Christina: WOWWOWOWWOW!!!!!!!!! A SHOPKINS SERIES 3! CAN I HAVE IT MOM???????
Rhine River: No Christina it's too expensive. Plus it wears a Shopkins Shirt.
Danube River: And it's a phony.
Pj: BUT- BUT- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS SERIES 3! NOWNOWNOW!!!!!!
Judy Woodruff and Elbe River: YOU MUST DIE!
Narrator: Meanwhile, Christina's classmates and their teacher are winning prizes.
Joycelyn: Look, Regina. There's Pj having a temper tantrum.
Regina: Mr Domtendo! Pj's throwing a tantrum!
Mr Domtendo: Of all the cruddy, sappy, assy, bitchy things that have happened, it's time that we kill her!
Mr Domtendo: Tomorrow.
Mr Domtendo's class except Christina and Mr Domtendo: YAAAAAAAAAY!!! WER'E GONNA KILL PJ!
Narrator: Meanwhile Christina is being dragged into the car.
Christina: SAVE ME, NORTHA! SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: When Christina got home, she was sent up to her room for a time-out.
Christina: IT'S TOO LATE TO GET THAT SHOPKINS SERIES 3 WITH THE SHOPKINS! TOO LATE!!!
Robert MacNeil: What's wrong, Pj?
Christina: I wanted to get a Shopkins Series 3 with a Shopkins, but I couldn't get it! It's all Domtendo's fault!
Cure Fortune: Ooh, it sounds like you are really mad about this, huh.
Christina: YEAH! I AM! CAN YOU KILL MOMMY, DADDY, AND DOMTENDO FOR ME??
Cure Fortune: Nope. Sorry. The producer says I can't use weapons. Bye.
Christina: WAAAAH! YOUR FACE IS A PEICE OF BULLSHIT, CURE FORTUNE!
Narrator: Hiding outside of her house, Christina's class is slowly walking into her room.
Christina's class: (Whispering and singing) Gotta, gotta kill Christina, gotta gotta kill Christina....
Narrator: And as the sound got closer to Christina's room, Christina got even more scared. Then, they got in.
Moselle River: I HATE YOU CHRISTINA!
Cure Flora: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Drava River: THIS IS REVENGE, CHRISTINA'S! REVENGE!
Mr Domtendo: IT'S TIME TO DIE!
Morava: YEAH! SAY YOUR LAST WORDS!
Christina: (Falling off 1,000 feet cliff) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Narrator: And so, Christina's class got to make Danube River, Rhine River, Drava River, Morava River, Moselle River, Weser River, Elbe River, and Neckar River Project
Christina's class: Wow! This is fun!
Christina: I WANNA GO HOME!