- King Sandy as Percy
- Heinrich Von Marzipan as Thomas
- Toilenator as Henry
- Nelson and Dolph (From The Simpsons) as Bill and Ben
- Master Tubby Bear (from Noddy's Toyland Adventures) as Sir Topham Hatt
- Ringo Starr as UK Narrator
- George Carlin as US Narrator
- Manfred Steffen as German Narrator
- King Sandy: Water's nothing to a Kids Next Door Villain with sickness.
- Toilenator: What are you adults doing here?, This headquarters is for Kids Next Door Villains. Go away!, Silly things!
- King Sandy: They're not silly!
- Toilenator: They are silly and so are you, 'Water's nothing to a Kids Next Door Villain with sickness!' hah!
- King Sandy: Anyway, I'm not afraid of water. I like it!
- Heinrich Von Marzipan: 'ACHTUNG'!, Ve never go past it.
- King Sandy: Why?
- Heinrich Von Marzipan: 'ACHTUNG' means falling down somezing. I vent past 'DANGER' vonce, und fell down into ze choco-lava at ze chocolate volcano.
- King Sandy: I can't see the choco-lava and the chocolate volcano.
- Narrator: He didn't know the foundations to the tide at the beach had sunk, and that the sand now slopped downward to the sea.
- King Sandy: Stupid Board!