Cast[]
- Numbuh 1 as Harry Potter (Numbuh 1 and Harry Potter are both British)
- Numbuh 2 as Ron Weasley
- Numbuh 5 as Hermione Granger (Numbuh 5 and Hermione Granger are both Clever)
- Numbuh 362 as Ginny Weasley (Numbuh 362 and Ginny Weasley are both Girlfriends To Numbuh 1 and Harry Potter)
- Ten Cents (from TUGS) as Authur Weasley
- Lillie Lightship (from TUGS) as Molly Weasley
- Monty Uno as Albus Dumbledore
- Mrs. Uno as Professor McGonagall
- Thomas (from TTTE) as James Potter
- Emily (from TTTE) as Lily Potter
- Numbuh 4 as Seamus Finnigan
- Numbuh 3 as Cho Chang (Numbuh 3 and Cho Chang are both Oriental Female Characters)
- Heinrich Von Marzipan as Draco Malfoy (Heinrich Von Marzipan and Draco Malfoy both Have Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes)
- Henrietta Von Marzipan as Luna Lovegood (Henrietta Von Marzipan and Luna Lovegood both Have Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes)
- Stickybeard as Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody
- Vin Moosk as Remus Lupin
- Chad Dickson as Lucius Malfoy
- Cree Lincoln as Narcissa Malfoy
- Soccer Mom as Bellatrix Lestrange
- Professor XXXL as Quirinus Quirrell
- Mr. Fizz as Gilderoy Lockhart
- Madam Margaret as Dolores Umbridge (Madam Margaret and Dolores Umbridge are both Female Villains, Who Wears Pink)
- Noddy (from Noddy's Toyland Adventures) as Dobby The House Elf
- Lizzie Divine as Moaning Murtle (Lizzie Divine and Moaning Murtle are both Wearing Glasses)
- Zorran (from TUGS) as Vernon Dursley
- Carla (from TT) as Petunia Dursley
- Shadow (from Sonic) as Dudley Dursley
- Toiletnator as Peter Pettingrew
- Father as Severus Snape
- Grandfather as Lord Voldemort