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  • Sarah Michelle Gellar: One day Christopher Robin and his parents went to the video store to buy some video games, but when Christopher Robin saw a 1994 Beauty and the Beast for Super Nintendo, it happened.
  • Christopher Robin: WOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THOSE SUPER NINTENDO GAMES!! May I have that Beauty and the Beast for Super Nintendo?? Pleease?!?!?
  • Nani: No, Christopher! You already have so many Super Nintendos at home!
  • Cobra Bubbles: And by the way, that video costs money. And it's a phony!
  • Christopher Robin: BUT, I.....WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I WANT THAT BEAUTY AND THE BEAST FOR SUPER NINTENDO NOW!!!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!!! Waaaaah!!!!!
  • Nani and Cobra Bubbles: Christopher, STOP!
  • Christopher Robin: NEVER I WILL NOT BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar: And that was that, Christopher Robin was sent to his dark room for punishment and got grounded.
  • Christopher Robin: NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO BUY THAT BEAUTY AND THE BEAST FROM SUPER NINTENDO!!!!!!!!
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar: The next day, Christopher Robin and his parents went to the another video games with lots of retired Super nintendo games, and after Christopher Robin saw a Metal Gear Solid by Playstation.
  • Christopher Robin: OH MY GOD!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THESE!!!!!!! I WANT THAT METAL GEAR SOLID ON PLAYSTATION!! Pleeeaase!!!!!!
  • Nani: No, Christopher Robin. You have so many video games at home you don't even play with!
  • Cobra Bubbles: And it's a phony! Those trains cost money.
  • Christopher Robin: BWAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! BUT I WANT THAT METAL GEAR SOLID ON PLAYSTATION!!!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!!!! Waaahahhahahhahhah!!!!!!!!
  • Cobra Bubbles and Nani: ALL YOU REALLY WANT IS A SPANKING WHEN WE GET HOME!!!!!!
  • Christopher Robin: WAAAAAAAH!!!!! NO!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar: And then all the kids started laughing at Christopher Robin which really pissed him off.
  • (Loud Crash is heard)
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar: Then Nani and Cobra Bubbles and all the other kids ran away because Beast, Lumiere, and Cogsworth came into the toy store.
  • Lumiere: Hey! What're you doing at the video games store?!
  • Beast: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, CHRISTOPHER!!
  • Christopher Robin: Stop! I'm not supposed to be trapped in this stupid wasteland of video game!?!
  • Cogsworth: We can play with you, but if you fall into that ravine, I am now your enemy.
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar: Later, Lumiere, Cogsworth and Beast were ready to show Christopher Robin their plan.
  • Cogsworth: Everyone, we must destroy Christopher Robin and turn him into a real boy. NO EXPECTIONS!
  • Lumiere: Ready, set.....................................
  • Beast:.................GO!
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar: Beast pushed the others at full speed toward Christopher Robin toward a big pit of leaves, and it was covered in thick, creamy, mud.
  • Cogsworth: Retreat!
  • Christopher Robin: Oh, no! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar: A loud scream escaped from Christopher Robin, as he rocketed down into the pit. Finally, his voice was cut short when he hit the leaves & mud. His body popped off, and a big splash waved right toward the gang.
  • Beast: YAY!!!!!!! We done it! Now we just need to give Christopher Robin a shot and we'll put him in jail.
  • (Christopher Robin's body appears & he is complete)
  • Christopher Robin: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't give me a shot! It'll hurt!
  • Cogsworth: Too late, Christopher! (laughs)
  • (Christopher Robin gets pinched by the needle, scene zooms in onto a TV screen)
  • News Reporters: CUT! Not perfect. Anyways, Christopher Robin threw tantrums after he turned into a real boy and when he was given his first shot ever, it was a perfect shot for one bad boy!
  • Christopher Robin: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get! Me! Out!
  • Newspaper Man: Bad Boy!
  • Christopher Robin: I! WANT!! TO!!! GO!!!! HOME!!!!!
  • (Gaston freezes SpongeBob)
  • Gaston: Now, YOU'RE SUSPENDED FROM WORKING AT THE ACRE-WOOD!!!!!!!!!!
  • Christopher Robin: How can I stay here for?
  • Gaston: 26 days. Goodbye.

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