Cast[]
- Cherilyn "Cher" Horowitz as Chris
- Dionne Davenport as Tinselina
- Tai Frasier as Maisie
- Josh Lucas as Toaster
- Melvin "Mel" Horowitz as Lampy
- Amber Mariens as Two-Face Sewing Machine
- Christian Stovitz as Kirby
- Mr. Wendell Hall as Fauct
- Coach Millie Stoeger as Rob
- Travis Birkenstock as Wittgenstein
- Elton Tiscia as Radio