Did you like that? What? Direct line for all your insurance needs? Did you like that? What? Direct line Italy skiing holidays, woah! What? Sestriere, where’s that? Its 175 pounds region milky way, brilliant, half board basic price departure, lets see when do we want? February, no they don’t do that yet, We could get a cheap holiday, but we would have to be pretty lucky. You got enough money on your card? What? (laughter) Where we find your cheapest skiing trip, do you think we could get some insurance off that? Are you writing out everything we say? Just everything I say David Hill is the best person in the world ever Ashley he is writing out everything I say! If I whisper he cant write out everything I say. He's writing out everything I say. Oh I forget which area is which, coursework I hate doing it. Right do you know how to access the school network from home? No cos I wanna access it cos I don’t know which bits I need. What have you written on your arm? He is writing everything I say. Yeh. Why? Do you reckon my thing is big enough?
You will have to find out yourself. You don’t have a monologue, why do u have a monologue? Oh I might have to delete some of my own work. I did send one, I just didn’t send it the other day. If I oh… F*ck! That scared the sh*t out of me, I hate you so much. Yeh I do, I got 2 weeks half term, yeh I got this gap thing 2 weeks before half term, Yeh, I don’t know, I think my parents are still going, if they are going they can pay for somewhere really nice with all the air miles, we can go somewhere well nice, you wanna come skiing? I wont pay for her, he can give you money. Yeh, is he writing for both, everyone? Oh He (writer) is the best person in the world and I am g*y! Shall i? Shall I say stuff that really incriminates myself? Oh yes! It bl**dy well worked! Right I had to do my geography coursework and I was like, how am I gunna get all my coursework stuff home, and I got it all in that folder! Take me there! Im getting laid tonight! Im getting laid tonight! Stop being a b*tch! Oh see what he did there? Oh doesn’t wanna know what he did there! I think we all know what he did there! Whats that from? Do u want me to touch it? Yeh so my brother is gunna come skiing as well and I think he can pay for a bit of it. My mum said I have to take him out for a little bit, but the thing is if we go to America its gunna be really expensive. No cos aspens in Colorado, Is Colorado 21 or 18? Depends how strict they are in America! I know and that’s 21 isnt it? I only get away with it in the white lion. We havnt been there in ages, well I haven't. Wanna go there on Sunday? Sunday lunch? Wine bar. What u doing on Friday apparently she is and everyone is all going to the Indian. Oh the pidgeon detectives at the marquee! [writer] [writer]! Pidgeon detectives! [writer]! [writer]! It’s the sort of music he would like, whats that band we thought he would like? We thought he would like them didn’t we? They’re like proper funky stuff you would have liked it! Im gunna back up into that! I got work tonight and I don’t wanna go, I got to go though, u don’t have to work for like 3 hours at a time late at night! Yeh but she gets extra, bonus! What gesture? Yeh so… yeh exactly, no good. I have! I have, yeh if u get him drunk enough he talks about everything he will, he is f*cking hilarious, there is no secret he wont tell! Nothing! Shhhh! No! cant even remember, I cant actually remember! He just takes photos. Everyone says it’s a proper sh*t hole yeh why? He doesn’t have that many friends! Yeh like Him. I havnt got work until 6:30 then I got work till 9, I want a cleaning job but I cant get one. How? But the problem with a cover is you don’t get work every night! What? Were u a cover? U asked if there are any vacancies? F*ck who is the new cover? Ah his girlfriend isn’t it? He broke up with her. With him, yeh I know, u were the last to know when she up with you! We were just joking, well you’re the last to know, oh yeh surprise! So where u take her out on Sunday? Some restaurant? No Sunday u went to the cinema didn’t you? so where you take her on her birthday? Some restaurant wasn’t it? Apparently in hertford! What how! Was it like that time in the India? More funny? Cos you’re a harsh b*stard! Hitlina! Do think I can do this? With the suspension? Would your car do that with the suspension? Look at the suspension on in! dum, bang! Does your car do this? Woooahhh! He passed didn’t he? Ah right my instructor said her brother took someone and she stalled 13 times on the test and passed! Apparently she was just stalling all the time! Apparently after the examiner just came up and said does she normally let her drive like that? Come on normally one stall and there a bit like that but I mean 13 and I was like woah! Damnit! What the f*ck happened there! I cant get that bl**dy thing! ah just leave them. Apparently He (subject) says ‘he is g*y’! Augh, p*ss off p*ss off p*ss off! You wanna drive us to oxford? Half term, I went to see this gig in oxford, this tour of these 4 bands, probably don’t know them, they only formed last month!And you do know the consequences now don't you.What?.Nothing.Well you've gotta mean something.That's really O.K because the 900lb skateboard you saw at church will come to your house by DHL soon enough.The Vladimir's Offering doesn't increase the HP of your creeps now does it.The rocket launchers do have an impressive splash damage. I said 'left alt' for Nitrous. Wikicamp is the name. Unconferences rule.