Chuckie: Hi, I'm Chuckie Finster. I'm gonna ride my tricycle. (hops on the trike and pedals it slowly) Hee-hee-hee... (falls off) WHOOOOAAAAH! (begins crying) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Chaz: Hey, son. What are you doing?
Chuckie: It hurts, daddy.
Chaz: What hurts?
Chuckie: My elbows and knees, and my fingers and toes. They hurt. WAAAAAAH!
Chaz: Why did you do that for, son?!
Chuckie: I dunno. Erp!
Chaz: Hey, don't burp.
(cut to the Simpsons logo)
Narration: "The Simpsons."
Chaz: Please don't burp.
Chaz: DON'T BURP! (slaps Chuckie in the face)
Chaz: Do you want the soft part or the hard part?
Chaz: Now you got the hard part! (bangs Chuckie with the gun 27 times)
(cut to men and women standing outside)
Man #1: Let's see some fireworks.
Man #2: Righty on, friend.
Man #1: Hey, Chuckie! Wanna see?
(cut to the fireworks blasting into orbit)
Men and Women: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Man #3: The fireworks scared people!
Chaz: (slaps Chuckie 6 times)
Narration: Chaz is the worst father you've ever had!
June 24, 2012