Kropotkin] Her Grams Bear hasn’t even seen Petunia all day!
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): What?
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): What was she wearing last?
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): I can’t believe this.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Do you even remember what… [just then Petunia enters through the front door and they rush over to her] Petunia!
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Hey, there you are. Thank goodness.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Oh, we were worried sick. Where have you been? It’s so late! [Cheer Bear hands Loyal Heart Dog all of the core memories, causing them to become sad, then Loyal Heart Dog inserts them into the projector which causes Petunia to think about them and make her cry in front of her parent]
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): I know you don’t want me to, but I miss home, I miss Minnesota. You need me to be happy, but I want my old friends and my hockey team, I want to go home. Please don’t be mad.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Oh, sweetie.
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): We’re not mad. You know what? I miss Minnesota too. I missed the woods that we took hikes.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): And the backyard where you used to play.
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Spring lake, where you learned to skate. Come here. [Petunia’s parents embrace her as she cries, then Loyal Heart beckons Cheer Bear over, the two simultaneously touch the console button causing Petunia to create a memory in her parent’s arms which then creates a new core memory that’s a mixture of Loyal Heart Dog and Cheer Bear which then recreates a new Family Island]
Goofy (Disney): [as they look out from headquarters we see new islands have formed] Hey, I’m liking this new view.
Donald Duck (Disney): Friendship Island has expanded. Glad they finally opened that friendly argument section.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I like Tragic Vampire Romance Island.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Fashion Island! Everyone shut up.
Goofy (Disney): Boy Band Island? Hope that’s just a phase.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Say what you want, I think it’s all beautiful. [after the mind workers have finished installing a new larger console]
Grumpy Bear (Care Bears): Alright. Here you go. Your new expanded console is up and running.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Wow.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Cool. Upgrade.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Whoa. [when he accidentally touches a button on the console]
Goofy (Disney): Whoops. Wait, did I just do that?
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Hey, guys, what’s “PUBERTY”. [she points to the button labelled on the console]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): I don’t know. It’s probably not important.
Donald Duck (Disney): [looking at the different button on the console] Whoa. I have access to the entire curse word library. This new console is the sh… [just then there’s a bleeping noise]
Goofy (Disney): Sorry, I did it again. My bad.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): They’re getting to the rink. [we see Petunia and her parents are at an ice hockey game and Petunia is getting ready to play with the team]
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Now, when you get out there you be aggressive.
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): I know, Ben Kropotkin.
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): But not too aggressive.
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): You know, you guys don’t have to come to every game.
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Are you kidding? I’m not missing one! Go Foghorns!
Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Go Petunia!
Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Foghorns…
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Okay! Okay! I gotta go. [looking embarrassed, she turns to leave] [as they watch Petunia with her parents]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Aah.
Goofy (Disney): They love us.
Donald Duck (Disney): Yeah, Elaine and Ben are pretty cool.
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Guys, of course they are. But we can’t show it. [inside Ben Kropotkin’s head it shows his emotions celebrating; referring to Elaine Kropotkin]
Mickey Mouse (Disney): She loves the face painting.
Pete (Disney): Told you it was a great idea. [inside Elaine Kropotkin’s head; referring to dad]
Wendy O. Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Best idea he’s had in a while.
Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): He’s a really good guy. [all the emotions sigh, then Wendy O. Koopa throws the core memory orb containing the memory of the Brazilian helicopter pilot aside, but Lammy grabs it]
Lammy (Happy Tree Friends): Just in case. [as Petunia is about to head to ice rink she bumps into a teenage boy and he drops his water bottle, Petunia picks it up to hand it to him]
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Sorry. [the kid looks shocked, we go inside his head where all his emotions are in chaos panicking about speaking to a girl]
Fliqpy (Happy Tree Friends): Girl! Girl! Girl! [as the boy just keeps on staring at Petunia]
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Uh… Okay. Bye. [she places the water bottle under his arm and walks to the ice rink giving him one last look] [as Petunia is about to start playing hockey with her team]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): You ready?
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Yeah.
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Alright. Let’s play some hockey! Alright, Donald. Take over.
Donald Duck (Disney): Give us that puck or you’re dead meat!
Goofy (Disney): On her left! On her left!
Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Let’s just try not to get all smelly this time.
Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): Oh, Elaine and Ben are watching us fail.
Donald Duck (Disney): Not for long! [last lines]
Cheer Bear (Care Bears): [voice over] We’ve been through a lot lately, that’s for sure. But we still love our girl. She has great new friends, a great new house. Things couldn’t be better. After all, Petunia is twelve now. What could happen? [mid-credits scene; we’re in Petunia’s classroom with the Grams Bear and the other kids]
Grams Bear (Care Bears): And who can tell me what year San Francisco was founded? Anyone? Splendid.
Splendid the flying squirrel (Happy Tree Friends): Uh… [we go inside the teacher’s head to see her emotions all looking fed up and bored]
Clarabelle Cow (Disney): How much more of this?
Baby Hugs Bear (Care Bears): Five months, two weeks and four days until summer vacation.
Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros): Then it’s off to the Bahamas with you know who! [she brings up the core memory of the Brazilian helicopter pilot who Elaine Kropotkin also had a memory of]
Noble Heart Horse (Care Bear Cousins): Come. Fly with me, criancinha. [the emotions sigh as they watch him] [next we see the girl working at the pizza place that Petunia and her Elaine Kropotkin had gone to when they first came to San Francisco]
Princess Daisy (Super Mario Bros): Have a nice day. [we go insider her head to see her emotions]
Caitlin Cooke (6teen): What are we mad about?
Toadlette (Super Mario Bros): I don’t know. Whatever Troy’s mad about.
Caitlin Cooke (6teen): What’s Horace Horsecollar mad about?
Toadlette (Super Mario Bros): I don’t know. I don’t know. [the other emotions grunt in agreement] [next we see the Share Bear in Petunia’s class]
Share Bear (Care Bears): I know, totally. [we then go inside her head to see her emotions]
Birdo (Super Mario Bros): We’re a total fraud! Do you think they can see through us?
Betty DeVille (Rugrats): Of course not! We’re wearing eye shadow.
Heartsong Bear (Care Bears): Being cool is so exhausting. [next we see a clown at a kid’s birthday party]
Lumpy (Happy Tree Friends): Who’s the birthday girl? Huh? Hey! Hello? [we go inside the clown’s head to see his emotions]
Funshine Bear (Care Bears): Six years of drama school for this.
Morton Koopa Jr. (Super Mario Bros): What?
Champ Bear (Care Bears): Let’s move.
Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes): Look, this is okay. This is fine. We just need to go to our happy place. [as he brings down a core memory suddenly Trident Gum’s annoying commercial song starts playing in his head which makes all the emotions heads fire up in anger] [next we go inside a dog’s head as he smells the pizza a guy is eating as he walks past him]
Spike (Rugrats): [subtitled] I smell food.
Chain Chomp (Super Mario Bros): [subtitled] The man has food.
Pluto (Disney): [subtitled] Get the food. [we see the dog chasing after the man now] [last mid-credit scene; we see the emotions inside a cat’s head which show the emotions all doing their own thing then Cat’s Fear jumps onto the console touches a button which sets off the cat to jump up in fear and rush away]

(Ending of Cartoons/Inside Out)

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