Cobalt Foxunit Milanowski
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Cobalt Foxunit Milanowski is not a member of the Ship of Fools, nor is he a living person. Rather, he is the unborn son of Benji "Hallway" Milanowski with incredible powers.
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[edit] The Deal
As part of his improv training, John "Freshman/Tripod" Tubergen was repeatedly teased by Benji about his thundercock. This typically caused John to curl up into a ball and weep or turn bright red with embarrassment. Gradually, John began to loosen up and become more comfortable with his role in the Ship of Fools and his nickname. Benji promised that if John ever made a joke on stage about his enormous penis, he would be granted naming rights to Benji's first born child.
It should be stated that as a known misanthrope, Benji plans on never being a father and abhors the thought of having a child.
[edit] Promise Fufilled
At some point (details forthcoming) John completed his end of the bargain by making a reference to his abnormally large penis on stage, much to the shock and delight of the attending audience.
[edit] A Name Selected
After much debate and input from the other Fools, John finally decided upon Cobalt Foxunit Milanowski for the name of Benji's child. This name surpasses all others in terms of incredible power and epic destiny.
[edit] Child of Prophecy
Because of the incredible talents and capabilities of Benji, much speculation has been held on the powers and charisma of Cobalt. Known traits include:
- a personal Dragonforce soundtrack
- a smile that can stop wars
- the continuation of Benji's patented glasses seduction move
- an aura of incredible awesome
- women in the immediate vicinity become pregnant if left exposed
- rides an incredibly awesome motorcycle
- owns several patents, one of which is the Declothification Ray
