PLOT: Cilan was a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD, but Chili and Cress scold him.
Cilan, Chili, Cress, Iris (all from Pokemon)
Narrator: One day Cilan, Chili, and Cress went to the video store. Cilan sees a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD.
Cilan: Chili, Cress, may I have this 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD?
Cress: No. You have many Barney CDs at home.
Chili: And it's a phony!
Cilan: (bursts into tears) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT THE BARNEY CD!
Cress: You can cry all you want, but it ain't gonna help!
Chili: Cilan...YOU MUST DIE!
Narrator: Cilan was in a very bad mood because he couldn't get the 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD. Iris walked up and saw the tantrum.
Iris: What's he blabbering about?
Cilan: I WANT BARNEY! WAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAH!
Iris: I'm calling the police. (dials the police)
Cilan: WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Narrator: The police arrive with guns.
Cop 1: You have the right to remain silent!
Cilan: I WANT MY BARNEY! I WANT MY BARNEY! NOOOOOOOO!
Cop 2: What a baby.
Cilan: Well can I have the 2002 Wiggles Pole-Dancing Kit?
Cop 1: No. It's an inappropriate toy!
Cop 2: And besides it's a phony!
Cress: Take him away.
Narrator: The cops subdue Cilan and handcuff him.
Cilan: WAAAAAAAAAH! MOMMY!
Iris: Bye-bye, Cilan! See you in 40 years!
Narrator: The cops take Cilan to jail.