- Numbuh 1 as Stan Marsh
- Numbuh 2 as Kyle Broflovski
- Heinrich Von Marzipan as Eric Cartman
- Numbuh 4 as Kenny McCormick
- Numbuh 362 as Wendy Testaburger
- Numbuh 5 as Bebe Stevens
- Henrietta Von Marzipan as Liane Cartman
- Numbuh 86 as Carol McCormick
- Mr. Wink as Terrence
- Mr. Fibb as Philip
- Maurice as Chef
- Numbuh 60 as Mr. Garrison
- Tommy Glian as Mr. Mackey
- Chad Dickson as Gregory Of Yardale
- Cree Lincoln as Shelly Marsh
- Lizzie Devine as Sheila Broflovski
- Toilenator as Saddam Hussein
- Father as Satan
- Trey Parker - Numbuh 1, Heinrich Von Marzipan, Mr. Wink, Numbuh 60, Chad Dickson and Father
- Matt Stone - Numbuh 2, Numbuh 4, Mr. Fibb and Toilenator
- Isaac Hayes - Maurice
- Mary Kay Bergman - Numbuh 362, Numbuh 5, Henrietta Von Marzipan, Numbuh 86, Cree Lincoln and Lizzie Devine
- Numbuh 1: Can I have five tickets to see Fanboy and Chum Chum: Butts on Fire, Please?
- Ticket Taker: No!
- Numbuh 2: What do you mean no?
- Ticket Taker: Fanboy and Chum Chum: Butts on Fire has been rated PG by the Motion Picture Association Of America, you have to be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
- Numbuh 2: But why?
- Ticket Taker: Because this movie has slapstick violence!, next please.
- Numbuh 2: Let me have some of your candy, Heinrich?
- Heinrich Von Marzipan: Hmm, Let's see, Nein, I haffn't got ze Kids Next Door candy.
- Numbuh 2: What, you're hogging all that chocolate, chubby German child!
- Numbuh 1: Shh, The movie's started.
- Chum Chum: You're such a pig lover, Fanboy!
- Numbuh 2: What did he say?
- Fanboy: Chum Chum, Why would you call me a pig lover?
- Chum Chum: Well, let's see, First of all, you love pigs!
- Fanboy: Oh yeah.
- Chum Chum: Kiss my butt and call me a idiot!
- Fanboy: Oh, you're Frosty Freezy Freezes-loving kid!
- Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 4, Heinrich Von Marzipan and Tommy Gilligan: Wow!
- Heinrich Von Marzipan: Frosty Freezy Freezes-loving kinderlein.
- Chum Chum: Listen you Comic Books-loving kid!
- Numbuh 2: Comic Books-loving kid.
- Tommy Gilligan: Comic Books-loving kid!
- Chum Chum: You'd love your uncle!
- Fanboy: You'd love your uncle!
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