- Captain John Yossarian as Bart Simpson
- Colonel Cathcart as Ned Flanders
- Major Danby as Chief Clancy Wiggum
- Lt. Nately as Homer Simpson
- Dr. "Doc" Daneeka as Itchy
- Lt. Colonel Korn as Scratchy
- Captain/Major Major as Grandpa Abe Simpson
- Capt. Fr. A.T. Tappman as Mr. Burns
- Nurse Duckett as Lisa Simpson
- 1st Lt. Dobbs as Otto
- 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder as Snake Jailbird
- Brigadier General Dreedle as Krusty the Clown
- Captain Orr as Ralph Wiggum
- Dreedle's WAC as Maggie Simpson
- First Sgt. Towser as Moe Syzlak
- Captain "Aarfy Aardvark" as Waylon Smithers Jr.
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