• Chad Dickson as James
  • Knightbrace as Edward
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan as Thomas
  • Mr. Burns (from The Simpsons) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Ringo Starr as UK Narrator
  • George Carlin as US Narrator
  • Manfred Steffen as German Narrator


  • Chad Dickson: I'm a Really Splendid Teen Ninja.
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Guten Tag, mein Herr Chad Dickson, feeling better, zat's right. Ach! zat's mein candy hunting time, I must go. I don't know vhat Herr Tubby Bear vould do vizout me to vork for ze candy hunting safari.
  • Mr. Burns: If you can't behave, I shall take away your ninja clothing and have you wear pirate clothing.
  • Chad Dickson: Don't talk, Come on!, Stickybeard never has to fetch his own candies and he only wears pirate clothing.

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