Lucy: C'mon, Charlie Brown. I'll hold the ball and you kick it.
Charlie Brown: NO!
Lucy: I'll hold it steady.
Charlie Brown: NO!
Charlie Brown: NO!!
Lucy: (places the ball very tightly) There. That's about right.
Charlie Brown: (steps backward) This is the time I'm gonna kick that football clear to the moon! (runs to kick the ball)
Lucy: (pulls the ball away, and grins evilly) TAKE THAT!
Charlie Brown: AAAAAUUUGGGHH!!!
Charlie Brown: (falls flat on his back) Now what?!
Linus: Your hands! They get red paint on them!
Charlie Brown: Oh. But it's finger paint. I was finger painting at my backyard.
Linus: Just look at Lucy's hands, Charlie Brown!
Lucy: (gasps) My hands got paint as well?!
Charlie Brown: Yes.
Linus: Charlie Brown, you're under arrest!
Charlie Brown: But...
Linus: No buts!
(Two weeks later...)
Sally: And I saw that big beagle who had a red nose!
Charlie Brown: WHOOOOAAAA! That was lucky!
Sally: Then the pirates sang "YO-HO, YO-HO! A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!"
Charlie Brown: (imitates pirate) Arg, matey.
Sally: Then the little boy said "Eat your hearts out, you guys!"
Charlie Brown: That's right, Sally. Go on.
(At 3:00 in the morning, Lucy's house...)
Lucy: I don't know about going to sleep lately... (yawns) I'll just wash my face.
Linus: Lucy, I want to watch TV.
Lucy: I'm tired, Linus. All in a day's work... You can watch TV.
Lucy: (lifts up the TV) This thing weighs a ton...
Linus: (pushes the button of the TV) There you go!
Man: (on TV) It was so sad. I'll miss you so much.
Woman: I know. (kisses the man)
Man: Sob. Weep-weep-weep.
Linus: (sighs) This is the life.
(At Charlie Brown's house...)
Charlie Brown: I don't know about going for two weeks straight. I'm too bored.
Sally: What's wrong, big brother?
Charlie Brown: I was staying up late for a whole hour but it was 12:00 midnight. (yawns)
Sally: Here, big brother. Say your line.
Charlie Brown: Okay. (sighs) "I wish I could stay up late. It was 4:00 in the morning, and I'm still awake. Very soon, I squeezed my teddy very tight, and fluffed my pillow. Finally, I was ready to drift off to sleep." Thank you, Sally.
Sally: Don't mention it, big brother. Last one in is a rotten egg... (yawns)
(At 9:30 in the morning...)
Linus: Morning, Charlie Brown. Can I have my blanket?
Charlie Brown: Sure thing, Linus. Here. (gives the blanket to Linus)
Linus: Thank you, Charlie Brown. (hugs the blanket very tightly)
Charlie Brown: Oh, don't mention it.
Lucy: Oh, Charlie Brown! I got a football!
Charlie Brown: A football?! Not again! Boo!
Lucy: (gets frightened) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (we zoom into her mouth, ending the episode)
June 22, 2012