Storyteller: One fine day, Christina and Northa went to a video store. When she saw an Shopkins, she went beserk!
Christina: I want that Shopkins!
Meer von Grace and Elbe River: No, Gretchen!
Storyteller: scolded her parents.
Judy Woodruff: You have lots of DVDs at home!
Storyteller: and Christina began to throw a BIG tantrum!
Gretchen: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS DVD NOW!!!!!!
Rhine River: YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 Minutes Later...)
Christina: I want that Shopkins plush!
Joycelyn: No, Christina, you have a lot of Shopkins stuff at home!
Christina (loud roar): ROAAAAAARRRRRRR!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS PLUSH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joycelyn, Meer von Grace, Domtendo, and Moselle River: YOU SUCK, CHRISTINA!!!!!!!!
Joycelyn: Knock it off, Christina!
Christina: NO WAY, JACKASS!!!!
Danube River: AND DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!
Christina (screaming): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS PLUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meer von Grace: If you keep this up then all you want is a big spanking!
Ems River: SHUT UP, CHRISTINA!!!!!
Christina: NO, YOU SHUT UP, EMS RIVER!!!!
Christina: What an idiot.
Weser River: I know, right? She is so annoying.
Christina: Hey, river! Give me that project!
Ems River: No! It's mine!
Christina: Give it to me now or I'll throw you out the window!
Ems River: You wouldn't dare!
(Christina grabs Ems River and throws him out the window. Ems River screams).
Drava River: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! (Drava River goes to chase after Christina)
Meuse River: Drava River! Stop!
Danube River: That's just a 10-year-old girl.
(Christina goes to chase after Danube River and Meuse River. Danube River and Meuse River scream)
Christina: Next time you butt your noses in my business I'll throw you out the window!
Rhine River: Then you shouldn't have thrown EEEMMMSSS RRRIIIVVVEEERRR...!!! (Screaming as Maya throws him out the window)
Moselle River: WHY CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF??!!
(Christina grabs Moselle River and throws him out the window)
Moselle River (screaming): YOU'LL BE SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Rhine River: That's it, Christina! You have crossed the line!
(Christina grabs Rhine River and throws HIM out the window, too!)
Rhine River (screaming): I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Christina (hair bobbles glowing): Eso es! I will do something to get revenge!
(At the hotel ballroom, beautifully decorated with flowers and Boston ferns. People and characters dancing in ballroom).
Christina: Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen! I'm sorry to interrupt the competition.
Joycelyn: What code issues?
Christina (normal voice): The, uh: The usual ones, you know, really bad stuff. VERY bad. Yuck.
Moselle River, Meer von Grace, Domtendo, and Joycelyn: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!
Christina (sits in chair, lifts Larry onto her lap): I'll show you what I mean, Moselle River.
(Christina points to an empty chair near the door. Moselle River and Rhine River burst into the room laughing their heads off. The empty chair turns out to be the Bob in disguise).
Anti Grace: Ha ha! We came here to destroy rivers!
Ems River: Oh, you're not getting away with it this time, Anti hottest grace!
Rhine River: How you gonna stop us?
Danube River: Hey, Moselle River and Rhine River--you do realize that's not an actual building inspector, right? That's actually a 10-year-old girl impersonating one.
Ems River: WHAT??!!!
Danube River: Madame, help me! Christina is embarrassing me! (starts to cry).
Christina (hugs Danube River, gently strokes Danube River's fur): Awww, don't cry, sweetie, it's OK.
Ems River: Hang on, Danube River! I'll save you!
(Ems River suddenly feels a tug on her jacket. She looks down to see the friends).
hottest grace Trios: Why did the weird girl end the dance competition?!
Domtendo: I hate you, Christina!
Joycelyn: This is all your fault!
Meer von Grace: Why can't you keep your nose out of everyone's business, Maya?!
Weser River: Christina! You ruined everything!
Fulda River: Yeah! Thanks a lot, you stupid idiot!
(Danube River): DON'T MOVE!!!
(A team of rivers bursts into the room. One holds out a gun, another takes a pair of handcuffs out of his pants pocket).
Danube River: Christina! Put your hands up!
Rhine River: I SAID PUT THEM UP!!!!!!!
(Gretchen puts her hands up in the air. The policemen come over to her, put her hands behind her back, and start handcuffing her).
Moselle River: You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you by the court.
(At the School apartment. Weser River walks in with a handcuffed Christina).
Main River: Your daughter has impersonated a building inspector and impulsively interrupted a dance competition.
Meer von Grace: WHAT??!!!
Drava River: CHRISTINA, DO YOU KNOW THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW!!!!??
Joycelyn: How many times have we told you not to butt into other people's business??!!
Christina: I tell her all the time, and she never listens!
Jim Lehrer: THAT'S IT, YOUNG LADY! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
(Christina starts throwing yet another temper tantrum. She throws herself on the floor and starts screaming, crying, kicking her feet, and banging her fists on the floor).
Cure Flora: Stop that now! You are 10 years old! You're too old for that!