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  • Storyteller: One fine day, Northa, Elbe, and Christina went to a video store. When she saw an Shopkins toy, she went beserk!
  • Christina: I want that Shopkins toy!
  • Northa and Elbe: No, Danella!
  • Storyteller: ...scolded her parents.
  • Northa: You have lots of Shopkins at home!
  • Storyteller: and Christina began to throw a BIG tantrum!
  • Christina: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS TOY NOW!!!!!!
  • Otis B. Driftwood: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! YOU HAVE A LOT OF SHOPKINS TOYS AT HOME SO SHUT UP AND GET OUT!
  • 2 Minutes Later...
  • Christina: I want that Shopkins plush!
  • Joycelyn and Weser River: No, Christina, you have a lot of Shopkins stuff at home!
  • Christina (loud roar): ROAAAAAARRRRRRR!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS CARDS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Northa, Domtendo, and Moselle River: YOU SUCK, CHRISTINA!!!!!!!!
  • Northa: Knock it off, Danella!
  • Christina: NO WAY, TOURIST!!!!
  • Judy Woodruff and Rhine River: AND DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!
  • Christina (screaming): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS CARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Regina: If you keep this up then all you want is a big spanking!
  • Christina: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  • Domtendo, Meer von Grace, and Moselle River: SHUT UP, CHRISTINA!!!!!
  • Christina: NO, YOU SHUT UP, MOSELLE RIVER!!!!
  • Cure Fortune: What an idiot.
  • Cure Flora: I know, right? She is so annoying.
  • Christina: Hey, Moselle River! Give me hottest grace's Danube River, Rhine River, Ems River, Elbe River, Weser River, Morava River, Drava River, and Moselle River Projects!
  • Moselle River: No! It's mine!
  • Christina: Give it to me now or I'll throw you out the window!
  • Moselle River: You wouldn't dare!
  • (Christina grabs Moselle River and throws him out the window. Moselle River screams).
  • Elbe River: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! (Elbe River goes to chase after Danella)
  • Cure Scarlet: Elbe River! Stop!
  • Gwen Ifill: That's just a 10-year-old girl.
  • (Christina goes to chase after Cure Scarlet and Elbe River. Gwen Ifill, Weser River, and Cure Scarlet scream)
  • Christina: Next time you butt your noses in my business I'll throw you out the window!
  • Gwen Ifill: Then you shouldn't have thrown MMMOOOSSSEEELLLLLLEEE RRRIIIVVVEEERR...!!! (Screaming as Christina throws him out the window)
  • Elbe River and Robert MacNeil: WHY CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF??!!
  • (Christina grabs Elbe River and Robert MacNeil and throws him out the window)
  • Robert MacNeil and Elbe River (screaming): YOU'LL BE SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
  • Drava River: That's it, Christina! You have crossed the line!
  • (Christina grabs Drava River and throws HIM out the window, too!)
  • Drava River (screaming): I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
  • Inn River: I hate you, Christina!
  • Oder River: This is all your fault!
  • Ems River: Why can't you keep your nose out of everyone's business, Christina?!
  • Morava River: THAT'S IT, CHRISTINA! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
  • (Christina starts throwing yet another temper tantrum. She throws herself on the floor and starts screaming, crying, kicking her feet, and banging her fists on the floor).
  • Danella: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
  • Northa: Stop that now! You are 10 years old! You're too old for that!
  • Otis B. Driftwood: Yeah! Shut your mouth!
  • Christina: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
  • Jim Lehrer and Weser River: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!
  • Storyteller: So Christina was grounded and sent to her room for punishment. The next day, hottest grace turned into a river monster arrived at the River family's apartment to take Christina to jail.
  • Christina: How long must I stay for?
  • Gwen Ifill and Weser River: Forever. Goodbye.
  • Storyteller: Christina kicked and screamed for a whole life! The End!

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